1st 東方M-1ぐらんぷり: Scarlet Mansion (subtitled)

[ThisIsMyName651]

2:13 "Yeah, right. I'm sure Sakuya Izayoi, whose domain is TIME, won't make out in time."

BA(9)KA!!

[albinoasesino]

lol :P

6:22 lol. Princess Resurrection's burning house 3:53. although i watched this earlier than princess and princess is later releas than th m1 gp.

[koerund]

i want flandres cake!

[Alvin988951]

1:36 KIRBY!??!?!?!?

[SpongeMarioette1]

They forgot Patchy and Meiling D:

[TheHamhamman]

try reimilia STREACH!!!

[TheHamhamman]

thats not a pink knife flan

[LaughingPickleProd]

What about Patchy?And Koskuma?And that Red-haired girl?

[NeoKetchara14]

0:32 LOL Yamcha!



[Pretztailfan95]

M-1 Grand Prix is probably the best way to learn Japanese. They repeat sentences so many times you can just memorize them! XD

[BakaofLulz]

it's flandre, not flander

[Reno750]

@BakaofLulz Flanders and Flandre are the same, look it up.

[SuperLuigi434]

And the day was not saved, thanks to Flandre Scarlet.

[firesniperbullet2]

5:00 try a wriggle kick

[d0ntl00kb4ck]

@fevimaster agreement. They should've made it more cute/mature.

[AdamFSmith]

Sakuya's pink knife?!? O_o;

[deathsoul101]

@AdamFSmith yes, Sakuya's pink "knife" :3

[fevimaster]

Flandre IS a Lunatic Xp

[fevimaster]

I don't like Remilia's voice...

[VocaUtau]

What about Patchouli and Koakuma?

[econ860]

I just saw Flandre waste Yamcha....

[CalebLaw1]

@econ860 Ya's know, there's 2 videos from the darkmind678 that have Broly and Flandre as a couple! Also a 3rd, but not talking about it much (it's good, though)! XD

The universe's most brutal and psychotic couple! XD

[princessZelda089]

Someone else made a video of this in sims. Patchy, Koa and China were fine, xD. Besides, Patchy has elementals and China's outside.

[nicolasmonoxd]

1:34 random kirby

[UTAU53Yui]

@nicolasmonoxd She said "hoshi", meaning star. Kirby's called "Hoshi no Kaabii", Kirby of the Stars, in Japan.

[YupTanya]

xDDD lool, so funny :D!

[DarkZholt]

But ... is Patchouli safe? ='(

[MelzAKADarkfairy]

It's amazing how Hong Meiling is Still Sleeping when there's a Fire at the Scarlet Devil Mansion. <8'D

[soluuloi]

@MelzAKADarkfairy She's just the "gate" keeper, not the mansion keeper!

[Pixel777Productions]

What about Patchouli and Koakuma? D:

[hampdengal]

-sniff- That's my Flandre. :')

[Theespada13]

"Sakuya might not make it out in time, since she's human!"

Um...I'm pretty sure time is Sakuya's bitch.

[WingmanVWXYZ]

I do remember the name Oriental Western Girl or something along those lines

And yeah, that face Sakuya makes, I don't think that's a knife. Besides, maids just have a strange way of....keeping themselves busy??

Also, Remilia is just adorable, though she is a vampire. Then again, Flan-chan is the same way ^^*

[SuperKawaiiTeam]

Not sure about marisa being a western witch but she looks sorta like one. Either way she is still on my top ten fav touhou characters.

[SuperKawaiiTeam]

Flandre and Remilia are from Europe and to back it up you can go ahead and search touhou wiki but by the words of zun it is stated on one of their profiles, dont remember which, that they are from somplace in europe.period.end of conversation. No more fighting, mm- kay? ;)

[Shintear]

Remilia: I might not be able to make it!

Flandre: Why don't you just fly?

Remilia: -_-

[GrandAuthorYun]

The bit about how Flandre can't "go" because she doesn't have any lovers is a Japanese pun. In Japanese "go" (iku) has the same naughty double meaning as "come" does in English. It might get the point across better if you translated Remi's lines as "come on" rather than "let's go," even if it is less literal.

[DancingDruidStudio]

why did flandre look so japanese?

shes french....

[PhantomKirbz]

@DancingDruidStudio She's not.... -.-

Seriously, anybody that plays Touhou knows that Flan is Japanese. It's Gensokyo.

Did you ever play Touhou before? =)

[DancingDruidStudio]

@PhantomKirbz i have the games, but considering her house and clothes shes from european origins

[PhantomKirbz]

@DancingDruidStudio She's not.

She just have those kinda styled clothes.

[DancingDruidStudio]

@PhantomKirbz shes blonde

[PhantomKirbz]

@DancingDruidStudio So? Marisa is Blond, but is she European? Nope. Ran Yakumo? Nope.

You must have never played Touhou before.

[DancingDruidStudio]

@PhantomKirbz marisa is a "western magician" and ran yakumo is an exception since shes a kitsuine, and foxes are orange-yellow ish

[PhantomKirbz]

@DancingDruidStudio NO SHE IS NOT. -.-

You don't play Touhou. Period.

No matter how blond people can be, the will all be at most classified as "western-ish". Waytta go genius.

[DancingDruidStudio]

@PhantomKirbz

i have game 6-8 so far. and try looking the scarlet sisters up in touhou wiki, even they think theyre european

[calvinruin]

@DancingDruidStudio I agre with the scarlet sisters thing, but aer you sure marisa is a western magician? i couldn't find that...

[Shorinnes]

@calvinruin

It says on the games when you go to choose her~ It's also on en (dot) touhouwiki (dot) com on her page, I think.

[calvinruin]

@Shorinnes Really? Ok, thanks. I remember the game one now, but i didn't see it in touhou wiki. Probably just means i need to read more carefully again though. :)

[Shorinnes]

@calvinruin

I think it was~ xDD Although I could be mistaken~

[PhantomKirbz]

@DancingDruidStudio I seen it. They never said that...

And Marisa is not a western magician. Obviously.

She is the "Being of Red and Magic Dreams" or the "Ordinary Magician".

Nobody said she's western. Stop debating. It's useless.

[DancingDruidStudio]

@PhantomKirbz  i already stopped, seems youre trying to start the conversation up again.

[PhantomKirbz]

@DancingDruidStudio O rly? Sorry I guess, I'm just replying to you...

Let's not bring this up again. =)

[NutNapalm]

@PhantomKirbz Flandre's name is spelled in katakana, therefore she is a westerner. But she's Romanian, not French.

[PhantomKirbz]

@NutNapalm I'm an easterner and I spell in Katakana. O_O

That's it. If you're gonna be stubborn, it's fine. Flan is Japanese. nuff said.

Goodbye.

[darthcolonius]

@PhantomKirbz Flandre was actually a region in Northern France (the origin of the name Flanders in English). Whether or not it has anything to do with Flandre Scarlet's origins, I do not know.

[PhantomKirbz]

@darthcolonius It is not...In TouhouWiki they say that as well, but ZUN only made it as a refrence to Flandres. It does not have anything to do with Flandre's origins, though.

Nice try.

[darthcolonius]

@PhantomKirbz I never said it did.

[PhantomKirbz]

@darthcolonius I'm just sayin'.

[OhLucky444]

D. Conan door LOL =))

[3moYurichi6561]

wow...this is so funny xD!

[xDeMishhiex3]

... what about Patchy?

[cereal300495]

Flander???

[Petrico94]

ok, who thought it was a good idea to let Flandre out of the basment for even a second?

[Matanui3]

"you just woke up half the audience"? Isn't that a good thing?

[Bigbattle22]

@Matanui3 Not when half of them are dead.

[DragonWolfsAndHorses]

6:44 Want as .GIF XD

[SaffronAJK]

Whoa whoa whoa wait.... WHAT ABOUT PATCHOULI AND KOAKUMA?! D;

[leonidash15]

Those Videos are Hilarious xD

[RandomRangerWhite]

"You'll see that my own brand of sponge cake is inside."

"Do not want!"

[kensaya]

0:33

Goku's ass just got pwned.

[platefork]

@kensaya

Thats Yamcha, or like someone else, LMAO , said, Naruto and Sasuke huggin togheter

[wildhaunter]

oh wait thats gasoline.- flandre

[hikeune]

4:21 OH, IT WAS GASOLINE! D:>

[GentlemanAeon777]

Remilia: Hi we're the-

Flandre: STARBOW BREAK! *damages audience*

Flandre would make the best greeter of all time!

[TheBonjob]

１：３４にカー○ィが・・・

[sotnosen95]

2:03 = XD

[06cloud]

wait, isn't vampire afraid of water? ... 3.05 seems wrong a lot...

[OMGiamONtheINTERNET]

@06cloud Holy water and running water, but just water in a bucket's okay.

[06cloud]

@OMGiamONtheINTERNET oh? I thought that normally water can make them weak...

[TheRex625]

Knowing Flan, she would do that

[pickledcheesellamas]

Don't worry about Patche, she probably clung onto Marisa's broomstick and made her escape while the witch was preoccupied with stealing books (or perhaps Sakuya's PA-*knifed*)

[Archzenom]

@ 4:56-4:58... What the heck? Remilia Kick? That reminds me of Kamen Rider's Rider Kick... Wait... That pose is Kiva's. LAWLZ! Kamen Rider stuffs FOR THE EPIC WIN!!!

[sonic89148]

PLEAD THE FITH FLANDRE!!!! PLEAD TO THE FITH!!!

[KingdomUzumaki]

doesnt fire have the same effect as the sun? so remillia and flandre as vampires should already have...

[I0IIiP0p]

They should have saved Patchy instead of Sakuya because Sakuya can just stop time and save herself from danger anytime. Plus, Patchy's already suffering from asthma. D:

[SolarEclipse75]

WHAT ABOUT PATCHY OR KOAKUMA?!!?!?

[XlordchaosforteX]

flan flan looks kinda....old in this vid o-o

[theUTAUfan]

- Lady Fladre... set the mansion on fire...

LMAO ok i watched pretty dumb things this summer but this is just unble.... LEAD ME TO MORE THINGS LIKE THET! I LOVE THEM!

[msticstar123]

oh god this just made me die of luaghter

[Narukyomo]

lol, "uh-oh it was gasoline" XD

[ResurectedPlayer]

"u.n. owen was her?" sound great here!

[Starrymellow]

STARBOW BRAKE!

[theRealPlaidRabbit]

Of course, Sakuya's *would* be a "Pink Knife".

[VocaUtau]

what about patchouli?

[gothicanimeangel96]

4:52 thats a pic from meitantei conan, i think lol.

flan: i will go get my cake!

remi: Who cares about that!?

[Ubernoob1001001]

REMILIA, KEEEEECK!

[headcrabwarrior6161]

where do i find the remix of U.N owen was her? remix at end? ITS AWSOME!

[sonicboomclan]

@headcrabwarrior6161 search up un was her and then there where none

[Ozimul]

Patchy's still in there... D8

[sonicboomclan]

@Ozimul oh well XD

[GentlemanAeon777]

@Ozimul Dunn worry.

She has a reportoire of water spells.

[Shyster404]

@Ozimul

eh, she can just use her water elemental magic

[takulu64]

@Ozimul patchy lives near the mansion their connected but barely ( like 5 dors or somethin )

patchy coudave just watered the whole mansion

[CapTrigger]

Flandre is still adorable, xD

[headcrabwarrior6161]

where can i find the last song thats a remix of U.N owen was her? ? (the last ? was my question mark, the first one is just part of the song name)

[Houndnwolf2]

Meiling: Where is the mansion?

Sakuya: You would know if you weren't slacking off *takes out knife*

Meiling: ...Damn it.

[Houndnwolf2]

Patchouli: (sarcastic)Thanks for saving me too.

Flandre: Your welcome. X)

[yoshimario40]

2:40-2:47

Is that a very obscure reference to Guru Guru Mahoujin???

[zazry861]

3:35

If you listen carefully, Flandre says "Pink Rotor da ---------". Definitely not a knife X)

[dgreater1]

It's

ピンクの刀 = Pink no Tou ==> Pink knife

not unless I heard it wrongly like I always do.

[watafug]

@dgreater1 the picture doesn't look like it would be a knife though

[dgreater1]

Well, as I said before, the rotor was used as a joke in the video because using a knife in the bathroom doesn't make sense at all but she indeed uses the "Pink Knife" (at least once in the game). But also like I said, I could have heard it wrongly as well.

[various1260]

I think this part to be good in "Vibrator".

この部分は、Touhouとは無関係なdirty joke を含んでいます。

故に、私はこの部分はストレートに訳した方が分かりやすいと思い­ました。

This part includes irrelevant dirty joke with Touhou.

Therefore, I thought that it was more comprehensible to translate this part straight.

[dgreater1]

Oh, I was thinking they were aiming for a more in-game related joke that connects with a dirty joke by mentioning she uses that rare pink knife in the bath so I didn't bother referencing it to the fan made video (picture of the pink vibrator) but entirely in the voice.

But anyway, is it a Pink Rotor or a Pink no Tou in the voice?

[sonicboomclan]

@various1260 grab her pink knife shes usless with out it XD

[Inspirantist10]

@zazry861

sorry but i heard ' pink nai de daijou..'

dont get offended as this is what i hear

[kingdomheartssora02]

starbow break! why didn't u do earlier?!

[CODEA]

Remillia Kick #1: GENOCIDE CUTTER!

Remillia Kick #2: TIGER KNEE!

Remillia Kick #3: KNEE PRESS NIGHTMARE!

[syaondri]

Above the clouds, there are another clouds... above Flandre... there is something that Flandre much more scared of XD...

----

and Flandre sold the SDM to Marisa....

[DDRStar99]

I Think She Got Out

[Aberrant17]

OMG she let Flandre out of the house! O_o  We are SO screwed!!!

*hides in closet*

[MusashiKagehide]

Wait... where's Patchouli?! ;~;

Oh that's right, she was already with me :3c

[Shadow12000]

4:10 JUST AS FLANNED!

[shinmasaki]

lol, and then she sold the burning mansion.

[maarudftw]

lol xD then there must be some sort of storyline:P but anyone so know the name of the song in the credits?

[Matze149]

It´s "Sweets Time" by "SYNC.ART´S "

[maarudftw]

thanks =D

[maarudftw]

so after this flandre went to the touhoureal estate agent and sold the house? :P

[wrexness]

That's what I gathered too. XD

[TomomiChan1]

PPPF XDDD

[pikachuforpresident]

Hahaha. I like how it takes photos of the scenes and displays them Shoot the Bullet style along the side.

[joyjason]

Hm... this is probably the first M-1 Series that don't end with "Cut it out already" like the others do

[Twintix13]

Wow, I can't believe I didn't find the Detective Conan reference (the door that Remilia tries to open) until now.  XD

[TheSpyngas]

flander ?

[Elemental48]

THAT WAS SOOOO AWESOME! I couldn't stop laughing through the entire thing!

[Naturegirl12345678]

Flandre is so funny! She reminds me of a friend of mine, who name actually share the first four letters!

[G0d0fD35truct10n]

Remilia-sama~ *gets stabbed by Sakuya*

[HelplessVictim]

3:40

Remilia stashing the "knife," lol.

[Manonthe3up]

1:33 Ker-beh!

Wait... what about Patchouli!?

[JosephinetheHedgehog]

HOLY SHIZ! YOUR RIGHT! AFTER HER!

[Nyoronnnnnnnnnnnn]

I know right!  She's probably in the library having an asthma attack during this whole thing..

[theshippfan22]

me like Flandre's greeting

[GretchenDawntreader]

I only just now noticed the girls from Moonphase at the beginning...it just flashed by me before I guess.

[Pretztailfan95]

4:45 XDD It's the Detective Conan door! XDD

I love Flandre! She's incredibly sweet for a demonic child! XDD

[silver0monkey]

5:01 I died laughing XDD

[Zerojumpy]

Question : What is the Knife supposed to do when flandre takes a bath? i dont get it.

[dgreater1]

Nothing in particular, but she uses it just like Remilia said, as for why she uses it in the bath is another thing. By the way, I think you'll only see her use it once in the game and it's right at the start of the Boss Battle where she'll throw red then pink knives at you and it's quiet easy to graze heh...

[Phandiw]

IT'S A VIBRATOR.

[Zerojumpy]

...a knife....?

[Phandiw]

A pink rotor, referred to for lulz as "Her Pink Knife"

[Zerojumpy]

...

[dgreater1]

Correct, I'm not really sure if a lot of people actually got the in-game reference.

ピンクの刀

The elusive pink knife. If I'm not mistaken, Remilia uses that knife as well. Her vibrator isn't as safe as Sakuya though.

[SpiralPegasus]

LMFAO!! Flandre is so cute, yet so evil...

[8915razer]

Doesn't patchy live there as well? I'm pretty sure most living beings aren't fire proof.

[MmSTM]

It's K, she was probably making out with Marisa.

lmao.

[8915razer]

hm, OK by me : )

[PuyoPuyoFever]

lol, nice, Flandre was great

[paridox4ever]

lol´d the hellsing references

[YukiikoVX]

Is that a remix of Wind God Girl i hear at the start?

[Roflelf]

no this'd be U.N. Owen

[saveejliam]

That was awesome!!!

Can someone please tell me the name of the remix of UN Owen that played near the very end? it sounded epic.....

[kuratajutsu]

here you go:

watch?v=9T0g-jm8eGo

[saveejliam]

Thanks, but I don't think that's the right one.

The one you have is the COOL&CREATE remix, I think.

[kuratajutsu]

whoops my bad.

i assumed to early

[takugtr33]

watch?v=jrWcuK2dKq8

Actually think it may be this one...but i'm not too sure

[saveejliam]

Nope, that's Sweets Time by SYNC. ARTS. Thanks, though.

You would think that after knowing about Touhou for over a year or so, and hearing countless UN Owen arrangements, I would be able to find this one easily, but, as epic as it sounds, I can't find it. ANYWHERE.

[takugtr33]

sorry then, and yea i know what you mean =/

i was also thinking a version of "Sweet Little Sister" (the vocals towards the end kinda sound like it), but the "atmosphere" seems much too light to be that song...

Have you considered an "original composition" like using a music program to blend the vocals of one song with the background with another? (although i think that is highly unlikely)

[saveejliam]

So, what you're saying is, that there is a possibility that it wasn't arranged by a circle or group, but it was made by the same person who made this video, and solely to be used during the end credits of this video, and will probably not be found anywhere other than in this video?

(siiiiigggghhhh) I might as well give up looking then -_-

[Twila27]

Poor Patchy, let's hope she was at the Kirisame household, or [insert some other excuse]. :<

[LunaticRedEyesFF]

According to Patchy in IaMP, the books in the library are fireproof, so there's a pretty big chance the entire library is fireproof as well.

[Twila27]

Uwaaa~, what an impressive knowledge of Touhou factoids. o.o [insert awe here]

[cibhrfeefbgv]

Is it just me, or are Naruto and Sasuke hugging each other in the crater left by Flan's first Starbow Break?

[TaimiHime]

Yep you're right. That is Sasuke and Naruto hugging in the crater. XD

[DoubleVla]

That is why she killed them. Which is good.

[dgreater1]

It's Yamcha, from Dragonball Z. The scene is from the episode were a Saibaiman (?) hugged him (capture) then self-destructed. Instant Kill.

Only a few people probably remember that reference.

[loser029]

isn't that's 'Detective Conan' continuation door??