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  • super fail

  • Choreographed much?

  • Super slow demo....

  • genial coreografia

  • @0453210987 of course... its a demonstration

  • this is a fake fight, martial artist do not fight like this, and they block weakly showing that they rehearsed

  • @0453210987 you dont say...

  • @0453210987 no shit sherlock...

  • it'll be nice to see these guys doing it in a fast speed...that was just a demostration..

  • que luta lerda do caraio

  • oh my god! They should spend a Valentine's day together. Gosh it is turning perverted!!!

  • they cant do it, THEY ARE NOT ASIAN!

  • @squawkbox09 HORRIBLY HORRIBLY HORRIBLY !!! What !!! Are you a a police man or something .. LOL.

  • @sadanjd How does the word "horribly" pertain to a policeman? tiny tiny brain

  • @sadanjd "Fuck you .. You have no sense at all :q" Stop being a pussy and just respond to me on the video. lol. Are you that insecure of your pseudo intelligence that you have to cry it to me via PM? You, sir, have no sense. :) insignificant brain :(

  • Here is a new defenition of what is kung fu ?? .. Kung fu is an art the makes your life faster than usual , EXCEPT ON BED...!!! :D

  • @sadanjd HORRIBLY... Simply HORRIBLY, HORRIBLY unfunny.

    Btw, if anything, it would make you faster in bed. xD

  • @sadanjd Your pussy PM: It dose some times, when they meet an idiot like you ://

    - LOL how does that even make any sense? I can't tell whether to be insulted or feel sympathy for someone like you. small small brain you got there

  • like that, OR EVEN SOFTER...

  • gayest thing i have every seen. i'm going to watch some ufc now goodbye

  • Looks like sissy fight, Im going back to watch Bruce Lee.

  • OH man... thoses are just performance showing body control and art fluidity. Go see shaolin monks kicking boxers ass without even realizing they are beeing fliped all over the place. This is a theatral performance, not a fight.

  • wow great actors

  • kung fu is bullshit...and for kung fu, this is as real as it gets

  • @mattyblues101 Like to see you get in a fight with either one of those guys.

  • @squawkbox09 i wish i could

  • @mattyblues101 What would you consider good fighting?

  • @squawkbox09 boxing..kickboxing...jiu jitsu..anything practical in a combat situation

  • @mattyblues101 Those are really considered sports than actual systems of fighting. Maybe Jiu Jitsu but not boxing and kickboxing. If you mean fighting like on the streets or if someone tries to mug you with a knife or whatever(hence the "practicality"), then you wouldn't just stick to boxing or kickboxing when the other opponent is destined to do everything it takes to fight you. Kungfu specializes in many different move sets and muscle group training.

  • @squawkbox09 ok believe what you want...but one thing you should know is kung fu is was developed as a self defense for women ..i never saw a kung fu fighter win a fight ever...name one kung fu fighter then can defeat mike tyson..or Ali..or rocky marciano..you wont be able to..im done

  • @mattyblues101 Depends on circumstances pal. No martial art was made just for women.

    Didn't Tyson hurt his hand in a streetfight because he had no gloves? Ali when getting disabled from all his past wouldn't last with a younger, tougher fighter trained in whatever. People like you forget that statement, "it depends,,,"I'm done also. Oh, by the way, I saw kung fu people win fights on the street.

  • @mattyblues101 Kungfu was NOT developed solely for women. WC kungfu was. Not Kungfu as a whole! Get your facts straight, PLEASE.

    "i never saw a kung fu fighter win a fight ever" That doesn't make literal sense.

    Yes, I would be able to. Don't assume.

    Bruce Lee(PRIME) using his very practical street fighting kungfu vs Ali boxing.

    Bruce Lee(prime) was just way faster than Ali(prime).

    In addition, if BL's physical stats are true, BL would be considered stronger AND faster.

  • @squawkbox09 OK .. if you really think BL can defeat Ali thats just fine and dandy...Bullshit ..but fine and dandy..have you ever saw BL fight for real? or just in the movies?.and who do you think taught BL boxing? ALI

  • @mattyblues101 Muhammad Ali never even taught Bruce Lee boxing. Also, I like how you used one of the best boxers in recent history that outweighs BL by about 80 pounds. How about Manny Pacquiao? He's very similar to Bruce Lee's height and weight, plus he's a really good boxer. If BL(prime) were to use his street fighting KF mechanism, he would beat Manny 9/10 times. But if BL had to box MP, then BL would lose 9/10 times. BUT, if BL used his SFKF and Manny used his boxing, BL wins

  • @mattyblues101 Oh, and in response to the "did you ever saw BL fight for real?"

    Here: Bruce Lee defeated three-time champion British boxer Gary Elms by way of knockout in the third round in the 1958 Hong Kong Inter-School amateur Boxing Championships by using Wing Chun traps and high/low-level straight punches.

  • @squawkbox09 gary elms is a tomato can...PLEASE.. you aint gonna convince me that kung fu is a good fighting art...have a great day..move along dude...whats up your ass?...did you just watch the last dragon or some shit?

  • @mattyblues101 Stop being an ad hominem. Attack the argument, not the person.

    He was a 3 time BOXING champion.

    By the way, it's not the art that's bad, it's the practitioner.

    If you get a 600 pound grizzly bear to fight a 200 pound kickboxer, it's pretty obvious the bear would murder him.

    So should we all resort to fighting like a wild animal?

    Kicking, clawing, scratching, punching, slashing?

    That sounds like street fighting to me! :D

  • @squawkbox09 OK great ...a "streetfight" "claws" ok have a good day

  • @mattyblues101 "Clawing" is scratching if you think about it. The nails on us are like the claws of animals.

    So is slashing if you haven't noticed.

    Plus, headbutting and thrusting, grappling. Sounds like some of Bruce Lee's fighting technique to me!

    Let's say a 200 pound man vs another 200 pound man; both having the EXACT same physical abilities. Who would win? The man that is fluent with MANY different fight techniques, or the one that sticks to punching and parrying? Hm?

  • @mattyblues101 See? This proves my point of the practitioner not the art they use.

    If the practitioner uses kungfu, but he's much slower and weaker than the big, bad boxer, then it's pretty obvious and unfair that the boxer would win because of his physical advantages. So would reflexes, like faster reflexes that the opponent has.

    So neither boxing isn't better than kungfu, nor is kungfu any better than boxing.

    You, sir, have a nice day. :)

  • @squawkbox09 ok leroy...cool...can i order a pizza with beansprouts? just directa yo feetsa to daddy green's pizza

  • @mattyblues101 Oh, by the way, to wrap it all up,

    Bruce lee sent a 200 pound man flying 20 feet away from a one inch Wing Chun kungfu punch. :)

  • @mattyblues101 What did that comment even mean? Something about a foot fetish, or?

  • hip hop

  • they arent eventrying..

  • to slow

  • beautifully choreographed but fake

  • @LoveDJCammy Bruce lee's master who taught him wing chun would say "No one type is the best, it is about the man wielding the style" and I agree with this. Just like how in true kung fu multiple styles are used harmoniously as one, for ex: Crane & Tiger mixed is quite effective. I just think it matters on how you see things on your perspective

  • Aww isn't that cute. I wonder if they got to hold hands afterwards. Cmon seriously!?!!

  • The sound they're making is incredible! It's so bad ass, only the truly enlightened can hear the power of their strikes. Sorry, @TheCandyMan01, but you're just not there yet

  • @TheMontyMime He said that to get a reaction, and you fell for it. Kung Fu being "badass" is neither true nor false. An enlightened man would be able to recognize that, and respect any opinion, whether it agrees with his own or not. For someone who claims to have a deep appreciation for Kung Fu, you are very disrespectful and condescending.

    I would like to mention that I appreciate all forms of martial artistry, Kung Fu included. I'm not defending his opinion, merely stating my own.

  • kung fu is a joke!

    

  • @TheCandyMan01 Look at sanda and say that.

  • @TheCandyMan01 this fake scripted crape is a joke... real "kung fu" is not a joke

  • @TheCandyMan01 Oh really? Bruce Lee used kung fu to create his own kind of martial art (Jeet-Kune-Do). The kung fu that he used is Wing Chun, it's said that Wing Chun is the most deadly weapon. I'm practicing Wing Chun, Shaoling Kung fu, Jiujitsu. Wing Chun is the greatest of them all and most fun also. You should try it out... Noob

  • worst fight choreography ever

  • this is fake because they r doing it so slow

  • thisis totally crap

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  • This is soooooooo gay

  • oh my god is everyone here fucking stupid. it was meant to be like that. it wasent full fucking contact

  • that was fucking stupid.

  • @mcballsack123 then dont watch

  • @treeman335

    how the fuck am i supposed to know that it would be stupid if i didn't watch it dumbass.

  • @mcballsack123  Dont start fights you cant win Troll piece of shit

  • @treeman335 I didnt start jackshit. i was merely stating my opinion you little faggot.

  • @mcballsack123 now you are starting something get the fuck of youtube if your just gonna piss people off, trust me, theres some people you just dont to fuck with

  • @treeman335 youre not tough. shut up bitch your probably a yellow belt in mantis style.

  • @mcballsack123 I dont even do matis you dumb fuck, get a life and dont start shit your gonna regret, just a warning, but i suggest you leave this argument now.

  • @treeman335 what the fuck are you going to do about it? where do you live so i can go over there and drunken box the shit out of your pusshole

  • @mcballsack123 bring it bitch, though i doubt you could afford to bring your hillbilly ass all the way to ireland you white trash piece of shit. ill gut your fat fucking body, because thats all you pigs are good for.

  • @treeman335 dude what are u talking about??

  • suck

    

  • cute dance

  • What about a knee in the balls? Or punch to the jugular?

  • drunkin is not a master

  • Winner.... Sonya Blade

  • this is the best shit ever.

    it's just common sense vs common sense.

    at the last minute the drunks sense failed him and he was smashed.

  • They are just dancing together...

  • ......that is.....did you guys ever practice?

  • *ahem* they call it drunken boxing because you have to be DRUNK son!

  • so fuking FACK!!!!

  • the choreography is poor and slow.

    very bored

  • the choreography is poor and slow,

    very bored

  • we know it is choreographed morons, but isn't it well done? The moves are swift and precise!

  • wow that's the most choreographed fight i've seen...

  • O:31 Butt slap

  • The only reason why I didn't click like or dislike is cause of the choreography

  • fake or not, match was pretty beautiful, no homo

  • Seems legit ...

  • I think you mean drunken, not drunking

  • When's the film coming out?

  • all of you people are retarded if you think this is a real match

  • That dude is not fully master the drunk punch yet,just can tell by his movement

  • LOL, pussies are afraid to get hit....

  • wooww! that's horrible and gay!

  • @Mhorg You're horrible and gay.

  • Capoeira vs Drunken Fist(Zui Quan)

  • In Soviet Russia, there is only Drunking Mantis!

  • Wow, Mantis style is truly beautiful. :)

  • its called katas,,,,2 different styles performing with one another,,,,,get your all fucking facts straight before you speek,,,ty

  • bo'rai'cho

    vs

    kung lao

  • looks like they perform fighting scenes from a jackie chan or a bruce lee movie^^ looks really nice even if its show...its a sort of art!^^

  • he needs more introduction before drunken fist starts fighting. what i like most about real people who practice drunken fist is that they give a good introduction showing theyre impressive balance. its also funny to watch :)

  • slowest guys in town.. more like turtle vs snail..i would completely devastate these guys with thai boxing even if they went fast just kick there thigh until they cant walk. im not bagging on their fighting style just how poorly they performed their demonstration

  • @livethechaos13 asswhipe, it was a demostration no real

  • @matxloco did you even read my whole comment i called it a demonstration.. dickwipe

  • @livethechaos13 Go up to a Shao lin temple and challenge someone.

  • why are they all slow-mo?

  • @MisterOnionz its a preformance

  • @spree1546 i know that, but that doesn't mean they should go super slow -.- i think it would look better if it were a bit faster...just my opinion.

  • @MisterOnionz well if they were doing it fast no one would tell what was going on

  • Drunking LOSE? why? i wanna be drunking ¬¬

  • It would be a good show if they're actually hitting each other... Like an underground muay thai boxing....

  • so fake

  • @sniperspreepro dont u kno this type of sparring? well obviously u dont cuz ey cudnt be serious here thn they wud been disqualified, it's like a tournament.... i quess they wud kick ur ass in a real fight

  • @sniperspreepro

    Lol do you think it is meant to be a real fight?

    man lol

  • this performance is better than allot of movies ive seen

  • @TheMartialartsJedi because i think alot of people want to see some1 use these styles in competition. its anoyying wen ur trying to find a good competitve kung fu vid and it is just one of these choreographed matches.

  • although this is hard to do it looks very stiff and choreographed

  • teabag!! x3

  • these guys are good at performing but not fighting.

  • im not saying i want them to yell**

  • you see my problem is i love the kung fu styles and the beauty of the art, but i cant the emotionless way that the moves are demonstrated. i my self take taekwondo and we have more emotion with the kia's. im saying i want them to yell with every move like see alot of schools doing, but you dont see them even expelling air to tighten the stomach and mucsels for power or focus. i love the ar,t just the emotionless sorta erks me i guess. even im a demonstration like this.

  • @niceguy2494

    Shaolin, I can't imagine you would do such a thing as expelling air. such a repeated sharp flexing of those muscles disrupts your breathing, and also leads to fatigue,on top of that for the split moment the muscles are flexed would allow a blow to actually have an impact upon their stance. Is it possible your knowledge with taekwondo clouding the way you analyze this demonstration?Taekwondo is pure power style derived from the wartorn battlefield.But Chinese kung fu is different

  • @luxiniv320 Your the one that doesnt know what hes talking about. Taekwondo is hundreds of years old, and it has nothing to do with "The war torn battle field!

  • @cascocat : P I know about how Tae kwon do came to be..and yes, it did start on the battlefield,but as a different form that was heavily worked into what eventually became TKD,then became a competitive art.... are you saying there weren't wars hundreds of years ago? :/ I stand by what I say about the chinese martial arts..and why they seem 'emotionless'..but apparently you didn't bother reading what I said right after this comment. Where are your 'credentials' that you can say im wrong?

  • Im no expert on either forms..those are just my analysis from the core theories and principles that I understand that are carried with said forms

  • OMG he tea bagged the guy in the end XDDDD

  • What the matter with all of you this is great performance, for many it looks its but i assure you its not.

  • I thought porn was forbidden on youtube

  • @djMVW

    ... it is. The fuck are you talking about?

  • @qzniel

    I also thought that trolling is forbidden on Youtube...I'm joking man....xD

  • Choregraphed! PIty, both guys look well practiced, but they're holding back so much

  • @SavageInsight

    I think one is supposed to be a woman.

  • @DrMabuse2006 That's mean.

  • are all chinese so awesome when drunk? :3

  • Zui Quan. One of the Wushu based styles, yes very effective. The basic Ideal of the style is to use gyration to develop strong attacks at vital points and using the gyrative movments to cause confusion. Truly, one of the best syles availible. I would loke to see itcompred to JKD (Jeet Kune Do). Both have similar emphasis on deception and precogniatibe strike.

  • @Bryndareller

    Drunken boxing is fake. Nobody, anywhere, ever has used that shit to win a real fight.

    Second, JKD is in no way about deception.

    ... and "precogniatibe" is not a word. If you're looking for "precognitive" - that is also wrong. Seeing how it's is not possible for you to know what your opponent is going to do, before he does it.

  • @qzniel The term drunken boxing may be, but Drunken monkey form is a legit kung-fu technique used in many shaolin monasteries as well as the wudang mountains. Another ancient form is Zui Quan which is slightly similar, however Zui Quan technique imitates the form of a drunken human whereas Drunken monkey imitates that of a drunk monkey drinking stolen wine, most likely deriving from ancient stories as one could imagine.

  • Drunken fist is not a real fighting style people... Its an show fight style.

  • @austinerb666 Puhh. learn your history. 

  • @austinerb666 I agree with austinerb666 learn your history it is an auctual style they teach it, it is just one of the hardest style since you have to be relaxed, and have to be VERY flexable

  • @austinerb666

    actually, it is an extremely effective fighting style. Probably more so than any other style of martial art I have studied. I can't tell you how surprised your opponent will be once he realizes, far too late, that you AREN'T really drunk at all. I have completely destroyed more than a few bar bullies with this style.

  • @latinamajor

    I think any opponent would realise that you are not drunk, because you and he have probably just been arguing for 5 minutes prior to the fight starting, all of a sudden you start moving like a retard, like the woman at the satrt of the film... that ain't going to put anyone off or make them think you are drunk.

  • @stephenbungert

    Funny, most of the fights I see involve little or no talking at all. Usually it's some jackass stiff shouldering people or harassing women. Maybe the 'rules' are different where you live but there SURE AS HELL is no rule where I live that states that you must FIRST argue with someone 'for 5 minutes' before they start throwing punches at you.

  • what the fuck i wanna see an actual fight

  • seems that they were dancing plus than demostrating something =

  • @TheMartialartsJedi yeah where they aint all like trying to kill eachother its more of a dance

  • clowns

  • @TheMartialartsJedi its eaither a "Performance" or form fighting

  • A true master of Kung Fu(great discipline) will die with no blood on his hands. A Ninja will only kill if his way of life is threatened

  • @MrDoomNet ninjas will also kill if they're paid to

  • @peacevic

    Not allways! Ninjas has to kill everyone who see their face too.

  • @peacevic also for beer?

  • @tekzunited you don"t have to be a ninja to kill for beer

  • @tekzunited that goes without saying.....

  • Im sure this is not part of the 12 steps

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  • I see drunken fights down my local every night. Not a classy lookin as this stuff tho. They mustn't be drinkin whiskey?

  • @BeerDiddleyBeer lol funny jokeXD

  • where s  borracho

  • Oh my God! Drunken Fist is real?! *Epic fan boy scream*

  • what the fuck is drunking?

  • There are lots of drunken fights all over the world.

  • bullshit

  • The performance would look better if they were faster.