this is what i think, its 1,000 years after a great nuclear war and now most humans have died out or become whatever salad fingers is, now salad fingers went insane after being alone for so long.
Before anyone says that Salad Fingers is female because of the lactating teat, males can and do lactate (look up male galactorrhea), especially when under severe stress or when suffering from certain medical conditions (like pituitary tumors).
Makes me think that Dave, the creator ( I think thats his name) lives with a family member or someone who has some type of brain dysfunction who is always tripping out like they're on shrooms or acid at random times and NEVER know whats going on but are ALWAYS happy...
hmm... this looks like someone who survived a nuclear attack or something and remembers the past a lot, looks a little fucked up obviously but you gotta wonder what he was like, or she, before it happened. looks like those little puppets were his friends before and they all died horrible deaths, and nuclear radiation would explain why everyone looks so fucked up. deep kinda makes you think, brings out your inner killer for some reason
David Firth has got some twisted imagination but i think its really cool cuz it's got a lasting impression on me. Way better than watching a horror movie. slickstrings's right, brain fucks are a better experience even if you don't quite know why :P
this is what movies should be about. Im sick of horror movies being about sheer pointless horrible sick torture, gore and plain disgusting rape and sick shit. Why not horror movies about REALLY FUCKING FREAKY GOINGS ON!! thats waaay better. cos brain fucks always have you thinking long after the movie
It's funny that no harm seems to come of Salad Fingers... Even in Cage, when he's trapped he decides to 'go home' and pretty much vanishes! I've decided that Salad Fingers is like a modern day gragoel... Any bad shit will get going when you're hangin wiv Salad lol
How do some people think this is funny!?!?! Its just messed up and so sketchy! Oddly entertaining.... But I find no humor in it.. Just absolute creepieness
The only part of this that creeped me out was when Salad was sitting in house and he got (sexual?) pleasure from rubbing the nettle on his breast. Creepy shit... David Firth would be an excellent professional horror director.
omg this guy is weird whoever made this is an EMO! god help hes discusting, salad fingers is! who is .. uugh this revolting just absolutely gross. >:(
I can't believe this used to scare me when I was younger.
kingtorm2 1 day ago
Wonder why I can't sleep at night...
SmallCockatoo 4 days ago
love the flute at 3:11, i mean how random!
1strunnergirl 1 week ago 2
Nipple jizz :(
RikuRiku 1 week ago
These videos are really creepy.
ReeseCupASJ14 2 weeks ago 2
@ReeseCupASJ14 That's the point...
Seltzer1Liter 1 week ago
Stupid old man. He doesnt even have any Nettles.
DoctorOreoCat 3 weeks ago
GYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!
DiabeticL 4 weeks ago
ths is sick
borkokid 1 month ago
Again what the fucking fuck.
MissLittleDudette 1 month ago
Press 6 For "Happy Times" :D
MunroChambers100 1 month ago 2
they must have been f* cked up when they made this or they were realy funny
sexysissy4 1 month ago
rock on salad fingers
ctobs27 1 month ago
i find this very hard to masturbate too
turkeyarse50 1 month ago
this is fucked
turkeyarse50 1 month ago
e.e Nettles make him hornayyy
deathkukki 1 month ago
he is a beautiful flute player :)
V0caloidange1 1 month ago 3
WHO WAS THE CREATOR OF THIS HORRIFIC CHARACTER?!?!
I would like them to sighn mah back.
V0caloidange1 1 month ago
O.O I would not want a warm glass of milk from him...
378SweetCheeks 1 month ago 3
this is what i think, its 1,000 years after a great nuclear war and now most humans have died out or become whatever salad fingers is, now salad fingers went insane after being alone for so long.
scompieie 2 months ago
This... Will give anyone nightmares.
trobuckets 2 months ago
why did that dude wanted to ..whatever he wanted to do
mamezerox 2 months ago
Before anyone says that Salad Fingers is female because of the lactating teat, males can and do lactate (look up male galactorrhea), especially when under severe stress or when suffering from certain medical conditions (like pituitary tumors).
lexikalfanfic 2 months ago
This is pure evil
jaredb711 2 months ago
All I want to know is where the fuck he got that flute from
MrWrongoStarr 2 months ago
@MrWrongoStarr LLMMFFAAOO X''DDDDDDDDD <3 *loves this*
CookieMonsturGrr 2 months ago
@CookieMonsturGrr you are a fuking creep if u love this
kylestewart12341 2 months ago
@kylestewart12341 Aww thanks dewd C: <3 . I love it so much ^-^ . So yeah . I'm a creep . Deal With It Bich <33
CookieMonsturGrr 2 months ago
@CookieMonsturGrr creep
kylestewart12341 2 months ago
3 words - what . the . fuck?
MiiaAnderton 2 months ago
thumbs up if 1:36 sounded like he waz having an orgasmmmmm
MissHopeDC 3 months ago
thumbs up if 1:37 sounded like he waz having an orgasmmmmm
MissHopeDC 3 months ago
Sketch as Fuck.
lola23062 3 months ago
thumbs up if you thought his head was going to fall off at 3:07
cookiemonster071992 3 months ago 45
@cookiemonster071992 true shitttt
MissHopeDC 3 months ago
thats so so so kool
:)
hotty92000 3 months ago
uhh....O_O
cosailslover 3 months ago
who ever made this had a weierd child hood
PROxHOTSHOT 3 months ago
holy fucking shit.....
i can't look away!!!
LOLyouvids 3 months ago
Press 6 for the best part
wizardbaker 3 months ago
I...I don't know what to do.
Pyronify 3 months ago in playlist Liked
????._.???? what....the.....fuck am i watching
catwoman247ify 3 months ago
sweet jesus scariest shit ever
maddyalephdt 3 months ago 5
this gives me the willies.
rainbowandzombie 3 months ago
im so confused.... :O
elainthepain 4 months ago
what... the... fucking... hell...
thedragonwolfgirl 4 months ago
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verry odd and freaky
theultralordzzz 4 months ago
verry odd and freaky
theultralordzzz 4 months ago
What are nettles?!
TheGogka 4 months ago
omfg holy shit
SyStEmZxGaMiNg 4 months ago
BGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BRBRBHRBBRBBRBBRBRBRB BHHBHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH xDDDDDDDD JAJAJAJAJJAJAJA
LEMRGOODAPPLE 4 months ago
" You can be a called a Nettle Carrier " - Salad Fingers
Rockandrollrules19 4 months ago
This makes me wana throw uhp!
ScootMGP7 4 months ago
3:11 HAHAHAHHA awesome!
SuperPiraatje 4 months ago
at 1:29 he looks like wiz khalifa lol
AKidNamedAlan 4 months ago
LOL!!!!!! i couldnt stop laughing XD
Missaussiebob 5 months ago
salad fingers....u are my nightmare
TeamTimBlack 5 months ago
Nice flute solo : )
THELASTMASTA 5 months ago
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MsMahasaurus 5 months ago
this one made me crack up!
freezedriedromance 5 months ago
...Did his nipples just cum? xD
xdaisukexmohamadx 5 months ago 30
@xdaisukexmohamadx idk but ik mine just did ....
SkylerSoFluffy 2 months ago
I began watching these a few years ago. Possibly one of the creepiest things I have ever seen.
blankpaper66 5 months ago
...
BloodBender13 5 months ago
I love these videos
jerredbiahhfan 5 months ago
mind fuck
JuGoldenSate 6 months ago
weird <3
badaz2 6 months ago
Makes me think that Dave, the creator ( I think thats his name) lives with a family member or someone who has some type of brain dysfunction who is always tripping out like they're on shrooms or acid at random times and NEVER know whats going on but are ALWAYS happy...
Gdunn585 7 months ago
milford cubicle???
EmoGirrl87 7 months ago
lol
lilDoubleMintTwins 7 months ago
he hasnt got a teat has he ?
lichkinghell 8 months ago
hmm... this looks like someone who survived a nuclear attack or something and remembers the past a lot, looks a little fucked up obviously but you gotta wonder what he was like, or she, before it happened. looks like those little puppets were his friends before and they all died horrible deaths, and nuclear radiation would explain why everyone looks so fucked up. deep kinda makes you think, brings out your inner killer for some reason
tevsil1 8 months ago
@tevsil1 brilliant
CheesePwnsHard 7 months ago
smfh lol second time watching this since last year it's disturbing its seriously horrible. makes my skin crawl lol its perfect horror movie material
jellolova 9 months ago
.....
Kingofdiamonds999 9 months ago
this shouldn't be allowed on youtube...
AdamRoyaltv 9 months ago
̀s̶̶̨̱̱̜͔̦ ͥ͛̎̅͒͒ͭ̈ͥ̊̾̈́̀ͮ̂͜͞ ̡̀ͫͫ͐͝͏̸̥͇̘͉̤̘̟͕̬̹̞͙̠̠͓â̟̺̦̬̳̈́͛̑͑͆̔̓ͥ̇͛ͣ̀͗̅ͬ̓̔̀̕ ͤ̾ͦ̊̉҉̧̗̲̥͓̝̗͔̻̯̯̱̹̺͉̱̭̗̠̀͠f̸̢̞̼̯̰̙̲͙͈̖͙͚̬̯͈̟̦͋̋ͬͨ̏
ͯ̽̽̓̋͂̄ͦ͐̒͞ ǵ̶̢ͮ̓̋ͪ̍̓̓ͮ̊̀̌̉̒͏͏̦̟̣͕̟͇͍̀s̶̶̨̱̱̜͔̦ ͥ͛̎̅͒͒ͭ̈ͥ̊̾̈́̀ͮ̂͜͞ ̡̀ͫͫ͐͝͏̸̥͇̘͉̤̘̟͕̬̹̞͙̠̠͓â̟̺̦̬̳̈́͛̑͑͆̔̓ͥ̇͛ͣ̀͗̅ͬ̓̔̀̕ ͤ̾ͦ̊̉҉̧̗̲̥͓̝̗͔̻̯̯̱̹̺͉̱̭̗̠̀͠f̸̢̞̼̯̰̙̲͙͈̖͙͚̬̯͈̟̦͋̋ͬͨ̏
ͯ̽̽̓̋͂̄ͦ͐̒͞ ǵ̶̢ͮ̓̋ͪ̍̓̓ͮ̊̀̌̉̒͏͏̦̟̣͕̟͇͍̀s̶̶̨̱̱̜͔̦ ͥ͛̎̅͒͒ͭ̈ͥ̊̾̈́̀ͮ̂͜͞ ̡̀ͫͫ͐͝͏̸̥͇̘͉̤̘̟͕̬̹̞͙̠̠͓â̟̺̦̬̳̈́͛̑͑͆̔̓ͥ̇͛ͣ̀͗̅ͬ̓̔̀̕ ͤ̾ͦ̊̉҉̧̗̲̥͓̝̗͔̻̯̯̱̹̺͉̱̭̗̠̀͠f̸̢̞̼̯̰̙̲͙͈̖͙͚̬̯͈̟̦͋̋ͬͨ̏
ͯ̽̽̓̋͂̄ͦ͐̒͞ ǵ̶
TheOPitcher 9 months ago
@TheOPitcher Strong words there bud
catastrovision 9 months ago
@catastrovision Thanks bro
TheOPitcher 9 months ago
omg look at his hand totally fhucked up dude!!
SupaJerker99 10 months ago
i like the red water that comes out
212bieberfeva 11 months ago
David Firth has got some twisted imagination but i think its really cool cuz it's got a lasting impression on me. Way better than watching a horror movie. slickstrings's right, brain fucks are a better experience even if you don't quite know why :P
StratosFear1992 11 months ago
WAIT... us that a girl or a boy???
missynumber9 11 months ago
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@ All Dragon Age <3ers... Salad fingers has been eating darkspawn, that's why he's like this
HUgrrl 11 months ago
@ All Dragon Ago <3ers... Salad fingers has been eating darkspawn, that's why he's like this
HUgrrl 11 months ago
i think your called MILFORD CUBICLE
FINCH2786 11 months ago 2
god this is creepy
sushiandpentagrams 11 months ago 2
LOL are the nettles weeed?
stringbean555 11 months ago
Hubert Cumberdale?! I just love that name.. almost as much as Jeremy Fisher and Milford Cubical. I want to name my pets that =)
bellybuttonsloveme 11 months ago 3
Oo
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LiTTleGaBi21 11 months ago
at 1:06, i was hoping there was a decayed baby under there XD
NoobOfLegend 11 months ago 2
that is a scary fucking place o.o
Worldsify32 11 months ago
lol loved when he randomly started to play the flute
kittypig1 11 months ago
Holy mother of fuck thats the creepiest thing I have ever seen in my life O,O
equinluver11 11 months ago 2
okay, im cant sleep now. thats splendid.*
iloveyousomuch71 11 months ago
Well thats me not sleeping for he next 3 nights.
Kkompa 11 months ago
Thumbs up if you thought thier was gunna be something in the baby carriage at 1:05
Besties2954 11 months ago 3
i have been mentally scarred
xomgitsyouagain 1 year ago 3
dude why bang with ur head i would of banged with my feet
Stratagiize 1 year ago
oh god.. milfort cubicle?
The96thMrDamon 1 year ago
I live in a city named Milford and my friend works in a cubical so I started calling him that and he had no clue what it meant
shippo135790ableable 1 year ago
he is so emo
MEGABET123 1 year ago
dude u cannot be right
rosanna0123475 1 year ago
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this is so freaky
1112SCOOBYDOO 1 year ago
what are nettles ?
itsLivx33 1 year ago
@itsLivx33 They're like little things fuzzy things on plants that hurt like hell when you touch them. lol
mariexlavalle 1 year ago
Lol, What the fuck.
This made my feel like dying.
Pyronify 1 year ago 2
Total mind fuck. Awesome.
TALLY1011 1 year ago
"oh bubble trumps." XD
MaxineHope7 1 year ago
ha he said "whats this rather queer looking contraption
ForFunSkateboarding 1 year ago
uhhh idk what to say about this....o.O
pandarose101 1 year ago
I'm scared.
LinaSaur666 1 year ago
Warm glass of milk.........teat milk?
PsychedelicAnza 1 year ago 2
WHAT THE FUCK
goldcolosi 1 year ago 21
What's with the random flute?
MandaKitten15 1 year ago
who ever made this is disturbed
kalukskate2 1 year ago 3
poetically f*cked up....
connellmarcia 1 year ago
This is the result of nuclear warfare lol
Asim93x 1 year ago
that awkward moement when salad fingers plays an instrument to a dead person.
MegaCaitlin 1 year ago
idk what it is but I like this <.<
beyotchplez 1 year ago
this is what movies should be about. Im sick of horror movies being about sheer pointless horrible sick torture, gore and plain disgusting rape and sick shit. Why not horror movies about REALLY FUCKING FREAKY GOINGS ON!! thats waaay better. cos brain fucks always have you thinking long after the movie
slickstrings 1 year ago 66
@slickstrings Could not agree more.
Violka1987 8 months ago
ummm... it looked like the corpses head was going to fall off!!!
NampaPride 1 year ago
2:18 What in the fuck's name..
emiemioo 1 year ago
EFFING WEIRD.
briannatty 1 year ago
mum
MrChunkyCustard 1 year ago
It's funny that no harm seems to come of Salad Fingers... Even in Cage, when he's trapped he decides to 'go home' and pretty much vanishes! I've decided that Salad Fingers is like a modern day gragoel... Any bad shit will get going when you're hangin wiv Salad lol
tarinsno1 1 year ago
This, I am scared of but I ceep watching it xD lol
megmeg5678 1 year ago
hes emo lol.......this would be perfect on adult swim lol
cutepandabare 1 year ago
Uh... No milk, thank you... Especially WARM milk...
Dayntei 1 year ago
Can't he even tell if that guy is dead?
93calcium 1 year ago
this is the worst. i'm disgusted :/
fuwaachan 1 year ago
i dont think he's eating nettles.
Bokem44 1 year ago
AE7s a punk. this shits hilarious!!
VegaRocksTheRoses 1 year ago
How do some people think this is funny!?!?! Its just messed up and so sketchy! Oddly entertaining.... But I find no humor in it.. Just absolute creepieness
SuperAE7 1 year ago
ew.
weesophz93 1 year ago
oh bubble trumps
alyssad1996 1 year ago
"it seems nettles have made the milk drop out from inside my teat"
WHAT THE FUK.
alyssad1996 1 year ago 3
omg........and I play flute LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
ChelseaHerself 1 year ago
Weird,..... I Like it!!!!!!!!!
wolfyander1 1 year ago
The only part of this that creeped me out was when Salad was sitting in house and he got (sexual?) pleasure from rubbing the nettle on his breast. Creepy shit... David Firth would be an excellent professional horror director.
clarky241 1 year ago 3
Where the fuck did he find a flute?
meltablesugar 1 year ago
its soo freaking weird but i cant stop watching it
13DeepBlueSea 1 year ago
@ArcticPuffinSG he locked a kid into an oven didnt he?
PhengisKahn 1 year ago
@PhengisKahn
yeah he did hahahahahahahaha
BooshgaFilms 1 year ago
"it seems nettles have made the milk drop out from inside my teat!" XD
allpimpsnohoes 1 year ago 68
...well i guess im not sleeping tonight :S
Lalalaloveyouu869 1 year ago
I don't think that Milford wants his teat milk eww!
Judercase 1 year ago
I think that now i need therapy after that!
Judercase 1 year ago
I am now scarred for life
martinlucy 1 year ago 2
I am now scarred for life
martinlucy 1 year ago
tjis scars me. and it take alot to do that 8O
MrJULIANNAC 1 year ago
its creepy and viral
thats what most things i like are :D
TheElectricBubbles 1 year ago
What the fuck goes through your sick fucking mind?!?!?!!!!!!! YOU SICK FUCK!!!!!!!!!! You be trippin of some CRAZY shit!
UnknownTalentStudios 1 year ago
All the therapy in the world can't buy my sanity back.
truffelsnuffler 1 year ago 3
WHATTHA FUCK!
mikigcw 1 year ago
@ArcticPuffinSG He might simply end up raping a rusty kettle.
reaperman2010 1 year ago
Were you high when you made this?
LyricsGirly411 1 year ago
y is it so creapy that he talks like a quit polite english thing
im crying in fear and ik its funny but some how i laugh later crazy im so ocupied from being scared and tramitzed
jzj095 1 year ago
what the fuck is the bbq guy gives me the creeps
SlaterBug077 1 year ago
@ArcticPuffinSG It's a girl... :/
IxXOdinXxI 1 year ago
Okay, I know this is supposed to be more creepy than funny, but I laugh like a madman everytime the armless butcher is on screen. :'D
Cutelilteen 1 year ago
@Cutelilteen
Excuse me, I meant "Milford Cubicle".
Cutelilteen 1 year ago
He somehow reminds me offa hybrid between Michael Jackson, a teenage straight mans British accent and my mentality. xD
Sockii16 1 year ago
8-o
ratgirl1111 1 year ago
And now, as weird as he is, he magicly knows how to play the flute like a champ...
M40A3Snyper 1 year ago
it just gets weirder and weirder....
Lucarichi 1 year ago
thats so gross.. :S
amanda10003 1 year ago
Nigga got abs
patmycatalan 1 year ago
This shit is just fucking weird...
fspopshovit 1 year ago
not creepy its just a little wierd and has no point.. but yet i cant stop watching these videos..
kryptoniko 1 year ago 2
WTF IS THIS SHIT???!!!!!!
iloveyouxoxo2012 1 year ago
2:16 y didnt the blood how on the door?
toasterman9000 1 year ago
Please for fucking christ sake make a freaking movie of this please.
That is what the creator should do, it would make a big hit in the box office and movie theaters would be sold out of it everywhere.
Blacklord113 1 year ago 52
@Blacklord113 Poop
yourgay249 1 year ago
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@Blacklord113 poop
yourgay249 1 year ago
@Blacklord113 Number 1 Horror film
MarxSoulRulesFools 1 year ago
omg this guy is weird whoever made this is an EMO! god help hes discusting, salad fingers is! who is .. uugh this revolting just absolutely gross. >:(
piggpalls 1 year ago
@piggpalls calm down lol. What you got against emos? ¬_¬"
AnnaJaneMaltesers 1 year ago
omg this guy is weird whoever made this is an EMO! god help hes discusting, salad fingers is!
piggpalls 1 year ago
@piggpalls no, no, no....not emo. just creative.
r3asyy 1 year ago
thumbs up if u have seen creeper stuff !
XxNICKY7589xX 1 year ago
my gawwd luv salad fingass so much ma frend sed im just lyk him, (im a gall!!!)
decemberxmayx 1 year ago