Bas Rutten Soundboard Prank Call Hooker

[JonT561]

Fucking hilarious

[AaronPearson95]

I cant believe how funny this is!!! "Why would i give a f*** about porcelain?" hahahahah havent laughed so much in years!

[davidthegreen]

@AaronPearson95 Thank you :D

[Asadullah21]

@davidthegreen This is just gold ahahaha

[misOBGYNist]

Women must be the stupidest creatures on earth. I would have caught on to this practical joke when I was 8 years old tops.

[YazZyFizzle14]

Lol funniest thing I've watched today!!! The stuff he says is so random

[aavallone]

Do NOT tell Bas you don't give a fuck about porcelain.

[sashmuscle]

"cruuuush it in the face"

hahahha classic

[Ruimarques123]

let's talk about porcelain lol why would any sound bite have that in it then again it's bas rutten

[davidthegreen]

@Ruimarques123 It's a combination of 2 clips. One when he says "let me explain to you something about the haymaker" and another one where he's talking about a porcelin plate that you can use to cut someone. Bas is the man.

[S0undBite]

so bad it's good

[gatoralley01]

crush it in the face

[1PAcouchpotato]

"Why do I care about porcelain?"

"I dont give a fuck about porcelain!"

I fucking laughed so god damn hard. I love you. Dont EVER take this down.

[anhbin2110]

i love that girl accent =))

[OnRockIT]

Bas is more than a "street fighter." He's the former UFC Heavyweight champion and was a baws in PRIDE. but nice job.

[zackhanscom]

use a better soundboard

[people6]

she takes it well lol

[LexusFordsSA]

TROLLED

[gozomozo]

AUSSIE ACCENT!!!!!!!!

[Critchy39]

I love that Bas was keen to "Crush it in the face". I would not mind crushing a nut on that bitches face

[kaburnx]

lol comedy

[cooldude100ist]

LOL you shouldv'e told the hooker that you wanted to bang her

[za1pp]

What can you do with this lmao

[MetallicBill]

No nudity, total disappointment. I always wondered who the F is this guy, when as an American I picked up GTA4 and started playing, he was a supposed celeb hired in the game...few Americans I'm sure know of him prior

[majortomt57]

she has a hot accent

[mrpossibilities]

That's why she works as a callgirl, my friend :)

[Apjooz]

Like I told you before.

[seibahbah]

Oh Yeah Baby, El Guapo

love ya much Bas

[BloodyMargie]

There was a 9 minute voice chatroom harassment with the Bas Rutten soundboard by PortugueseExpert, before he got banned. I miss it. Full of colorful characters, like the Irish brawler, the British bitch, the random Indian guy.

[MrTinnnn]

Genius! xD

[DomMatta]

Perhaps if Bas had trained Kimbo harded instead of doing this nonsense the various issues that Kimbo has would not have occurred!. Bas listen to me!

[capcaunuu]

hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I haven't laughed this hard in a year!

[Dooality]

"I don't give a fuck about porcelain."

[DonSangre]

you should of told the hooker you wanted the dangada dangda dang

[davidthegreen]

hahaha nice

[nickv999]

im cracking up

[crazy87jim]

genius!! *****

[IcyB]

lmfao

[datyroth]

What about the kick to the groin? Crush it in the face?

[screwknob]

haha glad to know im not the only aussie that loves Bas

[atown327]

is she Australian ?

[EntrailSaunders]

yes

[MCEctoCooler]

What. About. The Kick. To the GROIN!

[leopower7]

i like how they speak "NOE" instead of NO

[EntrailSaunders]

Yeah that's us. I like in America how they say "NAW" instead of NO.

[Fox10201020]

I love that girls accent. I hate my American accent >=(

[davidthegreen]

Na, I'm sure you sound ok.

[Bseic]

No, trust me... the girls accent is horrendous. I live in Sydney Australia and her accent is 'Westy', 'Bogan', then equivalent of a 'ghetto' accent.

[miLaN34234]

defs a bogan

[afshin021]

@Fox10201020 thats our australian acsent lol

[makkusu071291]

@Fox10201020 probably cause you're american. whereas non-americans think that you're accent is cool

[Grabowski420]

lol

[cyraxandflyrax]

the new believers r tracking Grabowski420 4 offences against the elders

[Boomshoggalogga]

She can give me a kick in the groin anytime.

[Critchy39]

Hes right actually. Many a men have striked me in the skull and have hurt their hands.

And i have never underestimated the kick in the groin

[EntrailSaunders]

EPIC WIN! U should make more of these David. They never get old.

[kza7]

i thought Bas Rutten was just a GTA character

[davidthegreen]

No, he's real... But if you don't believe in him he can't hurt you...

[Kitfugl]

@davidthegreen mwuhahahahaha

[Intosia]

hahah lol :D

[cloudforgiven]

dudude u thought bas was a fictional gta 4 charactor hahha he's an mma fighter in the ufc man u r a joke machine dang i'm still laughfi ugh wat the f!! bas not don't kick me in the balls i iwas shit i was just..........................­.....

[critchlow39]

i have to agree with bas, its actuall unbelievable how often people underestimate the kick in the groin

[314noceu]

GOLD. Nice to see Aussie soundboard calls for a change!

[MrHairyNutz]

Sounds like a new zealand accent

[NZDEBUK]

NA, it's a Australian accent

[kabfik]

what can you do with this?

[BGRedStarBG]

Oh shit that's PRICELESS. She's pretty freaking patient.

[Intosia]

OMG OWESOME!! _O_

[reyknow]

best one ever

[Southpaw447]

EL GUAPO owns!

[oebla]

The best video on this site!

[ambetanterik1981]

hahaha awesome

[Kruszakus]

That was a BRILLIANT idea! Really dude, I applaud your creativity!

[SuperGhost64]

google: phonebook: jesus christ

[halfhawkhalfman]

Bravo! That was without question one of the funniest fucking things I ever heard.

[davidthegreen]

Thanks man. Much appreciated.

[midorian12491]

how do u make your sound board answer the question so fast and clear to sound? how do you do the whole prank call setup thing

[zxcvbnmbsbs]

lmfao "what about the kick in the groain" "what about it?" "crush it in the face." MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[demonfister]

That was quality!

[pathfinder0009]

haha bas always rules

make sure its straight on the jaw rofl

what about the kick in the groin, everybody underestimates the kick in the groin,

Everybody loves bas rutten

!

[JBass2222]

hahahaha I love Bas.

The chick has a thick Aussie accent.

[pezzomahjark]

dude, we australians usually do have aussie accents...dick

[bluckfactory]

it really was a completely pointless statement, but he wasnt just saying 'she has an australian accent', he was saying it was a strong accent. theres a difference.

[vC8H10N4O2]

i'm gonna jump in and say that's actually how we all sound :)

it isn't thick at all compared to what you'd get from most of those residing out in the country.

[JBass2222]

I am Australian, I meant that I don't realize how strong our accent is until I hear a recording or watch an interview(For instamce Elvis Sinosic on the UFC etc)

[ThePrimary]

LOL

hahahahaha

[iwanttofight69]

hhaahahhahha good shit

[AirdyKopite]

so funny

[OMGitsTonyy]

LOL

[Quicknsick]

Hahahaha fucking gold. Bas is the king.

[bazzefaszom]

wahahahahaa

[bluecafe22]

It's funny cause she is trying to have a rational converstation with the recorded sound bits. haha

[aperesta]

hahaha. hilarious

[Oztrigger4]

She get it, its the kick in the groin that matters.

[bladerunner900]

PORCELIN>>>>???>>!!!LLOL!!!!

[jamends1220]

LMFAO Bas Rutten sound board is amazing!

[pathfinder0009]

what about the kick in the groin hahahah LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL hahhaha

[samerika]

hahaha funny!

[flamesthehedgehog6]

that girl is hot

[zpt4xzpt4x]

amazing

[joesteph1952]

We all know about how massage parlors are so often just fronts for prostitution, but he shouldn't have said that part about porcelain and how it cuts the throat. That sounds threatening, and there was no need for that comment. It sounded like a joke/prank until then.

[TheShag69]

Woa...you're taking this a little too seriously lol.

[H2oClutch]

you are an imbecile.

[joesteph1952]

Test message

[TehKateMonster]

!! I LOVE GETTING on the CAM!! msn!!! msg me 5

[grillo1985]

too funny!

[zeepman]

hahahahahahaa in the faaaaaace lol

[Amokbite]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Do it again please, with new parts of the bas vidz

[davidthegreen]

check out the video responses. Those are more Bas Rutten prank calls

[elyanell]

hi visit me ~the virgin~

[cricket34]

This is boring as heck.

[fromthaunderground]

ahahhaahahhahahaahahhaahahah

[Dudits15]

YES!!!

So fuckin good.

[ariess2019]

HAHAHAHA

[JesselGilbert9891]

nice lol

[cooltomxxxx]

how to use sound without the mic for prank calls plz help!

[davidthegreen]

I made this using the facilities at a radio station. Apparently there's also some way you can do it on your computer using "Skype" but I'm not certain.

[cooltomxxxx]

sweet, but yeh im only useing skype but my mic sucks and ent that funny and whats the site for the soundboard?

[davidthegreen]

I made this one myself and never made the soundboard public. But since then YouTube user "portugueseexpertise" has made a public Bas Rutten soundboard with most of the same quotes. There's a link to the soundboard somewhere on his YouTube account. Happy pranking!

[cooltomxxxx]

ok well thanks m8

[Lovesgoats]

so random

lol

[iSuckedUrMomsTits]

that guy was hot

[etrnl]

haha

[snoogans20]

lmao that was a good one

[chocdip]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­

[Zzeleni]

hahahahahaahhaa

[badman1st]

PSML

[BukuDinkiDang]

hahaha cool

[cygroltd]

Priceless!!!!!

[vladimirlem]

Awesome. Golden

[hybaj]

HAHAHAH that's so good :D

[7minimee7]

golden

[ZotDudot7]

Dat was grappig!

[jibster94]

bas rutten is in gta4 tv hes funny haha

[babyaiko]

lol

[Pleb123456]

what about the kick in groin!?

haha lmao

i pissed my self at the "let me explain something about porcelin.....it will have sharp edges and you can cut people with it!" lmao brilliant

[Nilisboy]

Hahahaha, MARVELLOUS!

[rogiebear]

hahahaHAHAHA that was great!

[xSethGZx]

the end when she hangs up and the phone is beaping, hes like HELLO! that made me lol.

[maestrosire]

LMFAO that was awesome! fuck, bas is da man!

[Runow]

Haha so great! Favorited.

[PARKWAY81]

so fucking funny

[Davidbensonxyz]

Ha ha ha... That was funny!

[Radicz0r]

HOLY SHIT that was AWESOME

[oooMILENKOooo]

what can u do with this? lol

[ServeOnSite]

i dont give a fuck about porcelin!!!

[electrochik888]

HAHA, classic

[theshninja]

Crush it in the face!! lol

[weedyweededweed]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL

[Faarberg]

This video is my f*cking god!

[deathmetalmilitia]

Bahahahahaha

[vikingemoslayer]

what about the kick in the groin?

[kentan2202]

shes aussie

[prankcalls420]

lol gr8

[rapperzondernaam]

hilarious

[frackle123]

I can't believe no one has mentioned how sexy the pic of the chick is. It's framed just above the "goods."

...and her finger in her mouth. This pic straddles the delicate line between being sexy and imaginative.

A+++ Good prank, also.

[godude15]

ROFLMAO.

[SPYDERsilva123]

this is very important lol

[NewbPlox]

She sounds australian.

Or Kiwi

[dustyd87]

that was great.

[Kenshi1Ryan]

LMFAO brilliant absolutly briliant

[Ellay01]

what. about. the kick. in the groin?? LOL

[DKoor]

Yeah... ROFLMAO

[AsgardianBeing]

Funny shit! Very sexy pic 2..

[rickybarrios818]

ur a fukin moron

[drn8383fuse]

that was awesome

[SPQR100]

Bas Rutten is the best ever, awesome

[arps7]

HAHAHAHA this is fucking amazing!!!

[CyanideStudios]

hahaha great work of the board

[namebling]

lol !!!!!!!! holy crap!!!!!!

[greenen1]

let me tell you about porcelain, why do i give a fuck about porcelain? hahahahahah

[greenen1]

hahahaha that is the funnies shit i have ever heard