BEST SCHOOL ABSENCE NOTES!

[The21Area]

justin bieber on the wall fail...

[Crazy100839]

my mom beat me in hell and i cant get out of hell

[msstargirl24]

1.Please excuse Bob because he's died and won't be returning to earth again.

2. Please excuse Bob because he's been abducted by aliens.

3. Please exsucute Bob because he's broken his back and he wont be coming back

4. Please excuse Bob because he is on a 24 month holiday

[MegaLewisN]

gay

[HowlingShadowxD]

Teacher: Kids we will have very important exam at monday!

Jimmy:Excuse me Mrs, I will be ill at monday!

[chris123459499]

please excuse jimmy for school he broke his ankle and he cant go to school for 3 weeks

[kadapunny]

best worst things ever!

[2011ratman2011]

jimmy could not attend school yesterday besause he sliped out of the shower butt naked fell down the staires and got his toe stuck in the radiator

[GlitchStar1]

I KNEW IT! YOUR A BELEIBER!!!!!! YOU TORE THOSE POSTERS! O.O

[perfectdevilishdream]

@GlitchStar1 Agreed. Burn him with fire 0.=

[GlitchStar1]

I cant make it to school today because im dead.

[Peanutbutter609]

Or**



[Peanutbutter609]

My Excuse which ALMOST worked but erm... lets not get into that shall we?

" My daughter threw up pink fluids and cannot enter classrooms. Our she'll die "

What? It COULD of worked....

[SomeUser9753]

Hate mongoloid khazars they infect every other nation.

[SSDude100]

Conor Could'nt Attend School Today Because He Has Tonsillitis And Took An Arrow To The Knee................

[thebeliva17]

Tommy couldnt attend school today because he has some respawnning error....

[WaveeyAStarEnt]

I Couldn't Attend School Today I Was Under The Intoxication Of Sleep :)

[MrBobanne]

ok y is there justin bieber posters in the backround!

[Ericmuires434]

You cant be late if you never show up. -_-

[webarellii]

Please excuse my son from school, he was suspended.

[ThatKidNamedLuke]

did u steal fluffy's intro music?!

[Hamsterboy213]

Man: look at those posters of that cute girl maybe i should masturbate to them

Kid: Thats justin beiber

Man: oooooooooooooo F**K

Kid:Yeah......

[CaitlinsComicsAlt]

Why do you have those JB posters? I thought you ripped them up. ._.

[xxtrickshotify123]

bent



[MrSuperJEB]

when i see that posters i quickly go to another tab and just listen to his voice.

[moldyten62061]

im busy

[thenightshroud77]

having anything that's from jb

will not get you a bj

[pooslingingloony]

my Boobies hurt and need treatment or i have a boner and it really stiff

[nialovesyhux]

@oscar48lol You can too.

[breyerSLS]

well i completely 4got a school excuse and i didnt want to be counted tardy so i blurted, "I was at a funeral!" i got attention for the rest of the day lol. :)

[lululu221]

I Like how all the top comment are about justin bieber.

[bleeach5]

my son can't be at school for the next few weeks. hes in the hospital because he fractured his ass trying to do a cannon ball in the bathtub

[ShadowHunter702]

@bleeach5 Thats awesome

[XxWhat0EverxX]

lol idk being tired..

[christophermc2]

please excuse my son from school today as he developed the mentality of a 3 year old who has been stabbed to death by sarah palin duel-wielding bic ball point pens

[9558able]

sorry, please excuse my son from school today. He took an arrow to the knee.

[piccolothegreat22]

plez execute him



[fruitloop33344455555]

I'll go grab my pistol..

Poor kiddo. D:

[MMURevamped]

lol cleveland show intro

[lkc112011]

i before - i did not get up today and when i was supposed to be at assembly i was is in carolina

[supermov13buff]

my excuse would be "cant be fuked and its boring"

[tommyhale89]

my name is Tommy and i had diarrhea on friday and my boots leaked

[SuperKongoman]

Easy, just say this.... " Why should I do my homework when I probably already did it in my past life!"

[DarkRAGE983]

i dont have one, only for homework, say to him/her, "how could u possibly blame me fro something i didnt do"

[narukofan1]

in my collage class someone said they couldn't come in coz they had the sh*ts

[randomovieguy]

i can't make it into school because i took an arrow in the knee

[thebeliva17]

@randomovieguy your teacher wouldnt believe that if you where wearing a skyrim shirt...

[bieberhater12346]

why does he have jb posters

[vvackd1027063]

sorry i wont be in school today i have a hangover 

[LozziXgirl]

Sorry I can't be in all week beause I have to have an operation to change my gentitals into female ones.

[iloveyou812able]

umm srry i cant go to school today because i killed my self be back next week!!

[CaptainCyprus]

imagine if a male teacher asked u why r u late?

and u say him I was fucking yor mom!

[wweWrestlingVEVO]

my funniest excuse.

Me: sorry teacher! i was bussy with my daily mastrubation!

Teacher: What?

Me: its a important thing in my daily life!

[marster32]

please excuse me from going to school on friday as i will be ill

[josipbabok2]

0:47 i love that laugh :')

[nateldude2000]

Please excuse me from jogging because my toe hurts.

- jogging finishes, and they start playing soccer

I think my toe can handle playing soccer!

[SpringWaterMassives]

my girlfriends having an Abortion... wasn't really made up but it was funny.

[SHOOTINGSERGANT007]

sorry transport comes late sometimes

[SHOOTINGSERGANT007]

sorry transpot comes late sometimes

[Rinsperational]

My Sister Got Blue Waffle I Have To Check It Out See If Its True

[alex1000oe5]

plz exuse my sonn four note biengs heres att skool,hes praktissing spellllieng,he wrwote thies notes

[rosesarblue]

My computer gave me a virus..

[MysticalxxWolf]

OMG! Jb is everywhere. Didn't give a fuck to write his name, -___-

[iTzWalruz]

Sorry for being absent, the fog was too dense and I couldn't find the school

[eTKuClan]

the weather was good :)

[TheAssassin98]

sorry for alex not being here, he found his fathers desert eagle and bad things happened from there.

[TeamSecretLinK]

@MrRadioBlogger

Thats probably why he is so awsome? in his other video, he made my christmas come true by cutting up da beiber :) xD

[loco4wolfram]

my son can't come to school today because he is too awesome for it ... period

[VocaloidEpicness]

My excuse: Sorry, I can't come to school today, I'm dead.

Serious!

[XBXdarknessXBX]

at lunch i told the lunch lady i was gonna go puke in the bushes(she let me) but i really went across the street to mcdonalds:D

[TheMazaxist]

i skipped school for like 2 weeks ( yeah i was dumb.. ) and the excuse was that my family didnt have money and i had to do some work to get some cash lol instead of school

[imanmjfanforever]

Tried to get out of P.E by saying a wasp stung me in the finger....omg

BUT IT DID.

[KADEREL]

This kinda offended me cause I'm Catholic (Filipino)

[darkmanof08]

best excuse: my mom's car broke down, so i walked and on my way to school i feel into a river and floated downstream, but here is the funny thing......the nearest river is 10miles away from schol

[Holligan878]

I once was excused for having a zit...on my ass...the size of a coin! no shit man the doctor said I should lay down at home and wait until it's gone.

[CaptainScullcrack]

I saw a double rainbow!

[deathtoisa]

harry wasnt at school because he saw the sun

[seminarstudent]

my hand isn't working.

[ultimatefight3rr]

those JB posters disturb me..

[THEONLYBIODUDE]

i had bad diahoerria

[NinnjaTunna]

My Mom Took Me To Burger King And We Eat There For 7 HRS. So I Didn't

 Have Time For My Homework

[SAMMbeano123]

justin wasent at school because he had a dise called staying at home

[Ashlacon]

No straight guy has that many Jb posters....

[figgybottom]

@Ashlacon hes trollin calm down

[minimcmahonsmith]

@Ashlacon no gay guy would have triple monitors

[CaptainCyprus]

@Ashlacon mabey to spit him everyday before he goes to school hahaha

[commandergree426]

@Ashlacon No straight guy has ANY JB Posters :P

But I doubt he's gay. WILSONTEC1 ROCKS!

[MultiMiniPerson]

mine was

gabe was not at school yesterday cause he had the chicken pocks

but i got detention and grounded for that cause they called home

[galihramadan]

i wonder why there's a lot of jb pictures in the background

[TommyG360]

Please Excuse Thomas From School Today, He " Accedentally " Broke A Very Expensive Vase And Has To Clear It Up, Yours Sincierly, *&!")%$

[rezakhalilzada]

@girlsROCK41111 ummmmm

1. Stand up

2. Walk to your front door

3. Step outside

4. Close the front door

5. Keep walking forever without turning around.

Everyone copy and paste this!

[pinkledoop3]

i always use one word ... SICK

[mtowery100]

please excuse david today he was raped by pedo bear

[vincent1033]

jeff wont be in school for 5 weeks his stomache totally thou him up

your students mom,goginflof

[evilmau5kateer]

my teacher asked me for a note for not being in class on the tuesday after a long weekend and i told her the sick not factory wasn't open on stat holidays :D

[Killer12345240]

um jaren is not in school because he kissed a girl

[spartan117477]

SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IolAnime]

@wilsontech1 WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE PICTURES OF JUSTIN BEIBER ON YOUR WALL! that just goes to show that an teacher or ex teacher is lame.

[lauren1142265]

cba with gym please let lauren go home she is better off there that at gym its discusting thank you

laurens mum

[AdmiralofU2]

6 people can't write excuses.

[theizzy839]

sorry but this is so mean

[TacticalFightersINC]

Sorry, I'm afraid I will not be able to attend the "Learn for fun" 7 hour event, due to I will randomly get an illness at exactly 4:30 and I won't be better untill 7:15, (which is when it ends) Please excuse me. kthx

[megajazz1000]

i will not be in school tomorrow becase i will be ill

[RyanDolan123]

Ryan will be excused from school for the rest for the year, he is busy and doesn't have time for school.

[bridgette648]

please excuse Naja from school she is having a nervous breakdown and is smashing her head through the walls, literally!

[FunkmasterYash]

miss plz excuse yash from pe because he cant be arsed

[FunkmasterYash]

LOL by holltwood undead?

[333badcat]

well isent realy an excuse but i sang a song called "evry where I go"

[TRFJazz123456789abz]

please exuse Kayle from sex ED today.. He is experiencing hardness from the lower regions

[mikulover6]

please excuse (my name) for not attending school on Monday,she had fallen on her bike and broke her leg and will not go to school for 1 month.

my excuse for school.

[MrMyvince]

KILL...

BIEBER...

[TF141Afterburner]

The Teacher asked me why i wasn't coming to school, i said, i can't get there

He Said. Bullsh*t, there's no such thing as *can't*

i said, i have two broken legs.....i can't fucking walk

[13rebox13]

lame



[PCGamerOfToday]

umm the best absence notes would be:

Please execute girlsROCK4111 for not boing to school today. She/He had to troll on somebody's awesome corporatetube video.

[julietsteeveS]

0:42

[colebusss]

Wtf with the Bieber fag posters?

[PSReldus]

This is so awesome!

But That Justin in the back takes of 50% of the quality. Sorry man.

[ninetailedfox123123]

why did you have justin bieber in the back ?

[kwlegomania64]

i have a splinter in my finger

[rjellcome]

Best absence note:

I watched a Justin Bieber song and had a heart attack

[hawk12399]

me: i wont be comming to class tomorrow

teacher: why?

me: coz you attempt to teach me things i already know, therefor i would gain a better education doing the suduku in the newspaper

teacher: -_-

[alexthewerewolf]

"I can't work because my drunk boyfriend dropped me on my head."

[Bran4995]

i could not go to school to day my balls finally dropped!

[Hre4Snyder]

hannah will not be at school tomorrow because her father is going to die

[wraithkillz]

i wont be attending scool for a few days ill be to busy not caring and besides..chimchar needs leveling :D

[sonicfangirl101010]

i cant go into school today,I am playing sonic

[4everkman]

mine is simply, may i go to the nurse

[oN1GHTMAREo]

i got a homework 1: i was walking to school and my homework fell out of my bag and my dog ate it

[benandcullen1]

i cant go to school this month cuz i broke my leg from listening to Ju***n Bi***r

[gtdude1234]

i cant do p.e cuz i hit my balls on my way here

[james5943]

my Auntie wrote  Dear to Whom It May Concern, Please Excuse My Nephew. My Coma is in Nephew!

[hanko9r]

please excuse my son from school today i told him to go in to the woods and cut down the mightiest tree with a herring.

[alexburgmeier]

I thoght u didnt like jb

[chibigrunt]

Oh my god, now I'm running into Bieber everywhere...

[noobsarecool1]

zomg charlie puth intro :D

[kamronmac]

i am to happy to go to work

[Conversebox]

MY EYE'S THEY BURN!



[multizane12]

virtual headache in virtuual game

[MrVinney96]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH­HHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yo are a JB fan!

[loser5206]

I'm outta school, because yo mama said so!

[theultimatehacks]

my balls are sore was my worst

[randomawsomeness01]

dude im cathlic not funny

[runehq521]

@randomawsomeness01 come on, its a joke :P

[iheartamerica100]

imma ignore those posters in the backround -.-

[naga1sado]

five peope are obvouisly catholics

[Monkeyman1210]

My excuse was I was watching Wilsontech1 videos.

[girlsROCK4111]

ummmm

1.why do you have posters of justin in the background.(i thought you destroyed them)

2.wat a ugly shirt

3. you must be a 39 year old man who doesn't have nothingelse to do.

4.you are wasting your time GET A JOB

5. GET A LIFE!!!!

[anil9653]

@girlsROCK4111 Ummmm

1. Why are you trolling on this guys vids? He is cool.

2.You probably never have gotten laid.

3.You must be an extremely ugly bitch who is a reject.

4.You wasted your time writing that comment!.

5.GET A LIFE/BoyFriend and stop trolling People on youtube !

[MusicKeshaMusic]

@anil9653 hellyeah!

[eminem4life28]

@girlsROCK4111 ummmmm

1.nobody likes you

2. you need to get a life troll

3.everyone hates hearing about whiny bitches like you diss random COOL people

4. delete your you tube account

5. go get some friends loser

[sentiment55]

@eminem4life28 Sory i disliked but i wanted to like.

[eminem4life28]

@sentiment55 I'mm sorrryyy

[SuperMeh86]

@eminem4life28 Uuuugggghhhh... Now I have to look for her comment...

[MusicKeshaMusic]

@eminem4life28 i dont hate him so go fuck urself

[Aerchivez]

@girlsROCK4111

1. WTF do you care what in his room?

2. Hes guy, who the fuck cares what he wears? Hes not trying to look "pretty" for your bitch ass.

3. He aint the one trolling stupid bitch

4. He has a job unlike your trolling ass

5. Get a life? Again he has a job... but according to your spelling, and youtube name, and what not I assume your a 12 year old girl.

"The jeans are fine, its your fat that makes you look fat!" BITCH!

[Ball4184]

@girlsROCK4111 *facepalm*

[DeathsGF]

@girlsROCK4111 wow, this is effing hilarious.

you: ummmmm. . .

me: o gawd not one of these

:(

:l

:)

<:D

<D

omg ur so effing dumb bitch

[ajamison3]

Very funny but whats with the posters in the background?

[08alexg]

Well and truly Hilarious

a friend of mine and myself decided to write each others p.e sick notes once,

I should have read what mine said because it turned out to say

"Can Alaxander please be excused from p.e today as he is on his period"

[supermariodude125]

i dont feel like going to school thats my excuse



[joejoe3130]

mine was pleaz ecuze marc from penis he hates geting hit in the face with douge balls

[markd9011]

Mine best excuse for not doing homework was justin bieber ate it

[LovableBeats]

The dislike bar is bigger than Justin Biebers dick

[matthewsoccer2011]

what s with the ugly chick wallpapers