MST3K Agent for H.A.R.M. 1/9

[EmilyDNelson]

100000000 internets to mst3k for such an obscure reference as Hildegarde of Bingen.

[ChaoticYak]

Mike: Aaaaah! Rice! Basmati! Aaaaaah!

Tom: Ah, forget it, Mike. You're never gonna be extreme.

[NorwichTeenwolf]

"I really like rice."

Why did this make me laugh?



[GoblinXXX]

@NorwichTeenwolf Rice is innately funny.

[Nevarez23]

Completely dissipating all matter!  COOL!

[TheLazerBread]

It's not just extreme - IT'S XTREME!

[raith0818]

I am mighty ELDERLY MAN!

[clonetrooper250]

"These people didn't earn triangles but they can try again next year!"

[Dablkwid0w2008]

My David Lynch Hair!!!

[Moflo]

"Damn you Shel Silverstein!"

[coscientology]

gerd your oswald, its gonna be a tough one

[aminedude]

I know now where the 90's kid comes from

[MST3K1506]

@aminedude

"DUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!! These commerciels are AWESOME because they're all EXTREME and KNARLY and stuff!!!!! Man, they're nearly as WICKED COOL as my new Liefeld comics!!"

[RockyBalboa211]

@aminedude: Well, Linkara loves MST3K :D

[NUTCASE71733]

@ 8:03

RICHARD DAWKINS, NOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[Kibonsensei]

@NUTCASE71733

Damn, looks like Mount Improbable... has another skeleton at it's base.

(sunglasses)

YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH­HHHHHH!

[Theburn77]

Huristic Analog Rental Meat

[wlarussa]

"A traitorous Frenchman. Who woulda thought? LOL X 5

[ipodhippy]

and i get the dead head van!

[Irkedmv]

SUUUURRRRGGGGGGE!

[dacianavamp]

1 person wasn't EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEME!!!

[ChaoticYak]

OW! We're being beat up by the music!

[BaronVonGodzilla]

You guys probably don't understand because you are too young but at the time, everything was calling itself extreme. It was something everybody wanted a piece of, a group of people, called a demographic, with money to burn. Tony Hawk, a famous pro skateboarder, said in his book he hated that word, "extreme," and he didn't want people calling him that.... he ended up becoming the poster child for the X-Games... which is the Xtreme Games lol

[pretorious700]

@BaronVonGodzilla Funny how stupid jive marketing sounds in retrospect...groovy.

[HayesAJones]

"Oh, I don't learn very quick, do I..."

[AdorableWolfTengu]

EXTREEEEEEEME RICE!

[AdorableWolfTengu]

EXTREEEEEEEME RICE!

[Jade10923]

AHH!!!  AAHHH!!!! AAAHHHH!!!!!

*breaks out laughing*

[retardswithrayguns]

subscribe to RETARDS WITH RAYGUNS horror doo wop

[scottdavis0801]

They have got to be goofing on those dumbass soda commercials back in late 90s. I think crow said the brand surge or something.

[WhiteTiger225]

@scottdavis0801 Even Tang did that.

[VinnieAndZach]

I laughed my snegoff watching this.

[j999j9999]

SURGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cale42]

Healthy

Amateur

Rubbing

Mats

[SgtHydra]

A TRAITOROUS FRENCH MAN!

Who would have thought?

[TheKookyKareoke]

I wish they would release more of these on netflix

[didgeboy287]

Harlequin Almanacs Ridicule Mopeds

[Theburn77]

"ah, the traditional Running of the Clouseau's."

[nelsonr12]

EXTREME RICE

[IliyaMoroumetz]

I got it! H.A.R.M. can also stand for:

Hilarious

Angles

Remain

Manly

[lollmao5]

Mike should've gotten Phoenix Wright 

[captainleah]

haha 08:03

[illuminatioracle]

DRIVE WHILE I DO MY GRIZZLY BEAR IMPRESSION

[DaGanjaSamurai]

A traitorous Frenchman, who would've thought!?

[ThatHorrorGuy]

MY HAIR!!!!!!

[Gigrantula58]

In it's final days, budget cuts reduced the Soviet army to one soldier.

[Wamz1978]

"Tonight! on Michael Collins, P.I." LMAO

[VeryAngryCamel]

MICHAEL J NELSON! DESTROYER OF WOOOOOOOOOORRRLLLLLDDDSSS!!!

oh so this is one of those deals where im on trial for all of humanity and they're fate depends upon my guilt or innocence?

No! Why are you trying to blame everyone else your the guilty one, dont try to drag everyone else down with you!

LOL!

[Yapshire]

"Damn you, Shel Silverstein!"

[ChaoticYak]

Sorry has-beens and never wases.

[UpSky2]

RICE also came up in the final skit of 'Danger: Diabolik!', when Mike asked 'Anybody else want some rice?' - he had cooked some, in their Milwaukee efficiency apartment.

[pretorious700]

@UpSky2 Anyone who likes rice is a-okay with me.

[Scorpion14]

Enjoy our pointy credits!!

[VanillaSwirlsOfDoom]

Damn you, Shel Silverstein!"

[baroquejen]

Watching or listening to this while drifting off to sleep? Join 'I watch MST3K to go to sleep' on facebook.

[watda74]

@baroquejen

??

[ComCodex]

8:35 the guy looks like Kevin

[jimmystewart123]

My David Lynch hair!! No!!

[roganzar]

h.a.r.m. = Huge Angular Red Marshmellows or Hirsute Astronauts’ Revile Massachusetts or Heuristic Analog Rental Meat

[Slartibartfass13]

@roganzar highly aggressive running men?

[watda74]

-Nelson, you are remanded to the custody of those annoying robots on your satellite...

So bluntly & yet so hilariously correct. lol

[Rafflefull]

Marc really worked his Snegoff.

Tired of embarrassing Sneg? Use Snegoff!

[PhantosTheHedgehog]

WHOOOO!!! EXTREME!!! F*** YEAH!!

[Shaunasia]

for me it would be EXTREME PEPSI or EXTREME PIZZA!! : )

[GorbixElite01]

SURGE!!! 

[simon0jester]

"My David Lynch hair, no!:

[LonewolfSojourner]

Am I the only one compelled to make a Beetle Baily joke about the Soviet soldier

[SinnFein4ever]

Lol.

Actually, I happen to be eating some rice, right now.

[Tareltonlives]

The most extreme thing here is the movie's badness

I wonder this is where Linkara got his 90's Kid character.

[DementedJuggalette]

@Tareltonlives i thought the same thing.

[MST3K1986]

@Tareltonlives

DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!! RICE is the TOTALLY most EXTREME of all grains MAAANNN!

[ghostsmask]

8:07 He's killing Jamie Hyneman!

[cel86]

I'm different!

[ChaoticYak]

Whoa, Movie Sign! Terminate with EXTREME prejudice!

[LightEnchantress]

"Completely dissipating all matter, cool!" Love that.

[paulonthepiano]

"Inspector Gadget in Marathon Man"

[TsarIvanIV]

ah, its the "eastern europe" part of southern california.

[Cassavius]

Snegoff!!!

[Damaris1034]

I love all MST3K, but this one is one of my favorites. Whenever I eat rice I always giggle. Thanks for the upload!

[OzzyFan87]

OK, so why does the Soviet soldier have an M16?

[vampirehunterme]

lmao. "i'm into extreme yoga!! SURGE!!!!!!!!"

[ChaoticYak]

I will act as your impartial judge...though you disgust me beyond measure.

[KidChaos5150]

My Daivd Lynch Hair!

[zerodragon9]

So it seems that budget cuts not only forced the Soviet army to be reduced to one man, but also to be armed with an American M16. I always thought the Soviets hated us!

[CoffeeSquid]

EXTREME RICE

[alaskaTrobot]

I am mighty elderly man!

[CaptEoNinja83]

Of all the MST plots they have done, (timmy, joel leaving etc.etc.) this is THE GREATEST MOST HILARIOUS ONE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Every joke during the opening segment with mike choosing his defense and prosecuting attornies (i know i mispelled) and everything is too AWESOME!!!

[PifferyGear]

I saw this movie once on TV without it being an MST3K episode... it creepy to watch on its own.

[CoffeeSquid]

We have a network in the UK running The Killer Shrew movie weekly. It boggles the brainium to figure out why.

[Aethernaut004]

My David Lynch hair, no!

I am mighty elderly man!

[demboys18]

lol, a traitorous frenchman, who would have known?

[shrews12001]

I just realized that these movies were actually made. i mean think about it. scripts were xeroxed, catering was brought in every day, casting calls went out, trees were harvested for wooden sets that were only used in these movies. and this is what all that effort gets....well F---you hollywood

[MrSmc0522]

@shrews12001 it does kind of hit you when you see the Universal logo

[Tareltonlives]

Makes you wonder how many stupid moviemakers there are.

[ComradeZaitsev]

Ah yes, the part of the Red Army that used M-16s instead of AK-47s. This movie's off to a great start.

[AnnoyingSquib]

Mike: (Sarcastically) Oh yeah like I'm gonna pick Pearl Forester

Judge: Pearl Forester it is

Mike: (Mumbling) Oh I don't learn very quick do I?

[M0VIES4U2]

Actually he said, "I'm going to pick Pearl Forester, when..." The judge didn't hear him say when.

[historylover]

@AnnoyingSquib The "Oh, I don't learn very quick, do I?" absolutely makes that joke gold.

Kat

[ChaoticYak]

I have abandoment issues with this movie already.

[mowque]

I kinda wanted to see Darrow...

[sexysadie1977]

This movie is partly modeled on episodes of "The Avengers." Only it's not fun.

[cale42]

EXTREME RICE!!!!!

[seanThree16]

Ahhhh!....Rice! So this was made during the height of "extreame marketing", so classic and obnoxious.

[applebonker141]

What is that song Tom Servo sings at 8:32? Is it a Grateful Dead song?

[Alfrunk]

Yes it was the song "Deal" by Garcia/Hunter.

[applebonker141]

Ah. I had a feeling it was Grateful Dead but I don't know much about their songs. Once they made fun of Jerry Garcia's solos on "The Dead Talk Back", its hard to take them seriously XD

[Alfrunk]

It was hard to take who seriously?

[applebonker141]

The Grateful Dead. I mean, no offense if you like 'em or anything, I just...haven't gotten into them :/

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

My David Lynch hair, no!

[allathlete12]

OMG, Mike trying to be extreme about rice is ADORABLE!

[ArielannaDragonBlood]

everything he does is adorable pretty much ^_^

[murdock283]

Yeah, I've definitely heard from some girls that Mike is adorable, lol.

[GhostRiderBaby88]

@allathlete12 yeah he is adorable lol.

[ElveeKaye]

I love Pearl! XD

"Gerd your Oswald, this is gonna be a tough one." They are so great at riffing on names!

[GodBlessNess]

"Damn you Shel Silverstein!"

[DaGanjaSamurai]

@GodBlessNess

...and I get the Deadhead van...

[LightDeoxys]

*the title: Agent for H.A.R.M. comes up*

Mike: Oh, that stands for...Huge Angular Red Marshmallows.

[LightDeoxys]

Mike: Ah, the traditional "Running of the Clouseaus".

I giggled.

[optimon]

practice your skee kendo and bring your aikido rifle too~

lol.. judo range... 9_9

[Mechazaurus]

"Hey, special in what way?!"

Pretty good. Though I still prefer Future War's "It would be a lot more special if we knew WHO THE HELL HE WAS!"

[balletcomposer]

"Does he have to die splayed all over that other guy?"

[ArielannaDragonBlood]

One of my most favorite opening segments ever!

[AndrewSavesTheDay]

I was eating rice while watching this. The opening segment made me laugh to much to chew properly. That IS some extreme rice.

[familyphotoshoot]

"Well I'm on trial and stuff..."

[Capng123]

If there was one trend I was ever happy to see the tail end of, it was the whole "XTREEEEEEM" bullshit.

[superspiderspy]

Ohh, I don't learn very quick, do I?

No...

[889654]

"I am Mighty Elderly Man" XD

[didgeboy287]

"Ow! We're being beat up by the music." I've always loved MST's musical jokes

[agenstuall85]

nice legs crow lol

[JPAUL7890]

lol nice Apocalypse Now reference Servo. "Terminate with extreme prejudice!"

[Kinemacolour]

The opening of this movie is almost decent, and then after the credits nothing happens.

[GoblinXXX]

They figured the audience would go to sleep shortly after the credits and not even remember how cruddy their movie was.

[didgeboy287]

well, at least there were the triangles.

[watda74]

'Gerd' your 'Oswald', it's gonna be a tough one.

Somewhere up there ol' Gerd is saying, "those bastards!"

[singitjohnny]

Ha! Mike is so adorable when he waves at Pearl at 5:33.

[zerodragon9]

So it seems that budget cuts not only forced the Soviet army to be reduced to one man, but also to be armed with an American M16. I always thought the Soviets hated us!

[zerodragon9]

Uhh... I was talking about Soviet Russia, NOT China; that and I think the M16 is manufactured over here, not in China.

[WorshipInTruth]

Our government doesnt supposedly hate China. Our wicked treasonous government loves China. In fact the U.N (which our imperalistic governement for some reason recognizes) considers China to be the model state. Disgusting...

[JesterSentinel]

EXTREME!. RICE!.

[Gomess]

Waitwait... The makeup guy acted as well?? I've NEVER seen that in a movie.

[Gomess]

SUUUUURRRRRRGE!

[Herr12]

I'm a real life xtremeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee filatelist!

[virgillevinger]

Thanks Elvinkind

[JasonPugh001]

Mike Nelson and the gang are brilliant. I love their new Rifftrax. They're the best!

[kreugerpranka]

Shame they don't sell it in stores, I don't buy stuff from the net.

[JasonPugh001]

They're pretty cool about it on their rifftrax website. If you d/l or 'acquire' rifftrax without having paid for it, you can 'donate' money to them. That's what I've done as I usually end up downloading, and then try to send whatever love I can their way. With the hours of Mst3k and rifftrax I really owe more than I can afford. These guys are my favorite comedians.

[livinintwilightzone]

Thank you MST3K for poking the x-treme crowd...they are so obnoxious.

[iamhewhoisiam]

they're obnoxious alright, obnoxious TO THE MAX!

[vlcupper]

Can anybody list all the people they mentioned as choices for lawyers?

[watda74]

DEFENSE: Socrates, Charlemagne the Great and Clarence Darrow.

PROSECUTORS: King Solomon, Hildegard of Bingen ( 13th C., long resume) and Thomas Jefferson.

[Chocobo4558]

Marc Snegoff did make up and starred in the movie...a sure sign that it's a low budget film when they have people doing multiple roles in it

[GoblinXXX]

And his name sounds like an insult from RED DWARF.

[spacecat81]

The cast were also the crew for Bad Taste, which is brilliant BECAUSE of it's miniscule budget. XD

[pointless104]

Wow, an ACTUAL Universal movie, thats way differant than the usual low budget no name studios.

[GoblinXXX]

Well, maybe- Universal may have just distributed it. But don't forget that Universal also made things like THE DEADLY MANTIS.

[iamhewhoisiam]

Doesn't the fact that it's 'Universal' make it 'International'?

[GoblinXXX]

Like there being a MISS WORLD and a MISS UNIVERSE pagent. My money is on MISS WORLD for MISS UNIVERSE, with her home planet advantage.

[iamhewhoisiam]

tsk tsk. points for good comment, but those points are deducted immediately for missing my quote from MST3K: The Movie! mwah hah haaaaa!

[GoblinXXX]

Hey, I don't always reply quote for quote, bluntskull! Now pardon me while i go listen to some of your "Mozart" on my interocetor.

[nut126]

not to mention the entire beginning of the 8th season!

[dma69nyc]

Michael Collins, P.I.

[Mandi7882]

"Sorry has-beens and never wases" LOL!!!

[vlcupper]

Am I alone when I say that Mike is hot in the prison stripes?

[whoisdickieschnabel]

You are not!

[melodyssong4916]

Mike is always hot. ;)

[rcevey2]

Alone, no. Creepy, yes. &^)

[vlcupper]

EXTREME RICE!!!!!

[MattChrisF]

"I am Mighty Elderly Man!"

[Drew1973]

The late 60s, when the entire Russian Army was composed of one guy armed with an M-16

[AlexandriaM]

"My David Lynch hair, nooo!"

[watda74]

1:32 WHOA! Did not see that comin'. I'm awake now. LOL

[klickenpod]

Damn you, Shel Silverstein!

[CarolinaOcelot]

"Inspector Gadget in Marathon Man."

[sirfascio]

Oh noes...I guess the GLBT flag will need a new letter

[sirfascio]

=3 Is it weird that I'm in love with Tom Servo?

/squeals like a girl