Nickelodeon Magazine PLEASE

[vlo12]

The girl from Sleigh Bells is in this!

[19mfl95]

Woaah!! I had no idea I practically had this memorized, til I started saying all the lines with them :)

[JVDnh3]

I haven't watched this channel in years. Do they still make these magazines?

[jojafnot]

FUCK YEA I GOT NICKELODEON MAGAZINE!

[Bigchimpin87]

This magazine has a strong liberal bias. Just another example of the left wing LIEberals trying to indoctrinate children early in life.

[penguinsoulja96]

@Bigchimpin87 can't tell if joking...or just stupid

[Bigchimpin87]

@penguinsoulja96 can't tell if youre a faggot...or just a moron.

[penguinsoulja96]

@Bigchimpin87 that was clever. you're obviously very intelligent

[Bigchimpin87]

@penguinsoulja96 Yes, I know, thank you.

[411fandango]

And no one could ever figure out why Sally's dad had beaten her to a bloody pulp with a fishing pole.

[jdrewmill3r]

holy shit, i completely remember watching this ad everyday after coming back from elementary school. god where did the time go

[purplecupcakezrok]

haha i remember this but my mom always said NO

[jojafnot]

@purplecupcakezrok Well my mom said yes. :3

[kalan1991]

I was never fortunate enough to get the magazine, though i did see the commercial everyday of my life. slim time live man haha

[MrDudeManGuy666]

wow that was really weird. They're not kidding, I had no idea what they were talking about and then I watched it and then shouted OMG haha it really IS embedded into your mind!

[carolinagirl009]

I guess after watching this commercial so many times as a kid it feels like I just watched it on TV yesterday though it has been years.

[musicKluver91]

Who else was saying some of the parts either out loud or in their head?

[TheGalacticCannibal]

Good god.

I just nostalgiaed all over the place.

[GuitarToneFreak]

Wow, memories! Thanks for posting this, it really is great to see again :)

[GenesisTree]

the girl at 0:07 is Alexis Krauss. In case any of you didn't know, she grew up to be the lead singer of a indie band called "Sleigh Bells" who have made it pretty big in recent years. Check out their songs: "Rill Rill", "Comeback Kid", "Tell 'Em", "Crown on the Ground". The fact that this little girl has made it into a talented musician is pretty amazing.

[AudiGal09]

@GenesisTree i was gonna say this, but i'm glad you already did! and their new album's great too!

[themasterplan27]

Holy shit, look how big that phone is.

[c0dead]

fucking magazines

[jtrdragonite]

ITS SHIT

[iiHeArTHeR]

GRREAT stuff to collect..

[sorakairi6]

XD

[LJK193]

if i remember correctly, this commercial aired literally EVERY commercial break, and sometimes even 2-3 times per break and not to mention it aired for about 3 or 4 years straight!

[jriley1992]

Damn, I haven't seen that commercial in the longest time. I hate being in my 20s... If I could give up being an adult with responsibilities for being a child just for one day, I would. Seriously.

[ChildOfTheDivine]

@jriley1992 If you gave up being an adult with responsibilities for being a child for one day, then you would be a child forever. Sign me up for that!

[LogoFan121092]

When did this commercial last air? I remember seeing it way too often and being annoyed by it, but I think it was after the 90s (turned 7 in Dec. '99).

[sherlockboneman]

@LogoFan121092 You were 7 in 1999? That makes you 11? Seriously? Your spelling and grammar is perfect. If that's true, bravo, I have hope for the future.

[kevin4peace]

@sherlockboneman Sorry to burst your bubble, but that person is turning 20 this year. 1999 was 13 years ago.

[NaveNinja]

@sherlockboneman 11 - 7 = 4. 2012 - 1999 = 13.

Math.

Learn it.

[GasketPoison]

And the nostalgia come rooooooling back.

[mgeorge92]

I never got these but apparently I saw this commercial so many times that I can still recite it all. Thanks MGM for this memory! I miss the 90s!

[atomthetexta]

I want to know what these kids are doing now

[sorakairi6]

@atomthetexta prolly drug addicts rich whatever ppl ;)

[survivormarcus]

Haha, I remember this, I remember the cake at 0:30 looked sooo good every time I saw it :D

[thecashy1134]

ummmm wtf?

[iChillings]

Mystery Guitar Man!

[EquinoxElizabeth]

Omg i used to loveee these! I ordered them at one point and they were so legit! haha

Thank ya MysteryGuitarMan for reminding me of these! :D

[wesvdl1995]

:)

[JQuoix]

Neither this nor Zoobooks. My parents deprived me of a happy childhood.

[Justinw1134]

nah, i tried it all. still didn't get it

[BA11388]

I forgot all about this! Is this magazine even around anymore? Eh... i guess it doesn't matter anyway, Nick sucks now days. It's glory days are far behind it. Glad I was a 90's kid!

[beyrsf]

@BA11388 It's not that Nick sucks now, it's just that they're are too many branch channels, and some shows that Nicktoons airs are on the wrong network! DBZ Kai and Thundercats should be on TOONAMI.....wait Toonami's dead my bad=(

[RobbyToker]

A trip down memory lane!

[sailormoonfan224]

Two things:

1. None of this ever got my parents to order the magazine for me.

2. When/why did they stop printing the issues? The issues just seemed to fall off the face of the planet all of the sudden.

[Tbuck420]

The description to this video is pure genius and too true.

[420xwaytoomanyx420]

take me back to the 90's....PLEASE

[vcuauhtemoc]

oh i definitely thought forever that the narrator says "Credit cards are accepted, And grown-ups NO"

[TheSterTubeNEW]

Niggalodeon Porn Magazine

[danielvutran]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkfalo­aflmad

[volcomRiderr]

omg!! i used to mock AND GREATTTT STUFF TO COLLECT! all the timeeee.

[burlong01]

take me back to the 90's, PLEASE

[greezusbreakcore]

Omg, nostalgiaaaaaaaaaaaa

[JChat91]

Two people's parents didn't order them Nickelodeon Magazine.

[chargamer]

@JChat91 You're not funny

[wickedandy1]

I remember getting one issue of this, I flipped the fuck out....

[Jgallstar1]

I always got a little pissed that the kid wasn't evenly spacing out the green frosting on the cake.

[anarchy4sale]

I knew every single word to this commercial!!!!!!!!!

[suckithardnfast]

So much nostalgia.

[tobar1p]

I remember when they cancelled my subscription. It was a dark day indeed. =(

[EverlastingxFantasy]

This commercial came on too much.

[LJK193]

man i remember nickelodeon aired this commercial to death! btw those kids weren't really being "nice" or "polite" to their parents more like annoying them or scaring the heck out of them

[Taylor92229]

I loved getting these xD

[TheYoNate]

Those Nick jerks ruining our lives with bad stuff on they're channel and no magazine to fill in the fun... I don't even want to watch Nick anymore!

[JuggaletteBaby24]

I REMEMBER THESE COMMERCIALS!!!!!!

[koolkat59597]

Penis

[twelveZboi]

Amabo.

[jpflores93]

im just here to see Alexis thank you.

[Hunkablahhaha]

Agh!! Memories!!!

[morikahjo]

HOLY CHEESEPUFFS!!! I remember!!!! O_O  My parents never subscribed :(

[NiKKiBSEXCii]

man... this was awesome.

Too bad they don't have nickelodeon magazine

like this anymore :(

[drumfreek124]

I forgot how much I hated that girl on the rope saying "nickaloOoOoOdeon!!"

[Hadouken082]

@drumfreek124 I love you for saying that lmao

[beyrsf]

@drumfreek124 Why?

[drumfreek124]

@beyrsf Because she killed my father. And raped my mother!!

[beyrsf]

@drumfreek124 ...........

[tony6787]

0:06 is Alexis Krauss from Sleigh Bells.

[MrNemy86]

did anyone ever actually subscribe? lol

[1ShineStar1]

@MrNemy86 Yeah. I was a subscriber for over ten years. Technically, my grandma subscribed to it for me, 'cause I was just a kid, but you know what I mean. ^_^

[Monsterrenergy12]

i remember this

[quadster10]

holy shit, i remember this haha

[MissGlamarellaaa]

i knew EVERY. SINGLE. WORD to this commercial.

[flashbacks37]

Is that Bridget Mendler at 0:15?

[LouisianaRainstorm]

I cant believe I remember about 95% of the words to this commercial...how?!?!

[adedcell]

Its been atleast 10 years since ive seen this on TV and I still kno every line in this commercial, and exactly how they say it

[ItisShe]

lol I too can still recite this entire commercial haha

[oheyitshayley]

i had that grey phone too haha

[oheyitshayley]

I REMEMBER EVERY SECOND OF THIS! <3

[peachkeeny]

:''''')

[himeko009]

OMFG thank you for posting my childhood on here. I remember wanting to get Nickelodeon magazine soooooo bad!

[GetSomeMcLovin]

I remember this! What year was this on?

[CipotaxLoca]

lol ooooommg i actually remember the words to this XD

[TJandCrisshowfosho]

0:06 is alexis krauss, better known as the singer for the sleigh bells!

[52wbending52]

Oh my ha!!!! Whenever I watch the older spongebob episodes this always comes to mind!

[xxkailasaysheyxx]

I remember when i was like, 4 i'd ask my grandma to buy me one everyday.

[supersaiyanbuu]

I need a Nickoledeon Magazine subscription so I can see Amanda. PLEASE

[Jibbletoad]

I remembered.

[chattychar]

i loved this magazine. but then later it got stupid so i stopped buying it.

[freighter014]

MY BITCH MOM THREW MY NICK MAG COLLECTION AWAY FUUUUUUCK MY FUCKING LIFE

[nwesterbeckmaster]

i remember this commercial so much. what year did it first air?

[Irnrangr04]

wow i still remember every word

[mjs4484]

That's my voiceover!

[XxRebornNationxX]

@mjs4484 You're joking......?

[mjs4484]

@XxRebornNationxX Nope. I recorded the voiceover for this commercial.

[XxRebornNationxX]

@mjs4484 That's awesome!

[MakeItSimpleTV]

i still have all of my magazines... and im 18. :)

[SMS2RR]

Alexis krauss and tyler the creator on a nick magazine.

[WHATISUTUBE]

The magazine was actually damn good, too. It had plenty of fun little things in it to cut out and mess around with. Plenty of comics, too. It wasn't ''Good 90's shit'', it was good shit PERIOD.

[KckStartMyHeart]

We had that cordless phone that girl dangled on the stick in front of her dad!!This mag kicked ass!

[wileyk209zback]

Anyone else notice the announcer sounds like the same boy that voiced Henry on KABLAM?

[nairbsille]

NOSTALGIA 

[slimjim277]

I totally remember this commercial! Awesome!

[Kitsuneranger]

Back when Nick gave a crap about good tv!

[puddl3zzy0]

holy shit. every day after school I would watch this commercial and I was always too afraid to ask for the magazine. rip 90's<3

[itssbeccaax3]

my theatre professor is the dad in this commercial!! =O

[Damaymaynee]

@itssbeccaax3 Do you go to SUNY New Paltz?

[itssbeccaax3]

@Damaymaynee yes! do you?



[Damaymaynee]

@itssbeccaax3 Yes! I've been meaning to look up this video to find him haha. You in the Live Theatre class?

[Simbaholic]

Oh boy, do I remember this!!! When I was a little kid, every time this commercial came on and the announcer said "$9.97," I'd repeat it out loud. XD I don't know why. I guess I just liked the way he said it.

[TheClodfather]

I remember this flawlessly :O

[CaillouSwagNJ]

i remember this! what year is the commercial from?

[splashyyswag]

omg....... my childhood

[thepurplemedusa]

Alexi Krauss from sleigh bells was in this commercial. She's the girl with the short hair

[CrocoDuck420]

My parents never bought me a subscription.......

[onenettv2011]

puberty for @thecashmerekitten

[sunflower70ify]

i remember this

[vampireheart301]

I always wanted that cake.

[3rkid2]

Ugh, why would I want to remember this? A shitty commercial that played almost non-stop when I just wanted to enjoy some All That...

[lcplreyes]

YES! I'm a grown up now! Now I can call and order!

[marvelfreek94]

God i remember this. I cant believe the magazine was cancelled. :(

[metalpayne3]

IT PLAYED ALL OF THE TIME!!!!!!

[slavesacrifice666]

is it scary that i remember all the limes from this?

they used to spam play this commercial XD

[Queenjazzyjae]

This is crazy good. I even remember the lines from this commercial. I used to try to convince my mom to order a subscription but she wouldn't budge. She'd occasionally buy me one on the newsstand in the grocery store.

[jacksontrevon]

Holy shit, this used to play on those orange nickelodeon tapes.

[kunaiXD]

i just called..... LOL no reply! xD

[HaydenWinnett321]

Hahaha the girl from Sleigh Bells was in this commercial. Pretty cool.

[tigahwood]

@HaydenWinnett321 where?

[HaydenWinnett321]

@tigahwood at 00:05

[HaydenWinnett321]

@HaydenWinnett321 at 00:06

she is in it a couple of times.

[kmurfyy]

sad. I remember this word for word

[applefreak711]

I asked my parents soooo many times to subscribe.

[MrBiscuitCake]

omg..

[Krucius]

no amex? wtf?

[davey9000]

@Krucius fail

[Schwartz19]

anyone try calling yet?

[5JACKHOFF5]

i remember these ads being every commercial break and they are annoying as hell, i wanted a subscription so much :D

[redbearon89]

I just threw up for how much nostalgia just rushed into my veins

[Neezma]

oh... my god i forgot this even existed!!!!!!!

[HotFudge110]

Back when TV was worth watching

[mettal1392]

I am reminded how this audio was burned into my brain as a child

[lostenmusic]

...I will never taste that damned slime cake. ):

[LoboPreto]

@lostenmusic Slime Cake CAKE: 1 box yellow cake mix other ingredients on box SLIME: 1 lg vanilla instant pudding other ingredients on box 8 - 12 drops green food coloring FILLING: 1/2 pint chilled heavy cream 1 Tablespoon sugar 1 teaspoon vanilla 8 - 12 drops green food coloring INSTRUCTIONS: Make cake according to box directions in two 8- or 9-inch pans. Follow instructions for pudding, adding the food coloring as you blend it. Cover the mixture and refrigerate at least one hour.

[LoboPreto]

...

Mix all filling ingredients together in medium-size mixing bowl. With an electric mixer, whip the cream mixture until it forms soft peaks.

Place one layer of the cake on a serving plate. Spread the whipped cream thickly and evenly over the top of the cake. Put the other layer on top of the whipped cream. Cover the cake with foil and refrigerate until you're ready to serve.

Place slime in plastic bag and slowly squeeze over uncovered cake. Serve soon.

NUMBER OF SERVINGS: 8-10

[cheeseblade1]

My...my chest...why does it hurt.

[Xcyper33]

nostalgia'd so hard. 

[bobastrazi]

i can recite it cause they put it on every time there was a commercial they played it. first i nostalgia'd then i remembered the annoyance

[xShannon11x]

I remember getting these-3333

[amiswami2]

Good times, good times... I miss the 90's so much!

[thememorylanechannel]

Oh. My. God. I completely FORGOT about this! Thank you SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!

[ChazLGarner]

@thememorylanechannel 

[systemoperator]

Oh, boy! Do I remember this ever. I loved seeing this ad. all the time and I ordered a few magazines myself long ago

[wileyk209zback]

Did anyone else notice at the beginning that's the Pooh-Coo clock sound from Disney's "Winnie-the-Pooh?"