Batman, Chew, Spider-Man - Comic Book Reviews

[dmaleod66]

I would switch with spiderman, and get Spidey and MJ back together.

[trymr56]

i would no doubt switch lives with tony stark!

[F1brawfa]

Guys im looking for something that included batman and spiderman in one comic's or animated ya ever saw soemthing like that i know im a noob but anyways i wait for somebodys repaly

[MrJperez1083]

come on!!! god dam advertisements!!!!!

[92KICKSTART]

i would switch lives with kickstart lol

[Armistance]

fantomex no question

[thelivingbrain123]

I think I'd want to be Knuckles (from Sonic) for a day lol.

[Joker489]

Wats is the other book Morrison did where Batman comes back. I only know of return of bruce wayne :s

[paulsimage]

It might be cool to be Dick Grayson.

[idle1975]

I would switch with Groo because he's smart and has an awesome dog.

[onik]

Hey "Cum" Alex, I think the "Chew" cover references "The Last Supper" more than the f@%king Godfather. I think "Non-cum" Alex would have spotted it.

[ComicBookClub]

@onik non-cum alex did spot it, but we had to move on :)

[Wolffacee1]

@ComicBookClub hey guys .could you do a review of a graphic novel by Matz

and Luc Jacamon called the killer? cant seem to find a review anywhere .It looks interesting being a huge leon fan that I am :).

[pdeboer1987]

Green Lantern! I'd want to be Guy Gardiner. Bringing justice to the lawless zone. He's like a sheriff in the old west. As an added bonus, in my body he would tell off all the jerks I know.

ps GL movie looks like garbage.

[prodigy00073]

Yeah definitely wolverine lol

[67576856666478964567]

Pete has a giant cum stain on his shirt.

[madxcollector]

I would love to be Hal Jordan.

He can fly, he is the law, and he get all the chicks " human and aliens ".

[allenandmindy0710]

I would totally switch lives with Kyle Rayner's Green Lantern. I chose him because he truly has a pretty decent life compared to the rest. Don't get me wrong, I love Wolverine, Deadpool, and Batman along with many others but all of those guys have suffered way too much and will continue to do so. To be a Green Lantern means that you're one of the biggest bad-asses in the galaxy. And Kyle Rayner specifically because the whole Hal Jordan/Parallax thing is pretty tough to deal with.

[jburns777]

Pete, it is good to know that I am not the only person in the world that does not understand Morrison.

[madxcollector]

@jburns777 count me in!!! seriously u need a translator with every Morrison issue

[HdJony]

Superman but id probably be more like irredeemables Plutonian with those powers

[vclonev]

i'd love to switch places with wong, just to see what kinda stuff strange tells him to get up to between his appearances. At the moment, in my head, i've just got this image of wong, kickin back on his ipod with his best of Bruce Springsteen on repeat, waiting for a text from strange telling him to come meet him somewhere with his book of shadows or somethin.

[Excaliburproxy]

Atomic Robo. I would get a gun that shoots lightning, and I get to be a robot, and I will get to be an action scientist.

[srwapo]

I dropped ASM because I didn't want to read Dan Slott twice a month. What you're saying is that Dan Slott writing twice a month should bring me back?

[ProbablyOkay]

The Silver Surfer. Explore planets, etc.

[marvelfanboy22]

Can you guys do a podcast? I would like to hear you guys more often!!

[ramseyrocks]

I give being Amadeus Cho a shot. He doesnt seem as f'ed up with angst as Wolverine or Batman. As for The Punisher, didn't Harlan Ellison correctly describe him as 'a demented sociopath built like Sly Stallone and with the moral intelligence of a speed bump'? LOL

[nightwing01]

So pleased that I passed on the whole return of bruce wayne. I have lost all interested in Grant's writing in DCU.

[xn901]

Batman, hands down

[weaponx22001]

i would witch with wolverine cause hell he can heal from any thing and have a unbreakble skeleton plus claws :)

[PILKK90]

invincible, time to take over the world

[strawberrybankai12]

spiderman cause I loved him ever I was little

[micahhenry]

The answer is Elijah Snow.

[HydraSX]

I'd switch with Cyclops so I can FUCK Emma Frost

[havoc448]

Batman, cause I can be a dick to the entire Justice League, yet they will all continue to kiss my ass. No powers yet they all fear me.

[sathfronDP4L]

I would be Hawkman He's So Cool

[DDAANN1985]

So... where WAS Alex?

[zachquam]

I would be Mark Grayson from Invincible... he's got Eve!

[MaxieMagyx]

Spiderman. I'd be Spiderman. Just cuz I love Spiderman. That's a good enough reason right? =P

[killer7946]

I will be Dick Grayson as Nightwing.

[dakenhowlett]

wow, um i guess maybe id be the hulk cause i can be an angrty monster when i need to be and on the other hand i can still have a sorta normal human and blend in. plus i can be genius smart and make lots of money, brains and braun :) hb and wolvy are great choices too

[SK8RBOYK]

i would be Roy Harper (Red Arrow/ Aresenal) because he gets all the ladies

[72DarkKnight]

great review guys, i agree that bruce's return in B&R #16 was better than his return in bruce wayne #6, & i'm totally back onboard with spidey, dan slott is the man!

[TehMonkehz]

I'd be Frankie from the Goon. Think about it. It just makes sense.

[yotakafish]

Alex, you look better with a beard.

[ComicBookClub]

@yotakafish I thought Pete WAS my beard :)

[yotakafish]

@ComicBookClub Pete is your beard? Hmmmm... Things are finally starting to make sense...

[masonTganes]

Dear god -if you guys think the GREEN LANTERN movie looks good after that SHITFEST trailer-- you will deserve a massive beat down by the Nerd Police.

Such an epic heart breaking disapointment/ letdown.

Hope you post a commentary about it at some point soon......

[CrolanPW]

Hell yeah, I am all about being Wolverine. He gets all the women but they only get referenced for a single issue and he's onto a new one. All the women. None of the drama. Yeah, I'd have to angst a lot but that's not really hard. Though going through beer at his rate would get expensive. Still worth it though. Snikt bub.

[BlutBasilisk]

Green Lantern/Guy Gartner just to bang Arisia and/or Bleez xD

[mariogg123]

id be bruce wayne(not batman)and give myself a VERY generous donation.plus that vicky vale or talia aint too bad.

[hellointernet]

I would not want to be the Punisher. It would be totally depressing. I would want to be Batman because he has the best toys.

[misterwills]

BILLY THE BUTCHER NUFF SAID!

[avengersassembled]

hawkeye cause he's got an awesome family life

[MainCharacterChannel]

Batman. He's rich. Duh.

[grkpektis]

I would switch with the silver surfer

[Run1UPTapster]

Either Hulk or Flash. If I mastered my greenery I would be unstoppable. Although, Flash gets raided so many times I think he is a beast..

[djninjaturtle]

Really funny episode!

[spikevalentine13]

Humberto is a friend of mine, we are having an event here about Spidey with him, will try to get some footage you can freely use.

[ComicBookClub]

@spikevalentine13 that would be rad! You rock :)

[Mahzian]

comic characters usually lead pretty messed up lives (or have had traumatic events in the past) so not sure if I'd want to swap with any of the ones I can think of :S

[spiderman1991]

Superboy (Kon-El) because I'd like to live in a small town and have super strength and flight.

[stanleefanatic]

I always said I would love to be wolverine also. I just thought the power of regeneration would be great and having claws like he does just puts the cherry on top of the sundae.

[ComicBookClub]

@stanleefanatic yup, a very, very sharp cherry.

[Shred1Savage]

Superman from the All Star Superman universe. Minus the whole dying thing. Who wouldn't want to be an enlightened being!?

[LoneBaldEagle]

@Shred1Savage he didn't die in that series.

[Shred1Savage]

@LoneBaldEagle well he pretty much did. his body was completely destroyed and his essence continued on as pure energy sorta living on and meditating in the sun. For the sake of a conclusive story, Superman as the world knows him died.

[FUCKOFF6605]

Umm Spider-man.... cause he gets to have sex with Black Cat

[ECampbellWORX]

Spiderman (without the uncle ben situation) or batman (without the parent situation) now that i think about it those guys even with the powers/abilitys would suck to be them because of the whole loved ones dieing on them thing.

[vatoLoco203]

ugh since i cant say punisher i guess i would switch with Iron Fist because i already live like him now that hes not rich so my life wouldne change except for being able to use th iron fist and itll get me out of bar fights in one piece!

[ComicConartist]

colossus or luke cage 

[getlostinadub]

that was great...though I don't remember when Alex had gravy stains on his shirt

[ComicBookClub]

@getlostinadub I think we retconned that back in episode four?