PLease, I'm begging you, come watch our new show!! The Dumb and Dumber Show! Leave a comment on what you want us to talk about, please, nothing disgusting. Please, keep ur perverted minds out of our comment box! Shank You!!
I think now this one and your youtube story are my favorite vids from the gradual report cuz they're the deepest... :P Keep on the good work and bringing laughter to ze sad people! :D
well i was going to bed.. saw ur channel again.. watched some more gave u like 10 hundred thumbs ups.. and now im tired! but hell u kept me up for 2 hours.. :D amen.
The shot in the dark certainly worked for me. I discovered you through sxephil and now I'm hooked. I really appreciate your whit, intelligence and cynicism. Thanks for all the laughs.
...uh, i don't know if it's just me, but it seems like Dany...and danie...and dan...anywho, it seems as if you are trying WAY too hard to be like Dane Cook.
I know him, from back when he used to play open mics at Dublin's before it closed down. He is WAY different then me. I'm deeper and have a larger penis and less money.
-Danny
PS. Dan says "go fuck yourself"!! in the most loving way possible. don't be shy you've done it before.
2012 and still watching :D We Love D
JakeChicagoBull 1 month ago
2011 still watching you Danny :D
jmmp112 9 months ago 3
id cry if this was true
sirbestnameever 10 months ago
nice red hand marks on your shoulders...
ilikeblue00 10 months ago
Not to be a grammar Nazi Danny, but I thought you should know for future shows... You spelled "Creator" wrong. Btw: I hugged back.
ProtectorsGameGuide 10 months ago
haha dewwd i watch like all your shows and your freakking funny :)
i feel like i know you haha xx
pandasawesome 10 months ago
OMG HE WORE A SHIRT :O
Dustin2010james 10 months ago
Danielle RULES!!!! :D :D :D
ikol12 11 months ago
LOL this was the funniest one ive seen yet xD LMAO gotta love danny
lipsinger245 11 months ago
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PLease, I'm begging you, come watch our new show!! The Dumb and Dumber Show! Leave a comment on what you want us to talk about, please, nothing disgusting. Please, keep ur perverted minds out of our comment box! Shank You!!
search ceilingcatlover1331 to watch
ceilingcatlover1331 1 year ago
I think now this one and your youtube story are my favorite vids from the gradual report cuz they're the deepest... :P Keep on the good work and bringing laughter to ze sad people! :D
lpangel123 1 year ago
Danny, I love your show, thanks for the many laughs :D
123ashamaley 1 year ago
OH MY GOD! YOU SOUND LIKE EDNA FROM THE INCREDIBLES!!!
inblahs 1 year ago
Danielle??? Ha! XDDD
And I love how the How to Get a Popular Show has only about 13,000 views. Irony is almost as good as sarcasm!
Way to slap yourself twice!
mbfroggie 1 year ago
you are very good
TheHellMonkeys 1 year ago
you are very good
TheHellMonkeys 1 year ago
Oh, Danny. Your older videos hardly get any attention. You is de best.
GirEatsChewyMeatPies 1 year ago
I feel so much closer to you now.
PyroticAngel14 1 year ago
3:02 ;)
SubaruGirl 1 year ago
HAW. "Hey baby...you wanna f--at lunatic director away from me!"
lyprov 1 year ago
well i was going to bed.. saw ur channel again.. watched some more gave u like 10 hundred thumbs ups.. and now im tired! but hell u kept me up for 2 hours.. :D amen.
DILLPHIL6 1 year ago
That was fun bro.
BROSEF.
tiuric77 1 year ago
damn you're so funny xD
loubna1994 2 years ago
Just for your friends?? You have 15,000 friends?? Go on Danny!!
poigol5043 2 years ago
You are the best Danny :D :D :D
D0nPep0 2 years ago 3
You ARE the BEST!!!
Furious6frog 2 years ago
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Damn... you really ran out of ideas on this one... huh...
marebrle 2 years ago
HAHA the hand prints :P intense hug
tally24th 2 years ago
you give so much yet take so little, brings tears to my eyes.
lol your halarious!!!
twilight12320 2 years ago 7
SCARF DANCER XD
PSIICHOx 2 years ago 2
I can't believe you actually had slap marks on your chest/shoulders from that! That must've really hurt! OUCH!
Gaideness 2 years ago 5
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1. Cover your mouth with your hand
2. Make a wish
3.Close your hand (fist)
4. Hold your hand at heart for 5 seconds
5. Send this to 3 more videos
6. Tommorrow will be the best day ever
it actually worked
Money- you will find a wad of $200 in cash
Love- Your crush or lover will kiss you or ask you out
willaim99 2 years ago
I LOVE THIS ONE !!!!
your amazing!!
AmAnDa13Cb 2 years ago
so theres danny, dan, danniee, D, daniel, and danielle. theyre all the same danny though...no wonder his videos are so great.
Munster9921 2 years ago
Aww, you deleted the scene in between when you took off your shirt.
Oh, and Danny, it's "nauseated," not "nauseous".
Look it up.
REMsleeper428 2 years ago
You can see the handmarks on his chest
H057IL3 3 years ago
Dude your fucking funny I don't care what other people say! Keep making these videos!
JetaBoyC 3 years ago 3
lol
i don't understand why you don't have views that are in the milions lol
but your really funny 9/10
ill2161 3 years ago
I think D is my favorite.
i really needed that hug. thanks!
WiseLotus 3 years ago 2
ur musings are amusing ur mi new muse ~mused
RecipesForRockstars 3 years ago
You consort with mechanical engineers, hm?
What time tonight?
horsesandmountains 3 years ago
Actor/Scarf Dancer lol too funny.
Irishkennedy931 3 years ago
Danniee the director, lmfao
jmcc202 3 years ago
THE DIRECTOR LOLOLOLO!@!@#niceness.
purpledragonpie 3 years ago
man you're great :D
BerkeProductions 3 years ago
i smoke alot of weed. i am available for consulting.
fucksatanism 3 years ago
lmfao...I love how he has fucking hand prints on his chest after "hugging" himself
rickythrills 3 years ago 2
The shot in the dark certainly worked for me. I discovered you through sxephil and now I'm hooked. I really appreciate your whit, intelligence and cynicism. Thanks for all the laughs.
santareina2000 3 years ago 23
I have the same story. This is BY FAR my favorite of all my Subs. When I have eight new sub videos to watch I ALWAYS go to Danny first!
tadshackles 3 years ago
this explains a lot!
SuperAtheist 3 years ago
i am a mechanical engineer. i am available for consulting.
danokwut 3 years ago
LOVE the show best one yet lol thanks for the hug ha
SammieB2277 3 years ago 3
wow i saw u before sxephil... and then i find this responce
wtf0ic 3 years ago
Hahaha, I loved Danielle
yannicksgurl 3 years ago 2
hahah hand stains :D :D
KaiToTheN 3 years ago
to simplify that which is complicated and complicate that which is simple.
story of my life too :O
Jade7272 3 years ago 3
i love your stuff.
ADTUX 4 years ago
i love you!!! i check for your new videos every day..continue please!
ligolaladenvlapti 4 years ago
All 15,000 of us.
SYSPLUCK 4 years ago 3
hug backatcha
magickcatmojo 4 years ago
You're really weird and I'm thinking you act completely different in public. But who cares about that? Great show and keep sharing!
xpo147 4 years ago
we all love you show :) ... and i liked "D" ... lol ... stay in school, you get laid more ... so true lol
ldsqtbea 4 years ago
Aww, I really liked the hug thing... I love it when people do things like that before you know what its for and it turns out really sweet.
A friend of mine was messing around on the phone once and told me to:
1. Put pointer and middle finger pressed together
2. Put pointer against my lips- vertical and with the side touching my lips like in a shh sign.
3. Tap twice
He said it meant I want a kiss in some classy european area. You could use it!
hehe I liked the
"I cut out your mouth!"
PearlParticle 4 years ago
So Danny, did you win?
RobotChicken1 4 years ago
well I'm glad you make the show because it's hilarious!
HollisterBabii 4 years ago
well I'm glad you make the show because it's hilarious!
HollisterBabii 4 years ago
Very interesting, liked it, you are just one of a kind:)
miss0me0 4 years ago
hahaha! ok you've got at least one fan from Hungary
AnonimBot 4 years ago
i believe that one day you will have a sex tape...
reptarqueen89 4 years ago
hahaha I LOVE THE SHOW BRO!!!
JRKtheAdobeDude 4 years ago
This one is one of my favorites!
Every "character" made me laugh so hard.
Keep it up!
Though you should have shown the man behind the mask.
musiclover32890 4 years ago
Actor/Scarf Dancer LOL!!!
XMXMatrixXMX 4 years ago
Does that make us friends?
PiratesStoleMyToast 4 years ago
definitely no zefrank but he's got the bug eye thing goin on
thisisnotrj 4 years ago
Wardrobe reminded me of Hank Azaria in Birdcage.
frokker303 4 years ago
Yay! A zefrank reference!
eyemee 4 years ago
i push the extremes in shampoo usage...
gold :P
xboxman79 4 years ago
I cut out your mouth!
voted4pedro5 4 years ago
dude...i love the show...but ya totally spelled CREATOR....wrong...oops?
sidnashious 4 years ago
Like, crater, like, cr-eater, like, Crete-r, like, crayfish, crayon, cremator...
username5215 4 years ago
Oh my god. There are hand marks on your chest! Ouch!!
Sarenale 4 years ago
danniee!
powerrangerplastic 4 years ago
"Scarf Dancer" lol wth and btw, I don't know anyone who hugs by putting their hands on the other person's shoulders lol
This is so funny <3
Cin3ris 4 years ago
hahaha... I don't know how you didn't win the original contest.
xWanderx 4 years ago
:) awhh. your so amazing!
devilsdesire 4 years ago 2
Lol man
icedragon873 4 years ago
i want to hug you back but i dont want my lung to collapse :D
amagknot 4 years ago 11
sqeeze gently for me... i'll do it... yeah just like that.
gradualreport 4 years ago 18
Can I sqeeze you gently??...wink wink nudge nudge slap tickle
kiwi8700 4 years ago 5
@gradualreport whats wrong with daniel :D oh yea and ur shows awesome
TheGOTH13 11 months ago
creator not creater, just throwing that out there, I know you probably don't care! Hugs anyways? :)
IchMagAssiToni 4 years ago
Hilarious! Why aren't you already famous?
SouthernBell86 4 years ago
i love all of you, keep it coming, hope you make millions someday
jemcay 4 years ago
LOL wtf i jst got a hug from u y did i actually do that?
mexicankiwi 4 years ago
wow i you slapped yourself pretty hard, i see your hand prints.
fiftycalibur 4 years ago
I LOVE THIS, YOU ARE AWESOME!
QbanSpaz08 4 years ago 6
thanks, but there is no reason to shout i can see you just fine.
gradualreport 4 years ago 19
danny, you're funny, make more videos
donnazhenrmwc 4 years ago
everyday the bank is open
gradualreport 4 years ago 3
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There's a bank here in Florida that is open 7 days a week...
adecisionawayorit 4 years ago
LOL @ "Stay in school - You get laid more."
kazoh0lic 4 years ago
I'm sorry I ignored your vids for a while, Lmao. You're amazingly funny. Nerdkiller has competition :P
xXx
VanillaPeach88 4 years ago
Yes, Peaches you are peachy.
READ AS (Thank you)
gradualreport 4 years ago
Hehehe :D
xXx
VanillaPeach88 4 years ago
Did that actually explain how to make a popular video ?
I mean this is a video responce :P
-Pokes you-
Beanieboy182 4 years ago
it was a contest entry that i lost, I supposed to talk about the show i would do. oh well.
gradualreport 4 years ago
Actually, you just got mentioned. Check sxephil's latest video!
XEnglanderX 4 years ago
you didnt lose. =) Sxephil just talked about you.
im so glad he did cuz thats the whole i started watching. your pretty damn funny.
Bloody6moon9 4 years ago
yea phil got me into you also man your a stroke off crazy, which would be genious
blakebixler 4 years ago
kewls!
lllllSeanlllll 4 years ago
Different for sure. You do have a good sense of humor.
Exofire 4 years ago
...uh, i don't know if it's just me, but it seems like Dany...and danie...and dan...anywho, it seems as if you are trying WAY too hard to be like Dane Cook.
Kaczala1 4 years ago
I know him, from back when he used to play open mics at Dublin's before it closed down. He is WAY different then me. I'm deeper and have a larger penis and less money.
-Danny
PS. Dan says "go fuck yourself"!! in the most loving way possible. don't be shy you've done it before.
gradualreport 4 years ago
lmao great dan great
NotQuiteReality 4 years ago
1:52, I laughed pretty hard.
Coynetoss 4 years ago
thanks for the advice, I will put it all to good use on my show! :D
Grimace 4 years ago
Great again! hope you get more subs and shit, I think you would deserve them.
justSELF 4 years ago
Hey, what kind of camera and editing program do you use?
Thanks.
-t3st
t3st4cc0unt 4 years ago
Sony HVR-A1U and final cut express
Thanks
gradualreport 4 years ago
roses are red , violets are blue ,.. your scitzo and so are you ,.. um er,.. yea.
liked the vid though ,.. haha
shotokan1968 4 years ago
Thanks,
if you were a chick I would tell you a poem i read on a bathroom wall:
Roses are red, pickles are green, I love you legs and whats in betw....
gradualreport 4 years ago
Hey, I entered the contest too. But, you're vid seems much better than mine, lol. Anyway, good luck and say hi sometime.
-Patrick
P.S. Subscribed
Coynetoss 4 years ago
your silly
awkwardsituations 4 years ago
Haha, thanks. That was fun.
ActingRogue 4 years ago
Entertaining stuff. Just try to hold back on the edits.
pancaketrouble 4 years ago
but edits make me look fast and sharp, if I didn't edit I'd be slow and dull.
gradualreport 4 years ago
YAY! I hope you win! That would be amazing...gotta love sxephil :-)
Liz10000 4 years ago
oh my god 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999/5 stars! LOL
lord579 4 years ago
That a big number, it reminds me of my... ha ha...
gradualreport 4 years ago
wow..whats that? i wanna know :) ! lol
lord579 4 years ago
i do like the show! yayyy.
urbanfleur 4 years ago
Raise the roof!!!
windcu 4 years ago
wouhp whoop
gradualreport 4 years ago
I give it 15 out of 10~!
shadoweyes666 4 years ago
thanks
gradualreport 4 years ago