All The Gay Jokes I Tell Would Offend Both My Dads (AsKassem #34)

[Greeeman64]

5:25 guy on the left

[TonyGwalk]

john fucking naaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[dihsh]

what is this shit...what brought me here?

[doncus2000]

I want kassem's shirt.

[PickleSnort14]

Alex...?

[Ksharp1fan]

wow that guy REALLY looks like Carrey

[matt21956]

orgasmo ftw

[Pamfilo22]

Whats the name of the techno song? :D

[p8chill]

wtf was that shit?

[shittyG1]

your dic is so small that even asains would say wow thats small..... commense comment up but

[SeriousxSniper]

kassim you so strait you make a homo lok good

[basicbreakfast]

Under Boob 

[gatorades4gangsters]

damitsgood808 is jim carrey

[TheGingersMidget]

That dude had weird tits..

[The13thCritic]

JoNatomic bomb

[BlaineAmerica]

YO DADA SO GAY, the only reason why he got into politics is because he wanted to legalize gay marriage.

[TheRandomuser12345]

what episode was tremaine in in california on ?!?!

[pinkynikki92]

I love Kassem's nose <3

[rainofthepast]

@pinkynikki92 me 2 n_n

[illion46rf]

the french keyboard makes kassems dick smaller



[poopmcscoopface]

vin is awsome

[dannythewilson45]

no joke an error occured on the jonn fucking na bit :D

[TheFancyMichael]

what the fuck did i just saw at 1:48 ???

[TheFancyMichael]

what the fuck did i just saw in 1.48 ???

[JMBtv100]

@GoodIntentions99 it was alex farnham aka damitsgood808

[GoodIntentions99]

Was that or was it not really Jim carrey

[XblackswanXx]

@GoodIntentions99 lool

[every1lovesisa]

hahha" I feel like if we brighten the contrast there will be eight dead bodies in the background"

[falloutslayer100]

he he he >:D under boob

[SarahSingsBruh]

Imagine watching the John Na part in this video while on drugs....SCURRY.

[MoonHawk98]

Why did you teleport a guy from the 70's to present day?

[supertrent2448]

ur all dark corner mcdougals.

[MrEvilLunchBox]

What's that song you put on when you're checking out that black guy's butt?!

[XxShroomsAnyonexX]

That penis joke "kassemgs penis reaches from A to Z on a keyboard" is from mychonny... what a faggot he cant think of hos own hater comment so he goes and steals something from someone else !! Top notch hater :/

[LlGHTBODY]

That nutella joke made me fucking laugh so much. And i love vinvlog.

[leor655321]

I have a German keyboard so the hater comment didn't seem so so harsh at first ^^

[Tannz0rz]

Holy shit, I pissed myself laughing at 2:15.

[Volcomrider2207]

THIS IS SOO BAD hahahhahaah i love it

[wicketts16]

Oh my fucking gosh. The ace ventura guy was fucking hilarious.

[MrDJRoey]

Can someone tell me the song that begins on 4:30?

[TheSkittleface]

jim carrey!!

[thelittleasiankid]

was that Arika Sato?

[RedZone231]

who is the asian girl at 4:13?

[Maxie1337]

That Asian chick at 4:13 is freakin' hot.

[TheBargar]

That was silly, ... the poor guy landed in his coffee

[9shadowXflame9]

"jim carey" is Justin Beiber is Epic Rap Battles Of History

[gigglegirl788]

Love that jim carrey guy XD He does a really good impression of him

[NamesROverated]

Hey kassem, i notice you're wearing an orgazmo shirt. The person that plays the old pornstar is now a substitute teacher at my school.

[RainbowsandUnacorns]

Wait, was that really jim carrey (i dont know how to spell his last name and i dont care )

[Elit3Mat]

@RainbowsandUnacorns it was!

[TheBurnFrost]

3:10

[MIKRO2323]

I LOVE THIS SHOW XDDD

[ajmomoho]

i stoped watching a 1:40

[LIGHTScope1]

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOON FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKING NAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

[airdas]

AsKassem #34, the official resting place on Jon Fucking Na

[kunstigomelett]

laughed my fucking ass off at 1:47

[lopbob16]

1:10



[Saltwaterhair]

this is awesome.

[JACOBFLARSEN]

Lolol that Ace Ventura impression was AWESOME

[RoperSkills]

I'm still laughing at the video response scene!!! That was freaking hilarious !!!!

[takethat891]

@meanrainbow I live in Moscow, bitch. Shut your mouth and tear off your fingers

[xxpriusxx]

@takethat891 RUSSIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[takethat891]

And thanx that showed Russian Putin

im from russia

and i hate russia! this is country of shit.

[takethat891]

you are so funny))) i'll to watch your channel. now you and damitsgood808 are my favourite youtubers <3

[Jakzerstoren]

wow... the guy eating cheetos is SUPER scary.... its kinda weird to know people like that are all over the world... i like cheetos though, they cool?

[disneylover016]

Best ending evar.

[MW2whore]

I masturbated to 1:48

[Dirtydraenei]

Dont fuck with JOHN NA!

[nashwanghazy]

JIM FUCKING CARRY

[coolmint191]

The kid waiting for the poster is hilarious.

[maolieksvids]

that vid with the guy eating chips scared me so bad.

[SecaucusPatriots50]

how many people looked down at there keyboard after seeing the hater comment of the week?

[narutoandlinkinpark1]

EQUAL LIKES AND DISLIKES!!!!!

[downeylover1246]

I LOVE you kassem....you are the meaning of epic

[Hockeyguyman]

that ace ventura impression was funny as hell

[TheAirsoftmadman]

Azazazaz

[LordWhatsHisName]

the dude on the left with the striped pants is in the arbys sumbit a video prerole add

[nimbus1983]

Fukion awsome Jim Carrey impression! We want more!

[Zalfazar]

The Jim Carrey impression was actually pretty good.

[Daniel128373]

Wow... that girl from 2:53 is amazing...

[211saphira]

who noticed how on jan na's coffee it had a part of the green screen on it



[CHAOTICxVENG]

Lol at jim cary hahahhaha

[TikoSpaghetti007]

KASSEM IS SIMPLY THE BEST!

[Maisy2499]

I looked at m keyboard.

[D7r2E]

...gay, but funny. Stupid, but smart. Hmm...two out of two thumbs up!

(i just want to see more underboob...dont judge me)

[vtekmonstah]

1:09 epic faces all around

[PUFNMhasta]

@JPMoney124 too bad i watched this on my iphone

[RandumbWierdo]

ALEX FARNHAM FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!♥ :DDDDDDD

[Bfrench95]

who looked at their keyboard to see how long a to z is.

[Bfrench95]

whaa fuck you! lol

[genekoenen]

kassemG will go to hell, his nose didn't fit in heaven's gate

[TylsamZxTG]

Who's the chick @ 4:14 ?! LOL ~

[moritzpbbarvencik]

0:22 that is the most epic kitten ive ever seen :D :

[xXdheg27Xx]

Was that really jim carry?!?

[JoBroslover25]

what the fuck haha why do people hate on kassem, he's fucking awesome

and he's so funny and nice around shay's kids! what a great person:D

[RebPierre]

@JoBroslover25 agree..the guy's funny as hell...

[KFCRUNNER]

hey kassem wats ur favorite type of chips?

[2mrmoose2]

Lol Ace Ventura. Haha Jim Carrey is the best...and he's Canadian. 

[ChamlkLinds]

HAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH



[Supamadskil]

The Big Bang Theory was the creation of KassemG's nose.

[6lb8ozbabyjesus]

The osama bin laden picture is my default on fb! Hahahaha

[lolzwafflez137]

The eclipse one is fucking funny!

[Kwestchun]

A to Z on a keyboard are next to each other..

[Pottzy123]

@Kwestchun thats the joke....

[buffy5295]

i laughed really hard at the jim carrey impression :L:L and the fact after kassem was just like... yep, dunno why... but u watched it

you weird ass legends. :')

[CrazyGreaseFan]

JOHN FUCKING NAAAAAAA!!! I cant stop laughing help me!

[48cotton]

damnitsgood808 for all the jim carey you want

[niginai]

That was a REALLY good jim carrey impression......

[J0NDUDE]

JON FCKING NA

[lulahulah]

Thats actually pretty funny. If his penis goes from a to z on a keyboard then it's like an inch long. Look down at your keyboard now.

[somevids7]

jon is best lol

[POMED100]

lol at ace ventura in the vid

[mileyrocks852]

ceciley looked pretty in this video XD

[MrNarutofan5]

What a troll

[moreie]

@thecookiemonster996 thankyou :) !

[DerpaVerp]

Lol boobies at 3:30

[SharnOfTheDEAD]

i Subscribed because i found this really funny!

[Mishappp]

what the fuck did I just watch

[BrynnyV]

I LOVE ALEX!!!!!!!! :D

[hipopotomusman]

THE FAT FUCK AT THE END HAAHAHH

[elmo101e]

thumbs up if you like the old kassem in his room actually answereing our questions,without all his dumb friends

[FrankDaTank1218]

more jim carey!!!

[grimshake]

This show just cracks me the fuck up.

[moreie]

what nationality are you?

[thecookiemonster996]

@moreie he is egyption and georgian ... i think

[moreie]

your awesome kassam !

[rogernator5000]

0:52 damnit'sgood808 yay damnit'sgood808 is awesome

[claudiaisgood]

When Kassem sniffed that guy I'm surprised he didn't get sucked into another dimension like a black hole.

[beastmode787]

im subbin after watching some of videos i finally realized how hilarious this guy is

[jaskamala15]

LMAOOOO AT ThE BLACK GUY 

[BmanVA]

i cant masturbate anymore cuz i lost my tweezers

[BmanVA]

I cant masturbate anymore because i lost my tweezers and microscope

[NaomiIsSoAwesome98]

Kassem is wearing brown pants hahaha.

[madtownJOE2]

lol lane u queer

[chloeweir]

This shit is jokes! I love it!

[Rizzieable]

What show or movie did you get the "i dont wanna sound gay or nothing, but i think unicorns are kickass!"

[royscult9]

@Rizzieable its a movie called Orgasmo :) i've seen, it's rather funny

[Rizzieable]

@royscult9 I saw part of it and i agree with you 100% :D

[cockin3ss]

oh snap! AsKassem likes him some dark chocolate!

[jamophat]

who is john na?

[285507]

hahahahaahahahahahaha

[maddymae22]

DAMNITSGOOD808!!!

[damyan999]

that China Min J. Na looks ripped stoned retarded chompin on that nuc. cloud!!

[IoLumadd]

5:00 LMFAO!!!

[2468girls]

kassemG why are you sooooooooooo fucking hot.....? and can i do you....?

[TheMrNotoriious]

I believe KassamG's nose killed Osama.

[AnonymousPSNetwork]

@TheMrNotoriious You sir get a thumbs up!

[SkiesOfmaY]

what is a jon na?

[Nyuukamasuki]

Kassem, I bet you'd look sexy in a bikinni.

[LEBANESE971]

BROOO SHT YOU GATTA WHERE A BIKINI LIKE FUCK

[MadCatt23]

favorited for the underboob

[D4RIS]

Hahahahahahahaha

[SomeThingShort626]

1 of ur best kassem goodjobgoodjob my gay friend

[ieatpearls4breakfast]

ALEX F FTW! :D

[spideymaster694]

...wtf did I just watch?

[laramenke]

I checked my keyboardfor the a and z and realised, that the joke doesn't work for us eurpeans. our y and z are swichted :(

[30bazz]

I Think Kassems nose started its own country

[vloglab1]

KassemG has a small penis and low slf esteem issues :D

[makinbacon93]

This guy in tha last part!!!!

[IntenseSasquatch917]

We're going 2 get married on a boat! i don't care what you think...

[lovinlukas]

kassems big nose actually makes me horny so... bring on the hate.

[lolwhutnow]

@lovinlukas HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA that made me laugh!!!

[sueworkout123]

funny shit

[imam898]

i think this guy is funny but also gay SO HEHEYEEHE

[TheTheRandomPerson12]

I like Kassem's nose...NOT hahaha wow that was lame...

[MissC00cie]

His nose isn't that big! Stop making stupid jokes because I like his nose! :O

[Bushtoad13]

Shit is funny

[KAZUTO180]

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