Guys they are right. The banana is proof of god. If you look at the curve of the banana and the gentle ridges, you see that it is perfect for anal penetration- the curve for hitting the prostate, and the ridges for extra anal stimulation. It curves into the anus, as God intended. If you look at the top of the banana you see it has a tab, much like anal beads, for ease of retrieval.
Once you're done, it is a snack intended to replace calories lost from cumming your arse off. Ain't God Swell!
I wouldn't call it an 'atheist nightmare' more like a porn fluffer tool. Does that mean that all human food should be shaped like a penis, according to god's big plan?
You can tell how stupid the human race is based on people who believe this and in what this guy says, it would be equivalent to me claiming apples were made by the devil for not having self peeling properties and you idiots believing me. Which unfortunately it seems tons of people are willing to believe in the most retarded ass things possible. Anyways no religion is right, and they all fail at proving their god is real (this guys being the dumbest reason for a god existing I have ever heard.)
Dicks and Boobs lmao, tree branches, small rocks, dead animals, certain bones used for clubbing. Oh this only pertains to edibles oops, seeing that they aren't holding rocks n sticks in their hands claiming a god exists because they fit so perfect. God must not have created watermelons? They dont fit in your hand it must have been the devil on that one, and pumpkins. OH I'm sorry but you are fucking stupid for taking 1 item and ignoring 1000s of others who do not apply to your idiotic theory.
does anyone notice how your fucking hands fit around everything even a on a remote control for your tv perfectly, (it was intelligently designed by god of course.) Here's some other items you may think god created, just because they fit in your hand. (Ice cream cones, microphones, telephones, bic lighters, candles, bike handlebars, steering wheels, and even the mouse on your pc. (I could go on forever, and because I know they will say everything in my list is man-made, here's more that aren't.
I'm wondering : should I like the video because it's hilarously stupid or should I dislike the video because the guy actually sounds serious ? According to the video likes and dislikes, I'm not the only one who hesitates.
They'res a point at the top for ease of entry, and it's the perfect shape for the human mouth. Also since god apparently doesn't like gays it seems your fucked dude.
Face à de telles preuves comment ne pas douter que Dieu a créer la banane pour l'humain ? Malheureusement M. Comfort ne s'est pas posé les bonnes questions : Pourquoi la forme correspondrait plus à l'être humain qu'à un singe ou toute bestiole à mains ? Pourquoi Dieu, dans son infini sagesse, n'a pas eu l'idée d'appliquer son système de couleur sur les noix de coco ? Même chose, pourquoi ne pas mettre un système d'ouverture facile sur plein d'autres fruits relous ?
The only problem is that bananas were developed by men by artificial selection of wild bananas which are nowhere like the ones this guy use, and not by God.
1st off, bananas benefit from animals eating it due to seed dispersal, since bananas come from tropical areas where primates are abundant, the two species had a good chance of co-evolving. 2ndly the banana that the man held was a domesticated banana, which man created. :D
We have been lied to over the years, not only by Governments but by religious leaders, who have preached so many lies that are not even in Scripture and lead many on the path to destruction. You might want to visit a site that is in my user name which is 2besaved dot com.There is a great audio there that will shock you and you will come away asking many questions. Thanks Jane
Man probably sexually experimented with the banana (correction: whatever the banancestor was at the time) for thousands of years BEFORE figuring out he could eat it. :)
Someone should really show these fruitcakes what a wild, undomesticated banana looks like. The modern "banana" only looks and is shaped the way it is because WE HUMANS cultivated them to be so over the years. So this "Atheist Nightmare" is actually concrete evidence for evolution...
Has got to be one of the most epic examples of how stupid religion can make people. Lol, at least not everyone is dumb enough to follow religion. Thank go- I mean thank human capacity of thought for that.
"the content dont squirt in your face" I know something would...LMAO the banana he used here is genetically engineered through the knowledge of science.
Dear God, why won't you let me eat this delicious cow? It keeps running away from me when I go near it, and when I got close enough to take a bite, not only was it raw, but it kicked me in the face! Why couldn't you make it more like the banana? What? We made that? Your original banana was almost innedible? God, you asshole :l
So God really has a problem with : Cactus pear, Daturas, Watermelons, Coconuts, Papayas...and don't let me get started with other kinds of food, like rockfish
Wouldn't it make more sense if we said that bcuz the banana happenned to be so easy to manipulate and eat, then u have the habit of eating it ?(and so do chimps)
The yellow sweet banana is a MUTANT strain of the cooking banana, discovered in 1836 by Jamaican Jean Francois Poujot, who found one of the banana trees on his plantation was bearing yellow fruit rather than green or red. These bananas are sterile and cannot reproduce without human intervention, had Jean Francois Poujot not noticed them this new species would never have survived. Its ironic that it is being used by creationists as it far mor relevent on an evolutionists side. look it up its fact
@jam63112 The hand was made in order to easly pick up and manipulate objects, bananas just happened to be the right size and shape, so that's why we eat them. If bananas were pyramid-shaped with tiny spikes, even if it was delicious and nutritive, it wouldn't be popular at all.
@rolingpingu Actually, no naturally growing banana is shaped like that as far as I know. The bananas we eat were basically created by man through cultivation.
@evilemperordude Well, a "wildy" banana is actually what we call a plantain: Barely edible, strong skin, bad tastin and way more straigth than the banana. Though, apes can eat plantain with ease, so yes ur right that the nice curverd banana is the result of cultivation.
@EvolvedSkeptic Hey, damn it, the good book tells me that I'm going to heaven because I sit in a catatonic mental state on a pew for an hour a week, and I deserve competitively priced goods within a five minute drive of my suburban tract home or I'm not an American. Cameron/Palin 2012!
"Notice how the banana i'm holding only looks like this because humans have been domesticating the banana for hundreds upon hundreds of years. You see, bananas came from the plantain, which does not have the same number of ridges, cannot be peeled by hand, and must be cooked to be eaten. Therefore GOD MADE BANANAZ LULZ."
look how a pineaple totaly doesnt fit your hand, look how most of the sane smart people are NOT RELIGIOUS..no no it MUST mean that there dumb rigth..?
OK if anyone wants to take serious talk to another sort of place then this redneck
@mmorgan0678 coconuts were meant to aid in the crushing of the human skull in case of absolute necessity as one person my martial arts teacher told me someone he knew tried to do.
@zabukazar ...and lo' Jesus said onto them 'Curse thine evil pineapples, for they are the work of satan...cos...they really bugger up God's plan to make fruit easy for Ray Comfort'
@zabukazar What about the prickly pear cactus or the pine apple their horribly designed. What about all the animals the are hard as hell to catch. Why even put something on the menu that can run fast then us. God/gods a dick.
You know the banana was made the way it was due to man's constant cultivating. A "wild" banana has seeds and with a different type of flesh. HUMAN FARMING through history created to banana you see today
Lol, so Kirk Cameron just didn't take into consideration that by saying "makes the whole process easier" he just stated that god wants us to be lazy fucks ...?
For all those scoffers, the banana is divine proof of god's creation. The curve is specially made for man's hand (the chimps are just benefitting, luckily for them).
And if this hasn't convinced you, then what do you make of a cucumber? That's the greatest proof that god really cares, isn't that right girls?
@cmk1964 they didn't post this video cause of the god stuff. they posted it because the whole thing comes of as a sexual innuendo. it is funny. but not when i have to explain it to you, then it seems sad because just as much as you dont get it, the guy in the video doesn't get that he seems gay
@Yahwehsninja Obviously you didn't understand my comment. Even if you re-read it a couple of times, it would still elude you. You don't need to explain anything to me, just like I wouldn't waste my time trying to explain your ignorance to you. I know that this is a spoof of the original video. You're sad, yahwehskaratekiddy.
@Yahwehsninja You're ok. Relieved to hear you are not a follower of superstition. We're on the same side. The sooner mankind gets rid of religion, the sooner we can be free. Go well, friend.
@cmk1964 If that is a joke and you don't believe in God, which is what I think but some of these people are incredibly stupid as demonstrated by the video itself, then it is funny. If you're being serious, which I think and hope you're not, then you are a bit messed up in the head and a retard. Either way, it makes me laugh a little bit.
humans made bananass!!.. geneticaly mixing a wild banana.. a hard fruit with uneatable seeds inside.. with a platain.. a green or red fruit similar to a banana but much larger and not sweet at all.
I can't believe people take this shit seriously. I thought Europeans and Australians were known for being more enlightened than Americans. I guess I was wrong about that!
The mere fact he mentions that the banana does not squirt us in the eye, and therefore is a testament to God's greatness, points up the fact that so many other fruits and animals will squirt us in the eye, thereby being a testament to God's ineptitude. If you come up with one edible food among thousands which is so perfectly designed for humans, that says volumes about all these fruits that are NOT.
Ray Comfort, if that IS your real name, even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
This made me laugh. The common yellow banana sold everywhere is not a natural occurrence. It is another product of man-made high yield crops used to sustain the ever growing population of the world. If God had a hand in the making, he merely helped it grow just like every other plant.
Ray is suggesting that men are God. Men selected the traits for the modern banana from a wild form much different from what we see today. So, the color, the tab opener, the shape, and the ripening cues are all creations of mankind. Also, Ray's demonstration of the traits of bananas is a marvelous example of artificial selection, a form of evolutionary change over time. Thanks, Ray!
Those are domesticated bananas that were bred to be like that. Wild bananas look absolutely nothing like that. Yes, the modern banana he has was created, but it was created by man.
The Banana is also perfectly design to put into his own mouth and shut the fuck up and eat the dam thing. Ray Comfort in a broken motor mouth bullshitter, that can't shut up..He Is everybody's, which INCLUDES HIMSELF, worst Nightmare...SHUT THE FUCK UP and go back to your own country
So if I find a bone in a yard, and I decide to kill someone with it, the way that it fits in my hand and is so perfect for bashing someones head in, is proof somehow for the existence of god? o my these pains of mine are growing.
Wow. Someone should probably point out to them that wild bananas are anything but proof that God created the world just for us. Wild bananas are about three inches long and full of huge seeds that are are hard as iron. Take a bite out of one like it's God's easy-to-peel gift made just for you and you'll be lucky if you don't crack a few teeth and then you'll tell god to go frell himself.
Christianity sprang from the Neoplatonists not from the jews. 85% of judaism was plagiarized from the Africans, Egyptians, Babylonians, Assyrians and the Greeks. Code of Hammurabi was posted at gathering places for ages prior to the ten commandments. The bible characters were all based on real egyptians such as Amenemhat>>Abraham, Tutmoses>>Moses and Imhotep>>David. The jews invented those characters in order to make the claim that judaism is the oldest monotheistic religion which is false.
Okay, what about snakes, they have fangs that can penatrate our skin, venom to stop our heart, are they in God's plan as population control? How about parasities? Where to they factor into God's plan...yeesh, talk about stretching things a but.
Also animals that eat fruit help move seeds about in doing so, SO OF COURSE they are going to be user friendly to creatures such as humans..study biology and evolution and this is explained....those people scare me
What about the coconut ? Is that a joke from God ?
What a joker ! Ah-ah-ah !
3rtolito 21 minutes ago
And if the intelligently designed banana still doesn't convince you, there's always Crocoduck!
XMisanthropyPureX 1 week ago
AGAIN THE MAN AS THE CENTRE OF THE UNIVERSE XD WAIT BANANAS ARE OLDER THAN MEN RIGHT?
Angelotube5000 1 month ago
the only thing this guy proved in this video was that we are an advanced evolutionary form of apes
BustaNut0nY0u 1 month ago
....BWAHAHAHAHAHHA! omahgawd...... that was hilarious.
This dude deserves to be on SNL XD
WFSW32 2 months ago
psh! XD
DarkmasterSeshi 2 months ago
84% of the US population are religious....no surprise that they are seen as the stupidest bunch of people in the western world
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This guy totally wishes that banana was a penis.
robotzorro 2 months ago
Come on guys! Don't hate on them. They -like most theists- just love bananas!
SaudiPseudonym 2 months ago
wow.. I never realized how sexual this video was before
Extremefighters 2 months ago
Monkeys eat bananas, too.
cuddi 3 months ago
250 people are going to the dark world!
SenhorBundy 3 months ago
Guys they are right. The banana is proof of god. If you look at the curve of the banana and the gentle ridges, you see that it is perfect for anal penetration- the curve for hitting the prostate, and the ridges for extra anal stimulation. It curves into the anus, as God intended. If you look at the top of the banana you see it has a tab, much like anal beads, for ease of retrieval.
Once you're done, it is a snack intended to replace calories lost from cumming your arse off. Ain't God Swell!
JediCleric 3 months ago
I wouldn't call it an 'atheist nightmare' more like a porn fluffer tool. Does that mean that all human food should be shaped like a penis, according to god's big plan?
rehetbutler 3 months ago
Why does he even mention the wrapper is bio-degradable, as if all the other fruits have wrappers made of plastic and aluminium.
DoubterApe 3 months ago 2
@DoubterApe No place puts wrappers made of aluminium, but in Japan, they actually DO shrink-wrap fruit... It's bizarre.
shmuli9 3 months ago
You can tell how stupid the human race is based on people who believe this and in what this guy says, it would be equivalent to me claiming apples were made by the devil for not having self peeling properties and you idiots believing me. Which unfortunately it seems tons of people are willing to believe in the most retarded ass things possible. Anyways no religion is right, and they all fail at proving their god is real (this guys being the dumbest reason for a god existing I have ever heard.)
killshitallday 3 months ago
Dicks and Boobs lmao, tree branches, small rocks, dead animals, certain bones used for clubbing. Oh this only pertains to edibles oops, seeing that they aren't holding rocks n sticks in their hands claiming a god exists because they fit so perfect. God must not have created watermelons? They dont fit in your hand it must have been the devil on that one, and pumpkins. OH I'm sorry but you are fucking stupid for taking 1 item and ignoring 1000s of others who do not apply to your idiotic theory.
killshitallday 3 months ago
does anyone notice how your fucking hands fit around everything even a on a remote control for your tv perfectly, (it was intelligently designed by god of course.) Here's some other items you may think god created, just because they fit in your hand. (Ice cream cones, microphones, telephones, bic lighters, candles, bike handlebars, steering wheels, and even the mouse on your pc. (I could go on forever, and because I know they will say everything in my list is man-made, here's more that aren't.
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ggulre 4 months ago
I'm wondering : should I like the video because it's hilarously stupid or should I dislike the video because the guy actually sounds serious ? According to the video likes and dislikes, I'm not the only one who hesitates.
KhanSeb 4 months ago
if god didnt existing how do we have all the thing?
hark2e 4 months ago
@hark2e easily the funniest comment in the history of youtube. you are either; A) A genius or B) retarded
johhny3rubs 3 months ago
80% of earths water cannot be used for drinking thanks god
sunscapewings 4 months ago
god these people are fuckin retarded....
americannapalm 4 months ago 15
just the right shape for the human mouth... hmm so is my dick
baseballreg123 5 months ago
its unbelievable how stupid some people can be!....i mean its obvious why our hand fits a bannann ...it's bacause used to be monkeys!
ffirth1 5 months ago
DON'T WASTE MY TIME . GIANFRANCO FRONZI
9493760 5 months ago
Kirk is really turn on with that banana.
islamDick 5 months ago
They'res a point at the top for ease of entry, and it's the perfect shape for the human mouth. Also since god apparently doesn't like gays it seems your fucked dude.
quidnick 6 months ago
So we should only eat fruits that are easy to open ??
petemoffet 6 months ago
what about the fucking pineapple?
randmnumber 6 months ago
sounds legit brah
MeepullStewray 6 months ago
If anything, this proves evolution more than it proves that "god" created it
Kershawchase 6 months ago
Why does this man have funds he can purchase nutrition for?
Bleumange 6 months ago
Face à de telles preuves comment ne pas douter que Dieu a créer la banane pour l'humain ? Malheureusement M. Comfort ne s'est pas posé les bonnes questions : Pourquoi la forme correspondrait plus à l'être humain qu'à un singe ou toute bestiole à mains ? Pourquoi Dieu, dans son infini sagesse, n'a pas eu l'idée d'appliquer son système de couleur sur les noix de coco ? Même chose, pourquoi ne pas mettre un système d'ouverture facile sur plein d'autres fruits relous ?
deemoon304 6 months ago
LOL!! it this for real?
sarleyman 6 months ago
Isn't it amazing how god designed the human hand to fit exactly to the shape of the banana.
pilgrimpater 7 months ago
The only problem is that bananas were developed by men by artificial selection of wild bananas which are nowhere like the ones this guy use, and not by God.
drgilbertourroz 7 months ago 14
@drgilbertourroz and even if that were not true, the obvious alternative is apes.
Bleumange 6 months ago
I hate bananas, does that mean I'm an atheist?
insomniacgabe 7 months ago
1st off, bananas benefit from animals eating it due to seed dispersal, since bananas come from tropical areas where primates are abundant, the two species had a good chance of co-evolving. 2ndly the banana that the man held was a domesticated banana, which man created. :D
Brutaxilos 7 months ago 2
Look at the durian =))
uyenst 7 months ago
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We have been lied to over the years, not only by Governments but by religious leaders, who have preached so many lies that are not even in Scripture and lead many on the path to destruction. You might want to visit a site that is in my user name which is 2besaved dot com.There is a great audio there that will shock you and you will come away asking many questions. Thanks Jane
2besavedcom 7 months ago
Out of all the food in the world, he made one fruit easy to eat. Well, he didn't. Man did.
broadenedvantage 7 months ago
Why are my bananas always curved the wrong way around? Makes them quite difficult to eat.
ivanlagrossemoule 8 months ago
Why are my banans turned the wrong way around? Makes them quite difficult to eat.
ivanlagrossemoule 8 months ago
i love how this proves evolution, primates (including humans) evolved to eat this type of fruit.
i believe in god but also evolution.
claynate 8 months ago
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boy i dont even wanna know what would happen if 'the shmoo' were to find out about this o_O
pufopufu 8 months ago
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pufopufu 8 months ago
How does this explain coconuts?
MatildaLjungberg 8 months ago
Explain the pineapple, Kirk.
Jenn3d93 8 months ago
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
baronerolo 8 months ago
Man probably sexually experimented with the banana (correction: whatever the banancestor was at the time) for thousands of years BEFORE figuring out he could eat it. :)
mphello 8 months ago
Explain this; en . wikipedia . org/wiki/Carambola
CasperBHansen 8 months ago
0:45 cant stop laughing
CupisHomines 9 months ago
Someone should really show these fruitcakes what a wild, undomesticated banana looks like. The modern "banana" only looks and is shaped the way it is because WE HUMANS cultivated them to be so over the years. So this "Atheist Nightmare" is actually concrete evidence for evolution...
Keiichi81 9 months ago
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CIarKent 8 months ago
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@Keiichi81 when Ray Comfort was told that humans made the modern banana, he said that God gave humans the knowledge to do it
*facepalm*
CIarKent 8 months ago
Has got to be one of the most epic examples of how stupid religion can make people. Lol, at least not everyone is dumb enough to follow religion. Thank go- I mean thank human capacity of thought for that.
thecosmos003 9 months ago 3
This is fucking unbelievable. xD
McZeroMedia 10 months ago
hahaha oh you, banana!... classic christian argument, it also prooves that they are so FUCKING dumb
plastkaka 10 months ago
"the content dont squirt in your face" I know something would...LMAO the banana he used here is genetically engineered through the knowledge of science.
PeaceOfTruth 10 months ago
Don't forget that banana is not perfect only for the hand, God is a pervert
narasimah 10 months ago
Soooo then couldn't that be a bi-product of evolution??
dominiquewa 10 months ago
@dominiquewa
It was bred, so don't even bother. Bananas are evidence of evolution.
Quintinohthree 10 months ago
REAL bananas don't look like that, and they aren't even edible.
Donatellangelo 10 months ago
this clip should be mandatory viewing in all schools, everywhere
al3699 10 months ago
Dear God, why won't you let me eat this delicious cow? It keeps running away from me when I go near it, and when I got close enough to take a bite, not only was it raw, but it kicked me in the face! Why couldn't you make it more like the banana? What? We made that? Your original banana was almost innedible? God, you asshole :l
foxmcloud555 10 months ago
So God really has a problem with : Cactus pear, Daturas, Watermelons, Coconuts, Papayas...and don't let me get started with other kinds of food, like rockfish
rolingpingu 11 months ago 2
Wouldn't it make more sense if we said that bcuz the banana happenned to be so easy to manipulate and eat, then u have the habit of eating it ?(and so do chimps)
rolingpingu 11 months ago
After watching this idiocy, how can we believe anything Ray or Kirk say?
bogusnachos 11 months ago 3
Hey Kirk! Here's what your so-called god can do with a banana:
/watch?v=UwZ2cD5b-aY
davidls11 11 months ago
American christians, probably about the least intelligent form of humanity
SuperBeanson 11 months ago 2
Hahahahahahahahah
nenriki86 11 months ago
WHAT DICK HEADS!
marcoticon 11 months ago
NOO NOT THE BANANA! SPARE MEE! *BBBAAWWAGHGGVAAGVWAABHAAGAAAHH*
BendikBS 11 months ago
these guys ability to embarass themselves is fuckin limitless
draxys 11 months ago
The yellow sweet banana is a MUTANT strain of the cooking banana, discovered in 1836 by Jamaican Jean Francois Poujot, who found one of the banana trees on his plantation was bearing yellow fruit rather than green or red. These bananas are sterile and cannot reproduce without human intervention, had Jean Francois Poujot not noticed them this new species would never have survived. Its ironic that it is being used by creationists as it far mor relevent on an evolutionists side. look it up its fact
maffews 1 year ago 2
A POINT AT THE TOP FOR EASE OF ENTRY! LOLOL. God must have also made penises, swords, shovels, hypodermic needles, and DILDOS.
firstnamenavarre 1 year ago
Please cameron. Don;t expect us to believe that is actually going in your... mouth.
Piddyx 1 year ago
So I guess god didn't want us to eat coconuts.
DeadlyRedRing 1 year ago
the hand was made for bananas, not the opposite he switched cause and effect
jam63112 1 year ago
@jam63112 The hand was made in order to easly pick up and manipulate objects, bananas just happened to be the right size and shape, so that's why we eat them. If bananas were pyramid-shaped with tiny spikes, even if it was delicious and nutritive, it wouldn't be popular at all.
rolingpingu 11 months ago
@rolingpingu Actually, no naturally growing banana is shaped like that as far as I know. The bananas we eat were basically created by man through cultivation.
evilemperordude 10 months ago
@evilemperordude Well, a "wildy" banana is actually what we call a plantain: Barely edible, strong skin, bad tastin and way more straigth than the banana. Though, apes can eat plantain with ease, so yes ur right that the nice curverd banana is the result of cultivation.
rolingpingu 10 months ago
WHAT------THE----F**K!!!!!!
thejoker1979666 1 year ago
hahahahahahaha they are idiots
ManUnitedFan2000 1 year ago
@EvolvedSkeptic Hey, damn it, the good book tells me that I'm going to heaven because I sit in a catatonic mental state on a pew for an hour a week, and I deserve competitively priced goods within a five minute drive of my suburban tract home or I'm not an American. Cameron/Palin 2012!
firstnamenavarre 1 year ago
It's chewy?
AceSkepTik 1 year ago
"and the contents don't squirt in your face" I laughed so hard! XD
javonne 1 year ago 2
actually a banana is proof of Evolution, Ali G proved that
Primus2X 1 year ago
And in the next video he talks about coconuts. Man they are easy to eat! ^^
Noxilein2008 1 year ago
The coconut is the creationist's nightmare.
zenqimaster 1 year ago
"Notice how the banana i'm holding only looks like this because humans have been domesticating the banana for hundreds upon hundreds of years. You see, bananas came from the plantain, which does not have the same number of ridges, cannot be peeled by hand, and must be cooked to be eaten. Therefore GOD MADE BANANAZ LULZ."
captmayer94 1 year ago
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but my bananas are all curved AWAY from my face :c
wtflolomgrofl1234 1 year ago
look how a pineaple totaly doesnt fit your hand, look how most of the sane smart people are NOT RELIGIOUS..no no it MUST mean that there dumb rigth..?
OK if anyone wants to take serious talk to another sort of place then this redneck
retards talk i would advice to do so
fullmoonofwhite 1 year ago
haushaushuashuahsuh
Alanf15 1 year ago
everyone does know hes opening the banana wrong, right? upside down, but nice ty
MrREXAW 1 year ago
you could say the same about the penise and anus
sirbestnameever 1 year ago
why would something exist in our reality if it had no use? that is logic. Saying it was created is not necessary.
bloodandbones9 1 year ago
Too bad that banana is genetically altered by humans to look like that...
wartornpanda 1 year ago 23
@wartornpanda Not disagreeing with you, but how did you come up with that?
markuseraccount 5 months ago
LOL...and why does Kirk look at the can as if it's some alien invention or something? Surely you've seen a can of soda Kirk!
andell1 1 year ago 3
LOL. PINEAPPLES ARE THE WORK OF SATAN!!!
insanemagicguy 1 year ago 4
@insanemagicguy not to mention coconuts and artichokes!
mmorgan0678 1 year ago
@mmorgan0678 coconuts were meant to aid in the crushing of the human skull in case of absolute necessity as one person my martial arts teacher told me someone he knew tried to do.
bloodandbones9 1 year ago
notice how Kirk Cameron is really paying attention to his "hands on" demonstration with a smile?
stewiedog01 1 year ago
Yeah. But God really fucked up the coconut.
zabukazar 1 year ago 86
@zabukazar ...and lo' Jesus said onto them 'Curse thine evil pineapples, for they are the work of satan...cos...they really bugger up God's plan to make fruit easy for Ray Comfort'
Simmguy 1 year ago 3
@zabukazar fucking brilliance;>
cruciphile 10 months ago
@zabukazar What about the prickly pear cactus or the pine apple their horribly designed. What about all the animals the are hard as hell to catch. Why even put something on the menu that can run fast then us. God/gods a dick.
Richardisdorky 4 months ago
You know the banana was made the way it was due to man's constant cultivating. A "wild" banana has seeds and with a different type of flesh. HUMAN FARMING through history created to banana you see today
lovleelaura88 1 year ago
This is exact demonstration how stupid religion makes people. We have to get rid of religion, its our best and only hope for advancing as species
I wonder If comfort has ever seen a coconut. That thing must be made by satan or something.
bary1234 1 year ago
Lol, so Kirk Cameron just didn't take into consideration that by saying "makes the whole process easier" he just stated that god wants us to be lazy fucks ...?
Chargersman77 1 year ago
Mr God gave us brains to create the rampent rabit. What a star!
otispepperpot 1 year ago
So the banana is proof that god wants men to be homosexual? Cause that seems to be the meaning here. lol
ASexyChef 1 year ago
Even Kirk is laughing at him!
censortube09 1 year ago 3
For all those scoffers, the banana is divine proof of god's creation. The curve is specially made for man's hand (the chimps are just benefitting, luckily for them).
And if this hasn't convinced you, then what do you make of a cucumber? That's the greatest proof that god really cares, isn't that right girls?
cmk1964 1 year ago 61
@cmk1964 they didn't post this video cause of the god stuff. they posted it because the whole thing comes of as a sexual innuendo. it is funny. but not when i have to explain it to you, then it seems sad because just as much as you dont get it, the guy in the video doesn't get that he seems gay
Yahwehsninja 1 year ago
@Yahwehsninja Obviously you didn't understand my comment. Even if you re-read it a couple of times, it would still elude you. You don't need to explain anything to me, just like I wouldn't waste my time trying to explain your ignorance to you. I know that this is a spoof of the original video. You're sad, yahwehskaratekiddy.
cmk1964 1 year ago
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Yahwehsninja 1 year ago
@cmk1964 holy shit i didn't read all of your 1st comment. I suck at life. lol i will go away now :D
Yahwehsninja 1 year ago
@Yahwehsninja You're ok. Relieved to hear you are not a follower of superstition. We're on the same side. The sooner mankind gets rid of religion, the sooner we can be free. Go well, friend.
cmk1964 1 year ago
@cmk1964 If that is a joke and you don't believe in God, which is what I think but some of these people are incredibly stupid as demonstrated by the video itself, then it is funny. If you're being serious, which I think and hope you're not, then you are a bit messed up in the head and a retard. Either way, it makes me laugh a little bit.
examplechanology 8 months ago
humans made bananass!!.. geneticaly mixing a wild banana.. a hard fruit with uneatable seeds inside.. with a platain.. a green or red fruit similar to a banana but much larger and not sweet at all.
goatneck 1 year ago
They both would be better of just shoving a banana up their ass then letting all this crap come out of their months....
TheBuilder65 1 year ago 2
does anyone else feel like this was very homoerotic , what r u trying to tell us ray .
calamazue1989 1 year ago
what a fucking moron if YOU studied a banana you'd KNOW HUMANS MADE IT!!!
otistheclown 1 year ago
His co-presenter is laughing at every sexual innuendo he makes.
Neil82g 1 year ago
I think this fundie nut job makes the banana a phallic symbol.
gorgeoustxwoman 1 year ago
I can't believe people take this shit seriously. I thought Europeans and Australians were known for being more enlightened than Americans. I guess I was wrong about that!
steelersguy74 1 year ago
@steelersguy74 You get these idiots everywhere sadly.
MrLemex 1 year ago
The mere fact he mentions that the banana does not squirt us in the eye, and therefore is a testament to God's greatness, points up the fact that so many other fruits and animals will squirt us in the eye, thereby being a testament to God's ineptitude. If you come up with one edible food among thousands which is so perfectly designed for humans, that says volumes about all these fruits that are NOT.
Ray Comfort, if that IS your real name, even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
Qermaq 1 year ago
wow... some Christians are pretty retarded... (by some i mean most)
another reason atheism is better than that dumb religion...
dachshundfan 1 year ago
LMAO!!!! hahaha!
javonne 1 year ago
and about the apple hummmm....
mybasketballworld40 1 year ago
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This made me laugh. The common yellow banana sold everywhere is not a natural occurrence. It is another product of man-made high yield crops used to sustain the ever growing population of the world. If God had a hand in the making, he merely helped it grow just like every other plant.
Kanegasi 1 year ago
Funny fact: Man made these banannas. But then man made god too. But it required both a dim witted man and woman to create Kirt.
bfgray 1 year ago 3
WTF???
This guy is a moron.
lardo444 1 year ago
i dont like bananas... god must hate me. :(
Scotty2Hotty395 1 year ago
The Ray Comfort says "And if you try stick the banana in your asshole it fits perfectly AHHH the Greatness God's Creation" :D
UnRhetoricalVideos 1 year ago
This is unbelievably retarded. Take mushrooms, the're tasty, soft, great aroma for Many Dishes, just absolutely perfect.
Yet you pick the wrong one and you DIE.
Thanks God.
toxictits 1 year ago
so ur basing are whole creation on a banana?
daniellaANDari 1 year ago
He is idiot, but cute idiot.
J0EH3AD 1 year ago
Cameron is showing some signs of arousal.
charadester 1 year ago 3
Ray is suggesting that men are God. Men selected the traits for the modern banana from a wild form much different from what we see today. So, the color, the tab opener, the shape, and the ripening cues are all creations of mankind. Also, Ray's demonstration of the traits of bananas is a marvelous example of artificial selection, a form of evolutionary change over time. Thanks, Ray!
charadester 1 year ago
these idiots disprove themsleves and don't even know it. kirk was for sure looking at ray's balls in that clip...he's going to hell now
johhny3rubs 1 year ago
HAAHHHHAAAA what a Tard!
Allanfries 1 year ago
Those are domesticated bananas that were bred to be like that. Wild bananas look absolutely nothing like that. Yes, the modern banana he has was created, but it was created by man.
JebusGrist 1 year ago 2
They really should have looked that up before going off on one shouldn't they? Religion, not just the banana. :P
highonrebellion1 1 year ago
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The Banana is also perfectly design to put into his own mouth and shut the fuck up and eat the dam thing. Ray Comfort in a broken motor mouth bullshitter, that can't shut up..He Is everybody's, which INCLUDES HIMSELF, worst Nightmare...SHUT THE FUCK UP and go back to your own country
joewittstock 1 year ago
So if I find a bone in a yard, and I decide to kill someone with it, the way that it fits in my hand and is so perfect for bashing someones head in, is proof somehow for the existence of god? o my these pains of mine are growing.
VoicelessProductions 1 year ago
At first I thought this is a joke.
Justas923 1 year ago
well at least creationist cant get any stupider than this lol
swimminglikeaquaman 1 year ago
@swimminglikeaquaman "Fundies Say the Darndest Things!"
JebusGrist 1 year ago
@JebusGrist lol
swimminglikeaquaman 1 year ago
The new atheist nightmare is now PENAUT BUTTER... and then they wonder why they can't get it taught in school...
kyagh 1 year ago
That would be Bob Dole sir.
sparkbow 1 year ago
AHAHAH! wow, i didnt know he was an actual christian, this should go in the dictionary as "self-parody"
KevinBradey 1 year ago 2
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
ddoyle11 1 year ago 3
Wow. Someone should probably point out to them that wild bananas are anything but proof that God created the world just for us. Wild bananas are about three inches long and full of huge seeds that are are hard as iron. Take a bite out of one like it's God's easy-to-peel gift made just for you and you'll be lucky if you don't crack a few teeth and then you'll tell god to go frell himself.
ambrosiustranquillus 1 year ago
this is like a scene from monty python. It has references of sucking dick...Also reminds me of ben stiller from dodgeball
roggy12345 1 year ago
Christians really need new materials...this.....well, this is just sad...a banana? Really?
thearcanedevil 1 year ago 3
Why does Kirk look so confused when Ray hands him that soda can? LOL
SirHatchporch 1 year ago
Christianity sprang from the Neoplatonists not from the jews. 85% of judaism was plagiarized from the Africans, Egyptians, Babylonians, Assyrians and the Greeks. Code of Hammurabi was posted at gathering places for ages prior to the ten commandments. The bible characters were all based on real egyptians such as Amenemhat>>Abraham, Tutmoses>>Moses and Imhotep>>David. The jews invented those characters in order to make the claim that judaism is the oldest monotheistic religion which is false.
ForTheArticles 1 year ago
lol funny edit
Animeabe 1 year ago
Also, assuming a 'god" created everything, why is it Kirk Cameron's God? Why can't it be Baal, Thor, Zues, the FSM or any other being man made up?
Calluonitskeptic 1 year ago
Okay, what about snakes, they have fangs that can penatrate our skin, venom to stop our heart, are they in God's plan as population control? How about parasities? Where to they factor into God's plan...yeesh, talk about stretching things a but.
Also animals that eat fruit help move seeds about in doing so, SO OF COURSE they are going to be user friendly to creatures such as humans..study biology and evolution and this is explained....those people scare me
Calluonitskeptic 1 year ago
Kirk has always been open about his Christianity, that video was odd though .
isaveu 1 year ago
replace the word banana with penis in this video, makes it much more entertaining.
notnowchief8 1 year ago 65
@notnowchief8
I think that's better replace the word bananas with PINGAS . lol
Icnon 1 year ago
@Icnon No.
NakedCreep 1 year ago
@NakedCreep
Mah boi , this banana is all the true creationists strive for .
Icnon 1 year ago
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@Icnon Keep trying to be funny.
NakedCreep 1 year ago
@notnowchief8 This "penis" has a nonslip surface! Creation fail!
yallsostoopid 1 year ago
@notnowchief8 I think they have each others penis in their hands.
stevjen1 1 year ago
@notnowchief8 don't try to peel it !
jam63112 1 year ago