@JohnnyBiceps Andy Dick is a comedy blackhole. He would ruin this brilliant sketch by making it one big gay joke. He sucks and you suck for not knowing how blatantly he sucks.
Great job! I laughed my ass off. Some of the people commenting thought that you were for real! They probably think someone is just hanging a big black dildo above the set. Like a horse and carrot on a stick! Microphone!? What's that?
PLEASE DON'T READ THIS. You will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don't post this comment to at least 3 videos, you will die within 2 days. Copy and paste this, to be saved
In 1945,a young girl named katu lata kulu came over to America in a grey boat from Africa. A mysterious man killed her by cutting the word "LATUALATUKA" into her back. now that you have read this measge she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you follow these directions:
1. Retype this message as a comment for three other videos
Were those pork chops at the beginning of the video? A true artist! The audio is important to the overall experience, without a doubt. Funny stuff... actually dubbing in the sound of a plunger in a toilet during sex would be pretty funny too.
n 1945, a young girl named katu lata kulu came over to America in a grey boat from Africa. A mysterious man killed her by cutting the word "LATUALATUKA" into her back. now that you have read this message, she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you follow these directions:
I get the joke and all, but for the benefit of the home viewer: I've been editing porn for years, and when we don't have the sound, we loop it from elsewhere in the scene. Even on big budget stuff, the turnaround is too fast and the post budget is too small to fuck around with audio like this. On maybe 5% of porn, a boom mike and sound kit are employed. The rest of the time, you just work with whatever the camera happened to pick up.
No way. When i hear the sound of a hot chick giving a blowjob, or some balls smacking against a chick's ass, it is'nt real??? i think i'm gonna throw up...
Waste of time? Hey Lizzy are you too buzy to get off? I mean this guy puts his blood, sweat and tears into making porn sound GOOD. To add quality sounds to film so people pleasuring themselves to it can focus on their task at hand.
Is his job any sicker than your "buzy" one as a paralegal or PR drone? I think not.
Julius has a dream in life and he is living that dream. Don't be a dreamkiller Lizzy with your hateful terms like "sick" and "waste of time!!!"
wtf?!?!?!? you mean that the noises i hear from internet porn arent actually them sucking the dicks or slamming it in the ass?!?!?! why isnt it the real sound?!
I searched long and hard (no pun intended) and finally found a film with Foley by Julius. If you get a chance check out "Sex Trex: The Next Penetration". This guy is a genius.
This was riding that awesomely fine line between real and OTT until that guy with no shirt started talking (and that whole mayo incident). It was awesome when he was just sitting in the background nodding his head and you were like WTF?
Gents! Let me tell ya, as a sound mixer for film and tv (not to mention, former foley artist/engineer), I TRULY appreciate this...AND the good work you do!
I KNEW that was some of your sounds I heard just last night in fact! Wow. Now to see you 'in action' is just...just great, y'know?
:)
(very amusing to an actual sound pro. keep it up!)
Why is this flagged?
zZoiks 1 month ago
this shit is turning me on.lol
Anhslaught 5 months ago
"I do porn sounds as a hobby..."
PutItAway101 7 months ago
hahahaa
jlbyrne10 10 months ago
Andy Dick would do this skit 10x better
JohnnyBiceps 1 year ago
@JohnnyBiceps Andy Dick is a comedy blackhole. He would ruin this brilliant sketch by making it one big gay joke. He sucks and you suck for not knowing how blatantly he sucks.
hypjoe 8 months ago 2
I was hoping that this was a video of Mick Foley acting in some porn.
pressuredup 1 year ago 2
hahahahah
Brandon75689 1 year ago
hahahahaha
leoMumford 1 year ago
eyi am really bored anyone wanna play and have fun
AolanApara 1 year ago
wow never knew and didnt
Conswagulas 2 years ago
o.O wow wtf??
651Bo1 2 years ago
epic job! :D
julianhaug 2 years ago
that's the job i always wanted to do
bieberbazzejunge 2 years ago
I heard he did ray j and kim, and some of pamelas vids! :O
kvmftOriginal03 2 years ago
hahaha who'd ever knew this shit happens
salionymun 3 years ago
Hahah the two chickens lmao omfg XDDDD!
babyphat1334 3 years ago 2
THAT is quite simply brilliant
adamskio123 3 years ago 2
hahahah xD
oMozzio 3 years ago
FUCKEN HILARIOUS!
BahenaD 3 years ago
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haha im naked!!! O
nathanCweir 3 years ago
super sweet.
zackdotcom 3 years ago
Great. I always show this video when I am teatching Sound Design. The students love it ;)
audiomay 3 years ago 26
@audiomay best. teacher. ever. we need more people like you in this world.
underlinedbluetext 1 year ago
@underlinedbluetext Thanks ;)
audiomay 10 months ago
@audiomay a teacher that spelt teaching wrong LMAO
Abdul001Hussain 3 months ago
@Abdul001Hussain Sorry mate, english is not my mother language... and please, get a life ;)
audiomay 3 months ago 2
lol one guy is in a blanket the whole time XD
suicidesleep 3 years ago
What???????????????????????????????????????
FunkyBarSteward 3 years ago
haha. "Im gonna need some GOD DAMN miracle whip"
=D xD
ElegantxEmily 3 years ago
LOL!- Sal.G.
MRSALG 4 years ago
The mic on the chest hair, THAT is classic.
jester0card 4 years ago 3
hella funny, with the chicken
equationoracle 4 years ago 2
THANK YOU for letting/helping me Get OOOOOOFFFFFF!
CherryRoseArt 4 years ago 2
You guys are dorks. Funny dorks, but still dorks.
producir 4 years ago 3
WHAT THIS CRAZY SH*T!
corkdiggs 4 years ago
That is so hilarious.
Josephdorf03 4 years ago 2
lol btw, i do hope everyone realises this isnt real?
its funny lookign at all the comments that do :p
TheNinjaRaccoon 4 years ago 15
lol what a hypocrite :P
TheNinjaRaccoon 4 years ago
hahahah hahah o my god lol
capoate 4 years ago
lol funny
hellcat29er 4 years ago 3
LOL
Regdot 4 years ago
those guys are ugly
avitech77 4 years ago
HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!
erj215 4 years ago
Remembering this is going to make working in the industry even better! Hilarious.
HotMoviesDotCom 4 years ago
i like how the microphone is nestled in his chest hair.
pickypocky123 4 years ago
Wow this is awesome
PTC09 4 years ago
i think that lkfvnbfsdalgkdjn
antel39 4 years ago
lawl. the mic is attached to his chest hair.
choronos 4 years ago 2
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If you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hours
kaloka2692 4 years ago
HOW ABOUT you make a sound effect of my balls smaking aginced your face. cause that acctually happened. you know it did AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
bushslayer 4 years ago
i hope that i don't sound like a chicken legs when am fuckin my wife!! loll
S33THER 4 years ago
fuckin hilarious
jizmanjenkins 4 years ago
This video SOOO destroyed the MYTH for me... SOB! Cry!
ROTFLAMO
Klvyoenne 4 years ago
effing brilliant
Fahab747 4 years ago
that is f*** sick
Chrisgermankid 4 years ago
do you think that guy gets boners while making those noises??
Cassyy07 4 years ago
i can assure you he does
hypjoe 4 years ago
Sick.....
JascAquiline 4 years ago
I'm sad to say I know exactly what the end sound is for :(
adamwest332 4 years ago
lmfao
RexNunc 4 years ago
you ruined it fer me!!!!
diktv 4 years ago
Great job! I laughed my ass off. Some of the people commenting thought that you were for real! They probably think someone is just hanging a big black dildo above the set. Like a horse and carrot on a stick! Microphone!? What's that?
helicop 4 years ago
Makes my home state seem full of itself... which isn't all that surprising, because there's porn everyone... especially on the net.
FantasyJam 4 years ago
LAWL, shitting on people noises
RKOd 5 years ago
I keep looping this just for the noises. :D
OmizuStar 5 years ago
hahah serious funny
DoctorKochu 5 years ago
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csipete 5 years ago
is this a piss take??? its very convincing if it is...
niallk21 5 years ago
THIS IS FUNNY...
fanmister 5 years ago
HAHA...porn and mayonnaise...sweet!
yurownprsnljesus 5 years ago
LOL!
Esty0916 5 years ago
hahha fucking funny but not as funny making porn noise
deadgirlsdontlie167 5 years ago
QUITE GOOD
HYNDFORD3 5 years ago
That was hilari-arse!
sumosimo 5 years ago
roast beef lol
PeruAndGermany 5 years ago
oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh HOT!!!!
PinkRibena06 5 years ago
Hey next time you guys pleasure yourselves while watching porn, just think of this guy licking mayo off of a pickle. So sexy!
miksylplyk 5 years ago
good idea
valvsorc 5 years ago
ahahaha, thats exactly what i was thinking =D
SocialRetard911 5 years ago
Best job in the world,but why has this been flagged?
join the youtube debate,why do some people flag for the sake of it,watch care in the community on our channel.
billpodmooresnose 5 years ago
i know this is a joke, but do they edit in porn sounds ??
emphaticapathy 5 years ago
wow i dident know they had people to do the sounds lol
dragonsknife45 5 years ago
This is the most perverted video ever
Jakey1312 5 years ago
wtf when i watch porn theres a guy sucking a popsicle when the chicks bjin the guy omg lol this is funny though that guy kinda looks like borat
ballaholic531 5 years ago
lol tht wel funi
billybob6000 5 years ago
r0fl.
necr0z 5 years ago
you people are soooooo funny golly maybe we should bring out the gimp you fucking losers
bgunns74 5 years ago
oh hell!!
cursednicorobin 5 years ago
lol
samueljoseph12345 5 years ago
hahaaaaaaaaaaa
arashgiani 5 years ago
**** ***
smurf945 5 years ago
dear god hahha
andytheobliviator 5 years ago
LOL
kspyda2006 5 years ago
haha
daibanezplayer 5 years ago
MY SOUTHERN VARIETY... "e" S T Y L E...LISH! BUT GOOD!
esohornie 5 years ago
shit, that was...life-changing
hatc9723 5 years ago
I gotta tell you, this is extremely funny on 5 different levels. Excellent.
axxman 5 years ago
not good actors for one... they want you to know it's fake
sasafrass135 5 years ago
didn't you noticed it's a joke?
there's nothing as "porn Foley".
no-one would embarrass his assistant that way during an interview, unless it's a joke.
BTW, that guy look like Sacha Baron Cohen(aka Borat Sagdiyev).
Munaq 5 years ago
omg how sad r some people
dannycurtis1 5 years ago
aparently ur jist as sad as we are for commenting LOL which means u must have enjoyed the vid
rkmfl 5 years ago
im gonna need some GOD DAMN MIRACLE WHIP!
hunnerr 5 years ago
wot ever blows ya skirt up pal
beady1967 5 years ago
woooooooo weeeeeeeeee that made me not like porn anymore
lightning280 5 years ago
thats disgusting.
VeSpork 5 years ago
disgusting
asdasdwinner 5 years ago
SO FUCKING FUNNY---
vicecitymadness 5 years ago
This is dumb!
powerup151 5 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA :D
Freetardo 5 years ago
it's totally stupid and a waste of time...
Bajanja 5 years ago
You are so right
austinboy91 5 years ago
LOL
user192021 5 years ago
It's a fu.c.k.i.n.g. waste of time
Ogaru 5 years ago
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In 1945,a young girl named katu lata kulu came over to America in a grey boat from Africa. A mysterious man killed her by cutting the word "LATUALATUKA" into her back. now that you have read this measge she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you follow these directions:
1. Retype this message as a comment for three other videos
ShiMaToKi 5 years ago
dude ... just thionk about it for one minute ... thats just stupid ... stop spaming the internets
ThereIsOnlyFate 5 years ago
Yoy are b_i_t c_h!Fu_ cking pidor!Shut up your ass,jerk!Cant you see?It's fu_ cking joke!
ShiMaToKi 5 years ago
yeah srsly look at the piano! it's a little kid's piano!
they7692 5 years ago
good job.
ericjw2 5 years ago
goddammet that is funny!!
lol lol lol lol
mommyskikster 5 years ago
Bravo!
badbutt570 5 years ago
truly amazing work
rwfmade 5 years ago
'if we're tryin' to make the sound of intercourse, we're gonna need some GODDAMN MIRACLE WHIP! so, GET ME THAT MIRACLE WHIP!'
nataliegrace 5 years ago
Were those pork chops at the beginning of the video? A true artist! The audio is important to the overall experience, without a doubt. Funny stuff... actually dubbing in the sound of a plunger in a toilet during sex would be pretty funny too.
blackturtleus 5 years ago
GET ME SOME GOD DAMN MIRACLE WHIP!
VanIsleBC 5 years ago
Oh no! My ideals are shattered...
Gnickk 5 years ago
great video!!!
boredominducedvideos 5 years ago
so fuckin' funny:D i love it :D
mansony 5 years ago
Hilarious.
iSOBigD 5 years ago
hilarious
cra2 5 years ago
omg! so porn is not real omg my dads video i just grab and its fake!
kingdomhearts5555 5 years ago
thats right darlin' ;)
humboldtmyche 5 years ago
o come on... how stupid...
yurlilrockstar 5 years ago
ahahhahhahahh lmao
flixius 5 years ago
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blackflamin 5 years ago
F-off blackflamin
iratic 5 years ago
those are highly trained semi professionals. Did they do the Deliverance movie?
sunbroker 5 years ago
ur on sick in ead what a couple of losers get a life ! and i dont mean get sky ha ha !!
pikmebum99 5 years ago
is that borat?
treble905 5 years ago
this is the funniest thing...ever
slater1986 5 years ago
Happy young people...are the repped by anyone?
director1980 5 years ago
hahaha
gonejahead 5 years ago
some people are such idiots believing this is real. U guys americans?
Bexorcist 5 years ago
The Spinal Tap of porn.
MadamMiaow 5 years ago
I get the joke and all, but for the benefit of the home viewer: I've been editing porn for years, and when we don't have the sound, we loop it from elsewhere in the scene. Even on big budget stuff, the turnaround is too fast and the post budget is too small to fuck around with audio like this. On maybe 5% of porn, a boom mike and sound kit are employed. The rest of the time, you just work with whatever the camera happened to pick up.
BennyProfane 5 years ago
No way. When i hear the sound of a hot chick giving a blowjob, or some balls smacking against a chick's ass, it is'nt real??? i think i'm gonna throw up...
mercilessassasin123 5 years ago
That is the sickest thing ever! What a waste of time!!!
BuzyLizzy 5 years ago
Waste of time? Hey Lizzy are you too buzy to get off? I mean this guy puts his blood, sweat and tears into making porn sound GOOD. To add quality sounds to film so people pleasuring themselves to it can focus on their task at hand.
Is his job any sicker than your "buzy" one as a paralegal or PR drone? I think not.
Julius has a dream in life and he is living that dream. Don't be a dreamkiller Lizzy with your hateful terms like "sick" and "waste of time!!!"
Live and let live.
hypjoe 5 years ago
Nice hair.
YOUTUBE now has a THEME SONG @
billybobjoe57
billybobjoe57 5 years ago
I love the mic attatched to Gideon's chest hair! LOL
RenazzleDazzle 5 years ago
I thought this was real until they started fighting about the mayo. But still a little funny.
gregvandersloo 5 years ago
i KNEW she was faking it.
stevezilla68 5 years ago
wtf?!?!?!? you mean that the noises i hear from internet porn arent actually them sucking the dicks or slamming it in the ass?!?!?! why isnt it the real sound?!
vmax2 5 years ago
Because the acutal audio is too far away or too low quality to sound good. All movies have Foley artists that make sounds from gunshots to cum shots.
Zeketheo 5 years ago
I searched long and hard (no pun intended) and finally found a film with Foley by Julius. If you get a chance check out "Sex Trex: The Next Penetration". This guy is a genius.
hypjoe 5 years ago
perhaps it doubles as a splash screen?
lukehatton 5 years ago
what is the pop filter for
sofyan 5 years ago
awesome
junkwaffel 5 years ago
rock.
mlermin 5 years ago
hilarious.
sniggity 5 years ago
Helmans is a delicious mayonnaise but it is for sandwiches...damn-it Bock, get it right!
Thenesi 5 years ago
There's definitely a moment where this "Julius" slips out of his southern accent. The guy is still damn handsome and hilarious, but I say it's fake.
hypjoe 5 years ago
pbbbbbbt... it's totally real.
squirrelene 5 years ago
THAT IS HOT. XD
Anagove 5 years ago
BUWHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA! XD!
Brought out the pickle and the mayo?!?!?!
Plus why the hell he suck the pickle at the end?
This is so sick and funny.
GibJust 5 years ago
GOLD!,
p.s nice jupiter8
733l 5 years ago
This was riding that awesomely fine line between real and OTT until that guy with no shirt started talking (and that whole mayo incident). It was awesome when he was just sitting in the background nodding his head and you were like WTF?
joshzam 5 years ago
Gents! Let me tell ya, as a sound mixer for film and tv (not to mention, former foley artist/engineer), I TRULY appreciate this...AND the good work you do!
I KNEW that was some of your sounds I heard just last night in fact! Wow. Now to see you 'in action' is just...just great, y'know?
:)
(very amusing to an actual sound pro. keep it up!)
-jfriah
jfriah 5 years ago
who made this spoof ?
paddypaws 5 years ago
AWESOME. Just ... friggin awesome.
xishimarux 5 years ago