Shit Chicagoans Say

[JohnAWeaver]

I would like to officially lay claim to the term "Belmont transfer". Came up with it 3 years ago during writing class at Second City. First draft was "Quincy transfer" (pink to brown lines) but everybody was, like, "Quincy?" But EVERYONE has transferred at Belmont. Sorry if I sound desperate for attention but I nearly spit out my cheap wine when I heard it.

[heyidaroo]

"uh you don't live in Chicago, you live in Skokie"... uh you're not a Chicagoan, you're a lake-hugger

[IamAlly90]

Freakin Luna and Empire XD

[4littleirish]

Awe makes me miss living in Chicago.  You'r totally a northsider though. Go Cubs!

[jamescracksthesky]

i sware to god i saw that guy on the addison bus today. i didn't say anything. but it was him.

[StKatiThePaganSaint]

it's never next year is it *from a St. Louisan*

[Beeguiling]

@StKatiThePaganSaint !perfect!

[digitalambiance]

Needs an appearance from eagle man.

[dzivri]

you dont speak chicagoan

[iHeartCristy]

hahah "you dont live in chicago, you live in skokie.."

[lsteven1979]

If you live on the North Side maybe ....

[bes320]

"It will always be the Sears Tower!"

Yep.

[heykarez]

Omgsh soooo true hahahah

[xXCHICAGO71Xx]

no.



[jamescracksthesky]

uptown represent. jk uptown is the worst neighborhood in chicago. thank god i live on marine.

[iMtheNEWcancerrr]

this is more "What Suburbans who move to Chicago say"...or "What Yuppies in Chicago say"

[heyidaroo]

@iMtheNEWcancerrr not even suburbanites... out of state transplants. Those are VERY obvious Wisconsin and Minnesota accents!

[NikiRay92]

OMG the red line -___-

[HoppingCritters]

773, 202, boop boop boop boop.. LUNNAAAA.

[igswonderworld]

"800-588-2300 EMPIRE" LOLLL!!

[starbucksstrawberry]

@igswonderworld last year everybody insisted at my school that empire was and 5, it drove me crazy because all phone number are 10 digit

[justastarrynight]

@vincerossi there already is a brown line and it does go up north through Lincoln Park where these people clearly seem to be from if not surrounding areas. Lame joke btw.

[jas1n]

Ahahahah, The Empire number. I never did get a free Michael Jordan basketball.

Also, 40 degrees ISN'T cold.

[OhMistahJay]

NO. lol

[VinnyMcFly]

fuck the red line

[kingkutterer]

"theres always next year" Cards always win....

[carriemiranda130]

I love pretzel buns!!

[WinterizedDiaper]

call 800 588 23000000 empiiiiiire TODAY!

773!202! LUNAAAAAAA!!!

[tiapest126]

love it

[andriko6153]

Chocolate Shakes at the Wiener Circle!!!



[NamesJoshh]

It will always be the Sears Tower! Agreed!

[scarey0929]

there is always nxt yr. cubs :'( <3

[iluvgrassfairys]

dude.... this is fuckin awesome me n my pops jus sat here dyin, whoevers project this was... ur awesome

[26Deacon]

Shit Chicagoans From The South & Westsides Dont Say!

[EnronYear11]

This should be called. "Shit suburbanites that move to Lincoln Park and become yuppies say".

[PopBaby22]

This video is way more accurate than any other video on youtube id say 80%

[Sven2Perroy]

maaaan that guy!! he reminds me of an actor!! who?! cant remember! halp! does comedy films

[Sven2Perroy]

@Sven2Perroy

NEVER MIND he reminds me of Ben Stiller !!!!

[RAM5EZ2e0]

What happened to the "Moo and Oink, moo moo moo and oink!" Moooooo and Oinnkkkk! Da Bears!

[MikaValentino]

Next time try the south side:D

[polishuche]

Check out shit Polish people say

[dhsswim11]

Okay, i have to say that most of what they said were what people in chicago think they say, but not really in real life. I did however like the skokie/chicago thing, the guy saying no to the hotdog and the soccer thing.

[bowiewondergirl]

773 202 beep beep boop boop lunaaaa...too true...

[seacrest73]

@bowiewondergirl is that a commercial or something???

[Samwinchestergirl3]

hmm makes me wonder what i am if this is what people from chicago say... wait.. yes i am from chicago

[anchorbasic]

forgot, "our baseball teams are trash compared to the St. Louis Cardinals"

[bse991]

I find myself saying stuff from this so much! So true

[drftetr45678]

Should be retitled "Shit Chicago transplants who live in Lakeview Say."

[maciej214]

Just take LSD to get there, lol!

[119fatty]

Ditka, Ditka, Sausage, Bears

[anthropologystudent]

1:41 588-2300-EMPIRE

Today!

Haha I love that jingle up here in Toronto Ontario

[AvailShot]

That poor hotdog. It looked good too.

[dinosaysraah]

*slap* NO!

[infraball]

this video has a uk feel. weird.

[heyidaroo]

I grew up in Chicago, and half this stuff "Chocolate shake", "snow-pacolypse", "I wish I had brick in my apartment" are NOT said... and "pretzel bun?"... as delicious as they are, that's something said in WISCONSIN!!! (which is clearly the accent one of the girls has in here)

[drftetr45678]

The "chocolate shake" reference is about some shitty hot dog place in Lincoln Park where a woman supposedly shakes her naked breasts at anyone who asks for a chocolate shake.

[chikkengreece06]

@drftetr45678 ...is that what she does >____> oh lawd...ill take the vanilla and add in some syrup at the crib :S

[heyidaroo]

@drftetr45678 didn't know that... I'd know that if it was a REAL Chicago thing!

[historylady11]

Oh gosh this is SO true!

[melissaspak13]

the empire jingle part! hahaha omg

[SonnySulouff]

Good video, but you should talk like you're from Chicago, like you say your "ou" sounds kinda weird.

[26Deacon]

@SonnySulouff these lames are Wisconsin transplants. real Chicagoans dont say this lame shit they're saying. real talk.

[BobLeeSwagger20]

@26Deacon You mean ghetto Chicagoans don't say these things.

[26Deacon]

@BobLeeSwagger20 this is Shit Lame Prejudice Ass Holes Like You Say.

[SaturnEternity]

Okay, 40 degrees isn't cold :P

[piggiesrok4eva]

"it's a completely different city in the summer" :)

I say that to my friends in different states all the time when they wanna visit

[scsunsfan]

people from Chicago seem boring and ugly...

[Secretcodes12]

@scsunsfan and people from LA seem dirty and unintelligent...

[scsunsfan]

@Secretcodes12 *mexicans from LA

[ohhdangmary]

@scsunsfan you seem ugly and boring...

[tewentytwigs]

green line hahahaha

[WardoSmash]

As a Chicagoan, I proudly dislike this video.

[MohoganyFan]

Did you see how he slapped that shit out her hand?!!!! I would have beat his ass that hot dog wasn't free!!!!!!! You could have scraped the ketchup off asshole!

[CarmenSantiago1992]

I live in New Orleans and I swear when I say 40 degrees isnt cold they look at me crazy. I just tell em its a Chicago thing, you wouldnt understand.

[BeeZee1992]

*puts ketchup on hotdog* "NO!"

[JoshDeMilo]

shit chicagoans say: chicagoan

[ZoeZawmbified]

lmaoooo "i would like a chocolate shake please". i bet know one got that

[darkrebel01]

@ZoeZawmbified I didn't even get one.... :' (

[heyidaroo]

@ZoeZawmbified exactly, because it's NOT a Chicago thing! It's a yuppy LP thing that Chicago transplants like

[clwalias]

@ZoeZawmbified only people from Chicago got that!

[DDyzee]

@ZoeZawmbified what does it mean then?

[mndwyer08]

@ZoeZawmbified the weiner circle, right? lol

[heyidaroo]

@ZoeZawmbified exactly, because it's absolutely irrelevant to REAL Chicagoans. It's a stupid thing lake-hugging transplants are into

[thesmellofyou]

I LOVE the chicagoan accent :)

[26Deacon]

@thesmellofyou thats not a Chicagoan accent sherlock thats an Ohio, Michigan, Wisconsin yuppy douche bag accent.

[WardoSmash]

@26Deacon Thank you. This video bothers the shit out of me. None of these people are Chicagoans... They're transplants. The balls on these people amaze me. I might as well move to Texas, and after a year make a Shit Texans Say video.... I'd sound like as big of a douche bag as they do.

[TomPMelanson]

No Scruff McGruff?

[TheGoodStuff2010]

I so agree about the 40 degrees. I always say that's not cold, but maybe that is because I am a runner.

[sickxvendetta]

oh god, i get the empire song stuck in my head daily. and the luna song.

[mrrap4food]

LMao@0:55 thats soooooooooooooo True!

[susiesan]

Hey, we have Empire Carpet here in VA too... same number. *suspicious*

[GridJumping]

Should have also had someone trying to say something and the roar of the el train completely drowning them out.

[GridJumping]

"Let's go to Trader Todds! No, we're not drunk enough yet."

[IBleedCubbieblu]

shoulda said something about 16 inch softballs

[Desweater]

@IBleedCubbieblu No offense but you're kind of a nigger

[ManamiKiyo]

I always wonder why is bus tracker so off.

[tha3rdwheel]

Connie's Pizza

[BeeZee1992]

shouldve said something about the BEARS bastards!

[thedocumentarian]

This is definitely a north sider video! What happened to the south side or the west side? They also left out...

"City Auto Auction"

"Cabrini Green"

"GAYHOP"

"JJ Fish & Chicken"

"Cook County Jail"

"Fuck Macy's, bring back Marshal Fields"

The list goes on...

[sullivanmcnuggets]

SOUUUTTTHH SIIIDDEEE!

[DeaMarie90]

LMBO @ The guy slapping the hotdog out of the girls hand!!! So true though...

[TheMostValuableGamer]

NO ketchup on your hotdog!

[woodchuckingnorris]

Lol no one here can truly appreciate the "I want a chocolate shake" unless you're from Chicago

[thedocumentarian]

@woodchuckingnorris The Wiener Circle!

[Desttinyy]

loool "I'm a huge Blackhawk fan, I'm a really big fan of Toes"

[BeeZee1992]

@Desttinyy

Towes the player

[Desttinyy]

@BeeZee1992 Yeah I know I was laughing because idiots taht claim their fans always say his name wrong...*Toews btw

[YellowAsphalt]

ok ok ok the ketchup on the hotdog thing was gold.

[jayyboogie64]

the video was ok....but the funniest part was @ 0:56 ahahah

[babblebah321]

The luna/empire commercial humming joke, the blackhawk Toews joke, and the ketchup joke were all good.

[mixedberrypunch]

40 degrees is NOT cold.

...guilty.

[DARTHMARC0720]

lol

[26Deacon]

Shit White Folks Say On Chicago's Northside. lets keep the shit real.

[marcusallen26]

@1:42 was the best part.

[1035cutie]

so true!! i love living in chicago!! :)

[jppjc]

most inaccurate video ive ever seen...fuck the north side, ..and the people who made this video are not even from the state of illinois, nonetheless the chicagoland area

[wisdom9195]

hahaha I fucking love it. HOW MUCH IS YOUR RENT hahaha so true hahahaha lol

[Dreamer25Yup]

hahaha you don't live in chicago you live in Skokie! so trueee!!!!!!!

[Dreamer25Yup]

I love this! definitely heard these things before.

[sicksadworld96]

IT WILL ALWAYS BE THE SEARS TOWER!

[monroejm05]

BORN and RAISED in the CHI!!! Thsese quotes couldnt be more far off... sorry not being rude, just real. Maybe try getting residents that weren't a result of gentrification next time who know whats up.

[26Deacon]

@monroejm05 these lames gotta be from either Michigan, Wisconsin or from the boondocks far far from the CHI. real talk.

[xheyitssophia]

Thumbs Up if you're from chicagoo. (:

[heyidaroo]

@xheyitssophia ... yeah... actually FROM Chicago. Not like any of these people!

[thespainisharmada]

0:54 - I've done that before

[inspirationhug]

rofl " i don't get the pink line" NEITHER DO I! :D

[cmoneyyable]

youre a dipshit^^^^^^^

[ButterInChicago]

That was funny. :)

"Do you mind if I ask how much your rent is?" YES.

Hahaha. "Do you mind if I ask how much your rent is?" The south side needed some love in there. (Bucket players, Streetwise, Nation of Islam "Final Call" salesmen, hustlers on train selling candy, fragrant oils, Taste of Chicago, Magikist lips?) But I've been in Chicago over years...moved to N. side from S. side a decade ago and work on the W. side. This was def. still funny.

[lalalandholly]

lmao SO TRUE haha. 773-202- boop boop boop boop- LUNAAAA!!!! lol

[lalalandholly]

lmao- i love the hotdog slap-lol- no ketchup!!!

[suprTOONCES]

funny but too many north sider quotes.

[vincerossi]

Good one. That still doesn't change the fact that everything the green line touches should be bulldozed.

[26Deacon]

@vincerossi everything you touch should be pine-soled & bleached ya dip shit.

[slytherinspy1960]

fucking empire song. i have that stuck in my head. grrrr.

1:50 cubs sign in the background. FUCK THE CUBS!! SOX ALL THE WAY!!! :P

[MissEmmabean3]

sooo acurate. Although should be renamed "Shit Northside Chicagoans Say"

[vincerossi]

The green line is dangerous and uninhabitable by white people. The cta needs to switch it and call it the brown line.

[26Deacon]

@vincerossi how about i slap the shit out of you till you turn red & call you the red line.

[packerhawk24]

More like "shit yuppie douchebags born in Iowa say"

[LCwhatscool]

If you're from Chicago watch this: Shit CHICAGO BULLS FANS Say. Go to my channel to see it.

[KyeeMitchell]

oops don't know about this side of chicago

[Highridah64]

dont think any of them grew up in chicago

[26Deacon]

what do you got against the green line you suburbanite, never left the Northside having yuppy muthafucka.

[Whyinem]

YEA CHICAGO

[maki212]

More like: Shit White College Grads Who Move to the Chicago Northside say.

[drlama]

Can't believe this shit has almost a million views.

[Nevermore707]

chick in green is cute

[meleeazy]

you guys are dumd as fuck, how bout you stop trying 2 make chicago look bad you ignorant pieces of shit

[IokuaPromos]

@meleeazy You mad bro?

[omacronalpha1]

Even down to the comment backlash, it's INSANE how much more than half of this video sounds just like New York...

[26Deacon]

@omacronalpha1 well the difference between Chicago & New York is that Chicago is clean & New York is dirty as shit.

[lJohnnyTheFoxl]

Shit white people in Chicago say. Black & hispanic people (2/3 of the city) have their own shit that's even more different than other cities.

[26Deacon]

These are 3 suburban lames who dont know shit what Chicagoans say. Real talk.

[adonis4441]

shitters

[OnyxPearl]

In fact, the Brunette in this video (Marie Maloney) is from the south suburbs, so calm down folks.

[pinkladies66]

40 degrees isn't cold. lol

[kudjo24]

wut about the billy goat , lold

[danielmerrick105]

I'm from the southside (Roseland) and it's actually relate able. Good job!

[ROSETTACROSS]

ONLY WHITE CHICAGOANS SAY THIS SHIT! TRUST ME I'M A CHICAGO NATIVE I'M NOT FROM THE NORTHSIDE AND THIS VID IS WHAT THEY SAY! I'M A SOUTHSIDER WE HAVE OUR OWN LANGUAGE!

[LeaElgin]

omgggg!!! the empire and luna commercials! hahahahah

[xpensfanatic2009]

I don't get it. I guess that's because live in PA but it doesn't sound different accent wise from what I hear on TV. Now a Pittsburgh accent is something to behold ;).

[mndwyer08]

LIKE IF YOU'RE FROM THE SOUTHSIDE

[marina1991x]

@mndwyer08 A true Chicagoan told me that's where all the idiots are, no offense.

[mndwyer08]

@marina1991x Takes one to know one.

[marina1991x]

@mndwyer08 I'm not from Chicago love :) you mad?

[mndwyer08]

@marina1991x lol no

[JohnnyChicago]

Well, this IS a North Sider Chicagoan quote video, so that means it's mostly filled with shit quotations, as we as REAL Chicagoans know they the entire North Side is full of shit, from the bottom of their green garden boots to the top of their Old Navy tilted caps.

Way to represent Wicker Park, dipshits!

Vote YES if you know I'm right!

@JohnnyChicago well im originally from the Westsider who moved to & fell in love with the Northside but i hate these uppity snobbish asshole transplants from out-of-town. me & my wife had to check some of these bitches, especially our lesbian neighbors from South Carolina. we had to let them bitches know they're not in Kansas anymore. this is the CHI.