Chris Tucker Chicken Scene

[MrDuzanson]

I'm warning u i'm a police officer, put the blade down and let the bird go right now. He's yelling at her for doing her job.

[Pianoluver901]

Tucker: (massage parlor) Woman: Hallo! How are you? T: Okay W: Buy chicken, there are many types of chicken (listing them) T: No, wait wait! I dont- W: This is the best chicken ever! T; I don't want to chicken! W: You don't believe me. It's very good! (Shows chicken butt and blows) T; No!! AHH! I don't want no chicken! W: I'll help you cut it! T: Popeye's quote (not enough space) W: I'll chop it (About to blade down) T: No! No! NO! Don't kill chicken! W: Ohh. (About to bring blade down)

[MrDvouR]

ima police officer, now put the blade down and let the bird go right now! lmfao

[sulejman15]

PRESS 5 CONTINUALLY 

[guguigugu]

why is she showing him the chicken's butt, wtf?? XD

[thevoiceofreason94]

@guguigugu i think its to show how healthy it is. or something along that line

[08chinup]

Hallo how are U hungry?

[alphasardinekid]

PRESS 8 CONTINUALLY!!! :D

[FawFayQ80]

jackie chan is dissapoint 0:55

[TitanWar93]

The old woman almost looks like my aunt.

[efuvan]

have you heard of pop peys? XD

[Diamondgrl2007]

"i dont want no chicken"

(woman speaks chinese, blows chicken)

"Aaaaaah!"

LMFAO XD

[TheUnforgiven676]

He likes his chickens deep fried coz he's black lol

[lovepeacer13]

POPEYES????AAHHAHAHA

[03sho]

But the blade down and let the bird go! Hahahahaha

[Admercial]

Chicken: Thank you, Mr. Loud, Crazy Guy.

[sisterx2xsleep]

does anyone else think it's funny that chris tucker stand like 5 feet talled than everyone else in the scene?

[bethelluvscats]

lmfaoooooo i Love the expressions on the Lady's face (:

[Muamarz]

did she say the chicken's butt is pretty? my canton is bad lol.

[maxluvshalo]

It's funny because I'm cantonese and I know what the woman is saying :)

[ClaireLe]

I show it to my mother who does speak much English. She thought it was really funny.

[havefaith911]

0:33 is awesome. just look carter his face

[ArtyGirl711]

Chris Tucker is my favorite actor(: he's so funny

[LoganMarvel]

Do you know what was sad? The scene right after this when that money grubbin shyster taxi driver drove off with the poor chicken!

[sharondafierce]

I lyk my chicked dead and deep fried,,ever heard of popeyes?

[SmooveKiid1000]

mad funny

[effie96]

NO I DNT LIKE MY CHICKENS LIVE I LIKE EM DEAD AND DEEP FRIED EVER HEARD OF POPEYES LOL!

[ExpectoIncarcerus]

Hahah i fucking love chris tucker

[batboyjhg]

00:32

[MrOmeMan]

Damn... I wish Chris Tucker would see how they get fur over there... he'd arrest everybody!

[nrjelley]

poor chicken!

[meme13100]

lmao. omg i love rush hour

[bairamizz]

Why does the chickens sound like theyre retarded?

[shacabacajr]

@bairamizz hahahahah lol i noticed that too!

[xter101max]

u ever heard of popeyes, aaaahhh,dont kill chicken,ahhhhh,im warning u! put the blade down and let the bird go RIGHT NOW!!!

[snake2065]

DON'T KILL THE CHICKEN!!

[TheRoseAngel321]

XD XD

[KBAYIZZ]

No! No! No! DOn't kill the chicken!

oh oooh

( for a moment seems to understand)

*lifts blade again*

[diegodaudt]

lol "have you ever heard of Popeye's?"

[lotharsredemption]

Im warnin you lady, I'm a police officer so let the blade down and let the bird go right now!

[MrDonDemon]

I'm warning you so put the blade down and let the BIRD go Right Now!!

[selcell]

The bird is innocent. Gotta love Chris Tucker.

[EdTV20]

LMFAO

[Xxblooddiamond15xX]

I dn't like mah chickens alive i like then dead and deep fried have you heard of popeyes LMAO

[GameHackers100]

LOL .......... What happen then on ???

[PiikachuPLUR]

i like how shes like "Oh popeyes!"



[soulbrotha0]

The chicken is just so frightend

[doggypower1]

lol Xuvial

[NoneNameAvailable]

HILARIOUS

[Giri93067]

Chris:NOOO!!No kill chicken!!

Lady:Ohhh...:(

[worldtravel101]

i like churches chicken #LOL

[somedoodd]

Jackie mentally facepalmed

[iBlobs23]

She doesn't know popeyes she knows kfc lol

[DesiPrincess316]

HAHA! Popeyes!

[23alfaro]

its so surprising for a black guy liking fried chicken

[GABRIELLE9915]

@23alfaro wtf that just sounds so racist

[23alfaro]

@GABRIELLE9915 wtf im not trying to be! before u say something know who i am first. cuz im black u dumbshit

[GABRIELLE9915]

@23alfaro i said it sound fucking racist i never said you were !!! and for your fucking info dumbshit is wack!!

[Lifey10]

@23alfaro LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Maxpow33r]

@23alfaro every1 likes fried chicken u cunt.

[aplayaz2000]

either way the chicken is going to die lol

popeyes ftw

[cameo10]

lol that same thing happend to me with this asian chinese lady sellin bootleg dvds when i was askin for directions.

[dll0990]

What R Popeyes?

[pupentaco]

@dll0990 It's a fast food joint known for fried chicken just like KFC

[predetor911]

Don't kill chicken

[Boltz4Life56]

so this is were chicken cruelty started damn this brotha likes his kfc

[DaSora2]

i thought black people would like that *cough KFC cough* lolol jk jk jk. im not racist

[danielonly123]

i dont like my chickens alive, i like em dead and deep fried. ever heard of popeyes. lol

[dll0990]

I don't like my chickes Alive

[Duggysgurl]

"put the blade down and let the bird go RIGHT NOW!!!" =D haha

[ODAL123]

put the blade down and let the bird go right now! WAHAHAHA

[TheSpartanHunter]

poor chicken

[Takashi0ukana]

got damn he is high when compared to the chinese xD

[joejonaslove010]

im warning you let the bird go xd

[30stmislove1218]

I like em dead and deep fried- ever heard of popeyes?

Lmfao! Chris is so damn funny!

[mimzmarquis]

lol

[DrAznmuff]

put tha bullllllade down

[SeungRyu94]

dont kill chicken ..... aahhhhhh!!!!  xD

[gelilarocks]

dont kill chicken.o raises blade was so funny

[n3n0ify]

I don't like my chickens life. LOL

[gunda06]

at 0:36, when the lady speaks is she saying "what the fuck u talking about nigga???"

[maxluvshalo]

No, she's saying "I'll cut its head off for you too."

I'm Cantonese.

[recoroldan]

@maxluvshalo wow didnt know that 

[TrueTriad4Life]

actually she said "Want chicken?" "We got "blank" chicken and "blank" chicken." then she said "You don't believe me? Here look its really good" blow on the ass. Hands the chicken "Its really good." Chris states he don't want the chicken. she then says "How about I go Prepare the chicken, OK?" Chris then talks about popeyes. "O, so you want me to kill it." He then says dont kill chicken and she answers with"O."

[NiggaToss]

She said "Hello how are you?, we have some chicken here, here look at this its pretty, *blows at chicken butt*"

[stewox1]

"I'm a police officer , put the bllllade down ..."

blllade LMAO , sounds familiar

[Arnatuile11]

Don't kill chicken. Oh....*raises blade . LOL ^^

[arrow091]

this scene is so damn awesome when you can understand what she's saying.

[MrJupgo]

0:35 ''I Dont Want No Chicken, What Do You Want Me To Do With A Chicken'''

hahaha

[r0cKsT4r7]

I like em' dead and deep fried. You ever heard of Popeyes?

[zachey210]

0:33! LOL

I dont like my chickens alive, I like th'em dead and deep fried, ever heard of popeyes!

NO NO NO! dont kill chicken

AHH! Im warning you, PUT THE BLADE DOWN, AND LET THE BIRD GO RIGHT NOW!

Chris Tucker is FUCKIN' Funny man! LOL

[SoopremeBeing]

She is just DYING to whack that chicken lol

[ronvins]

ROFL

His scream when she puts the chicken near him!

[iCh00seYou]

you ever heard of pop eyes?

[ElPasoGirl92]

ROFLAMO

XD

[rtardx]

we blacks love our chicken fried

[darknerdz]

i know wats she is saying....

[EiriLover]

She gonna blow on the chicken's ass then gives it to him! WHOOOOO!

[TURGAYish]

Im a police officer , put the blade down and let the bird go right now

haahhaha

[SandSlashX]

CT is best, cracks me up

[Jeffeezy23]

ahaha

[MTBR077]

Carter:Ahhh!!I'm warnin' you I'm a police officer put the blade down and et the birl go!

Carter rocks!Lolm!!

[Cowboy8537]

Put the blade down and let the bird go Right Now!!!

[Jennjerbread181]

...that poor chicken must have been traumatized.

[drz400e332]

At least he wasn't in a 1x1ft cage on drugs, think off all the chicken we eat, that one had it lucky jennjerbread181

[zer0gravity0]

when she was blowing the chickens butt she said cmon its very beutiful want it? :D

[double8beats]

Put the blade down and let the bird go right now!

[simonk001]

"Can u direct me to heaven...

Hello how are u? im fine " xD fail

[sbg75]

I don't like my chickens alive i like em dead and deep fried ever heard of popeye's and then the lady was about to chop off the eyes of the chicken lol!!!!!

[boomchikawowwowo]

LMAO! poor chinese lady all confused.

[diver362]

i like em dead and deep fried, ya ever hear of Popeye's?

[jmanskater2]

"Don't kill chicken!" "Oh ahhhhh! *lifts blade*"

XD

[yusiman321]

i love that scene

[medalgear654]

These chickens sound cute. They make me feel sorry for them.

[Jasmine25Luck]

"i'm warning you, i am a police officer put the blade down and let the chicken go right now!" LOL

[BR33ZyAllDAy]

LMFAO @ 0:33

[hyp3rsniper1]

It's funnier if you understand what the woman is saying.

[tuzito31895]

what is she saying?

[jengkiesville]

what did she say

[emonypemony]

she said wut kind of chicken do u want we have all different types and its very cheap...then she said i'll help you cook it in stock

[hyp3rsniper1]

She also said the chicken(s) were very good quality.

[emonypemony]

LMFAOOO i can't take it its too funny

[MH20Zone]

z heard papas or wot xD at us it KFC =) muhehe

[vi3tgur1]

"im warning u, im an pilice officer put the blade down and let the bird go. RITE NOW!" HAHAHAH ROFL

[alrightlol]

i feel bad for chickens over theur

[Sequor0830]

you feel bad for chickens over theur?

Uh what do you think happens to chicken over heur?

[bored8880]

na its more like slit the neck and let it bleed to death

[Xuvial]

@Sequor0830 They are put in soft velvet beds and slowly lulled to sleep with violins.

[eirho11]

@Xuvial hahahahaaaa looooooooooooooooooooooool

[lilsm555]

@Sequor0830 Heur? theur? ???

[bbym0nkeyx33]

@lilsm555 as in Here and There e_O

[TheRushhour200]

rush hour coool

[Blacksycthe]

I don't like my chickens alive! I like em dead and deep fried, ever heard of Popeyes? lmfao, I love that line

[codelyokomaster]

hello how are you.

[Wrestlemania134]

-Hello Exuse Me Can You Direct Me To Heaven On Earth Massage Paulor Please

-Hello Good Morning

[madzane94]

lol

[Hu6CityRidah]

0:11 Look how tall Carter look compared to everybody else lol

[Matster2213]

good gawd hes tall

[jdnsgdmthr]

lmfao i love how they both know that neither one of them speak the other language, yet they remain talking/bickering at each other as though they know what they are saying hahaha

[phillycommission]

No no..dont kill chicken....

OOOH...

Ahhhh...IM warnin Im a police officer put the blade down and let the bird go RIGHT NOW

[RunescapeMan619]

why did she blow on the chicken's dick or butthole or watever? and was that chicken rly raped like that? i hope not...

[iLikeSushiXD]

because she tought tucker wanted the chiken without crap

[obbytoo]

ahahaaa

[ProfMan96]

I like them dead deep fried. Darrgh, don't kill chicken.

[chakabaka]

Ever Heard of Popeyes!?lol.

[XxThePeoplexX]

Put the blade down and put the bird down - hah a classic!

[BBoiiLite]

Lmao I have this movie lol the chicken gets killed by the taxi drive. Poor chicken >.>

[chris2I40]

DARRRGhHHH!!!

[booty121212]

Damn Lee whats wrong with you !

[jacksparowv]

and its more funny because he ends up buying the chiken alive xD

[BurnoutBrian]

then the taxi guy takes it

[SugarMama9999]

"im warning u im a police officer out the blade down and let the bird go right now!!!!"

hahahahha

[SharkyJaws12]

haha i like my chickens deep fried at Popeyes chicken

[7419635841635]

I EAT AND RHAPE CHICKENS LOL ( in the food ) lmao

[ShockWave9619]

0:43 - 0:51 hahahahaha, look at her teeth and smile rotfl hahahaha she looks funny

"Hello, how awe u?"

[HowBoutNope]

"Direct me to heaven on earth massage parlour please"

"Hello.. How are you?" rofl

[3dgarB]

dude they'd actually get a real chicken and chop it right in ur face XD lol

[MsThiefSin]

sad for the chickens =(

[thundersniper66]

LOL I love Jackie's face at the very end of this clip, it's like -.- and he's like "wtfever". XD

[akz2204]

Jacky is sad in this part coz he thinks Det.Carter was blown up by the bomb in the office, remember.

[armando123abc1]

its a bird hostage situation

[raidersfan835]

lol she blows the chickens but

[dekeetrunescape]

to prove its a chicken and not a cock.

[BeatBreakIt]

LOL cause hes black

[xwawas]

put the blade down and let the bird go.

its like a bird hostage situation

[bennettalston]

Juntao my half bro. me and him got the same mama im blakenese

[tommyboysailor333]

I like mine dead and deep fried, ever heard of Popeye''s? LOL

[wakleytom]

I don't want no chicken. What am I gonna do with a chicken?

LOL. Chris Tucker's sooo funny.

[BeShytHebEsT12]

Put the blade down and let the bird go RIGHT NOW!!!!!!! XD

[s3rbalicious]

Put the blade down and let the bird go!

XD

[cand12]

poor chicken.. hahaha

[Ren520]

"LET THE BIRD GO , RIGHT NOW" ,lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!