The Best #1 Kids Say the DARNDEST THINGS (B.V.V. Certified funny)

[viveksreedharan60]

OOOh My God...funny as hell.

[EricaHolloway2009]

"To kepp my legs together." O.o who tells a child that? Isn't that a talk you have when your kids are 11 years old and older?

[Patrisaify]

@EricaHolloway2009 No, it was good manners and proper to sit with your legs together, as a young girl it was a standard rule. It had nothing to do with sex.

[lilyusi]

What Did God do to Eve?

"Made her a housewife"

My Man jk jk

[bostonbruinbabyboy1]

take out your left earbud and you're on a spaceship!

[95Ingy]

I hate this guy's reaction. *Kid says a darned thing* Looks around like he's trying to find out who farted

[mcmuffinjoyce]

Staged to fuck...

[allisonk55]

Before there was stereo all sound was in mono--only only side comes though in these old videos

[mokshasree]

are a lot of these answers scripted? the kids sound like they're repeating what they were told to say in a lot of it. still funny though.

[writerjmd]

@mokshasree I don't think so. This is just selected clips. If you saw the program when it was on (as I did) probably most of the answers were not this funny or quirky. People today would probably be bored with the show.

[abracrow1000]

"...the more wine we get the better the wedding is." LMAO

Well, that's certainly been my experience... XD

[Mrwhatever451]

and then.."i look like an idiot" lol!

[mamamucka2]

This is so funny

[SuperBinxer5]

let me see your eyes? weirdo.

[isssssssce]

NON STOP FUNNYYY!!@!!!!!

[chaotix83]

does anyone else hear r2-d2 in their right ear?

[gillettecrackers]

He's such a pedophile 1:21.

He's probably disappointed at the answer in 2:20.

[PaulosTheGamer]

@gillettecrackers He is a friggin' pedo!

[RyebreadQueen]

@gillettecrackers you're an idiot.

[zwap12]

wtf i can only hear out of my left headphone

[jennykins001]

whats the talk about people's right ear about??

[royaltomsolo]

My right ear committed suicide.... It got lonely

[WeAreCameron]

the hell is wrong with that microphone?

[ihungchen]

the more wine we get the better the wedding is:)

[TottalyTommoohyeh]

what do yo want to be when you grow up

a nun?

like if you agree

[Tempo2Zs]

my right ear is lonely...

[RileyMcDermott]

@Tempo2Zs what?? theres a bunch of comments about right and left ears. . . . im confused and i want to understand this joke...lol

[Tempo2Zs]

@RileyMcDermott If you put on headphones the sound only comes through the left one

[Earwaxxxxxxxx]

Is that the Duggar woman at 1:53?

[DudeManGuy1223]

@Earwaxxxxxxxx OOOHHHH!!!!! XD Nice one!

[TheCshell13]

that mic kinda looks like an uncircumscribed weiner

[pacheets]

Oh, to keep my legs together...that's right.