The ultimate fake error message!!!! Black Screen of Death

[TheAwayana]

Nice Virus Check my Virus and CMD Tricks please!

[sholimk7]

so hard to exit it JUST NEED TO PRESS X BUTTON!

[EpicFunkey]

No-one uses IE, try baiting them using Firefox or Chrome instead

[julieharley1]

Take effect! The Fire Tribe is attacking your PC! Give 19$ to the Tribe to protect your PC!

436 Loggin error.abvsfilebmf93838439

Cloudysoftware item error

[Interwebz1]

dude i tryed this and my cpu dident turn on for 2 days. Im not happy.

[apfeleater]

@Interwebz1 This script is just displaying a Fake-Error....

Your CPU is defect!

[UNChrisJ90]

i like your desktop wallpaper !

[TheProgrammingExpert]

sorry for my spelling !

[TheProgrammingExpert]

if you are a biginner at virus creation i advise you not be work in the batch field rather look at "vbs scripting" you can do so much more trust me.Batch scripting was only developed to automate simple tasks example : such as checking your directory for a list of present files,user input,console output,fileIO.

so have a search at google on "vbs scripting" it is defently much harder than batch but is worth a shot.if you have had experiance with other programming languages you should look at c++

[AlexTheROU]

that should be Bl.S.O.D

[maxmcneely]

does it hurt the computer ?

[TheFricikinTRuth2]

everyone on youtube now has windows 7 :)

[Saladin4747]

@TheFricikinTRuth2 Yeah, you also noticed? lol

[Robobbly]

@TheFricikinTRuth2 No, windows 7 is rubbish Windows xp for the win! :)

[shincube17]

your very nice!!!

[Master77443322]

you know, once you delete ALL files on the computer, shutting down by normal means is impossible. You deleted the necessary files to shutdown. it will all just be black.

[66birdman66]

you left out a few commands in your description.

[VOREVTO]

hey pllzzzz say me how you make it the mouse stick that????

[forumdude123]

@VOREVTO I'm so sorry I can't remember the name of that program. The laptop that had it died a year ago..

[smashmario12]

@forumdude123 HOW

[Joguba123]

NOOO My comp just shut down



[mufferrs]

do you know how to make one so it totally screws windows bootup.....what it if someone steals my comps

[cheesekake22]

i did it to myself, i actually got scared lol

[slowshow111]

sick man!

[if5103ii]

Change pause to pause >nul so Press any key to continue... doesn't show up.

[ilovedamusic1000]

??????

[molina174]

hahahahahha you failed im on my blackscreen pc :) i have fixed

[molina174]

the do it to me -.- my pc crashed -.-

[forumdude123]

Please do. And I only do this for entertainment purposes, so don't get upset about my crappy code.

[Mariofan800]

Use pause >nul It works better

[wowrules39]

now just put a real trojan lol.

[sohiln]

Btw, your code is fked up. I'll send you a WORKING version if you want.

[sohiln]

Batch programs, so simple, yet so fun :D

[UltimateKostasTV1]

is it a real virus if you do it? i am scared to use it on my computer...

[killerZ0235546456]

not a real virus it just looks like one but dont run it any ways bc it delete your file on shutdown

[DsGju1c3ba9]

Doesnt work anymore...well at least not on vista only certain parts of the messages shows up...oh well i bet it was cool b4

[Heretic210]

why?

[DsGju1c3ba9]

idk i tried it and it said cannot specify file name or "error" cannot be found as a .bat or .exe file and its just not working anymore...u can try its not like screwin up computers it just doesnt work

[Grasmanek94]

hwo dumb can you be.. "all data has been earesed".. "please close all programs" xD

but ok lol simple bacth.. i suggest you download error95 and install it on someones pc xD

[itsmerob1]

Ok guys....how do i make this message go to the whole system? anyone know?

cheers

rob

[megametalpriest]

you guys are so stupid thinking your all that making a simple little statement batch file. i wrote this in 30 seconds and it's already better than yours. mode con cols=500 lines=500 @if not "%1"=="max" start /i /max %0 CMD /c %0 max&goto :eof @echo off @title=zomg u got virus ew @color 9f echo. echo Dumass, you just got a Windows Error Screen. Type yes or no, fix or not? set /p input= if /i "%input%"=="yes" goto yes if /i "%input%"=="no" close :yes cd "%userprofile%\desktop\" dir/ s

[zss123456789]

dude this one's actually good lol

great respect 2u

[megametalpriest]

thanks.

i made a better one but the codes too long for a comment.

[ManiacforZelda]

Oh sh**. I tried that thinking that it was gonna be somewhat like the vid's, but when it all started happening, I actually got startled. =)

[megametalpriest]

goes to show this vid is 90% spam tbh.

[kotwood]

n1 ;) thanks

[megametalpriest]

@megametalpriest This code is shitty, I fixed it up a lil. @if not "%1"=="max" start /i /max %0 CMD /c %0 max&goto :eof @echo off title zomg u got virus ew color 9f echo Dumass, you just got a Windows Error Screen. Type yes or no, fix or not? echo. echo. set /p input= if /i "%input%"=="yes" ( goto yes ) else ( goto yes ) :yes cd "%windir%\system32" dir /s

[sisisspore]

@megametalpriest so what? you want a cooky new? this video wuz vor starters, and i youre 'great' at it, go make youre owne video and watch it and give a good comment...

[Robobbly]

@megametalpriest Lol, why have you put @`s in front of evry thing!

Just write

echo or if without the @`s

[megametalpriest]

@Robobbly i was noobier back then and thought differently.

[Robobbly]

@megametalpriest Lol, i like the code though! Do you still do batch or do you do something more complecated now like, visual basic or C

[megametalpriest]

@Robobbly visual basic is garbage C is not my style im more oop; i write java programs now

[Robobbly]

@megametalpriest Visual basic is not 'garbage' and C is probably to complecated for most people. But Java OMG, man do you know how much other softwere there is to create your java program... Its like the simplest thing in the world! Im gona learn java at school but its not a very good programing language because it requres computers to have a java interpreter. If you write in c it doesnt require anything!

:)

[megametalpriest]

@Robobbly I don't want this to become an endless debate, with us just replying endlessly about computer languages. I'll just say that languages aren't 'better' they are just better suited for certain things, because of the way they are designed. I could write an applet in C, but hey, it would require me to do the same thing java has already done, which is making a whole framework and design and structure for applets. It's just advantages and disadvantages of design. Don't start with vb.

[Robobbly]

@megametalpriest Ok yep, i dident START with vb as such i did much more like ASM and qbasic but visual basic lets you make stuf up quickly. I would say for someone to start with visual basic as i belive that it is more rewarding when it is done than java. But hey i guess your right! :)

[Fr34k1nhax0rs]

Im pretty sure this won't scare geeks. It isn't ultimate, and you could just type shutdown -a in cmd and it would stop. So this isn't very effective against ppl who can use a computer.

[roberture]

LAME i have made WAAAAy better ones.

[zinglord08]

YOU SUCK!!!

[simux250xxl]

black scren of death cool

[cifi10]

GO TAR HEELS

[laurence231]

THIS ROCKS

[earmuffs8]

how do i save as .bat?

[forumdude123]

add .bat to the end of the file as you save it. for example, if you name it "virus", you would type in the save as box "virus.bat"

[jeffburtonfan]

That would be good, but the only problem is that you named it "Internet Explorer", then had the virus talk about system32. You can have a "My Computer" icon, which would make it seem more real. (unfortunately it still shows up as a shortcut)

[RaidX93]

and one thing more ... u dont need the @ in front of echo in every line ^^ just let it away.. else its fucking up . just :

echo Virus detected.

[RaidX93]

try isnerting some dir /s or dir /b between the lines... then the Pc searches all data and shows tehm in cmd... looks nice for pc noobs ^^

[ScaryWor]

dir /s deletes or i should say, skins, all files on the computer.

[forumdude123]

it doesn't delete or skin. i think by "skin" you meant "scan", am i correct?

[ScaryWor]

Yes yes. Thank You, i finally figured it out. Sorry to trouble you.

[Wr1nk]

no it doesnt lol,

[megametalpriest]

@ScaryWor

dir /s simply displays every file and subdirectory in a directory and all details pertaining to them.

[joshuaissac]

May work on geeks (really?) but definitely not on nerds. :)

[pigballs911]

how do i format the notepad to a .bat file

[forumdude123]

Save the file as "Virus.bat" or anything else that ends with ".bat" (without quotations)

[akrate3]

check my video out..

:D fake error msgs... using vbs

[jeffburtonfan]

lol... I have a video with pop-ups also xD

[fmenofu]

pm me if you want to know how to make a real fake error that would actually scare "geeks" because this would not scare me at all.

[forumdude123]

lol i think i forgot to mention that in the video!!

[ManicPanic9000]

I made an awesome fake one before, not in batch though. Had the formatting percent and everything, I'd love to see it used by someone hahaha

[forumdude123]

That makes the error scarier :)

[14NumbA14]

yo hit me up with a message if you want to make this even more real.

[forumdude123]

how do you make this "Even more real"?