iJustine Goes to; Best Buy, The Dry Cleaner, Then Gets A Haircut

[DrTheKay]

Ahhhh these are generic dude.

[fearonthefat]

Haha archfiend all those jokes made me laugh, you should definitely post more of these jokes

[TheMrCRISTOF]

I like the video im subscried to ijustine and a big fan and whoever thiks he is jealous of her is a fukin idiot hes just msking a joke

[desuParfait]

Oh my god

Amazing.

[ShadyRealRap96]

i cant belive that i laughed about the toaster joke HAHA

[nintendude24]

@casperg148 And that is why you fail!

[MovieMattness]

For some reason, I had not seen this one, and I actually laughed out loud! Great way to start my day.

[casperg148]

This is one of the most sad channels I have ever seen.. Seriously? You make money on videos where you talk shit about other people? This isn't even criticism. This is straight up attacking... Whatever, I guess the trolls need a leader too..

[em700]

@casperg148 Totally agree. So sad.

[ShadyRealRap96]

@casperg148  i guess you brain washed dumb fucks need a leader too...so keep watch iwhores videos, bitch

[9zBrandon]

These jokes are hilarious. Anybody think otherwise? You'll have to get past ME. Unless your bigger than me. Then do whatever the fuck you want just please dear god stay back.

[9zBrandon]

Did you turn into a human exhaust pipe at the end?

[SirSinaFallah]

Damn these jokes are worse than iJustine's videos.

[LOOOL811]

Why is Best Buy selling toasters?

[TheJokefiend]

@LOOOL811

Best Buy has sold toasters for years. I know. I used to work at Best Buy.

[IrapeEntertainment]

@LOOOL811 lulz, ur that dumb troll dude from the RWJ vid XD

[LOOOL811]

@IrapeEntertainment Not really a troll if I'm just expressing my point of view. If I wanted to troll, I would've typed out a comment that was intended to make the Archfiend rage, which was not what I did.

[Nameless666Maggot]

Your videos make me smile... I thank you Sir!

[NetworkCore]

iJustine is a dumb whore

[JCR105]

I've heard every single one of those before....

[Spl4shD4m4ge]

@JCR105 Damn you're right, once a joke's been told it's a sin to EVER reiterate it again. Shame on him!

[OMGVickyShutUp]

I don't like u I don't understand why you waste your time making videos hating

[Spl4shD4m4ge]

@OMGVickyShutUp you*

[ShadyRealRap96]

@OMGVickyShutUp why u waste your time watching em?

[colouredbills]

You look like you have AIDS and cerebral palsy

[TheJokefiend]

@colouredbills

I do because I do.

[LloydIrving84]

I love how hard people try to piss you off. Its like they think they can make a difference, make you see, "the error in your ways."

I may think you are a bit extreme in your opinions, but I know for sure calling you names and other stuff like that would be like trying to break down a brick wall. With a plastic spoon.

[Bllackguard666]

LOL, awesome stuff Fiend!

[ZealotXion]

@TheGuyWhoLikesPie100 All except for TheArchFiend I would bet.....

[ZealotXion]

@ijustine Arch read my lips --- S.T.F.U. I gave all I could after my life was in order. So I'm now a @ss because of it. Arch shut your trap. We all got needs, genius. You trash ppl like this video for putting themselves first & it makes me sick....You made such cruel videos on here, I hope she gets to see one. You put so many gr8 talents to waste on hating. You are so selfish and feel good @ tearing others down.....Your life is def. empty AF, u do nothing but hate....

[TheJokefiend]

@ZealotXion

u mad bro?

[2xXxPunisherxXx2]

@TheJokefiend Dont worry about this idiot (not you TheJokeFiend) he pretty much kisses ijustines ass 24/7

[soadfan235]

@ZealotXion Wow is the internet this fucking important to you, get over it. Why do you care so much about Ijustine even though she's a sub whore and a dumb ass. Also she's a grown ass adult and if someone says something about her i think she can handle it on her own.

[ZealotXion]

@ijustine Yo "Archfiend"...Tearing someone down for no reason when they aren't even here to defend. Real class! Writing "you are stupid", over & over..as if you knew justine at all. You know I wasn't sure about u before, now I'm certain your a big douche-bag..Trying to make ppl feel guilty spending $ is so crass. Childish. So when I spent 1200 on my new PC I bet I'm evil, rite? When 1st PC is a 1998 POS. No, I'm to feel guilty I didn't get a mess of kids $1000 worth of food. Screw you!! Wow..

[naddisay]

That awkward moment when you pause for someone to laugh and no one does because your jokes are mean and just not funny in general.

[SavertonJr]

@naddisay I suggest getting haircut, well it wouldn't make difference because your videos are terrible.

[mrizzo35]

Man, all your video's are the same..... THEY SUCK!!!

[fearonthefat]

Good one

[wargun1000]

this was funny and proves she is a total dumbass

[Blackcat0207]

iJ's videos are better than this.

[hanmatti]

@Blackcat0207 She makes a video "OMG I WANT PIZZA AND NOW I EAT PIZZA".. getting 4 million views, asking for likes etc. If you think that it's good content then you don't know what entertainment value is.

[SavertonJr]

@hanmatti True that

[gigimakikomi]

ok, I was one of those who criticized you for insulting people but, man, i've got to admit it... i laughed my ass of... those jokes were REALLY funny, especially the dry cleaner one ! loved it

[TheJokefiend]

@Rudyisawesome1

No. Just make sure you use words properly. Especially when you attempt to call someone a "dumbass".

[slb1998]

@TheJokefiend he said your are, so it should be *you, not *you're.

[TheJokefiend]

@Rudyisawesome1

*You're

[Tman545380]

@TheJokefiend i didnt know you own a dumbass since he used "your"

[iJustineTheWhore]

The second joke is definitely the best.

[SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14]

The first was only funny because of the pause :D

[ThErAmWaNtShAm]

So TheArchfiend's walking down the woods when he sees iJustine hanging from a tree.

He asks her "why are you hanging from a tree with a rope around your stomach?"

She replies by saying "i'm trying to commit suicide"

He says "if that's the case, why not hang from your neck?"

She says "because I couldn't breathe".

[MsYpsylon]

this is gold.

[TheMrAdversity]

This is great lol

[jghv1]

Brilliant vid.

[MsBin74]

LOL toaster

LOL mustard

ROFLMAO the breathing instructions!

Totally raping the like button for this one.

PS: who is an iJustine?

[TheTribes44]

I like how you laughed at the last second of the video.

[ZombieGamer5k]

+, these are all freakin funny!

[TheJokefiend]

@ZombieGamer5k

Thanks.

[ZombieGamer5k]

are you a nice person. i just want to know. im not saying that to be mean either.

[kak10053]

the second one i was like "what" and then after a few seconds i was laughing so hard i fell off the couch...... thats what i get when i up watching youtube at 1 in the morning

[DBurner9]

Funny

[TheNightcloudHATER]

@kimmyg1989 i dont really care about subscribers either. nice poem ;)

[TheNightcloudHATER]

@kimmyg1989 this means you are jealous of archfiend since you only have 1 subscriber. fail. 

[TheJokefiend]

@kimmyg1989

*you're 

[1ShowMeTheMoney1]

The second one was the best

[harokatty]

6 people thought a toaster was a tv. =P

[stevegarmon]

Second joke Is the best blonde joke in history.

[nealer12]

OMG those jokes where so funny

[TheNightcloudHATER]

second joke was AWESOME

[Beandipped69]

Is it wrong if I l found the final joke funniest at dropping dead w/out need for reason?

[maxassasin911]

ijustine shane and phil are going to disney land and they suddenly go back home rwj asks why did you come back when shane replies the sign said disney land left

[9Iamthewalrus]

I'm not sure that best buy sells toasters, bot funny as hell

[RealityWithATwistCom]

best buy! WHAT!!!

[patrickc1193]

This video just made my day. Thank you Archfiend!

[DDarkusTriforce]

@TheJokeFiend

HAHAHAHA!!! That seriously wasn't sarcastic, I laughed at all three! XD

[kamekakarot]

Oh, I get the last joke. She's so stupid, she can't even remember to breathe unless she's being instructed. That's funny

[ravebellrock2]

Wow your real original and mature. Especially the last joke. Not original. Now I'm not trying to argue but i hate you as a youtuber but i personally prefer your archfiend channel even though i hate it.

[ozonepizza3562]

holy fuckin shit dude!! U think maybe u can come up with some good elaborate, intellectual jokes!!? I swear you have the mind of a fucking 12 year old!!

[Roboprez3]

the last one was genius XD

[sheepskin47]

The 2nd joke was gold.

[RuchitFilms]

dude monkeys could tell that's a bad joke! and i'm not a hater but you are as lame as dane cook telling that joke about vanessa hudgens at last years kids choice awards!

[TheJokefiend]

@RuchitFilms fur realz?!

[MICHAELWASHINGTON09]

i dident get the first one at all but the outher 2 cracked me up

[JakabBigShow]

@MICHAELWASHINGTON09 thats why they didnt sell you the TV

[shannonjustkidding]

ew. you aren't funny. so stop thinking you're hot shit. thanks. and also, you can't be talking about ijustine in any kind of mean way... cause last time i checked she's the one with way more subs than you'll EVER get.

[TheJokefiend]

@shannonjustkidding And her having more subs means what exactly in the real world ...?

[TheJokefiend]

@shannonjustkidding LOL!! what a surprise. You're 15. Nuff said.

[QuitKickingThatDog]

@TheJokefiend lame, lame and really lame and making fun of 15 year old how mature are you! and i can make better jokes than these three jokes!

[TheJokefiend]

@QuitKickingThatDog All talk and no action.

You couldn't tell a "knock knock" joke that a 5 year old would laugh at.

[APIC4PINY4L3G]

@TheJokefiend lol why do you pause so long after yo tell a joke

[WatchdogDisciple]

@shannonjustkidding uhhh..............NEWS FLASH DUMBASS sub numb isnt worth shit. oh and if we cant make fun of iwhore's stupidity because of her so called popularity, then i guess we cant make gay jokes about shane daw......awww too soon? I Believe laughter is the ambrosia of society JOKES ARE FUNNY. It doesn't matter who the target is. GTF OFF MY INTERNETS

[typhlame95]

@shannonjustkidding Just because he has less subs means that he PHYSICALLY IS UNABLE to talk about her in a mean way? He obviously can or he would not physically be able to do it, film it, and upload it to YouTube. Also, your grammar is terrible.

[Meleemaster30]

@shannonjustkidding Your a dumbass fan boy, "NOO IM A GIRLL!!" Same fucking thing dumbass. Subscribers doesn't mean shit. The only... and ONLY reason she is one of the most subscribed is because she is attractive. Thats the ONLY REASON.

[bloodsweetdisaster]

LOL, First one was so lame I had to laugh, second was was LMFAO, third one was ighty ^-^

[iCoffees]

OMFG I LOL'D!!

[haisevaewok]

This was great.

[keyblade8]

Uh oh, looks like this video's gotten a thumbs down! Who here thinks it's islutqueen?

[AussieKidProductions]

haha pretty good jokes.

You just scare me after you tell the joke and stare at the camera.

Maybe have something inbetween?

[UnitedWeAreComedy]

The second and third are really funny!!!!

[strushkathell]

I just love the awkward pause between jokes!

[firebat42]

To iJustine: Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. The roses are dying, the violets are dead, the sugars bowls empty and so is your head.

.....yeah.....

[KrimzonMetalHead]

@firebat42 The best I heard in a while.

[si421]

I'd heard of the 1st and 3rd joke before, still made me LOL!! The 2nd one was awesome, such a win Jokefiend

[CecoBg3]

ROFL The second joke is Phucking hilarious "Cum again ? No its just mustard this time" LOL !

[Herriman]

Remember when she tried to smoke her iPad?

iJustine and Shane are both dumb retards.

[xrandomguy1993x]

God i'm confused about the reply system.Getting to start is really irritating but the jokes were funny to listen.2nd one i didn't get at first but a good one.

[TheIrvman08]

First Joke = Fail

Second Joke = LMAO

Third Joke = haha

[TheJokefiend]

@TheIrvman08 Agreed.

[6hostraven]

@TheJokefiend

1) Love it

2) I swear that joke is mayyonaise(sp?) not mustard (mayyonaise(sp?) is white)

3) <--# of mins the average person can survive without oxygen ^.~

[Herriman]

@TheIrvman08 I liked the first joke actually.

[Jakeallen86]

Yes. It is very funny Joke'. It is very funny to lol at her dieing

[mannimarco3]

The birds chirping in the background are the funniest part.

[CRAICandCHAOS]

Nice jokes, Jokefiend!

[heartabc]

Wow, just wow.

The second one was just..wow.

I liked it though. :)

[Bouncer9000]

Priceless, good sir, priceless!

[UpTheIrons1994]

As popular as these jokes probably are I never heard them before.  Took me a while to get the double meaning of that... second joke. Lol

[CrispyCritty]

Lol. That was epic. The third one being the best imo.

[brunobb1]

hahahaha the last joke was hilarious!

[TrooperLinks]

I love the little pauses between jokes and how you're able to stay serious through that lol.

[fratdogs]

phucking love the second joke

[JoelH790]

I bet the old man behind the counter asked iJustine to go to the storage room for a nice time.

[TheOSUfan46]

lol really funny

[TheArchfiendStudios]

iJustine is hawt.

[irocz0r]

So weird that The Archfiend and The Jokefiend moved at the same time. It would be such a weird coincidence if IGSRJ moved too just to keep up with the Joneses.

[wayne388]

Definitely one of your better ones! XD

[kaleedeo]

lol

[jojomon91]

The ending made me LOL really. Ijustine isn't smart really. I wonder how she spells Smart.

[hobodude68]

@jojomon91

iSmart.

[jojomon91]

@hobodude68

Oh, I have a better one, ISTOOPID. XD

[SaiteK1911]

lol the ending.

[aclonegeek]

I lo'd so hard. Thanks, keep em' coming :).

[xBebiVegetax]

Come on Joke', you'd still tap dat right? RIGHT!?

[TheJokefiend]

@xBebiVegetax Who wouldn't?

[DRGRVD23]

@TheJokefiend

For some reason, you look like Commander Shepard from the Mass effect series. Only thinner.

[jax12007]

@TheJokefiend Shane Dawson.

[TheJokefiend]

@jax12007 Good point.

[WarriorWithNoPurpose]

Come again?

No just mustard this time!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

[SabinleRose]

You're going to have to explain yourself, good sir.

Why the fuck was ijustine buying a T.V? Apple doesn't make T.Vs.

[TheJokefiend]

@SabinleRose You know... I had that same exact thought while telling the joke.

[Jex64]

@TheJokefiend actually, there is such a thing as an apple TV, its just stupid and expensive as hell

[dexmex39]

@SabinleRose They Do Look Its Called An Apple T.V

[SabinleRose]

@dexmex39

Actually, no they don't. It's not a T.V Thats how badly apple fails at naming their products. Next up is the Apple Knife which will be a spoon.

[SuperNES16]

Golden jokes as always.

[aldfkjldasfkj]

...or not dye her hair in iJustine's case

[SnarfTheHoovySlayer]

The first joke is gold.

[kelliko70]

LOL

[peytonmanning1288]

Second joke was very lulzy

[IrritatedGamer]

hahaha

[MrAlcatrazDick]

FUCKIN SWEET!

[Q9R42]

These jokes are very rightfully made. But i'd like to correct that: iJustine < Blonde.

[TheJokefiend]

@Q9R42 True that.

[Kenkas15]

Lol, iWhore is pathetic.

[FormulaBuildDOTcom]

I have a poem for idisgusting - Roses are Red, Violates are Blue, I'll Fuck you with a Rake.

[TheJokefiend]

@FormulaBuildDOTcom Epic.

[WatchdogDisciple]

@FormulaBuildDOTcom im a poetry expert and that is not a poem that is a friken shakespearian sonnet ahh music to mah ears lolololol

[harokatty]

@FormulaBuildDOTcom That's from Shane unfunny Dawson.

[Tw1stedMoogle]

Keep'em comin' man!

[SevTheRev]

I like the Ravens towel. I have one, too.

[grantkerr94]

i lolcated

[juardf]

This is sewious!

[iscrewy]

Lol I like the pauses between each joke and the face you make. Makes it funny...

[edgewoodblake]

lolololol

[RobotnikandFriends]

Oh dats silly.

[DaPorygon]

lulz

[TheJokefiend]

Nintendo.

[DaveTheUseless]

@TheJokefiend It's a Nintoaster!

[oddbod60]

sony

[jojomon91]

@TheJokefiend

Gamecube

[dannythesage]

@TheJokefiend FTW