Chrome Features - Incognito

[Ironman52398]

This was made for porn users

[NoFatAsiansPlz]

*FAP *FAP *FAP

[Editors4Writers]

I like the harpist in the background. That's classy.

[DrThundercritic]

That incognito is a spy!

[ahmetB0]

the incognito internet web browser is FOR PORN ~~

[xXsecretxXBW]

@ahmetB0 Or chloroform to get rid of a dead 3 year old.

[rayyanputra]

No body can see what you saw online in incognito mode except GOOGLE! Thumbs up!

[plesework]

so incognito mode mean no virus?

[641282565121024]

@plesework No it means nothing gets recorded in browsing history and it auto logs of every website after you close it. You thinking what I'm thinking? (read top comments)

[epicfailnou]

-comment about porn-

[ninjaoninjaoiceninja]

Actually you can still get caught right? , i got caught because my router literally saves anything i do on the internet, so even incognito mode

[smackingdaface]

incognito mode = porn mod just say it lol

[Marloz550]

@smackingdaface there's a wrench button on the top right, click it and find incognito and enjoy your porn :P

[Achintya1010]

How to enable it.....?????

[Veteran94s]

@Achintya1010 hold together ctrl + shift + N

[641282565121024]

@Achintya1010 Ctrl+Shift+N, or go to tools and find it

[TheCheesyProductions]

fastest porn mode ever

[spongeyperson1000]

Watch Porn = Get Busted

Watch Porn in Incongnito = SEXY TIME!!!!

[LinkinParkLPKid]

@spongeyperson1000 Sexy time with 4 exclamation points, really? You couldn't come up with anything more creative than that? You sir are an idiot.

[spongeyperson1000]

@LinkinParkLPKid Could an idiot run a sucessful company by himself and be able to make animations with no help? Go have a look at my Channel I will be posting a new animation soon and check out my website, link at my channel.

[Supsy0]

Watch Porn = Get Busted

Incognito = Let the magic roll!

[leckilive]

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[faeygirl1]

How do you disable this feature?

[TheAlbHunter]

It should be renamed to: Porn window

[Supsy0]

@TheAlbHunter Oh, there goes my joke, wait...everybody is saying it...there!

[xxmigsxx2]

what anti-gravity

[punchmaster123]

Incognito Mode= PORN MODE

[aceallen12]

best porn source=Google

[The1Mickonator]

@googlechrome

does the incognito browser show what you have been on?

[TheJuli1241]

@The1Mickonator noooooooooo

[MrBelgiumrulz]

Incognito = PORN MODE!!!!

[supercool918]

is it me or anyone notices these M's in our comments

[Breadbug240]

Ah, Inprivate for Chrome.

[MarcusM1995]

It's funny how to obviously designed this for watchin porn, when you click on it it says "Check no ones standing behind you XD"

[aceallen12]

Icognito Tab? it makes your pants wet.

[teh5abiking]

Viewing Porn just got better!

[thesumi3wow]

Porn mode.

[losermonster]

Honest question about incognito: I enabled it so that it was the default when I open Chrome but I can't find a way to make that stop. It's super annoying to have to open Chrome then open a new normal window every time. None of my passwords or settings are saved in Incognito.

Every search I do comes up with hundreds or people setting it TO default but no one else seems to want to make it stop.

Help would be appreciated.

[MrBelgiumrulz]

They could've just called it porn mode

[ambidextrality]

Nobody can see what you saw on the internet, except google and the government.

[HappyKebabs]

@ambidextrality but even google or the government cant see what we saw on the internet by using hidemyass :)

[QAlexandar]

or delete history and cookies for 4 - 7 minutes

[harijoel]

icognito mode = porn mode

[dadeXxReachxX12]

@harijoel Haha ikr thats what I was thinking

[MrSimon510]

is there a way to set it to incognito all the time???

[Breadbug240]

Google's Inprivate.

[potatomovies]

yes we get it, you can use it for pron but u don't have to spam the whole comment section!!

[EcasmbNoobje]

More Webhosters have to step over to SSL

[EcasmbNoobje]

except your ISP

[JeremyB796]

@EcasmbNoobje lol ya...

[arttioz]

55555 for porn



[arnotaikuda]

niceee!!! i love you google!

[SOUNDWAVE643]

i am so happy now..........i can watch redtube on a fast browser yyyyyeeeeeeeeeeee

[cartzar]

@DarkSan00 thats what everyone uses it for... LOL

[tweetyaja]

NOT, Peoples still can see your browsing page if you enter incognito mode!

[Casper123666]

@tweetyaja They are talking in past tense: "Nobody can see what you SAW", which means you had already seen it, and therefore is not right here right now. The only way people can see what you SAW is via browser history and cookies, but that's what incognito modes for... :)

[cowplod]

@tweetyaja it says this when you open one Going incognito doesn't affect the behaviour of other people, servers or software. Be wary of:

Websites that collect or share information about you

Internet service providers or employers that track the pages that you visit

Malicious software that tracks your keystrokes in exchange for free smileys

Surveillance by secret agents

People standing behind you

the last one.

as long as you close it though...

[beta331]

There is no way that they didn't have porn in mind whilst creating this.

[TECfan1]

Finally they create a feature for porn lovers. ;)

[Libervurto]

Batman: "hmm there's no trace of web history... a sticky solution on the keyboard... the evidence points to only one suspect..."

Robin: "No! It can't be..."

Batman: "Yes Robin, this is the work of Incognito!"

Robin: "Holy paedophilia Batman!"

[mcoaa]

I think they made the gravity strange to avoid us discussing what incognito mode is for.

[MrThemEe]

How did I know that most of the comments in the video would be: PORN!

[retuy1234]

porn!!

[akabiscuitwaffle]

This is alredy invented its called inprivate browsing and its for windows xp.

[ThEwOtSiT182]

@akabiscuitwaffle actually inprivate browsing came out with windows 7. This has been around much longer

[felipealvarez1982]

the gravity confuses me

[AncientChineseSecret]

Trolls will be Trolls, and the lols are always good!

However, this is a great creative series that abstractly communicates in a very imaginative way the different elements of a product!

Nice going Google Creative Labs!

Also, Fuck Opera.

[metalmanga]

nice for pedo porn :D

[zentarim2]

because everyone will use this for buying jewlery....

[Maric18]

and again a feature that Opera already has

[TheKing75]

@Maric18 @MixesAndStuff @DarkSan00 except from Firefox, I think every browser has a kind of secret browsing

[Nocturnox65]

Internet is for porn, just click and rub your dick!

[StickArenaNow]

I think it's for gift shopping and porn, Lolz.

[InfiniteBlaze93]

"A handy feature for planning surprise gifts and birthdays"

rofl.

[ICExRED]

I dare ANYONE to find a page in these comments that doesn't have the word "Porn" in it.

[inose0101]

so if i pour black liquid on my computer screen, I' in incognito mode?

this world just gets better and better

[dland51]

...or for doing online banking or bill paying on a computer you don't control The comments against incognitio mode are basically the age old ones about privacy: if you aren't doing anything wrong why do you care, what are you worried about? That argument always works for the person using it until someone finds out something THEY don't want known and then it is a PRIVATE matter! No matter who or what privacy is the single most important value and it keeps getting eaten away.

[NathanSwearingen]

can incognito browsing protect history from being recorded on the program CCcleaner?

[ScreamoBaptism]

Everybody knows they put this mode on there for porn, and they're just saying it's for "gift shopping" but we know, we know.

[MrRickPR]

In incongnito mode you get stained, but not with ink.

[watford777]

@MrRickPR PAHAHAHA dude thats dirty

[cdduker]

No amount of incognito browsing will prevent the inevitable sibling or spouse walking in on you mid jerk.

[kamari11694]

@cdduker  thats what panic button's for

[RockHero1127]

i dont even bother using this for porn

[fennecfanatic]

Yes, we all know the Internet is for porn. Thanks a lot, Avenue Q. For the record, this feature is quite useful for surfing the web at work or checking email on a shared computer.

[SuprDrummy23]

i need this so DVDROCKS cant see all the sites i go on at his house

[BakingtheArt]

"A handy feature for planning surprise gifts and birthdays"

moar lyke a handy feature for planning to watch porn and watching porn

[Desgax]

@thca354 i saw that to!

[Desgax]

@DarkSan00 "the internet is really really neat!" "FOR PR0NZ"

[RaptorLlama]

These comments made me lose what little faith I had in humanity.

[hahamikey3]

@RaptorLlama LMFAO, xD

[RouteMask]

99.999999999999999999999999999­99999999999 of people will use this for porn.

[erdalea20]

im not gonna front but i use incognito for porn XD

[elcornetto117]

erm yes... birthday suprises.....

[Baldurpet]

I always check out "private browsing" commercials first because I love seeing how they pretend it's not just for porn.

[2danimm]

Lol Porn Window

[DEMOx77]

finallyyyyyyyy no more clearing history and cookies

[HiddenPwnage117]

A handy feature for planning surprise gifts and birthdays! Lol thats not why 99% of the people will be using this feature for.

[DualShooter]

Ahahaha of course it's made to keep engagement rings secret :D

[Tabby266]

yay no more worrying who sees my furry hent.

[Tyco200]

@Tabby266 Ima with you all the way, bro! ;D

[CUCProductions]

LOL my favorite Google Chrome feature. Great for watching....

[Seanmyster]

Basically the perfect feature for every 11 year old boy.

[robi943]

yey now im 12 from feb woohoo so i dont care

[point6000x]

what you mean?

[ChaoticTrack]

@Seanmyster I'm 11...

[meanberganimation]

this isnt for porn what are you thinking

-Google

[KHMadMan]

@meanberganimation so? alot of people missuse stuff lol

[nicksuxs]

lol this is hilarious, they say

"use it to plan a secret birthday party" yeah right ahhahaha

[chrindal2]

i use it to watch porn like everyone else does

[FoRmOlL]

amen for that !!

[Drunkenpeople]

i think so is it right:

nobody except google can see what you saw online with incognito browsing

come on google is scientology lool

go and search ixquick com

just jokin.. ;)

[triner157]

Instead Of Incongito Browsing It Should Be Really Called Porn Mode! Lol

[ascfdqwe46]

haha you made me LMAO

[myfuckingregistry]

knitted tabs are awesome

[Welocy]

It would be fun if Google really showed what incognito mode was made for.. xD

[NEWCARNET]

insert joke about Chinese Govt. hacking here...

[forillga]

watch?v=ag2onWeZ-S4

[funkthemunkey]

I think the liquid is in pouch which the cables underneath break open as it pulls away from the desk.

[gamrkidd]

@funkthemunkey

I AM SURE that I know how the liquid is poured from that cup. the cup must have a cover inside at the level of the liquid, like a lid inside the middle of the cup, but the secret is that lid is only half, like a semicircle. that inner lid makes a reservoir that holds someliquid whenthe cup is glued to the board. its all opaque so you cantsee the innerlid. NOTICE how thecup istwisted whenits poured on the screen, so it couldflow fromthe openside ofthe innerlid. 0:09 its obvious.

[sexydavestrip]

Yay Paedo Mode! I've waited ages for this!

[superchaotix]

wow I wonder when you turn it on it says "porn mode activated" XD

[mrbeta2500]

aha! look! at 0:03-0:04! look at the glass! it has glue on it! that type of glue that you take off in letters or yellow books. I love to play around with that glue :{D

[NepalmyPride]

I certainly don't want porn sites be recorded in history, but when they got recorded it is easier to find them, in a flick of button. so not so much help from this feature to me.

[iCamEntertainment]

porn.. what else?

[bluesdance]

the internet is for porn

[MRLOL785]

chrome-for basement dwellers.

[Ricard0dude]

lol is that some sort of magnetic liquid?

Everything moves up a bit as he lessens the weight of the glass and there is two lines of black connecting the glass and the table. Perhaps its a combination of magnets, and a rotating table.

Wait the rotating wouldn't work, as the water wouldn't stay.

But the sporadic movement of the two "strings" makes it seem like something fine bridged by magnetics.

Or two strings unraveling.

But the sudden disappearance makes me more inline to the former.

[gamrkidd]

@funkthemunkey

I AM SURE that I know how the liquid is poured from that cup. the cup must have a cover inside at the level of the liquid, like a lid inside the middle of the cup, but the secret is that lid is only half, like a semicircle. that inner lid makes a reservoir that holds someliquid whenthe cup is glued to the board. its all opaque so you cantsee the innerlid. NOTICE how thecup istwisted whenits poured on the screen, so it couldflow fromthe openside ofthe innerlid. 0:09 its obvious.

[Ricard0dude]

It makes sense but those two strange lines and two bumps seem too prominent to be not involved with the setup.

The bumps could either be magnets, or holes where the strings pass through.

How that would work idk.

But yes the lid theory makes more sense...

[gamrkidd]

I dont see bumps, the lines from the bottom of the cup is the trail of GLUE thats stuck to the cup, like someoneelse said here its the glue thats on soft magnets in letters, globs. NOTICE how when he tilts the cup the 'liquid' level doesnt change, because its a hard plastic lid not liquid. LOOK CAREFULLY @ 0:06 the liquid spills from top (closerside) of the cup, doesnt drip from bottom of cup like normal 0:09 rightmost side see the light shine through the uncovered side of the cup painted black

[Ricard0dude]

Oh duh, lol.

Yeah that definitely seems right.

The glues still funny looking... :P

The fact that its in trails are so thin like that is strange.

[hamooode7]

@gamrkidd lol smart dude

[Griff496]

has anyone noticed the gravity?

[Joke612]

porn

[aziliks]

@Joke612 are u stupid

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[Joke612]

@aziliks lol no



[redeyedvillage]

Safari and Firefox already have a feature like that, called Private Browsing.

[thyago81]

pedophiles invented this feature... makes no other sense

[mrbluepax]

PPPPOOOORRRRNNNN

[stazybohorn]

"Nobody can see what you saw online with incognito browsing"

Except google, of course :)

[aHorribleMess]

@stazybohorn Until you erase and pause browsing history. You can also opt-out of double click cookies. It's no different than Myspace, Facebook, Twitter, or anything else.

[stazybohorn]

The last sentence is really an understatement, considering the variety and diversity of tools provided by google that the average person uses online and G's infrastructure.

As for the former opt-in should be the default in general.

"Would you like Google /Facebook /Myspace /Microsoft to track your online life, or would ou rather have to go through clicks and form-fillings each time you visit?"

Anyway, my smiley in the previous message meant to avoid serious discussions.

[LsBaba]

Wonderful. Love it.

[CLOFS]

piornographyyyy

[Diet0r]

PERFECT FOR PORN!

[Glickisrad]

You can see the cut just as he picks up the glass.

[KonstantinUb]

Porn mode! :D

[ClassicIrish]

muhahahhahahaha SHUSH XD

[kennythebassist45]

hell yeah XD

[Goomba141]

"Nobody can see what you saw with incognito browsing" LOL! Nobody can SEE anything!

[Gensuru123]

amazing effect *--*

[CoinInsertion]

Christmas gifts and birthdays?

99% of users will just use it to hide their porn haha :D

[94Bluefire94]

Waait dont forget illegal movie hosting sites ;)

[rockstar8734]

AND PORN :D LOL

[junkyhead]

porn tab

[ledzeppelintsrts]

YAY for Chromes PORN MODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lpstvv]

The ink come from he's hand.

[pwna63]

Alright! There's a command shortcut for it too! Shift-Command-N ! Safari needs this one badly

[pwna63]

How did they do the ink on the glass while it was on its side?

[conorsulli]

pwna63, my guess was the black was a container with ink inside.. like almost two semicircles one side sealed the other not.. as he has to turn his wrist for the ink to fall.

If u pause the video at 0:08 you can see the container is still there after the ink is poured.

:-)

[MixesAndStuff]

Chrome - the most porn friendly browser

[plastiksp00n]

i hink thats what google had in mind... because, truth be told, im sure thats the only USED feature of incognito... PORN!! :D lololol

[Icenova20]

(A handy feature for planning surprise gifts, birthdays, and porn!)

[jefurikun]

LOOL to below comments ~

[sleeepyshadow]

Incognito are for perverts!

[stevensteven327]

the porn tab

[DirtyMidgetStudios]

Use incognito when you watch pr0n.

[lopatamd]

no shit X)

[henkvandervelden]

check how the glass works:D

[Chilloutman33]

Incognito, a.k.a porn-mode