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Shepard: Commander's log. We failed to stop the Reapers. But I did manage to score with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamed of since first he looked up at the stors?

.................................

Shepard: Garrus, I'm asking you a question.

Garrus: Ugh.

TheJboy88 4 months ago 34

@TheJboy88 Futurama FTW!

Intheend4226 1 week ago

@TheJboy88 nice futurama reference

UNSCxGHOST092790 5 days ago

HOLY SHIT SIDE BOOB! SOMEBODY CALL FOX NEWS!

juggernaut725 4 months ago

Here's a fun fact:

Every time you press replay, you destroy a piece of Fox New's soul.

Vexeron1 4 months ago 55

@Vexeron1 "Fox News" and "soul" in the same sentence?

WTF?

TheUberYout 1 week ago

@TheUberYout My bad XD

Vexeron1 1 week ago

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Intheend4226 1 week ago

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LOL "JUST TELL ME WHAT TO DO" PRICELESS

BiteThatBullet 4 months ago

I now feel all kinds of jipped over the Kaidan scene. the hell!

pvpgirl100 4 months ago

Just tell me what to do ... Well step one take out ur dick

scout739 4 months ago

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ORTmusic 4 months ago

bloobies

movieman138 4 months ago

lmao this is classic. A nerd's wet dream.

wiibot15 4 months ago

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wiibot15 4 months ago

LOL I bet Shepard felt like he was doing a giant grape

Deeznuwts 4 months ago

"Let our bodie's and minds unite"

"That sounds stupid. How 'bout 'suck my dick?'"

wasteofspace1234 5 months ago

Once you go blue, you never go back.

TheGostofSparta 5 months ago

woooooohooooo naked blue ass hell fucking ya!

cj111998 5 months ago

Star Date: Aug 26, 2011.

Fox News continues to try and put down this awesome game series. THEY HAVE FAILED.

NewGuy2534 5 months ago

If you play as a woman do the sex scenes end up being Lesbian ones?

TheSimsandStuff 5 months ago

BLUE WAFFLE BLUE WAFFLE BLUE WAFFLE

BLUE WAFFLE BLUE WAFFLE BLUE WAFFLE BLUE WAFFLE

ShortJeff24 5 months ago 2

Ah, Star Date: April 14.2: We have failed to uphold Shepard's Law. However, I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the End, is that not what Man has dreamed since first he looked up at the stars? Joker, I'm asking you a question.

Isildun9 5 months ago

Asaris live a 1000 years. Liara is about a 100 years old. Liara said she considered as a child and Shepard is having sex with her. I, smell, pedophillia. Then again, she said she was okay with it. I don't know were that leave us.

Razragon9000 5 months ago 2

@Razragon9000 Liara is 106, and considered little more than a child by Asari standards. she is an Adult, but a young adult. in terms of comparison, Shepard would actually be older than her.

Isildun9 5 months ago

@Razragon9000 In ME2 there is an Asari that works at the bar at illium. Said she was a stripper at a 100 years old. Dont think they let kids strip at bars :)

kitsune2222 5 months ago

Sex with the alien lol!

punkboy459 5 months ago

WTF joker. The ultimate cock blocker

ponce1015 5 months ago 3

Shepherd: Just tell me what to do.

Liara: Choke me, spank me, pull the blue tentacles on the back of my head!

Shephard: .....

matrixinterface 5 months ago 2

Damn you joker!!!!!!!

spudicous 5 months ago

Liara is better cuz not only u having sex with her physically, but MENTALLY too!!! That's sick!

steadyondatrigger 5 months ago

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@steadyondatrigger She will BLOW your mind!

Isildun9 5 months ago

Joker is like the ultimate cock blocker lol

ToftSitties 5 months ago

This sex scene is better than all of the mass effect 2 sex scenes combined!!!

xXRECONLOVERXx 5 months ago

wtf it looks just like ashleys sex scene

aparzoo 5 months ago

wow, Mass Erection 3.

MultiBaller0 6 months ago

i waanna fuck an asari...

whocreatedgod24 6 months ago

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WunderJahre 6 months ago

you know what really pisses me off people say that if you get a girl realationship with Liara that it is lesiban and they complain about but they're fucking wrong the asari is an hermidite race so that means they don't actually have a gender but can mate with others that are male or female and have children with them so they're fucking wrong that always pisses me off when someone complains about it

dejonjones20 6 months ago

ACHEIVEMENT UNLOCKED tentical porn

SuperLadykiller01 6 months ago 3

@SuperLadykiller01 HAHAHAH i just knew there was gona be a comment like this

yeye11117 6 months ago

How come when u try this with an asari in ME2 u die?

xXLocomotiveXx 6 months ago

@xXLocomotiveXx

It's explained in ME2 as to why that happens? The asari in ME2 is an Ardat-Yakshi, in short if you bang her you die from an ULTIMATE ORGASM!!!

dajman15 6 months ago

@dajman15 wow imagine how awsome a way to die that would be

sniperX01825X 5 months ago

O_O"

funnguns 6 months ago

1:33 DAT ASS TOO

DenDTMaster 6 months ago

1:24 DAT ASS

DenDTMaster 6 months ago

WTH

spartan117819 6 months ago

29 people didnt get told what to do

jdogg0908 6 months ago

sex scenes in mass effect 2 suck balls. I dont even own the 1st, so everything is fucked up ;) Once 3 comes out, im going to play the 1st, be with Liara, and fucking kill everyone else with ma' mass erection!!!!!

fiestotiempo 6 months ago

Well... Good to know that in future when we meet aliens that we will be able to have sex with them xD

SeRgA123456789 6 months ago

I'm so boring and Generic. I go through the game and do everything paragon, romance ashley, tell liara were just friends, then i let ashley die at virmire, so then i can romance miranda and do everything paragon in ME2. durp.

Rivustube 6 months ago

@Rivustube

>romance miranda

And that's a bad thing how, exactly?

lbelloq 2 months ago

I want to fuck Asaris. IRL :D

OblivionZealot 6 months ago

@OblivionZealot

Me too.

dajman15 6 months ago

must feel like humping a giant smurf

backdrop04 6 months ago 71

@backdrop04

Heh, works for me...Liara is way hotter than Smurfette :D

IcedDog 6 months ago 73

@backdrop04 Giant, curvy smurf with tentacles in the head.

LesPaul2006 6 months ago

@backdrop04 lmfaoo i know rite

ricky6pgsmith 4 months ago

How do you have sex in this game since I already beat the game 2 times already and never got anything close to a romantic conversation with and ship mate?

duncan7599 6 months ago

oh good timing, he was just done watching porn when Liara came XD

xeroblade012 7 months ago

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

MrVargasFTW 7 months ago

AVATAR!!!!!!????????

hewhoragglefraggles 7 months ago

shhh quiet boner....... its not real

ThatDeadGuy234 7 months ago

I want my own Asari

OnlyLifeMatters 7 months ago

Is this what Kanye West meant by Alien Sex?

PhoenixImmortal18 7 months ago

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

MetalSupporter95 7 months ago

R-rated Avatar?

strangechinesekid 7 months ago

y tis game got soooooooooo many sex???????

Rulecanvas 7 months ago

@mropengamer woah why so angry? What did he do to you?

noobsown24 7 months ago

@noobsown24 liam wtf

MRRJ6549 7 months ago

liara or ashley?

Arnest123 7 months ago

Sweet ass Liara ;)

MrEcstasy13 7 months ago

"You know what pisses me off? Calling this the cockpit. Alliance ships have bridges. Asari ships have cockpits. Oh wait. No they don't."

- Jeff Moreau A.K.A. "Joker"

HudsonM1A2 7 months ago

1:24

donta494 7 months ago

want asria ruined for you all

(has guns pointed at him)

WHAT

failurbanik 7 months ago

this is why this game is greater than the second one i cant have sex with samara and i die when i have sex with morinth so all my fucked up (lol pun) asari fantasies went right out the window in that game.

DantesProphet 7 months ago 30

@DantesProphet

Truly tragic, an Asari fantasy is a terrible thing to waste

IcedDog 7 months ago 20

@IcedDog Good thing you can fuck Liara again in Lair of the Shadow Broker even if you fucked someone else before fighting the Collecters.

Spazz6768 6 months ago

@DantesProphet Get lair of the shadow broaker

hotrod1318 7 months ago

@DantesProphet Stop crying and go get Lair of the shadow broker ;P

jpkillah 5 months ago

Mass effect 2

EDI: Shepard, I found a video about you and Liara in bed together uploaded on the extranet by Joker.

Joker: EDI! What the hell????

EDI: And he plans to tell her that you are cheating on her.

Joker: EDI! NO!

EDI: And he plans.......

Joker: I will grease your camera's! Nothing Commander, you know, EDI is having her period.

Shepard:..............

tanzh19 7 months ago 31

@tanzh19

Joker was going to leak it to the extranet version of TMZ for big credits

IcedDog 7 months ago 23

@IcedDog If Liara sees it, bet she would go:

Never mind the Shadow Broker, Joker, you are dead.

tanzh19 7 months ago

@tanzh19

Go kill yourself dyslexic cunt.

MrOpenGamer 7 months ago

@MrOpenGamer WTF? Screw off. Kill yourself first to show me how to do it, if not, hell no.

tanzh19 7 months ago

@tanzh19

There, I'm dead and speaking through post-death telepathy. Now go jump off a cliff and I'll be happy.

MrOpenGamer 7 months ago

@MrOpenGamer No problem, I will send you a postcard from hell.

tanzh19 7 months ago

@tanzh19

Be sure to tell me how many and what torments you endure; I'll be delighted to know.

MrOpenGamer 7 months ago

@MrOpenGamer None, I pissed Satan off so much that he threw me back up to earth before he starts to torture me with his bull.

tanzh19 7 months ago

@tanzh19

And how would one do that?

MrOpenGamer 7 months ago

@MrOpenGamer If I shared everything from hell would be thrown up, so no.

tanzh19 7 months ago

shepard is getting mind fucked. LITERALLY.

jpkmiec 7 months ago 4

"just tell me what to do" Wow is she sheppards 1st?

cowfightingtaco 7 months ago

i'm erected

comondoxxx 7 months ago

2:00 GOD DAMMIT JOKER!!!!!

gamersean1 7 months ago

She's hot

someone5801 7 months ago

I hate being a paragon. Renegades get all the sex.

PopeWithDaScope 7 months ago

she's...umm...blue.

spagetti001 8 months ago

@spagetti001 That is coz she is a Asari, what do you want? Pink?

tanzh19 8 months ago

Garrus: liara has flexebility

Shepard: oh hell she has

Liara:*slaps both of them*

Garrus/Shepard: totaly worth it

TheGomesTuga 8 months ago

wats next alien sex [katy perry et ft kenya west

DroolingCola 8 months ago

Shepard is such a PLAYAH

KazooDuude 8 months ago

Thats... weird. I was trying to get Ashley, but for some reason, I got Liara...

Elastichead 8 months ago 3

@Elastichead

...sounds like Liara got YOU

IcedDog 8 months ago 17

@Elastichead Lucky you, I was going for Liara and ended up with Ash trying to hump my leg, I declined :P

ShadowXRougeXEver 8 months ago

how many chicks can you bone in one campaign?

ThermoNuclearWaffles 8 months ago

@ThermoNuclearWaffles

Pretty sure it's only one...wait, I did have him get with the consort on the Citadel, Sha'ira...so make that two!

IcedDog 8 months ago

@IcedDog AWW SHIIIT

ThermoNuclearWaffles 8 months ago

You know this is just ashleys sex scene but shes ripped off with Liara

LegoFilms678 8 months ago

ok who wants asria ruined for them :() muhahahahaha

failurbanik 8 months ago

I had to see this scene when I was watching something about it on Fox News. They said full nudity and I could control the guy.

phftt

I have seen much worst on close to every Jersey Shore and Road Rules and anything on MTV.

....I am so glad I don't watch MTV. It would warp my little mind. Now back to killin Nazi's on COD

edscmm 8 months ago

@edscmm FOX is afraid of a little blue bum. Main reason why the romance scenes in ME2 and the Dragon Age games are ridiculously lame

2010RoflBot 8 months ago

@edscmm well fox news is retarded

Ploiken 8 months ago

@brkdwnxx What are you talking about? That's the best part!

llollercoaster 8 months ago

liara is hott as fuck id pound that blue ass all fuckin night

xsailor321 8 months ago 4

Scene from avatar seems to come to mind

XIIIJerry 8 months ago

Wow, she's surprisingly aggresive for the experience she claims on lacking.

Pussycat1120 8 months ago

wow sheperd gets dressed quickly after sex

shinemaster50 8 months ago

Mass effect 2 has better graphics but Mass effect one has better sex scenes :3

RoninOmega7 9 months ago

@RoninOmega7 Ikr! U never see miranda or tali naked. This chick totally got butt naked for this furry butthole.

Badbro95 8 months ago

"Just tell me where to stick it."

dajman15 9 months ago 3

does she even have a vagina?

KuromiCupcake 9 months ago

@KuromiCupcake yea humans and asari procreate the same way, aside from the fact that asari can peak into your subconscious and into your DNA with their head to figure out what they can "gain" from you.

I am surprisingly turned on by that though. Ooops did i say that out loud? sorry.

ConsurgoTitanus 9 months ago

@brkdwnxx

True, although at least Shepard's boner was "at ease" at that point...unless he popped a Viagra. Wait a minute, I'll bet those pills are so advanced, they actually create a mass effect field around your schlong...the possibilities!

IcedDog 9 months ago 32

@IcedDog lol it would be called Mass Erect

Jduhbs 6 months ago

Liara is booty-full... get it? haha!

EnkiSvohden 9 months ago

@EnkiSvohden Bah, Tali'Zorah in Mass Effect 2 is much more so. Plus curves are more refined in that game. Kinda sucks how the original--despite its graphical shortcomings by today's standards--has more elaborate scenes than the sequel though.

Who knows, maybe part 3 will allow us to have our cake and eat it too.

EternalSage07 9 months ago