(Correctly Subbed) Nuclear Reactor Nuclear Boy Poop うんち・おならで例える原発解説

[angelisoncrack]

Uwah. The uploader is a well-spoken psychopath. That's hot.

[ConfusionDistortion]

@angelisoncrack

So surprised people still comment on this video. Was this one of the greater contributions to making the world aware of danger of nuclear energy use, or rather was this a propaganda video encouraging the world to increase consumption of delicious tangy juice? To a greater extent, what happened to what was left of the prior events, and did those events actually happen according to this time line. Does this video actually exist in your version of reality if you never hit play?

[ConfusionDistortion]

@angelisoncrack So surprised people still comment on this video. Was this one of the greater contributions to making the world aware of danger of nuclear energy use, or rather was this a propaganda video encouraging the world to increase consumption of delicious tangy juice? To a greater extent, what happened to what was left of the prior events, and did those events actually happen according to this time line. Does this video actually exist in your version of reality if you never hit play?

[angelisoncrack]

@ConfusionDistortion Well, I can only say that the answer to your inquiry is one that can only be attained through the consumption of copious amounts of said delicious tangy juice. However, if said delicious tangy juice does not exist in this reality because I decide to leave the play button as is then I believe it is safe to say that the answer to your inquiry is unattainable and therefore a moot point.

[mphello]

Who here wants to see Nuclear Boy as the middle third in a Nuclear Centipede, with Nuclear Chernobyl in front and Nuclear Three Mile Island in the rear?

[VictoriaEatingCake]

Yeah, right! Radioactive poop that will kill the kid and everyone around him. This is stupid propaganda poop that is lying to people and risking their lives and health. THIS IS BULLSHIT!

[FooFooTheClown]

"all the people coward in fear?" YORE FUCKING RETARD LUL

[TheTerrurist]

epic lulz

[Waterfall714]

who made this video is propably hired by TEPCO

[Worthog117]

this is the truth

[P5ychQ]

What a stupid mothafcking kid u are. u rly think its funny ?grow up moron. i hope it will happen 2 u someday

[ConfusionDistortion]

@P5ychQ

Dr. Kats wanted to make sure to let you know he appreciates your support, and was glad he was able to touch your heart with his work. Thanks for the kind words, hope to hear from you soon :)

[Minajahn]

It is proved 99,70%, that there will be a BIG ONE (mega-earthquacke) in California (San Francisco, Los Angeles-hollywood,…) IN THE NEXT YEARS….

Maybe even TOMORROW…!

Guys we have to do something!!!

(PS: I am not panicing, I have thought some days about all of this now, and unfortunately, that are my results!) ! I study history... (^--^)Hi!

[DarPower1]

@Minajahn Your calculations are wrong. California is supported by small fault lines, not huge ones like Japan. Plus Bay Area cities are built to withstand earthquakes.

[Minajahn]

@DarPower1 Okay, if you think so! I don´t life there anyways, but I still am sure that the will be one.

Sorry, but I am just worried for u guys, excuse me...

[Minajahn]

Just think about all the hurrican-activ places in the US and the BIG ONE in California that will come in the next days/months 150%.....

[Minajahn]

Food poisoned, People poisoned, Water poisoned…….for the next 100.000 of years!!!

[Minajahn]

If the old political hags up there doesen´t care, then we have to stand up and close those DOORS of HELL

(well why shoul´d the old political hags do something, they will leave in a few years and we will have the LONG-LASTING SHIT to deal with)

[Minajahn]

More land gets poisened...the people on the earth are becoming more...the sea level is rising…

Halloooo, if we go on like this, we will have some VERY VERY BIG PROBLEMS!!!

[Minajahn]

I think THIS problem is a Problem of us all, becs nuklear-accidents doesent´s know borders in the world. So every nuklear power plant is risking not just our lifs, but the life of the generations in the next 1000 years as well...

[YumeinaDude]

Oh wow

[floydfloydson]

at the end everything comes out...but sh...t StAYS

[analyzingfunny]

wow lol

[Nightengale101]

Haha seawater and boron was translated as used car batteries and dead cats XD Nice translation!

[ConfusionDistortion]

@Nightengale101 Actually, Dr. Kats, during his time traveling escapade,had provided the translated script to the original video maker so that he would know what to say when he decided to make the video. Somehow that other asshole got the translation wrong, and translated used car batteries and dead cats into seawater and boron. I swear, you'd think everyone would be fluent in English by 2011.

[Nightengale101]

@ConfusionDistortion Ah, the great Dr. Kats! His assistant Lord Kerfuffle recorded his adventures most accurately in the great book of Boron, forgive my silly mistake good sir, it was a consequence of ignorance! I find racoons and the shaved hair of ginger men to be most effective also in war against the impending nuclear apocalypse. May the great Bob be with us in these difficult lack of dinosaur times...

[ConfusionDistortion]

@Nightengale101 At any rate, he was a silly man. Everyone knows that seawater and boron wont help a nuclear meltdown,only used car batteries and dead cats will, same as the fact trees will grow faster if you cut the top halves off, or cars will run 20x more efficient if you add cooking lard in with your fuel.

[lady12480]

Wtf haha this is what they should play on tv

[TheMetalWarrior]

See, This I can trust... Fuck all that CNN bullshit.

[DocteurGui]

Haha I wish animes were subbed as accurately as this :)

[SparkMaster2117]

@DocteurGui It'd make animes a lot more interesting, that's for sure.......

[TonliwTJ]

Japan Fighting!!! <3

[taribalilalala]

wrong translation X-(

[ConfusionDistortion]

@taribalilalala

Right translation, wrong universal existence. Essentially nothing can collapse last week due to yesterdays foreclosure of cheeseburger heaven.

[HalfricanItalian]

I speak Chinese, so to all the haters I can confirm this is the right translation.

[Sublime570]

@HalfricanItalian ching ching chong. amidoinitrite?

[HalfricanItalian]

@Sublime570 Well, yes, pony. That is correct.

[Sublime570]

@HalfricanItalian YAYY :3!

[dan94iel]

@HalfricanItalian The video is in japanese ...

[Snnx27]

this video is a troll magnet:P

[ConfusionDistortion]

@Snnx27

Did you know that electromagnetic radiation is a form of energy that exhibits wave-like behavior as it travels through space. Did you also know that in space corn dogs and tater tots will still taste nothing like motor oil, or dry ice? In space, audio does not travel due to lack of molecules. This is why no one can hear you scream in space.

[rabbitwho]

@ConfusionDistortion you are so awesome

[stavitoff]

not correct!!!  original translation was correct!!!!! ばか！

[ConfusionDistortion]

@stavitoff Not correct!!! Our translation is the original and most correct. Due to time traveling technology and stuff. What is time when mantel clocks have no wall?

[loebi]

OMG, nice translation

[ConfusionDistortion]

@loebi

Thanks! We spared no expense to make sure the top translation scholars of our country would handle this work so we could obtain the most accurate translation as possible. 3000 hours of research, and twenty dollars later, and we are confident that our translation of this very important educational video on nuclear reactors will hold up to the test of time, or until December 21st, 2012, whichever...

[khchan3501]

@ConfusionDistortion sorry i dont think you have the accurate translation, also how could it be 3000 hours of research for this video?! this nuclear problem only happened this week, and 3000 hours is 125 days ago, therefore, this doesn't make any sense at all ! ! !

[ConfusionDistortion]

@khchan3501 For serious, Im so glad you caught that typo. We actually meant 30,000 hours of research. Dr. Kats, our lead time displacement tech, traveled back in time from December 2012 with a single deteriorated copy of this film. The quality of the copy had degraded badly from being a copy of a copy of a copy of a upload of a upload, etc.

[ConfusionDistortion]

@khchan3501 While Dr. Kats could have possibly used the information on the video to warn of future shortcomings, he was most wise to realize it would be more beneficial to study the video for years and provide a accurate translation for other cultures to enjoy. Dr. Kats is quite possibly the leading authority on Hamburger Helper too, so any decision he makes is automatically the best.

[stavitoff]

@ConfusionDistortion haha riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.... ; )

[MAJlNE]

uh huh