Half Man Half Biscuit - 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd

[broom2000]

Wonderful memories of listening to a copied cassette tape of this when i was 15 (about 24 years ago!). Kids today dont have the fun of listening to home-made tapes!!

[jonnykarma7]

I am a gargoyle and I look like Bob Todd. #wearethe99%

[leumas07770]

je viens de découvrir ce groupe j'adore

[Buzzcocks64]

"If you ever wondered how you get triangles from a cow you need butter, milk and cheese and an equilateral chainsaw"

"James Dean was just a careless driver and Marilyn Monroe was just a slag"

"Mary had a little lamb the doctors were astounded. Everywhere she went gynaecologists surrounded"

Magnificently awesome !!!

[dorbot]

Thank you . x



[thescreamsmusic]

One of the bands that made the '80's tolerable - GENIUS !!

[007madchemist]

Awe inspiring musical genius!!

[TheDaveding]

Bob Todd was my great uncle and I just learned about this song :) great fun

[drchoc22]

Bob Todd didn't like this.

[gazlovescurry]

to be fair bob todd was ugly as feck

[gazlovescurry]

to be fair bob todd was ugly as feck

[MrYewnork]

awesome band.genius.

[mrsmudd2009]

fiorucci - nobody wears that now, not even chavs!

[malcolmcog]

Now I'm old and bald I sort of look like Bob Todd. I did owe someone a fiver once, never tried my hand at drag though. But don't yet have a clue about the cheese/cow triangles even though I bought some Laughing Cow cheese triangles.

[malcolmcog]

What ? Who ? When ? Why ?

Triangles from a cow ? How is that done oh lords of all Scousiticular knowledge ?

[Buzzcocks64]

@malcolmcog

"triangles from a cow" I understood from the Dairylea cheese adverts. Dairylea was the disgusting cheese in triangular form packed in such a way that you always struggled to get the fuckers open.

[legandrydirk]

@Buzzcocks64 Have you saw Limmiy,s show?Where his made stoned character,flips out at the laughing cow advert?

[Zentrist1]

Great stuff after, even after so many years. Definitely the record that taught me what great music really sounds like.

[alan0139]

brilliant !!

[stainlesssteelprat]

takes me back a bit.haven't heard this in 20 odd years.still COOL

[66ggr]

are you the whacka i met early eighties, susie , 30 grosvenor road xx

[knownfilms]

Diamond

[johnpowd]

James Dean was just a careless driver and Marilyn Monroe was just a slag

[noddyshat]

Jesus Christ come on down!!!

Pure comedy gold all the way.

[2doctoma]

i got the equalateral chainsaw but i cant find the cheese or the buttermilk

[TheSodiumhaze]

Bloody fanastic band! They really make laugh!

[BnSGriffin10]

cool!

[franeksztajn]

great

[Kingers41]

"They've been cookin on Blue Peter now they're sampling the dishes

I don't normally like tomatoes John but this is delicious"

Totally awesome

[britsploitation]

one of the best bands ever! ever greater live

[englishcat19]

Fantastic stuff, cheers for uploading this

[yosser03]

I like it when the bass slides, goes 'brmmm'.

[dorbot]

@yosser03 i know what you mean. Baawwouuh

[fakelegache]

bob todd, comic genius =)