How to Throw a Tea Party : Making Cucumber Sandwiches: Part 1

[metamaterial]

I... wow. Learning not to look at the comments section is a slow, painful process. This is the first half of a how-to. The fact that the host is pretty seems to draw the wrong kind of commenter here.

[pokeloveracjnjonas]

It's nice to see hate comments on a simple video, it completely brightens anyone's day. Why act like the better man if you can only resort to insults?

[futuristfood]

oh please/. how-to videos by people who clearly don't.

[iheart3elvis]

hey she's Betty from "How I Met Your Mother"!!

[WilliamGruff]

@lolaposen: What an ugly creature you are, and sadly all too typical of the modern female. Your parents and teachers have failed you. Your mother should have given you some lessons in manners and deportment and other feminine arts, but then perhaps she was as ignorant as you, and your father should have given you some good hard smacks. A few sharp slaps across the face would certainly effect an improvement in your demeanour.

You're clearly of no use to yourself or society.

[WilliamGruff]

A skill now lost that English, and other British, housewives had, and I'm sure American housewives also, was the buttering and slicing of very thin slices of bread. The crust was cut from the end of a sandwich loaf, the loaf then held firmly next the breast, cut end uppermost, and thinly buttered with no more than three strokes. A perfect wafer thin slice was then taken off, cutting towards the body, the procedure repeated as necessary. Sadly, now a lost feminine accomplishment.

[genxvoice24]

She's Cute!

[WilliamGruff]

@genxvoice24: She is indeed. Very pretty and appealing.

[EjkoUSC]

who the fuck put those words allover? Retarded. she didnt show how to make the sandwhich either. just how to slice a cucumber. thanks whore!

[Ranie9393]

@EjkoUSC

There's a part two. Look under the suggestions.

[WilliamGruff]

@EjkoUSC

There was no need for that.

[amesguy515]

Move the fucking words.

[itsssannie]

is there a difference on the outcome of using a V-shaped slicer and a regular slicer??

[qtcat95]

why would you eat it on its own your not a rabbit?

[DanReborn]

cucumber on its own?? thats crazy! It should always be tuna and cucmber

[BookishBirdy]

I'm going to make these for a class party.

[greenleafslove]

Mandolins has straight, horizontal blades. V slicers have v shaped blades.

[androc75]

Aha! Not so innocent looking are ya, missy? I detected the slight wink and smile you gave when mentioning 'Bone-dry' at around 1:06 : )

[Animelover92997]

no

i think she just blinked

[gogoutube]

what about bone dry if she did in fact wink? that's like saying "cut the cucumbers very thin *wink*".

[jayneee49]

Who told you that we eat "cuecumber sandwiches"? The Queens the only one known for that my dear! Also cuecumber sandwiches would not be very filling for the average "Brit"and we also do not eat cranberry scones,,we eat currant scones or plain scones with butter and jam!! Now and again we have cheese scones,,American scones different from our,,they look like "cakes"

[bozo1047]

well actually i am not trien to be mean but cucumber sandwiches are good u should try them they r really good i thought they would be bad at first but then i went hoggg wild on them

[dking2022]

your pretty i mean hot

[famousfive30]

i thought tea partys where very english?!

[shoobedoorocketship]

they are, so this is following the english tradition

[Serenityizme]

Nice anymore ideal's

[jeanblaaa]

BGLigs

[jeanblaaa]

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