Zach Galifianakis Destroys Heckler

[tstruss912]

"happy meals are weird" Too fucking witty! Zack is the man.

[SykoticSammeh]

4:55 sounds like a bunch of dogs barking.

[usmaddog7]

I wouldt say he destroyed her.

[veravey]

Zach Claudia Galifianakis

[waphleez]

yeah, he wasn't "destroying" her, just playing with her.

[Netlocd]

LMFAO WHEN HE'S PLAYING THE PIANO, "SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!!!"

[MrBadBricks]

She's Young Dumb and Full of CUM!!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!

[legunncat]

The only thing Zach Galifianakis can destroy, is a bag of potato chips.

[CarlosEnrique408]

@legunncat i laughed hella hard when i read that

[legunncat]

@CarlosEnrique408 Glad you enjoyed it bro :)

[charliepossenriede]

IM NOT COMING DOWN HERE ANYMORE!!!! THE HOT TUB IS TOO HOT!!!!

[stupidfookinshite]

@charliepossenriede hot tub time machine ?

[charliepossenriede]

@stupidfookinshite a vodka movie

[unbidjunk]

i loved it when he snaps

[MrBetterOffDead]

Zach is awesome.

[FormerHuman]

That really wasn't that funny, mostly just uncomfortable to watch.

[Xxmb050xX]

lol best ever

[ArtypNk]

He's funny and all, but... Damn, something about that boy just ain't right.

[Kinjamaimai]

Could we please find out this bitch's name so we can destroy her? Seriously, this attention-whoring cunt needs to learn a lesson.

[gamhead]

@Kinjamaimai you dont get the joke, noone hates her you idiot!

[BobCouzey123]

435 people have never had a hang over

[FormerHuman]

@BobCouzey123 hangovers aren't funny, neither are films about them.

[SD129]

young , dumb and full of cum XD

[iateyourbaby23]

I think if Zach actually got mad and flipped shit he might actually fuck someone up. His anger is subtle but you can feel it.

[5233484]

meh... fail if you ask me.

[probablyasleepLoL]

Claudia, thats my middle name.

[GBizzleism]

@probablyasleepLoL

???????????????

[probablyasleepLoL]

@GBizzleism lol, Zach says that after he asks the girl her name.

[daprinceace]

Didnt kno he was that nice on the piano

[SuperWarmachine777]

I would of chin checked hime

[TheMkruss]

weak

[ichigo7223]

the destroys part is the spaz ending

[TheMkruss]

where exactly is the "destroys" part....

[karitakon]

4:51 pure gold

[ugotitpunk]

Wow, Cluadia has got that winning touch personality-wise.

[bitchesthebook]

you go zach.... comedic social darwinism in action....

[elao256]

LMAO!

[zembryoz]

Happy Meals are weird.

[juiceman616]

Holy shit that was funny!!!!

[NiggaWiddaAttitude]

Zach is a boss!

[Mauricexkdc]

4:51 is hillarious

[mazhas08]

what does he say at 2:45 something about "being full of cum"

[JonnyCraigOwens]

@mazhas08 young, dumb, and full of cum.

[Anc1entprophecy]

@mazhas08 He's like, "Hey guys! Leave her alone. She's young, dumb, and full of cum."

[crazycyclebiker]

@mazhas08 young dum full of corn

[copavida]

@crazycyclebiker I heard "Young dumb and full of cum"

[SuperSig5000]

@crazycyclebiker Its "Young, Dumb and full of Cum"

[zoked1]

My first time doing stand up I got heckled by some dumbass too. But I made that asshole feel like a fool. Check it out

[elevatorisland]

@zoked1 anyone can tell it's your buddy filming the video lol

[panavision09]

zach was right to put her in her place. some of these women go events to cause drama. can't have that, ese.

[TheKamanick]

Good god, american stand up has really went downhill....

[Gustaveleloup]

@TheKamanick So has someone's grammar...

[elNikobonito]

lol how the hell is the top comment about him being awkward. He's in character that's how he acts on stage. thumbs this shit up.

[l1319118]

He's really not that funny everyone just laughs because he's zach galifianakis. i get his jokes but they're not that good. And i think he did a crappy job handling the situation just look up like jimmy Carr or others like that. These are my opinions so dont start with the insults plz.

[TrueJalik]

@l1319118 Except that just like this idiot girl at the show, you just spoke up in a place where you had no reason to speak up with an unsolicited opinion that has no other purpose but to insult someone else needlessly, and then meekly beg not to get called on your bullshit and insulted in return. So, no, you're a moron, and deserve to be insulted for your blatant idiocy.

[Joeybsmooth]

@TrueJalik

You tube is not a place for people to voice there opinions, you can disagree with the poster but insulting. Noted that also your right , but really just over someone thinking someone else was not funny ?

[TrueJalik]

@Joeybsmooth No, over someone being a hypocritical idiot. I have no problem with opinions, I have a tremendous, rage-inducing hatred of anything mindlessly hypocritical, where someone spouts words from their mouths without a single real thought backing it up, and even contradicting their supposed thoughts in the same sentence. That deserves insult and ridicule. There are enough people in this world who let people get away with it. Not finding Zach funny is basically irrelevant .

[LunarEntity]

@Joeybsmooth You just voiced your opinion by saying this place is not a place for opinions. Good one.

[Joeybsmooth]

@LunarEntity

You can voice your opinion all you wish, but why can it be done in a civil manner ?

[optiKalismo]

you have to have a VERRRRRY keen sense of humor to get his comedy...at first glance it doesn't appear to be too hysterical BUT there are major undertones in his comedy which come thru which make it funny, just as he his making fun of this girl ...watch with a close eye...some of the audience is getting it

[taylordize]

@optiKalismo lol wow...its not rocket science buddy

[optiKalismo]

@taylordize ...never said it was...but if people go along criticizing him for his comedy or commenting that "oh it's just cause he's weird" when in reality they just don't "get it" (or don't have the capacity to) i think that goes to show that they should just take a step back cause it could be something they're missing.

[somepjguy]

@optiKalismo Not really. I thought it was clever, but I wouldn't say you have to be very keen to get it. Unless you were reared on american sitcom shite that is.

[optiKalismo]

@somepjguy ....well that's the problem because the majority WAS reared on bland american sitcom stuff...i've seen several videos of his comedy and several have a hard time "getting it"...it's all over their heads...just let the comments speak for themselves

[wandarah]

@optiKalismo It's funny and all, but there's not much in the way of subtle.

[ThEcReAsEy]

Young, dumb, and full of cum.

[iBuzz7S]

@ThEcReAsEy little crazy ass nigga homey where you from... =D

[CraigKramer]

The only funny thing about this is that people actually think there is anything funny about this idiot.

Seems the standards have really dropped. Being an awkward substance abuser passes for funny now?

BRB, gonna get into comedy.

[fuckedupdemise]

@CraigKramer Everyone's a critic...

[Eushawn20]

@CraigKramer keyboard tough guy. hes loved my millions and make millions so shut it please.

[CraigKramer]

@Eushawn20 There's a lot of hopeless people out there. Its so sad...

[brethart4life]

ROFL "Claudia...thats my middle name"..... XD 

[shootthekitty]

Gotta lov e Zachy G

[JumpyLuweegee]

Why was this funny?

[metalpayne3]

@JumpyLuweegee Why are you still here, faggot?

[VoLCoMzYaDiGG]

@JumpyLuweegee why dont you not have a sense of humor?

[MrMattloney]

Claudia? thats my middle name

[Vowz9]

he's funny

[RobertAlanMacDonald]

the funny thing about Zach is how awkward he is !

[Cyllid]

@RobertAlanMacDonald duuuuuuuuh

[MrDannythedick]

@RobertAlanMacDonald i don't like how stupid people think it's not on purpose so they think he is just dumb...:/

[JacobSebert]

@RobertAlanMacDonald Thank you captain obvs

[RobertAlanMacDonald]

@JacobSebert Your welcome "Deck Hand". Now go scrub my Toilet with your face.

[Flipper79able]

@RobertAlanMacDonald That's interesting....what's so funny about you....your ability to state the obvious?

[RobertAlanMacDonald]

@Flipper79able I have my moments. o_O

[LightninLew]

I think she's the only one there that isn't stoned, because I really can't tell what everyone's laughing at.

[chadeddie]

This would make more sense if the title was reversed

[flawns]

I didn't laugh. Where is the funny?

[nstx27]

if you ask me the dude choked

[YouGotJEWD]

this guy isn't funny

[boydegg]

Zach is really funny. And I get the impression that half of what he says is just off-the-cuff made up on the spot funny comments and observations. It's like he's always thinking and he thinks very fast.

[StillBlazingtheBlaze]

@boydegg lol?

[1337DrummerNate]

lol shes young dumb and full of cum

[kristiancharlesberg]

@1337DrummerNate nope, she's a snatch-napkin.

[nurb101]

This is where bill burr's jokes come in about women acting like assholes because they know they won't get their ass kicked like a guy would.

"Sure I'll just sit up there like the bitch princess I am and waste paying fans' time cuz nobody tells this girl what to do at a performance!"

I'd love to see Zach give her a fistfull of equality across the face

[yellow6100]

@ThaDudesAvlogger i dont see anything wrong with hitting women if they hit first.if a girl trys to hit you with an object -you can punch her face till she falls . good times

[Darkside780]

@ThaDudesAvlogger God bless you...I agree completely.

[Pianomantodd1]

@ThaDudesAvlogger You do realize women make almost the EXACT same as men. Only reason men make more on average is because they take higher paying jobs more than women.

[Osomatic]

@ThaDudesAvlogger "Men's Rights" is pretty much how it always is and has been for the past 2000 years. A bit of supposed inequality on the other side isn't going to actually hurt anybody now.

[plot000000]

don't fuck with comedians man. they'll embarrass you to no end.

[Nezhy]

What a 22 year old dumbass

[klavier285]

why would the dumb bitch actually hop up on stage

[NickisElite]

happy meals are weird

[Eiind]

He didn't say a single funny thing.

[geddypasto]

4:51 what everyone is thinking about @TheMoistbuttcheeks and @TheOZBehindCurtain

[TheMoistbuttcheeks]

@geddypasto wow, hahahaha funny ;)

[geddypasto]

@TheMoistbuttcheeks honestly, thanks for not taking offense at that :)

[TheMoistbuttcheeks]

@geddypasto yea its just that guy was being a douche and it makes me mad. he thought zach wasnt funny because of something that had nothing to do with the video O.0

[TheOZBehindCurtain]

@TheMoistbuttcheeks Fuck you bitch. I said he sucks because he isn't funny which is what the video is about. Then I told you why I don't like he because you asked dumb fuck. You asked and I told you why. Don't ask a question if you don't want to hear the answer. Funny how you calling me a douche bag and you defend this dip shit who wouldn't give you the time of day. Your just pissed because you got owned. Learn how to argue and get a dictionary so you know the definition of hypocrite moron.

[TheMoistbuttcheeks]

@TheOZBehindCurtain lol idc bro. it doesnt matter to me. im not gonna argue with you anymore, because im not gonna fight over the damn internet, for some petty reason. bye

[TheOZBehindCurtain]

@TheMoistbuttcheeks I wouldn't want to argue if I was getting my ass handed to me either.

[TheMoistbuttcheeks]

@TheOZBehindCurtain im not gettin my ass handed to me, im just not gonna be immature and keep arguing about something thats not really worth arguing about

[TheOZBehindCurtain]

@TheMoistbuttcheeks Yeah you did get your ass handed to you. You haven't made one valid point. The fact that you call me a douche for responding to YOUR question shows that you lost. Personal attacks are the last resort of a losing argument. Take care loser.

[UberREDKitteh]

@TheOZBehindCurtain That awkward moment when two retards have an argument over the internet...

But seriously I've got to point this out: "Personal attacks are the last resort of a losing argument"

And in a previous comment: "Fuck you bitch (...) Your just pissed because you got owned"

Moistbuttcheeks (love your username, mate) didn't even throw an insult at you, you fucking moron!

[TheOZBehindCurtain]

@UberREDKitteh "its just that guy was being a douche " I guess that's not an insult. Why don't you try read the posts before you comment fucking moron.

[UberREDKitteh]

@TheOZBehindCurtain No, that's not an insult, that's a fact. You ARE being a douche.

Btw my age has nothing to do with how smart or mature I am.

For example, I can see from your videos that you're what, 25-30 years old? Yet, from your comments, I see that you've got the maturity, and intelligence of a child, and that's insulting the said child...

[TheOZBehindCurtain]

@UberREDKitteh i'm not 25-30. Funny how you can tell me age without see my face. God your stupid.

[TheOZBehindCurtain]

@UberREDKitteh Oh sorry I see your 17. Go back to your mother's basement and play some more video games kid. I'm not going to waste my time arguing with a virgin.

[TheMoistbuttcheeks]

@TheOZBehindCurtain lets end this now! Goodbye :)

[TheOZBehindCurtain]

@TheMoistbuttcheeks Blow me fag.

[TheMoistbuttcheeks]

@TheOZBehindCurtain no thanks see ya （⌒▽⌒）

[TheOZBehindCurtain]

@TheMoistbuttcheeks Homo

[TheMoistbuttcheeks]

@TheOZBehindCurtain lol ur funny, ever think about bein a comedian. im serious

[TheOZBehindCurtain]

@TheMoistbuttcheeks Only if I can work with rapists.

[TheMoistbuttcheeks]

@TheOZBehindCurtain weelll... thats your choice :(

[TheOZBehindCurtain]

@TheMoistbuttcheeks Well apparently I have to if i want you as a fan

[TheMoistbuttcheeks]

@TheOZBehindCurtain mmmm no you dont. you would have a really bad record if you needed people to blow you to become fans

[TheMoistbuttcheeks]

@UberREDKitteh lol thnx?

[k1dpoison]

the piano part at the end had me dying xD

[FunOnTheFarm7]

he looks like ryan dunn

[BP23ification]

CLAUDIA, that`s my middle name... genius

[MrUnst0ppable]

he should have tried hitting on her. that would have been hilarious to watch

[MFgabesylar3030]

why do people keep laughing, god, anything he says people laugh. come on now

[AETutorials42]

@MFgabesylar3030

.. because he's funny? I don't know, why do people usually laugh? 

[MustyApplecrumb]

240p, a pleasure to meet you.

[TheOZBehindCurtain]

This guy sucks

[TheMoistbuttcheeks]

@TheOZBehindCurtain whys that?

[TheOZBehindCurtain]

@TheMoistbuttcheeks He's not that funny and he's a hypocrite. He bitched because mel gibson was going to be hangover 2 because he said shit about jews. Mike tyson who went to prison for rape is ok with him though? Douche bag.

[TheMoistbuttcheeks]

@TheOZBehindCurtain lol well i wouldnt want to work with someone that supposedly hates jews i guess, or whatever. and that cant be hypocritical if one thing is rape and another is hating on jews. unless Mike Tyson raped someone cuz they were jewish O.o

[TheOZBehindCurtain]

@TheMoistbuttcheeks Yeah your right. It ok to rape a woman if she's not jewish and It's far worst to say jews run hollywood than it is to rape a woman. What was I thinking its much better to work with a rapist than someone who got drunk and talked shit. Where do you go to school penn state?

[TheOZBehindCurtain]

@TheMoistbuttcheeks By the way he is a hypocrite.

1. a pretense of having a virtuous character, moral or religious beliefs or principles, etc., that one does not really possess.

He "stood up" against the fact the mel gibson was in the movie based on his moral beliefs and showed he didn't really have them when he worked with a rapist.

[TheMoistbuttcheeks]

@TheOZBehindCurtain well he's going by how something affects him and not about what he did to that women. he probly didnt think about Mike Tyson's rape charges, because they didnt consern him. That and the fact that he probly wasnt raped. he's going by something that affects him. Mel Gibsons shpleel about jews is affecting zach, because that is his background or religion. And it is not ok to rape ANYONE for that matter.

[TheOZBehindCurtain]

@TheMoistbuttcheeks OK well you keep defending your role model. Your arguments make less sense them him being ok working with a rapist.

[TheMoistbuttcheeks]

@TheOZBehindCurtain lol hes not my role model. and you've probly been around people you didnt even know were rapists, how do you know he didnt know he was a rapist

[TheOZBehindCurtain]

@TheMoistbuttcheeks You can justify anyone's belief by making assumptions. Your assuming that he didn't know he went to prison. I reasonably assume that he knew that one of the most infamous boxers in history went to prison. What do you think is more likely he never knew tyson went to prison or that he knew what a majority of people know and that he went to prison.

[TheOZBehindCurtain]

@TheMoistbuttcheeks Just so its clear. Your saying that its logical to complain about working with a bigot based on moral character, but acceptable to work with a rapist?

If he complained about working with both I would agree or if he didn't mind working with either I would agree. Just don't be a hypocrite and claim your offended by the lesser of the two. Its illogical and petty.

[TheMoistbuttcheeks]

@TheOZBehindCurtain lol its annoying trying to talk over the internet to you because you dont get the same tone and mood as what im trying to convey :(

[grungetitis69]

SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!!

[rollingvids22]

Why is the top comment an overused joke? C'mon people!

[zoocrewsk8er]

happy meals are weird! lmfao

[Tancrad]

i think you left out the part where he destroyed the heckler

[JoeFrankel]

Love it!

[89forks]

First time seeing him do stand up and to be honest I didn't find that funny at all.

[Tank24RAR]

uploaded on my birthday!!!

[mitch15790]

@Tank24RAR ME TOO! That's so weird that i've seen this comment.

[thejokesonyou420]

he has to be my all time favorite comedian, lol he is so frickin halarious

[GhostWithSkin]

for the people that say he's not funny, why did you even click this video. it says his name. its not like a trick to get you here. i dont go around clicking on videos of people i dont like just to say i dont like them. i would spend a lifetime just clicking on beiber videos. GET A LIFE

[TheSchlampampe]

what a dick

[donatien001]

idiot

[illholla84]

this guy is ass he was mean to the chick but definitly not funny

[Hekstorm]

Holy shit! Now I know that when I attend to one of Zach stand up comedy shows I will keep FULL EYE contact! 0_0



[mikeusat]

It took him like 20 questions to zing her once. That's pretty lame.

[Elementer117]

@mikeusat

What the fuck are you talking about? He was milking her for jokes for a good five minutes. The crowd was laughing the whole time. That's damn good observational comedy.

[BlueFoxXT]

@mikeusat it's just his style, he's got a very humble way of getting laughs

and it worked really well audience ate it up

[red420dog]

Zach Claudia Galifianakis.... got good ring to it!

[GLaDOS123]

He beat Patton Oswalt at fucking with the audience