BDE: Review 12: the last 3 minutes.

[HeavenlyDisaster]

You really said things I didn't even notice (Like the Edward-can't-possibly-have-spe­rm-thing, and the maybe-Rosalie-isn't-that-much-­of-a-bitch-thing) , you just make every other BDreview look like weak crap.

Thanks.

[hennaluv]

can you please review the movies?

[hennaluv]

can you please review the movies?

[erinlovesheadbands]

thank so you much for making this review for the biggest piece of shit that i've ever read (including some terrible fanfiction). i watched all the parts that were available on your channel and laughed so much!!

[AquaJet999]

I love you. you are just awesome and funny XD

Thank you for pointing everything out and doing the reviews, it was awesome to hear about :3

[jrmmf]

I read through your entire BD review. :D You're effin' hysterical.

[hennaluv]

i love emmett, but i think i love u even more LMFAO?!!

[MusicLoveLaughter]

where did some of your reviews go?

it said you took tem off, which kinda sucks, i was looking forward to watching it.

all in all, this review was pretty awesome, it opened my eyes to a lot of things i wouldnt have noticed otherwise. :)

[chelslynn08]

SUFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.

this was definitely worth the length.

entertained me the whole way through.

i agree wholeheartedly with everything you said.

[bubbles3729]

great review, so many things i didn't notice.

[rachelsuze]

This was great! All parts were amazing. I was laughing so hard too. Everything that I have thought about Breaking Dawn has now been confirmed. When I read all of the other three books, it had only taken me a few days on each. But when I got to BD, I was like 'Why is this taking me so long to finish?' and I basically made myself put the conclusion in my head that I just didn't want the saga to end. But now that I have watched this, I now know the full reason, that this book was too bad to finish.

[Muslimah33]

you're awesome!

[NiWriRanMo]

Thank you, Tech!! This was one of the best reviews ever!! No doubt.

[breakups]

I loved this! Made me laugh so hard. <3

[Uchinari]

Wow.

I loved this review, all 12 parts of it.

When I was watching it I just kept thinking,

"Everything that was just infuriating me about Breaking Dawn all makes sense now."

Because reading BD I was just mad, I kept thinking "What the crap is this? This can't be the same author who wrote Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse"

But you explained in full detail what was bugging me about the book. Which was pretty much everything.

Thanks! I'm showing this to all my heartbroken, disappointed friends!!!

[arceus9797]

i've been told i look like Emmet.

I'm thinking of being him for Holloween.

But they say i need to have pillows in my arms. Apparently, i'm not as MUSCLE-LISCIOUS as Emmet. =]

[secreteagent2]

I really want to read some of your writing work and really want you to read mine becouse you really know what your talking about and make a good analysis of writing.

Your rlly funny

[VamptasticFan]

god when you talk about emmett on this for everything!

i love him so much! ha

[VamptasticFan]

ha i love your intake on emmett with the rice!

pew pew pew pew pew

[WOWretardedfriends]

amazingg review. You took the words right out of my mouth.

[flawlessxangel]

Do you have those awards written down somewhere? I would love to have the list if there on one, because they were simply amazing and hilarious

[Beatriz1502]

Emmett was hilarious in that book, made the boring bits durable lol...

Scares ARE sexy... Jasper *drools*

Jacob getting food in Rosalie's hair... best bickering scene EVER!!

[Celestialheiress]

I cried at the end of ch. 4...it was so freakin sad...otherwise no real emotion for the book itself. SH I guess.

[Animorpha1]

lmao! i love your rice, emmett thing XD i love him 2

[Ash962008]

i friken love your reviews!

u are AWSOME!

[DoOrHiNgExOrAnGe]

BRAVOO!!! well done!!

[vizzieduck33]

Emmett <333

Jasper most definitely is a BAMF! :]

FIDO! woooooooo!!!

[shalyssa2216]

hahaha AGREED!

emmett = a different brand of amazing.

jasper = come over here right now, you scarred up sexy ass...

and rosalie v jake = priceless.

[xuzumakixrasenganx]

LOLZ

Emmett = love

One of the good things about BD.

[StrawberryFanatic902]

I enjoyed you review SOOOO much! And you have made me see the light. No but seriously, before I couldnt understand what everyone was freaking out over. Now I understand. I realized that I missed a lot of the things you mentioned. Plus I had like no idea what fan fiction was.

[Fortunefaded01]

I did enjoy your review. We share the same opinion in many aspects.

[bladeofgrass2234]

emmett cracks me up to no end.

and i felt super bad for how she just kind of pushed jasper and pretty much all the other cool characters aside.

but i'm still unclear on what a Mary Sue is.

can someone explain it to me please?

and Tech, you are awesome. i lov eyou.

[kaybabe254]

A Mary Sue is mostly a fanfiction-y kind of term. It's a character (usually female) who is very unique in appearance and has amazing powers if the story calls for the supernatural. Basically, it's a character who's almost too perfect, sometimes kind of catty, but their uniqueness is what draws you into them. Mary Sue's are usually made by authors with qualities that manipulate readers into liking them. They're so perfect and different in appearance that you tend to forget how annoying they are.

[bladeofgrass2234]

thank you SO much.

i understand it so much better now.

:]

[kaybabe254]

Haha of course. ^_^

This review was orgasmic, by the way.

XD

[xoeibhlin]

i agreee. loll

emmett and jasper = <3

[ElysianDreamer]

It may have taken you all day to make these vids (and I'm glad you did) but I am regretting the fact that it's taken me all night to watch them. Why am I such a sucker for wellthought arguments and freeflowing ideas that I might not even agree with? Why must I stay up to finish them all? Why did my friend have to send the links to me NOW?(well, several hours ago...) I need to go to bed.

[Jennedee]

hahaha, Tech, you make my entire life. It's so funny to hear you rant about the total crap in breaking dawn. thanks for such an amazing review.

[blahihatemice]

He IS a bamf!!!

[malihaha01]

BESR REVIEW EVARR! :D

hahaha.. BAMF.

i commented on pretty much parts 1-11 soo.. to sum up:

i agree with you completely. :)

happy ranting!

[sccrfootbsk]

haha... i watched from Beginning to end....

URZ AND MINE OPINIONS... totally the same

jasper... BAMP (so glad you know Cook)

Emmett... best big bro ever

FIDO.... haha (♥ Jacob)

[UniqueFang11]

THANKIES VERY MUCH TECH!!! :) i greatly enjoyed your review, it was sooo worth the wait. it contained many lulz. *standing O*

[princesskiki147]

OMG I THOUGHT THE EXACT SAME THING ABOUT EMMET IN THE BOOK-lmfao stretch marks

[jaci1017]

YOU.ARE.AWESOME.

[prettyinpunk4]

That petition is rediculous. i feel ashamed to ever be offiliated with those who have actually felt it necessary to insult one person so thouroughly just for finishing her own story. even if u did hate the book like nothing u've ever hated before. it was just malicious, immature and...i just feel horrible...

[kiikat]

enjoyed your review!

thx for sharing, seriously

i really valued ur opinions

humour, honesty, research/knowing what ur talkin about

=D !!!!!!!

[Santiislovee]

LAUGHOUTLOUD at Maca513.

Seriously?

Seriously.

Who DIDNT get that joke?

Sorry.

[cherrynoel2]

Thank you SO much for this review. I can't make myself read reviews that say all this stuff without joking around and stuff, because it's boring and annoying. This was absolutely wonderful (even if I don't agree with everything)

=]

[cassey63]

Thank you so much for taking the time to do a realy extensive review! I think you are hilarious and it is great to hear from a fresh perspective about BD. Thanks!!

[maca513]

i agree with all the emmett awards and everything.

but i still didnt get the joke he said when charie was there "at least someone scores arounf here" (i think thats wat he said i dont have my book with me) but can u or someone explain that to me?

[xRockStarx13]

hehe.

Emmett is awesome :)

he made me laugh too.

it was SO adorable when he danced with Bella.

[TwilightAk93]

Emmett's awesome.

:)

[SweetxBunny]

So worth watching. Thanks tech. I don't even care about Bailey's review anymore. lol. You basically said everything. But I love Bailey still.

[Tattergirl34]

Emmett is my FAVORITE!

[TheTinGirl]

HAhaha. I did the SAME thing when I read the rice thing. I just started cracking up.

[talladesesperada]

Where's Bailey???

Just a question

[xoshoesxo6]

I love Emmett, and thank you for giving us like a....whole day review, because there are only a few in depth reviews out there, and you really made me be more open minded about the book. I sort of liked it (and I still kind of do), but you gave me a very different perspective, and...thank you.

[AmazingNadia]

Emmet and Seth are my favorite!!!

[KAYoLEE]

your descrpition of the rice thing made me laugh so hard XD

[alisonface92]

haha emmett made me laugh too. I love him!

[AcTuaLxReaLiTy22]

Your review=pure, amazing ownage. Thanks, that's all I gotta say at this point. ;D

[twilightfanaddict]

EMMETT IS FREAKIN AWESOME!!!!!

yes, i thought the exact same thing bout Jasper. with the whole scars thing. oh well, he's still sexy. i want me some jasper.

[kelespo]

lol you're awesome, great review!

[queenofconfusion]

I loveeed BD, i know people are allowed their own opinions and im not slating that, im just saying, i dont understand why some people are soo against it i LOVED it!!

[mangasquirrel]

Hence your username...

[vAnEsSaFaN001]

I agree!

[obsessedme14]

wow ur great i might just be going under peer pressure and feel obligated to agree with you but most of these points are actually true and the way you present them make me luahg out loud anyways yea emmett is the best older brother ever! hahahah cocoa butter! and uhhh cardboard cutouts! lol oh yea and jasper with scars uuuuuuhhhh NO! hes still the hot sexy BAMF that he was in the last books!

we <3 u tech!

[xFLABADOOBAAHx]

I absolutely loved your review -- I admit, the first time I read BD, I didn't love it, but I liked it a lot. Then I read it again and it was like 'Hey...this is bad...' the holes in the plot just got bigger and bigger every time I leafed through. And after watching your review, I found myself agreeing with mostly everything you said. You pointed out so many things that I hadn't thought about before. So it's safe to say I'm not a BD hater, nor a lover.

Great job with this Tech!

[EdwardrulzJacobsucks]

SO GOOD LOL he is a bamf good edward points LMFAO through da whole thing GREAT JOB

[xxproudbrunettexx]

Emmett is love. He's my favorite character and I'm glad that in BD he had more than like 5 lines. But still BD was pretty bad...-shakes head- if it was suppose to be two books and they would have been better if they were two (at least written better), I would have waited the extra year for the book

[GiraffeWithStripes]

i'm so sad your BD review is done :[[ it was SOO hilarious, and brought up lots of good points. i realized some things i didn't notice before about the book, like the epic fail of it all XDD

never stop making reviews :]]

[igrivea]

YOU CRACK ME UP!seriously!hahaaha..you're epic.i've got one question though.you mentioned that you were somewhat dissapointed in the deathly hallows.i would love to know your opinion on that.so if you have done a video on another channel of yours about it give me the link.love ya!

[SoILoveCheese2011]

The suck of this book makes me want to start making videos. Jesus just so much fail and so little time

[theocfangurl]

Love ya Tech! Su-Fi!!!

[unoriginallywitty]

XD That's how I imagined Emmett's 'rice gun' too.

Aww, Tech. Thanks for this- it was awesome and I laughed my head off.

[beibeegirl]

You're awesome! one of my fave ppl on youtube. and your review is the best ever :D

three thumbs up

[PenguinsLovelyEC]

Poor Jacob!

Haha! Cocoa Butter!

Emment sex jokes,hilarious.

WOO! Dane Cook!

<3-Britt

[iLiveTwilight]

hahahhahhahaaaaa yeahh emmett became my secret lover after BD.

hahaaa sexy scars.

jasper ISSSS a bamf

oh and i did imagine the same thing with emmett at the wedding lol. and his dirty jokes made me, like, cryy.

[purpleinfo]

D= Aww I wanted more. lol. Thanks for this it was freakin awesome! I am sending all of it to my friends, just to piss them off since they loved the book so damn much. xD

[nikkio3000]

great i did enjoy the review but get some rest u had an epic emmett/jasper fangirl meltdown lol. Emmett really came off as a big, crass, frat boy with the inappropriate cracks and wrestling etc. def. was annoying as frat boys are...so i guess that's what steph was going for......ah...k

[misslaura317]

Aww. Last BD review. They were all GREAT. XD Loved the continuation of the awards. Thanks so much for taking the time to film this all day (wow) and put it up! Really appreciate it. Always enjoy what you have to say! :)

[mione134]

absolutely epic review.

[ispyyous]

this review is amazing :)

[switi49]

hey..

thnx for the reviews

and bout those spunk ransom pics BD review >in the side

i dunno if its my comp. but the links doesnt work

[StephtheStar08]

ahhh yayyyyy you're my favorite :)

[KiperaMarilynMeadows]

Haha! I love Emmett! Machine gun rice throwing! :)

[EclipsedMidnight]

Your reviews were awesome. and...Haha you like dane cook. Your awesome tech. I can't believe I don't know you personally.

[darkbella1552]

awesome review :)

[InkMistress]

Great and highly entertaining review! I appreciate that you spoke your mind, even knowing that there are seriously rabid and deluded fans out there who are willing to defend and worship the apocalyptic failure that is Breaking Dawn.

[xlovelystarzx]

awesome awesome awesome review :D :D :D :D :D

[chocolatemariela]

awesomenessssssss :)

muahahahaha i totally love everything u have to say cus ur sooo effing right :)))

[YourDownfall01]

Great review! I loved all of your points.

Much appreciated

[ILUBBJB22]

i love Emmett too! damn, yur review was so awesome!!

[wormtail]

i just signed the petition. i hope it changes something.....maybe she would write another book? or release more midnigh sun chapters from all the guilt she SHOULD feel?

[lillulu1]

I loved your BD review :D you said everything that I was thinking and I hope that Steph see's this and decides to rewrite BD! Your totally my hero!

[PaolaQQ]

I loved your review!!!

god ur awesome! bailey better step up lol jk =P

I wonder what bailey will do for hers...

anyhoo keep it up tech!

p.s. lol about dane cook

[Ssssophiie]

omg i was so mad when she said that stuff about jasper!

i was like, STFU HES AMAZING

[ladymimi101]

jeez i LOVED your review. It was worth the long wait. THANK YOU, you made my day(s)

[KaileeA42]

I loved your BD review. You're one of my fav Youtubers now, tech. And one of the funniest. You win the award for best Hilarious Random Rantings! I felt the same way about BD. Also, I think the random vamps that come in to help them r really interesting, but we don't get to find out about them, pfft. And Emmett and Jasper are awesome.

[jessica6343]

amazing review.

[nikkio3000]

hooray a petition gorgeous im there lol

[Lethalips]

That was awesome and interesting and I want more, why has it ended so soon? even though that was like an entire movie, i want more

[twihardtaylor]

Emmett was epic.

I've loved him the whole series, and this book just "Exapanded my heart to twice it's size" for him. <3

[couchpotatoestv]

lol

[TheTwipires101]

haha I also love Emmett-

Andrea

[SenseCoalition]

I absolutely adore you.