You Can't Milk a Hornet

[urielwirthful]

we found this huge hornet when we were at the greene here in Dayton. It was about half the size of my pointer finger. fricken huge!!

[istarzgirl]

lol ur blogs r weird but funny usually i listen to live blogs but if they are good blogs i like them recorded to watch l8tr and what editing sdoftware do you use?

[jechavaproductions]

You are the funniest guy on youtube!

[sign543]

Ugh, you are going back to these very long first videos of me doing this goofy rants. This is PAINFUL to watch!! But, thank you. :)

[HappyUnhappyBHappy]

It frightens me to think that you are still here.

LOOOoOL SO FUUNNNYYY!

Not funny!

no seriously its funny

:D

[copanameri]

lol blood thats funny hahahahaah love that vid too :)

[HappyUnhappyBHappy]

Not funny!

LOL

:D

[iHATEsouljaboy509]

You talk like Chris Crocker

[patiencepoet]

LOL! "I think we're going to need a bigger boat! 5 STARS!

[Cyclonis]

to wonder across a jewel as this is fantastic , and thanks from my computer for making me cover it with soda , at the part "We need a bigger boat" almost had the milk out the nose scene! Brilliant as always

[Karazona140]

Silence of the Lambs sounds like it would be an excellent choose for Pearl! What's cuter than little lambs? I've also heard that Jodi Fester is grat with children, so it's a sure hit!!! :-)

[Tuxster3]

LOL!

[badgirlchaoss]

Allison huh? Isnt it coincidental? mine's too..my friends call me Ally in short.

[snowlaptop]

We were troopers xD Omg rotflmbo!

[snowlaptop]

I saw Jaws when I was 7 and I didn't get what was so scary.

[RawVeganBabyBoomer]

rabbit froo froo !!! WOW ! haven't heard that in forever :)

[princeofdarkness34]

i thought it would be funny and it kinda was but it hurt like shit

[princeofdarkness34]

u no wut time i pushed over a bee hive in my underpants and ran like a lunatic i got stung soo bad p.s. i got it on video rofl

[sign543]

Wow, you should put that up!

[windbreeze07]

Your just one funny ass dude! ( Hugs)

P.S. I didn't get hurt on this one! LOL!

[sign543]

Hey, that's a good thing!!! :)

[princeofdarkness34]

hehheh ur funny dude ur funny dont change dude dont change and silence of the lambs is a horror movie man hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­!!!!!!!!!

[sign543]

THANK YOU!!

[cooksterz]

HAHAH...buzzzz.. that must of been sweet milk!! that kid should just toughen up!! LMAO

[Sikosm]

Silence of the lambs and animal house!?!?!?!!?! OMG! and Jodie FEster? lol

"I think we're gonna need a bigger boat"

[sign543]

Aw, thank you!!!!!!!! :)

[Sikosm]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA i saw that "blood video" ages ago - it was HILARIOUS!!!

"blooduh, blooduh.. not funny, not funeeee!!!"

great impersonation!

[DocKnows]

Dude, you need your own kid's TV show. You always crack me up. lol so hard I having trouble typing. Your very funny, I love it...Doc

[sign543]

Wow, thank you!! I think people keep their kids away from me. *laugh*

[deigie]

another great one!

[sign543]

Aw, thanks!! :)

[2cool02]

OH MY GOSH!!! when you did that B-LOOD imitation, you had my whole family histerical laughing. We saw that video and we were cried from laughin so hard. You need your own reality show lol.

[sign543]

I love that video!! I had to do a parody imitation. THANK YOU!!! :)

[sandyk71]

(finding the little hornet teets) LMAO!! Your so funny!!! I just love you!!

[sign543]

Haha, thanks!!! ;)

[mrcan70]

You are so funny... Luv your vids

[sign543]

Thank you!

[moomay11649]

Oh you're good.  Will you watch my grandkids for me?

Moomay

[glumbumbleofsweden]

"might seem a bit extreme to some but whatever"

You made my day haha XD

And omg silence of the lambs...XD That's such a creepy movie XD

[Daliwolf]

Blooooood! Nah Funneh!!!!! Baby Blooood!  NAH FUNNEH!!!! Great Vid hon!

[sign543]

Haha, thanks! Love that kids video. Love it!! :)

[mysteryglo]

You always make me laugh! Where do you come up with this stuff? Love it!! :D xo

[sign543]

Thank you!! :) *hugs* Your comments mean a lot. :)

[hillbillygill99]

5 stars, yeah the exorcist, never been quite the same, I saw it when I was 12, the most recent movie I admit I had to leave the bathroom light on afterwards was, an american haunting,with sissy spacek, man that was just spooky and relentlessly scary, tc :)

[sign543]

That was scary! Last two films that scared the bejeezus outa me: House on Haunted Hill and The Blair Witch Project. *shudders*

[Perroquet51]

LOL, this ended way too soon!

[sign543]

Haha, thanks!

[StephStance]

Damn!!! your too good at this!!!

[sign543]

Thank you!!

[Simmian7]

Little Bunny FuFu.. and ack..no pot!! i so totally knew what vid you parodied with the Blood/Not Funny. and yeah, i pee too when i see you..but that's cuz i'm laughin so hard..but..that was prolly a buch much TMI for you...

*S7*

[sign543]

*Giggles* You are too cute.

[SimplyMelissa101]

lmao another great video.. when you're saying 'blood' your voice sounds like gus gus on cinderella!!!!!!!!!!!

[sign543]

Haha, I love those mice on Cinderella! I may have to incorporate that into one of my vids!! Look for it! "Cinderelly cinderelly!" HAHA!! I'm SO doing that!

[SimplyMelissa101]

lmaoo oh my god I can already hear you saying that!!!

[Blinkazoid]

Another funny vid:) I'm sure you've been told this before but you remind me a little of another YouTuber named LukettyLWillie.

[sign543]

I love LukettylWillie!! He's a total crack up!

[lolaknows]

Gold fish - the actual fish or the crackers?

[sign543]

The crackers, of course!! :)

[ChristopherMast]

BlooooooD

[Dreamland28sMom]

OMG Silence of the Lambs.........LMAO

[sign543]

*Laugh* Well, what did I know??

[adnerb924]

I just hope you NEVER get to meet my kids! jajjajajaja

[sign543]

*HAHA* Don't worry...they always bounce back! :)

[IAGuy06]

They like animals? Should have gotten Gremlins... Gizmo is so cute. :)

[whitnehhh]

lmao @ gold fish. you crack me up. great video :D

[sign543]

THANK YOU!! ;)

[poopslingingmonkey]

Man, I love your style...I've not seen it anywhere else on YouTube. For a sports movie, I'd recomment "Series 7: The Contenders". It's more about competition than traditional sports, but I think you two would like it. For an animal movie, I'd go for "Animal Factory". I didn't watch it, but it's probably funny. For an exercise movie, I hear "Marathon Man" is a good choice. :)

[sign543]

Are these YouTube vids??

[poopslingingmonkey]

No. Series 7 is a B film set in the near future when reality TV goes to an extreme. Strangers are chosen randomly to play a last-man-standing game of kill or be killed. Brilliant, but not for everyone. Animal Factory is a not-very-remarkable prison movie from Steve Buscemi. Good though. Marathon Man with Dustin Hoffman is about an ex-Nazi guy and a bunch of diamonds. None of these are appropriate for children.

[Bostorican1969]

lol,,Nice to see you Tony,,,

[sign543]

Thanks, my friend!

[volleyballguru10]

haha! ur sooo friggin awesome!...and u always hve new vids! =D

[billybigun64]

just fricking awesome.....

[sign543]

Thanks, buddy. :)

[Maxxie753]

You are funny! Have you been watching reruns of Vicar of Dibley on PBS? I won't tell! It's still funny anyway ;)

[sign543]

Never heard of it! :)

[dunlapgal]

LOL I think I missed one of your videos. Send them to me when you upload them so I don't miss a single one, please?

[sign543]

Hmm! I could post a bulletin, but I usually get so many bulletins, I hate to make them. *laugh*

[trillian57]

It is always a positive sign when kids don't pee themselves when they see you. There may be hope for you yet. Blood!

[sign543]

Yeah, I seem to impact a lot of people. Especially in my car. (writes that one down for a video)

[Daanando]

I'm petitioning the "Western Apicultural Society" to have your dad stripped of his beekeeping award(s). Hornets on a BEEkeeping farm? For shame.

[Daanando]

PS I think you're one of the funniest guys on Youtube.

[sign543]

You ROCK!! Thank you! :)

[twish1999]

Jodie Fester! LOL! LOL! You are amazing! Didn't i say that already? Ok you are still amazing! xxx hugs xxx

[sign543]

Aw, my Twish! Thank you!!!! *hugs*

[jensing127]

OMG 2 in a row.543 is in da house!!!I know I've said it before but...U crack me up!

[sign543]

Haha, thanks...HAVING FUN!!