America's Got Talent Alfred V. Newton III YouTube Audition

[thomasmcquery]

i also want to join with that prestigious contest

[rexerexer66]

unfortunetly this is not worth a vegas show



[frontmeabag]

Nice tie

[Moogotoo]

im gonna have to go with "uncalled for"

[AJones413]

get anything on AMAZON FREE/MONEY. Send me a message on how to

[KatieFayAllDay]

@AJones413 SHUT UP AND QUIT COMMENTING THAT

[bszent]

Laughing my ass off

[bszent]

Now this is talent. Who wouldn't want to go to Vegas to see this guy.

[drestrada1]

This guy is going through, I'm not saying he is good, but I'm pretty sure they'll make him go through.

[smasherguy9001]

nice spongebob boxers o_O

[nicholaslondon]

This is awesome, Alfred you ROCK!!!

[mschmidt163]

lol is this a joke? did howie pick this out?

[Gamer2145]

Lol I feel weird watching this

[ti3nt]

@Gamer2145 don't worry, it's just your penis getting excited. Embrace your gayness.

[Gamer2145]

@ti3nt ahahah thanks

[mastax1234]

omg i cant beleive i just watched this

[tifflypuff]

that is just wrong in so many ways....

[whtkrsctt]

Bad time for me to get an awkward boner?

[aleksankazakov]

at the end, he picked a guy and he took his pants down in front of him and did that shake shake ! LMAO

[Williammba]

WTF is this a wedding. If it is is this the father of the bride and also did he have a shot of tequila

[moviereviewsof2009]

Fairly entertaining. It's a yes from me.

[thekingofhim]

Woooooooooooooooooo shake it !!!

[kittypopsoda]

wow nice spongebob boxers and an old man giving a striptease lmao now that's talent :3

[darts56]

Tots gay

[CupcakeSprieser]

Lawl

[rronald480]

#lol

[DRIDGE75]

LMAO! Now that's what I call a TALENT EXTRAVAGANZA!!! Oh yea nice sponge bob boxers dude LOL

[1dingdongproductions]

Ive Seen Better Acting On Pornoes

[catgirl286]

I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO WATCH SPONGEBOB AGAIN!! lol.... Did he make it?

[TubeOnTheInternet]

Proof that the government really is slipping marijuana into the prune juice at retirement homes

[mackenzie630]

@I0wn3ey0u

I just love the way you think

[mackenzie630]

That was scarier than my neighbors nasty hairy butt. What was that old man thinking.

[I0wn3ey0u]

@ghostani1

How many time he sucked ur dick for u to back him up? And beside I couldn't be a virgin, if I was you wouldn't have exsisted.

[MsSimsAddict]

@I0wn3ey0u

lmao i love you

[EverlastingxFantasy]

... I`m scared mommy....

[TheShanndy]

lol

[andrewelie]

MY EYES!!!!

[I0wn3ey0u]

Y do u ask for age u old pedo? Just cuz ur a stuck up, wrinkly, failure of the family in which u became a 60 years old virgin, doesn't give u the right to ask little boys age eh? Before u say "wth are u talking about, I'm not a virgin or a failure" look at ur self, ur a old mtherfcker, stripping, for a live reality show, infront of whole U.S audience. Which part ISNT fucked up, I like to hear

[Ghostanti1]

@I0wn3ey0u Im sure he intended it to be for your mom.. You virgin failure

[I0wn3ey0u]

Correct me if I'm wrong but, did I just see a fugly overweight wrinkly old man doing a strip tease? fck thanks alot u fagget, I'm scarred for life.

[MrAVNIII]

@I0wn3ey0u u already were, way b 4.

[MrAVNIII]

@I0wn3ey0u I think you already were with your bigotry.

[benisajosher]

Faggot ass geezer.

[MrAVNIII]

@benisajosher How old are u? 12?

[MrAVNIII]

@benisajosher  Are you 12?

[MrAVNIII]

@LolJustKnife only 40

[heartfudge97]

Did the grandpa just freakin strip for us

[cpprulz]

you singlehandedly ruined spongebob for me. thanks

[stiny736]

I dunno what's funnier, the old guy stripping for the people in his retirement home, or the old guy wearing Spongebob boxers.

[1dingdongproductions]

@NakedCreep FUCKING HOMO

[FallenLagna]

That guy got so much pus sy when he was young

[PJokerman50]

I laughed when he took his tie off like that.. Then slowly but surely got creeped out. So my whole exchange with video was pretty much

/:/ ......... xD... :D .. :) ... :o.. >:o...... O.o

[courtjester]

Not much talent there...

I take my clothes off every night without music.

[N1k1mon]

Absolutely useless.

[anonymous746582]

OH YES TAKE IT OFF!!!

[516abby]

lol wtf

[larlar752000]

Whoa guy I had to stop once you took that tie off cause I don't want to see old saggy ball

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[OriginalCrappyDemo]

eh slightly disturbing?

[EmilyHineey]

Stripper

[1dingdongproductions]

@NakedCreep Maybe you think that becuz ur gay or that ur name is nakedcreep.

[hellokittymethlab]

fuck get that shit off the intorwebs

[iRolledAshaman]

sexy

[ellen102]

i cant stop laughing now lol

[spacegeek725]

X X Chip and Dales on Geratol...

[Logoseum]

He is pretty tight with the swing belt. Chippendale's?

[ConfusedPerspective]

Serious judging:

It was pretty funny, and I actually think you meant it that way. But even in comedic stripping and dancing, I think there's only so far it can go.

[Logoseum]

I can not erase the vision before my eyes now. THANKS INTERNET!

[77Reaver77]

WHAT A BOSS

[1dingdongproductions]

nasty disliked .1/10 hated ull never get that. no one likes u u bald old man!

[suppdanicali]

no

sorry

:/

[NinjaDuck1337]

Who let the pedos enter?

[jonnyasprin]

sorry al,im not gay...dislike..

[skater888hovig]

My eyes !!! There burnin !!!!!!! Watch my videos there better :)

[mitshaker25]

what the fuck is this shit?

[dragonsrs]

he striping for all of u that watch ur gay

[drakeneyez]

@dragonsrs and ur watching?

if anything this will make gay men straight, and straight women gay

[GanjaClaus]

Imagine him having made 36 millions on foreclosure deals - wouldn't you just love him?

[snowlover71]

Hey! he's having fun!!

[pneuma77atCharter]

I so just threw up right now? Was this guy seducing a goat?

[deshawnw10]

nows there is talent and there is.... CRAZYNESS! thats just nasty. Ew

[colin6789]

how is this talent??

[Chincheer]

eww no

[starjharvey]

just wondering is he drunk?

[ChickdLeon19]

Turn off the audio. Open a new tab. on youtube search the song Bedrock by Young Money and play them together while watching this video...Those r some skills!!! =D

[ChickdLeon19]

oh and once u do that hit the dislike...lol

[weepingturtle]

Gross!

[aeroliner750]

hay pops try outs for the full monty are over and NO there will not a part two SO stop it will ya ?

[mrspudawaddle123]

Well at least he didn't take his shirt off. The music made it sexy.

[SuperUnknown120]

good but not good enough its just creepy.

[SOFY1824]

that is funny...but don't think I will go to vegas & pay to see it....

[ReadMyCommentBitch]

um...

[Q6RQ6RQ6R3]

iam touching my self right now. thx ?

[miketastic97]

creepy.........

[L76E]

lolwtf

[Eleo235]

I came.

[questions117]

Ummmmmm.... WTF? This is considered talent? Ew

[mrspudawaddle123]

OH YES, SEXY GRANDPA.

This is Comedy, therefore is TALENT. I'd love to see him do that in front of the judges. VOTED THUMBS UP.

[tenisjunkie]

when he started taking off his tie i was like... oh no

hahahaha oh goshh

[NocturnalCucumber]

Did i just watch a pregnant man strip?

[ethanhawkfan08]

oook very creepy, but whats worse is that 102 people actually like this man. Not good

[egfigolga]

AAAHHHHHHHH EWWWWW

[cortana4life]

wat is this omg eeeew wat.... i mean.....

[Spooke714]

omg HAHAHAAA

[anooseholay]

@titobandito7460 I've seen fatter 15 year olds than this man that couldn't dance half as well. Funny AND talented he is.

[LIPG1OSS]

woooohooooo! old man can shake it! lol

[equistera]

if he went to vegas he'd be laughed at and possibly thrown out

[mrspudawaddle123]

@equistera LOL. I would love to see that though.

[grance1989europa]

psefth



[7DiNoRaWr7]

he looks pregnant.

[Nicole3900]

ummm what the heck did I just watch.

[FIFA10GoalieWarsXboX]

@Nicole3900 lol same here ahahah

[Pandas4TahWeen]

Spongebob............

[Logoseum]

More like Alfred E. Newmon.

[BloodxKingxx]

lmfao!?!?! this made me rofl! omg lol i hope he makes it would be so funny!

[XxPunkerchik16xX]

wat the heck!!!!!

[tkrXDEVILDRIVERX]

seriously??

[zmanandabhammer]

I dont think this guy deserved to make it

[sber55]

I think I saw this guy on chatroulette...

[low98789]

@sber55 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[low98789]

I think I just got a Stiffy =/ LOL

[3danylp3]

I hadn't courage to see until the end -.-

[BandageScar]

since when is getting undressed a talent >.>

[Edwinoreo]

GRANDPA WHAT THE HELL ARE U DOING

jk

[the1music1of1sk8]

sexy

[AmberBowman3]

WTFFF!!! u should of really stopped wearing spongbob when u were like prolly 12 if it was even in ur time!

[BlakeBarable]

You realize to get on AGT,....you have to have Talent?

[camcam198]

spongebob boxers? hahahahahahahaha

[frontlinegunner]

IF I WAS 120 ID BE SO HORNY!

[reeseslover19]

O.O Grandpa? ...

[XxEAZYxExX]

Yeah this dude has talent...a talent of giving people boners!!!!!1

[jimmychickens193]

man i would love to dance with him it a yes

[WemakeuSPEECHLESS]

O.o what was he thinking

[artehaleychoke]

wut the NOOOO!!!

[bonorox10]

I don't need to see that...I understand it's just comedy...but c'mon...

[gibraltadude]

yeahhh go sexy grandpa for agt!!

[cosmoogirl]

youtube.com/watch?v=PwTi7S1u3c­8

[blazedlush]

lmao !! vote for me guys!

[coolman090909]

Alfred V.Stripper XD!

[epichairstalker]

oh look its an old guy stripping...oh joy...JUST what i asked for on my last birthday

[Lon3Wolf420]

id vote for him.

[Extorvious]

At least he tries. LOL

[Woodgrainwheels]

LoL go grandpa!!!! GO

[123BellaSwan123]

ich glaub ich muss kotzen

[Vrealy]

AMAZING thumbs up if you think so 0.o

[Yreva357]

That has got to be a joke!

[ThierrySold]

WTF???

Is this any talent? :S

[AtivanRocks]

@ThierrySold Yes this is comedy.

[gamebolt123]

TERRIBLE

[yutubezone]

jajaja sponge bob in he's boxers

[videogamemanxd]

lol poor spongbob

[DiCkbigg]

... nasty old man strip tease >:O

[rischa55]

Go Alfred.  Go Alfred!

[GTTON]

EWWWWWWWWWW

[FloridaRocksMySocks2]

SPONGEBOB !!! FTW !!! XD

[KAPOLLO101]

Oh yeah pierce and howie are gonna love him. You go geezer!!

[M0US3P0T4TO]

Horny old geezer =/= talented American.

[sv3sas]

Belly of STEEL >.O

[GaianPoopies]

THIS is the winner!!!!!

[DaleS97]

I wonder what his day job is?  Catholic Priest methinks.

[foravaine]

in case you didnt notice, his talent was that he made you throw up in 1min 19secs

[CamiFisher]

GRANDPA! WHAT THE HELL!!??

[CoreyWrain]

He should had done that dance from that six flags commercial

[simplayaj]

how is this talent?!

[astartes92]

This guy's a badass!

[NikkiNak111]

Old guy striptease! FTW

[Loldownvote]

wtf am i watching

[Israkard]

What a music, who knows?!!!

[Staiive]

uh..please dont tell me those are lights on his boxers.. right when part of his pants went down.. No guy should continue watching. If you saw the end i bet its gonnna be worser than his pants X_X at about 30 seconds i knew somethng was REALLY WRONG. Well at 15 seconds..

[ReapersSprint]

lol, I know this is a joke, but no no NO!!!

[Hans021220]

lololol!

[8aPeach2]

after seeing this, I may never be able to get an erection again

[randomboostsuperguy]

fucking horrible

[ashbrauw]

gay

[dpowers01]

Now this is talent.