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  • All women change after they get the ring, never co-sign with a woman, never move in together, the person less interested in the relationship controls the relationship, be a little bit of a bad boy, avoid long distance relationships, never fall for two women at the same time/have space between relationships, choose your lovers wisely, avoid buying anything on a first time meet up by meeting at bookstores/parks/cafes, listen to tom leykis, avoid illegal immigrants that just want a green card.

  • Listen to the man. Don't do it. It flies, floats or fucks it's better to rent than own.

  • Peter Griffin, is that you?

  • in the united states a marriage contract can ruin a man. infact it can be a trap. i have an uncle who was a suceessful accountant he was a good man did everything right. his wife almost destroyed him in a divorce. you are better of having your kids/family overseas not in a western nation take care of them love them if you want a family but here. you may get a rude awakening. alimony child support big brother control on when you can see your kids. imagine a 3rd party in control.

  • ESPN. Divorce - KOBE BRYANT.

    He has now moved out of his MANSION permenently.

    No "prenup" - ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? Where is YOUR fucking LAWYER?!

    Caller - Urm TOM LEYKIS can you take me out Kobe Bryant style?

    Tom - Herrrreeeee you go!

    This is about us, OOHHHH, she is so special to me, OOHHHH, she is the beat of my heart, OOHHHH.

    LOOOOOOOOL.

  • SOOOO TRUE

  • this reminds me of "if you give a mouse a cookie, it'll ask for a glass of milk" HAHAHAHAH. I'm a girl, and I LOVE this video, so funny

  • lol .... funny people funny world ...

  • Fuck this guy is awesome.

  • omg i want this guy to build a time a machine and yell in my ear before i got married lulz

  • now this guy's got all the answers

  • I am... speachless.... And slightly scared, I don't think I have ever heard a middle aged man, speak like this 0.0

  • i love this fucking old fool.

  • lolololololololololololo too funny!  Love it!

  • Hunter calls

    Bird: caw caw

    Bear: rooooar

    Feminist: I just came from the stock exchange and DAMN I HAVE ALOT OF MONEY!

  • My parrents have been married for 28 years, if they got married now a days they would have been married 5 years.

  • English is not my first lenguage, I would like to know what exactly is the very last word he says...is it pussies?

    thanks for the help

  • This is the funniest shit ever!!! I damn near piss myself everytime i watch it!! Lmao¡!

  • well i fuck agree with your fuck point but fuck learn some new fucken word fuck fuck fuck

  • This guy is BUCK WILD

  • I'm a woman and I think more men should stand up to their girlfriends and say NO to marriage.

  • Time and again, I am shocked to see how women can fake emotion and attachment, just to get what they really want. A fat and ugly guy who is loaded is a hundred times more attractive to them than an athletic guy who is struggling.

    Nice video, I am just afraid nobody is listening, and that's plain sad...

  • @nazgulero Men are just as bad, most see women as objects - nothing more.

  • @jayc342009 Very good remark ! I guess it all evens out then, in the end...

  • @jayc342009 its broads fault by turning themselves into objects, every woman has a invisable price tag on her. Some are honest about the price tag(actual street walkers and escorts) others make you pay at the end (wifes long term girlfriend)

    yeah i got your broads number, and the number is too high. fifi bag for me

  • I can stand you for about 2 seconds...later

  • @cheryl1358 and two seconds is all it would take

  • wooo hooo thanks for the message from the underground.

  • The only time I'll get married is if you give me a time capsule to anytime before 1930 so I am more assured to be in a long term commitment for life.

  • marriage is expenisve, pointless and primative!

  • Marriage is stupid and the fastest way any young man can ruin his life. Try folding an index card in half twenty times. That?s how hard it is to find money or a blowjob in the budget once you?re married.

  • i need to know..are you bald under that hat?

  • @ieatporkpies are you fat under that shirt?

  • I had to leave a comment.

  • My ex and I broke up after I lost my job (and other factors). A year later, we're chatting on the phone and I tell her I'm looking at a great job opportunity and give her some details. "Isn't that about 5K below what you were making before?" was her very first response. Unbelievable. I was secretly pretty pissed off. Expect this economy to see the divorce rate go through the roof as layoffs continue. Not working? Can't find something new? Your fault. Bye.

  • fat Robbert deneero?

  • I will never get married for them to take all my $

    Their are no good women anymore their might be 1 IN 1,000,000!

    I love screwing more than one woman at a time!

    I am at least smart enough to stay single Dude!

  • @1290001 The way to go man. DONT EVER GET MARRIED, not now not when u're 400.It's a scam and a sham.Let the misery of other "married" men be your guide and lesson.The problem with most of those men who get married is that they NEVER learn from the miseries of the men around them,which proves my point that people are the DUMBEST creatures around because they have brains but they never use'em.A smart man is one who learns from the mistakes of others and doesn't wait until he falls in the same shit

  • if you screw them twice a night they want it 5 times a night...yeah no way man. No way.

  • I love this guy, speaking truth!! I'm getting burned right now after 11 yrs, 2 kids and surviving the war in Afghanistan!!! So guys, Don't do it!!! You WILL get f***ed!!

  • SHUT THE FUCK UP YA FAT FUCK.

  • @zuniga6412

    I can tell that he hit to close to home for U WOMAN!

  • @1290001 I'm a dude bro. You think every man agrees with this jackass. Give me a break!

  • @zuniga6412

    He is not a jackass O.k.

    If U want to have the ride of your life then by all means get screwed I mean Married lets call it to agree to disagree!

    Peace Homes!

  • @zuniga6412 Soon you'll learn the only jackass will be you if you do get married.Actually,you wont be the only jackass since there are plenty of other jackasses who didn't listen to the ultimate advice and they're all crying blood now.Go ahead and dont agree with this "jackass".One request though and I hope u'll be man enough to do it,once u're married and the leash is tight around ur neck,please come and tell us what it's like and who the real jackass was.

  • @niteowlsam No one forced you into marriage so quit your moaning and get over it, its time to get a life now.

  • @zuniga6412 why he's right..Marriage is stupid and the fastest way any young man can ruin his life. Try folding an index card in half twenty times. That?s how hard it is to find money or a blowjob in the budget once you?re married.

  • @5tonyvvvv : Nothing in life is guaranteed, thats just the way it is. It takes 2 to make a marriage, so their are 2 sides to every story. Just because ya have a bad experience doesn't mean every man or woman is bad or marriage is bad. Both sides have to take ownership. She may have done this or that but what have you done to screw up the marriage. Did ya take advantage of her? Did ya disrespect her? Did ya make her feel less valuable? Did you abuse her? Are you a taker and not a giver? Think.

  • OMG..You sound like a whiny women!..why get married in the first place keep your freedom and peace of mind..save your money..its all wasted on a bullshit wedding and ring that is worthless.in a years time..and kids forget kids adopt if u really want a kid..this world is over populated and overpriced as it is..marriage is overrated and a not worth it in this day an age..you sound like a just another braindead mindslave rising kids and bored out of you mind,keep coping your neighbors

  • @5tonyvvvv : I'm a dude. You need to let go of your resentment bro cause it's not worth hanging on to. The only one suffering is you. If ya like freedom so much ya had no business getting married in the first place. But now move on. Get some therapy, anything to help you go forward in life. You seem to have some anger issues. You can get help for that, you don't have to stay stuck. Good luck.

  • @zuniga6412 iam not married and never will get married and sound like a faggot..or a pussy whipped gay dude

  • @5tonyvvvv What ever floats your boat.

  • if one doesn't want kids then there isn't any real reason to be a legal partner with someone

  • yea i may be a girl i never want to be married lol XD

  • LMAO!!!!!!!!!! This guy's great!!!

  • Love it! 100% true. Been there and back. Stay single and be at peace.

  • Marriage exists to fulfill the woman's fantasy, no other reason. Another faulty ideal that women have come up with. Here are the three rings of marriage: The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the SUFFERING

  • Love it

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  • THE FUCKING YOU ARE GONNA GET  ... IS NOT WORTH THE FUCKING GONNA GET!

  • 4 people hit the dislike button because it's too late and they're already married

  • I also have agreed to be in the wedding, now i feel like i shouldnt do it due to my strong beliefs on marrage and women in general

  • ATTENTION ANYONE THAT CAN HELP ME! I have a friend that is getting married. I think its a bad move because she is like 40 and he is only 26. I dont think any guy should get married, due to the way they get screwed in court and the way women treat men now.

  • @pervmanyesican Let him be screwed then.A human who has a brain and doesnt use it can go to hell.The problem IS the vast majority of people have brains that they never use.Instead,they only follow either societal "norms" or emotions.There are NO benefits in marriage for a man these days.NONE.So why do men do it is totally beyond me.Well, let them get fucked.I guarantee you most will suffer greatly for committing this stupidity but it will be too late.He'll be crying soon.

  • Congrate me EVERYONE, I officialy fked my life.. i am married

  • omg i love this man

    dam funny too lol

  • @cossy1987 diggity das efx rules!

  • You sir are Jesus Christ. I love you! Its always the crazy ones that seem nuts..... preach it brother.

  • Somebody's got marriage issues.

  • Das EFX said it:" The kids from Brooklyn know best"

  • It sucks here is the real marriage truth  youtube.com/watch?v=eCsyECG6BB­o

  • Is not true. Women are the best in this planet. I cannot live without my petite Japanese girl

  • The kid from BK goes hard

  • tell the truth!! but dont have a heart attack !!! joey

  • shit calm down!

  • oh I like this guy

  • He got the pussy thing wrong...You stay with a WHORE long enough, she'll withhold the pussy from you, and use it as a tool against you.

  • @qqqTOXICqqq yep very true, thet have the power cuz we are fuckin horndogs but what she doesnt know wont hurt her lol

  • YES THATS FUCKING TRUE WOMEN NEED THE CASH THE MONEY THATS WHY I DONT HAVE A GIRL FRIEND

  • It'd be funny if it weren't so true.

  • I really don't like women in this day and age.

  • This is the voice of truth... lmao

  • Nice lid

  • LOL my stomach hurts

  • HA HA HA!!!! Preach it brother! Preach it!

  • The kid from brooklyn is dead on! Is it just me or is this a Peter Griffin look alike?

  • THIS IS THE FUCKING MAN RIGHT HERE!!!!! PREACH IT BROTHER!!!

  • this man is a fuckin Legend!!!!!

  • The Fuckin Truth....never get trapped with marriage!!

  • I agree that marriage should be abandoned until there is equality.

    But this video is ridiculous and contains too much profanity.

  • You got an ice bag on your head ? O.o

  • Do Not Get Married! Only Fools Get Married! Do Not Get Married! Do Not Get Married!

    Do Not Get Married! Only Fools Get Married! Do Not Get Married! Do Not Get Married!

    Do Not Get Married! Only Fools Get Married! Do Not Get Married! Do Not Get Married!

    Do Not Get Married! Only Fools Get Married! Do Not Get Married! Do Not Get Married!

    Do Not Get Married! Only Fools Get Married! Do Not Get Married! Do Not Get Married!

    Do Not Get Married! Only Fools Get Married! Do Not Get Married!

  • Exactly!!

  • Hilarious raving. 

  • Look up Tom Leykis, and he'll give you plenty of reasons NOT to get married!

  • LOL at this guy :)

  • Hey I agree a thousand Percent! But where to go to get some pussy? You are right there are some real bitches out there!

  • do not get married.... I am 40 that is the best advice anyone can give to a young man.... do not get married or codependent... stay single ....the western woman will take everything they can get out of you when married NO JOKE-what you make goes towards the relationship what she makes its hers then when the inevitible divorce follows SHE'S FIGHT FOR EVERY PENNY..SHE DOESN'T want to work things out instead mrs wants to find a way to take the money&run.Seen it happen to so many of my friends.

  • Marriage is a mental health killer.

  • This man kept it EXTRA REAL!!!!! He convinced me thats for sure.

  • Showin that New York charm.

  • The bottom line is that I have never heard of ANY guy say that he was happy he was married. I don't think there is a guy in history that has said he was happy he was married. For the guys who are married, thank god it's only 'till death do us part and not for eternity.

  • @whatever798t lol hell yea im glad its over when we are dead we can finally be at damn peace.

  • nomarriage dott  comm

  • This is fucking amazing.

  • damn right!!! i'm 24 and i couldn't agree more..fuck marriage and fuck relationships for that matter...from now on i'm just practicing the 4 F's...LOL

  • Very wise words from a very wise man.

  • i dont mind the screwing part

  • Zsa Zsa Gabor siad she believes in house keeping " when I get divorced I keep the house"

  • Wow.. this guy has issues.

  • Fuck marriage...

  • As recently quoted, "There is no benefit for a man to ever get married." It is by far the WORST decision a man can EVER make in his entire life.

  • Thanks a million for the message.Unfortunately, 99% of all men won't listen and they will get married thinking their woman "is different" or "she's the right one"....Of course sooner than later they will get fucked and realize there is NO such a thing as a good woman, well, almost.But it will be too late for them. If there's one advice I'd give a man in this age, it's DONT GET MARRIED mother fucker.

  • @niteowlsam well i think your wrong boys learn fast theirs a marriage strike now

  • @niteowlsam Or you could still get married but just sign a prenup

  • @ninjarain1022 WHY?WHATS THE POINT THATS BASICALLY SSAYNG WELL IN ABOUT 5-10 YEARS BITCCH IM GONE AND YOULL BE FUCKING ANOTHER MAN SO LETS GO OUR SEPERATE WAYS SEE YA. LOL DOESNT WORK THAT WAY MAN.

  • @niteowlsam

    I agree No way in Hell getting married!

    I enjoy my multi some women call whoreing but I at least dont make one missrable, instead make 10+ Happy Campers!

  • @niteowlsam Your Right!!!

  • Well then I am truly free since I've been single all my life :D

  • wow, lol

  • bravo

  • excellent

  • AMEN

  • you couldnt have said it any better. if only more people would listen the world would be a better place with happier people.

  • hahaah fuck yeah.

  • Totally True!  Awesome :)

  • this guy is AWESOME

  • this guy is a god xD

  • One of the best videos on YouTube!

    He's so right.

  • the fucking guy is fucking right...so don`t get fucking married it screws everything

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  • Legendary.

  • Too much truth in this video. 20 Stars!

  • This guy needs his own TV show. Fuck Murray!.

  • i love this video so much. this is awesome ive never agreed with anything more than this before.

  • This guy for President.

  • I personally couldn't care less about how much money my future husband has...

  • @Deeperwonder

    LMAO.... riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight......

  • @jab7168 Got married in August, he's only working part-time right now and I'm making more more than him. Bills are paid and mostly by me. He does a lot of work around the house, is fun to be around and generally makes my life awesome in other ways. We dated for ten years before we tied the knot, we together through rich times (got a big scholarship while in grad school) and poor times (eating ramen for two meals a day). I'd rather be with someone whose company I enjoy than a rich guy.

  • @Deeperwonder youre a fucking liar take that shit to the view!!! not here.

  • Amen bro!

  • LMAO

    Well said!

  • I am convinced!

  • 10 fucking stars !!

    brilliant

    more more mreo

  • lol

  • He ain't lyin!

  • This is gospel right here! There is no benefit for a man to ever get married!

  • @brownhornet22 indeed

  • lololol

  • Every man always thinks their woman is different from all the other evil women out there. Women will change once they are married because they now have the leverage. Just don't get married guys!

  • LOL

  • Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I've been married 12 years, and THIS MAN SPEAKS THE TRUTH!!!!!!! God bless brother! God bless. :)

  • why did u get married man?fuck that shit,keep your freedom.date women have fun..Fuck marriage

  • Yeah, if I only knew then, what I know NOW. :(

  • LOL..so true,my neighbors all suck,they have to get there wives permistion to chill with me and drink a beer.iam not married and i dont give a shit.they can laugh at me all the want.i still got my freedom,i dont have screemin kids and a naggin fuckin wife to deal with everyday,good luck bro,i feel sorry for u,sucker!! hahahahahah

  • awsome!!! so true..this man speaks the truth.

  • This guys seems miserable, in a wise, learned-it-the-hard-way kind of way.

  • Hahaha, this is the most awesome thing I've ever seen, and I agree 100%.

  • He is absolutely right!!! You learn when you get screwed in a divorce. .

  • i need a fucking computer

    but i don't need a fucking marriage

  • I could listen to you all day, I'd go deaf, but I would listen.

  • looooooooooooooooooooool !!!!!!!!!!!!

  • this man is a fuckin genius, if he ran for president i'd vote for him...

  • This is awesome.

    Thing is, not just women, but PEOPLE are fucking moronic, opportunistic, money-grubbing losers that end up cheating on their husbands/wives anyway.

    Plus, most people are fucking sexually confused... men, women... they'd fuck a tree stump if they could.

    There is no honor left in this world.

    So I don't bother fucking anyone, lest getting into a relationship and God forbid getting married.

    As much as I crave Real Love and affection, I'd rather slit my own throat.

  • -Because the biggest contributing factor to divorce is marriage. If you don't want to pay the price of divorce, don't get married.

    -Dumb men will always get married. So will smart women.

    -A man is called a "catch" because he's trying to run away.

    -Women say married men live longer. Well yeah, but so does an indoor cat.

    -Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.

    -Marriage is an institution - but who wants to live in one?

  • jerrijenking333,

    You got ALL of those quotes from Gene Simmons.

  • @jerrijenkins333 Gene Simmons has some great quotes doesn't he? :o)

    The last one goes like this: "Marriage is an institution, you have to be committed to it... if that doesn't sound like a nuthouse, I don't know what does".