On Spring Time

[mullent169]

STOP YELLING AT ME!!!!!

[ImiHamsterZ]

id love tto lick our mustash it lookss tasty

[TheShotokanWarrior]

obviously they don't know who or what the real Satan is, Hail Satan!!

[Physhi]

Please Dave, post another vidya soon. Your absolute and absurd videos, I miss. Please, please make another video. I've missed your creativity.

[TRENKROM]

He hasn't posted a vid in a while.

[Uraniummoon]

You're fuckin weird dude.

[Managasm]

ColPicklejar is my favorite person on YouTube, by far.

[TheShotokanWarrior]

Hell, YES!

[Colinnnnnnn]

It is no longer Spring it is fucking summer.

[Gooneytoony]

YOU ARE SO AWESOME.

[MRoCLUTCH]

where did u shoot this video at? your mommys basement?! u need to get 5 important things...1.A house of your own. 2.A real fucking job 3.Some pussy 4.A dentist 5.A fuckin life, you gay piece of shit. quit livin in ur little fantasy world homo. ur name is not Lord Picklejar, you faggot. its Mr. Ruthenberg.

[hooliefindangleisham]

huzzah! my bug-eyed liege returns.  what bid'st?

[FatGuyWithACamaroz28]

black bears don't hibernate in florida.

[AlphabetSoooopee]

"Any neighbours that don't de-bark their tree, just consider them...uhh...bad...you know, say shit about them. Anyway, get it? Got it? Good!" HAHAHA!

LOL! I paused it at 0:04 ! Most hilarious freeze everrr!

I LOVE YOU PICKLEJAR!!

[Physhi]

Great news Lord Picklejar, my entire neighborhood is now stripping the bark off their trees. However, due to my lack of funds I have yet to buy a digital camera, but when I do! Expect to see my neighbors stripping the bark off their trees.

[cileskot]

ruthenberg is the shit

[storm808mn]

hell yeah!

I to, like my nature dark and savage!

BLOOD ON THE SNOW!!! (love that part =D )

[AWylie10]

this guy is my student teacher

[AlphabetSoooopee]

That would be so awesome. What does he teach?

[seanmclaren101]

first 4 words ftw

[musicalman813]

airating soil... that is really hard work and it is monotonus

[seanmclaren101]

made ne laugh

[mitsuda]

holy shit it's a viking

[Colinnnnnnn]

I am with you on this I also like winter.

[b4gonzo]

Problem oh Col. Jar. Spring brings ALGERIES! Truly demonic sneezing and snot dripping algeries.

Hail satan!

[TinyDickWilson]

Just how evil would somebody have to be to go and invent springtime...

[sewajermax]

i really do think too much coffee.

[joshboy199]

i don't like pickles, but your ok.

[joecorgi]

What the hell is this nut job talking about?

[paulosham]

Lord Picklejar speaks the truth!

[stefy084]

you're an idiot...

[Managasm]

Subscribed.

[sewajermax]

your elocution is damn near perfect but yet the axioms in your diatribe of royally verbitized verbilaizations lead me to the conclusion that: A) you are insane and should be institutionalized, or B) You just haven't gone fishing enough lately, or C) You really should quit the coffee. j.

[NowThatsJustGreat]

Youtube entertainment at it's finest. Learn to appreciate it.

[hihavewemet]

you know i dont think he acts like that in real life

[yamisartbackwards]

Good reasoning

[IIIHALTIAMREPTARIII]

@hihavewemet He was my student teacher in high school... He kinda did act like this.

[0n3sup3rc00ldud3]

lmao @ everything you just said

[ikeshenn]

cool vid

[pigbox]

too much screaming

[OkamiTentei]

freak

[echo6160]

dude...people totally called me picklejar when i worked at tgi friday's. they just said i looked like a guy they knew who they nicknamed picklejar and it was a random thing to say...really weird

[KzrrainzYes]

So this is what Gandalf looked like when he was 25 years old?

[Impermanence]

Would have been more awesome if Lord Picklejar didn't so obviously read from an autocue.

Darkly elegant and poetic all the same. Kudos.

[psykosochul]

Fuck you asshole, screaming in my ear.

[darxx69]

go to a.. a..hole. And have a nice time whit yourself. A hate time and as..hols and people like you.screem to my ass. Winter lover

[Zyymurgy]

Oh, Picklejar, I love you.

[McLovinTheBadass]

I think I have a new favorite youtuber! lol

[shamoni8]

lol one of the best, and i understood every word of it! i dunno how, i generally get anywhere between 50-95% of what he says... but i understood every word... and it was lovely. i like that he takes his time to come out but brings out good stuff.

on another topic, is it a co-incidence that he's British? hmmm..

[zmiddz]

"It was doing nothing for me man, I was a wreck!" Amazingly awesome.

[cheddars2]

hail satan!

[TheWiseCommenter]

that was crazy and awesome.

[ancientrook]

evil lies inside flesh ripping off your body in while you cannot escape your mind and people around you die of hunger, something like that

[FletchMann420]

woooooooooooow dude your nuts but its AWESOME!!! I CAN SEE YOU AS A MEDEVIL WARLOCK SORCERER DUDE!! LMAO!!

[DoNotTrustThisGuy]

Is this some kind of Dr. horrible's sing-along blog thing?

[OneDrunkApe]

are you british?

[DianaL7]

Are you coming to us live from your parent's basement?

[isabelalovesyou]

YOU SIR ARE CRAZY~! but like whatevr i luv every1!!!

watch my videos@!

[ZaVaLaj90]

what fuck is wrong with this guy!

[Goulden21]

you are hilarious!

[nothing4224]

I love winter too. I love you.

[ruladrise]

get a fucking shave ! hahahah amina sokdum

[funincluded]

meh

[Jibreil]

I love this guy!

[chunkybutt420]

i like how nobody understands the Colpicklejar!

[passiveMenis]

Holy shit, you're disgusting. I couldn't even finish watching the video.

[rachel011]

you look like a rapist.

[keyshedah]

your level of derangement intrigues me....

[jmeiskues]

GOOD MORROW

[robertusik]

такая хуйня пиздец чё за далбаеё эта поставил я хуеё лашара сука

[Yurallosers]

What's this fucknut talking about? Hence, the problem with youtube. Any retard can post a video. Get out of your mom's basement you tool.

[weirdoscape]

Brilliant! Simply Brilliant. Your vocabulary is insanely great. You should be some sort of lawyer or something, you would do great!

By the way, I love the video, it's amazing.

[tinyboy2386]

stop reading of your screen please

[aminionfromhell]

HAHAHAHA!

Your videos are so creative and funny! No one understands your plight.

HAIL!

~A Minion from Hell

[DelusionalSyko]

Your lips are fucking huge!

[brucelao89]

aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

[jreed3590]

this is hilarious, keep it up, i want more

[mdrutled]

get out of your parents basement and put your demonic talents to work down at your local burger king

[boxcuttermarshel]

Awesome.

[giirlyxgiirl3]

what the FUCK

you scare the hell outa me

dont make anymore videos

please.....do us all a favor.

[LucidMemoir]

Ahaa, I love normal, generic people and the things they don't understand.

[bsol07]

is this guy retarded?

[TheMexicanJulio]

Picklejar???? Should be called "Picklesniffer" lmao

[jasong19711]

Pickle sucker

[Swenglish]

Two words: Pollen allergy.

[XxXRANDOMWERIDOXxX]

hah yeah well i love spring thats when weater gets extremley hot and heavy rains apear and flood that distroy streets and cardboard homes and many mosiqitos begin to suck on yr blood and weeds ivade yr lawn and in texas right now there is a torrnato heading to the west side of texas. like i other words im flying right now lol :p

[TheMexicanJulio]

wow.....after reading this comment....i feel 85% more stupider...nice spelling Texan: weater; apear;distroy;mosiqitos;ivade;­tornato.....we can tell youre flying.........on pcp me thinks lol

[rabbitmoustache]

↑

I'm pretty sure this rabbit is high and he's not as big of a wrack as the guy on this video!

[AllxOutBass]

I was a wreck!

[sfknight78]

OMG! You're so funny. I want your babies! LOL.å

[grenbar]

Dude... wtf

[DopinaMcDoperson]

LOL! So glad I watched the front page of YT today and found you.

[CyanideLacrosse]

hahaha

you sound like a deranged homeless crackhead

its GREAT

[akira6666666]

the heart of a "pulsing" star is plasma colpicklefail....

[verdox]

nut case..

[kataninetail]

this is a featured vid. this guy is a fruit cake .... hehehehehe

[3dshere]

drugs are bad

[6The6Beast6]

This guy is a bigger drug fiend then towelie from sotuh park

[L3UTR1M23]

That's impossible...

[naynaybug007]

Haha, I need to carry around someone who can narrate my life like this man.

[redpanther411]

ROFL

[file83]

Dude, I have tears running down my cheeks I was laughing so hard. "...about a boy scout nobody cares about."  ROFL

[DarkerOfTheMind]

Hail picklejar all trees shall be debarked!

[MaulMachine]

I thought you were losing it, then you did the boy scout thing.

Also, you went too far overboard with the first part, it was too unfunny.

[ColPicklejar]

I'm glad the image of a stiff corpse of a small boy restored your faith in me.

[seanmclaren101]

your too young for this evil

[Siegedracomon]

Yeah he's back!

[Tedsuzan]

I thought a lot about it, and what Schopenhauer had to say was too depressing : ( Sorry...I always wanted to respond to a Dora The Explorer lesson as Schop Master P though...

[xhable]

I know an apple tree that's been crying for a good debarking... anybody want 5 bins of rotten apples?

[missuscake]

PICKLEJAR IS BACK!

[Tedsuzan]

I might respond to this as Arthur Schopenhauer tomorrow...just a warning...not a guarantee....

[mooxim]

I heard that if you peel the bark off a tree in a ring around the trunk, that's enough to kill it.

There you go, not only did I just quadrupal productivity, but now a lot of people who weren't going to debark trees are going to do the ring thing just to see if it's true.

[hoodyman216]

Wait, what about spring cleaning?  That's a whole slew of boring, mundane tasks!

[musicalman813]

god, i hate it!!

[Physhi]

I have to agree, birds chirping pisses me OFF.

Yes in light of that I will now go about debarking trees.

[Tedsuzan]

lol, Vivaldi's Four Seasons is one of the related videos : /

[MBRHIndustries]

De-barking trees, not bad. A bit time consuming though. I suggest fire, hail satan.

[TormentedByDemons]

So the ants failed you. So picnics continue to flourish. Well what about MOLTEN ANTS? Have you already forgotten the original picnic melters? You're not using your full arsenal, Picklejar!

[yamisartbackwards]

why picklejar, what bright lights you have! must be the spring sun

[aaasamaaa]

so good, my city has very few tree's though. will do my best.

[DeoMachina]

I swear, I JUST checked to see if Picklejar logged on recently. AND HERE HE IS

[Squibakou]

The bunny remains...

[paulosham]

Hail snow.. er I mean Hail Satan!!

[PeeDeeFlo]

this man demon man, is a genius!

[angrypunkbronxkid]

Well you know, bears coming out of caves can only end in tears.

[gopotter]

Hey, camera is better, cannot speak english

[Subscriber13]

My last comment was directed in friendly advice for alphlux

[Subscriber13]

Ya Ya Ya...................when are you going to have another contest? Better question is when am I going to see my prize from the one I won. You say it's there, I looked carefully with a magnifying glass and didn't see shit. But there is no reason for me to expect honor from a demon I guess. As always your still loyal and from the beginning.................Subs­criber13

[Tedsuzan]

Sisyphus emulation, now we're talkin'...You are an absurd hero after all, Mr. Satan's friend...Can we wear gloves?

[TheDailyMonk]

that was beautiful. hail satan

[noswonky]

Hail Satan!

[mrm1775]

De-barking trees may not be cruel enough. Once the bark is removed, the tree will die, and can never be debarked again.

[FlamoAralias]

WELCOME BACK! =D

[felinoid]

Allergies

[JustOneEarth]

He returns!

[Robert697]

What I hate about spring: allergies and cranking up the lawn mower ... uggg

And for you poor saps living in one of the other non-Arizona states, HAHAHAHH, daylight savings time suckerz!!!

[alphalux]

AWESOME! I'm sorry I was so demanding towards you in my other comment. I just *sniff* missed you so much. I know my place. *cowers in the corner*

[Subscriber13]

Don't be a wuss. How are you ever going to descend the evil corporate latter if you don't stand up for your self? The minion will walk all over you and you'll get stuck in a dead end job haunting outhouses in eternity. Man up and don't take shit, especially from Lord Picklejar

[RainDark]

yes your back

[CitizenWorm]

YES! I've missed you like fucking crazy.

[THExBENJ]

lolololol XD

[d5gdf56gdfg]

Where the fuck did you go man!

[mickeybabbe]

I love woman.

[armymen4ever]

Commence the debarkening!

[Tobzie]

You're cool. I like you.

[TimothyDeLaGhetto2]

haha damn! welcome back!

[mooxim]

Awesome.

Demonic summonings ftw!

Thankyou Picklejar!

[Virginian9000]

*starts debarking trees immediately*

[sabrakazama]

Where the fuckin' shit have you been?!!??