I'm Sorry!

[ThatssoHoit]

im sorry for knocking up my 12 year old girlfriend and having 2 children last week

[LlamasInBananas]

good for u! you shouldnt be ashamed! twilight is extremely manly! and you dont need to hav a high voice to be bella, she sounds like a man lol

[itscooltobeyou]

edward or Jacob? Jacob right?!

[Aussiemojotube]

Im sorry you havent subscribed to my channel yet :-)

[SharpieHearts]

if you want to even that out, you need to go to a bar and drink beer after beer after beer, and be all manly. that's the only way it's happening.

[meercat101]

The twilight movies would be greatly improved if Bella had a beard.

I'm sorry that I stole my litlle sister's HSM DVD and broke it into little pieces. I now have a bright purple bruise on my arm as payback.

[Oopie6]

Hahaha, your impression of Bella

[MrOnix9009]

your voice sounds weird because you allways put on a fake voice every time you speak??

[tangerinealarm]

It's only regrettable if you enjoyed New Moon.

[merga186]

lol i love that you sounded like forest witiker when you were bella LOL.

Shes such a wines little skeeze.

[Ceylaxp]

Toddlypants, I am so sorry that... erm...

I'm sorry for sending "Carrot Juice is Murder" to my vegan friend. That was asinine.

[kateisjustgreat9]

i'm sorry i agreed to see the new moon film after seeing the 1st one. i need to learn to turn down free movie tickets

[stephfailure7]

omg i am sick right now too and that is what i have been drinking too:)))

[Alan1616161616]

I can remember when i was, but i knowa certain french man who should have said "Why did i do that" CHEATING FRENCH BASTARDS!

[MrJessops]

YesYesyesYesYes and it haunts me everyday.

[IrishJayLG]

I'm sorry but I thought of reading twilight

[travisno]

I'm sorry about oh so many things

I'm sorry I accidentally punched my friend in the face when trying to grab my other friends neck. I'm sorry about the time I went in the exit doors at a grocery store and the clerk stared at me. I'm sorry I have never eaten a subway sandwich.

[propyropower]

Youre Right

[MrJessops]

Go get yourself a meatball sub.

[DoodieFaceXX]

Your voice sounds sexy like that! OH MY! :) lol

[horsegirl2000148]

LOL. You don't need the high-pitched voice to impersonate Bella, Toddly. I think you got it just right. ;)

Hmm... I can't remember my last "WTF! WHY DID I DO THAT?!" moment. :/ Sorry!

[MRLINDSAY545]

I'm sorry for pre-ordering tickets for New Moon. It was literally the ONLY day that I could see it (opening day).

[Rachelw]

i love you Todd<3

[jahlove111]

going to watch new moon tomorrow yeeeaaaaah!

sorry about many things i did....can't remember all of them

[wilsontech1]

I'm sorry we aren't friends anymore since you bought New Moon. :)

[toobaduragirl]

You sound like a crazy old man... And I'm sorry that I didn't tell you that I had that John Grisham book befor you bought it.

[KindaQuietGeekyGuy]

I'm sorry that i pushed the red button

[EternallyNothing27]

I'm sorry that I slapped my sister in the face with a slipper...really hard...*wince*

[curiouscat616]

oh, and im going to see new moon on friday. oh dear god save me.

[curiouscat616]

the thing im sorry about is reading twilight..and kinda of liking it too... but just a little bit...?

[Skittlez080808]

I'm sorry I wasn't born a guy, lol.

[PerfectionsLust]

Im sorry that I cheated on my boyfriend with his friend. I think mines worse :\

[amy3l6]

Aww Todd dont be ashamed for liking the twilight series books. There good! :)

[bobfather123]

sound like johnny knoxville now =)

[mealexandra]

You know what will make you feel better....and what made me feel better....I didn't buy them....I downloaded them on torrent.

[IckleBefny]

There is NO excuse for reading those books. You should be sorry. I read them too though, so i am sorry for that. But i am more sorry i went to see the first film. Will not be making that mistake with the second film...! x

[mrsdylan77]

can I have that shirt, you dont even have to wash it before you send it to me. That will make up for the twilight thing. I am sorry I watch the first twilight and it eat a hole in me every day......I feel bad talking about it.

[Dorgannn]

Todd, tell us your story of when you drank too much and you got sick.

[waknob]

Yeah, Bella's a dick. I accidentally revealed my hugeevilbitch side to somebody and I immediately wanted to just suck all the words back in. But I couldn't. I was very sorry. But not that I'm a bitch, just that I unleashed it.

[LiterallyTheJoy]

I'm sorry about living.... lol jk, I'm sorry that I just fooled you.

[Charthe1st]

Mines similar to yours Todd, I was instantly sorry when I hid those two bodies in my garden...

What? Twilight and murder aren't on the same level? Oh. Who knew?

[Ceylaxp]

I know. Those guys totally deserved it. You're so much better than him.

[Troyathy]

im sorry for people like you and me who have to be shamed for reading the twilight books

[thephemalephantom]

I greatly enjoy your creative terms of endearment, Toddly :D

[Kimmiko]

Loved the books. Didn't like Twilight. Hopes up for New Moon. I too am sorry for contributing to fangirl hysteria, I however am not sorry for liking it. ♥

[LongStreamofNumbers]

mr. Toddly i want you to apologize for contributing too twilight sales!  *frowny face*

[LongStreamofNumbers]

though, you did kinda do that in the title, but i wanna hear it from your mouth

[Heim05]

You made her sound like a retard, lol. I'm sorry I ever was forced into reading those books to my little sisters. Honestly, would have rather been grounded had I known just how bad they were

[s0merand0mdude95]

i'm sorry for all the people who have had to see my farmer's tan. teehee!

[45stillalive]

well i was going to say that i too was sorry for reading the twilight book (first one) but i guess im not because now i can honestly say that i HATE it.

im sorry that i dated this one girl because after our first date i realized i really wasn't that into her and i didnt know how to tell her that...

[MeeshellaWella]

Nothing shall wash away the shame on purchasing any Twilight book. You have been shamed for the rest of your life!

But i still love you Todd <33

One thing i'm sorry about is inviting annoying people to my birthday dinner. Stupid mistake.

[hathi444]

Sorry I watched this video?

Kidding...love you! <333

[Daniefab]

That i used to watch power rangers and not question how ridiculous of a creation it was...

[lexaguitar16]

I am a delectable cranberry.

Todd. NOTHING will cover up the EVIL of reading New Moon and your PURCHASE of eclipse.

great imitation by the way :D

[michaelaranda]

I'm a prairie blossom.

[sdf0sh0222]

SO MANY THINGS!!!!!

[LaughingLeaf]

ROFL sexy aqua teen!

[xxblancboyxx]

My marrage. The second I said " I do " I realized Its till death. Im catholic... I dont have the sledge hammer of Devorse to knock this brick wall down.

[GreenyRoxSox]

I like that you make fun of it...yet you STILL bought the third one. HAHA (But...the third one is GOOD!)

I can't tell you what I regret...because all my experiences has shaped me and I'd be a very different person if I didn't do those stupid things. Stupid things = a very awesome person later in life. lol ^^

[mavinajfan]

I'm sorry I told the guy I like that we could never have children b/c they would be gaybies. I didn't know that was offensive! Now he won't talk to me. Oh well!

[chemicaldiscoboy]

I'm sorry that I've dissed people because of their opinions, beliefs and interests. (namely flaming some Bandit Lee Way name haters....)

[josssticknote]

your voice sounds great XD

... huuhh.. your videos, always a nice surprise... even though you're sick.. its nice to see you.. and hear you say all that things.. just bubbling out your mouth XD

(im sorry, im bad at this... your better.. so KEEP GOING!)

[BriIsTheFinestCheese]

did u cry when edward left?? :P

[lindsaylou04]

I think it's adorable that you read New Moon and you went out to purchase Eclipse. It's an attractive quality in a man.

Recently at work, I got very angry about a project. I didn't yell or act nasty, but apparently my anger was evident cuz my boss pulled me aside and lectured me about it. I felt like a fool for wearing my emotions on my sleeve.

[KingOfTheBritains]

bahahah "you sexy aqua teen"

lovely reference for a lovely show....lovely is most definitely not the right word.

[JoshySmall]

haha i love todd, found you through the 5 awesome guys!

[acdcfan7]

Are you drunk?

[kira902k]

Hahhaaa. Best Bella impression ever.

I'm sorry that I was obsessed with Twilight when I first read it, and I waited at the bookstore for 9 hours for Breaking Dawn. (worst book I have ever read.)

I wasted way too much of my time liking Twilight. *vomits*

[coldplayisawesome]

i'm sorry that i watched this video.

just kidding! i love you, todd. <3

[Grrrstin]

um best bella impression ever.

I'm sorry for sleeping through some of my classes that are in the afternoon.... i need my naps, ok?

[dragonlord951]

get well soon =)

[officialravenzoe]

I'm sorry about watching this video. JOKES!

[splicegrrl]

I didn't know that urinary tract infections make people's voices hoarse. (Well, you're drinking the cran-raspberry juice, so it's the automatic assumption.)

See? Now I'm sorry for mocking your choice of your beverage and your swine flu. But not sorry enough to delete this comment. :P

[sweetidiocracy]

The music makes this... oh and of course, your face.

~Katy

[MimmbleMimmble]

I love cran-raspberry juice, but what's even better is cran-apple-raspberry juice yeesshhhh.

I have never done anything I've been sorry for.

Kidding, I'm sorry that I too have purchased and finished New Moon, I'm so ashamed for owning all of this Twilight memorabilia that I'm trying to get rid of it on eBay, nobody is bidding, I'm not surprised.

[SavannahCullen]

I'm sorry that I ruined the friendships between myself and my first real friends by being weak and giving in to schoolgirl emotions. It's all my fault that my first true friends don't speak to me or each other anymore.

-Tsukiko

[whoaitsliketaylor]

I'm kinda sorry about kneeing that asshole little kid in the gut the other day......

nah not really.

[DaniandJeff11]

I'm sorry that I wrote a poem about someone.

Don't worry, Alex is reading "Twilight". I am so waiting for his next review on the book. The first was hilarious :-)

[ydoiwatchthese]

I'm sorry for pushing a kid into a pond. He was fully dressed and in front of our entire class.

[bookeight]

Lmao spot on Bella impression

[lostboykev]

puberty, take 2

[momentum27]

I'm sorry for being such shitface.

(:

"Oh, prarie blossoms!"

HAHHAHA!

[therampantbookworm]

I will blurt out something and then after think why the hell did I say that. Hope you get better you gorgeous prairie blossom

[t1nyt33n]

I'm sorry I was with 5 Marines who I didn't even know on Halloween night.

[Cadegoestocollege]

Yes. Quite often. I tend to say things I don't mean/realize what I'm actually saying. :P

New Moon = fail

[WasItJustMe]

Oh prairie blossoms =D nice.

I'm sorry I didn't work on this art history essay earlier.

[beccabest101]

im sry that my best frend is going out with my x bf........

[LtShock]

That's not something you did and regret having done. -.-

[beccabest101]

no...i borke up with the guy

[LtShock]

Oh. I see.

[AnotherBrokenHeart2]

I started marching in school and i referenced all of the marching band shows i've seen for most of a day. I'm such a band geek.

[solilohqwee]

I'm sorry I wasn't more serious about my schoolwork sooner. :\

Also, you probably have mild H1N1. That screwed up my voice SO BAD. (It was kind of cool, though.)

[FImMbO]

I almost punched a kid in band class for something he didn't. Never got to apologize :/

(notice almost)

[colorina1980]

Love ya!

[cheeya9000]

A Tom Clancy would have evened it out.

[RawrTwisted]

I'm sorry for disowning my younger sister. Again.

(but in my defense, she was repeatedly throwing these really hard cushions at me and kicking my box!)

[shiningmer]

When I was in England in the summer I loved to drink that! We don't have that yet over here in Portugal though...

And now that you read the books would you care to review them? :P

[InsaneCranium]

I'm sorry that we havn't made any epic videos yet.

[emmfan09]

I'm sorry for not being as delectable as you thought I'd be.

[cnbaxxter]

hey todd sorry that you feel sick but your voice sounds funny now lol . Anyway take care.

[andrsdtz]

never thought of you reading twilight Todd but what ever floats your boat man, lol

[sillyboogie]

I regret subscribing to your channel.

JUST KIDDING! :D <3

[jonnybigj]

youve hit puberty finally

[tripthe1]

Todd, don't ever tell us what color your pee is going to be again.

Also I sorry I didn't defend myself when that gnarly heifer at 789 started spreading lies about me.

You get FIVE stars for orange curtains.

[mewpie85]

actually, toddly, cranberry juice turns the pee yellow.. don't ask how i know.. but it does. kinda an interesting twist, come to think of it.

you bought new moon and eclipse haha!~

i loooove your impression of bella! her accent keeps changing and dramatically became a drag queen!

[domosquared]

but it's cran-raspberry juice.... it might... be... different. :\

[shessomickey]

I really enjoyed being referred to as a "delectable cranberry"

[omgitsmegx]

me too.

[foolanthropy]

that was an adequate impression of the retarded guy in the secret life of the american teenager. and yes, i sure am sorry i've watched that series.

[yellowTAXIcabs]

I'm sorry I wasted a lot of time being really unhappy when my life when it's so much easier just to go with the flow.

[SammieAndFriends]

@yellowTAXIcabs Me too.

[yellowTAXIcabs]

or unhappy WITH my life.*

[KaiaOothoudtMusic]

I'm sorry for lots of thing. I'm sorry that I ever dated that one kid though. I tried to help and then he dumped me A WEEK BEFORE PROM. LIKE A DOUCHE. So I'm sorry I ever tried to make his life better and that I tried to make him a much happier and much more successful person. How douchey was I?! Crap...

I'm also sorry that I cut the word "Condom" out of my poetry piece. Cuz it lost me 2nd place. And I don't handle losing trophies well D:

[ShmoNerd]

Im sorry for Gordon Brown and letting him become Prime Minister.

[Stranger1113]

im sorry that im not dating this sexy man todd ... i can only under that funny exterior is a awesome boyfriend in waitiing .. Wish i could get a chance with todd =-)

[theblazingarrow]

im sorry for not commenting as much :D wooo

[mexybill]

im sorry i killed all thouse people

[TheSuperSmiffy]

I'm sorry that when I find out a rumor that involves something slutty, that the person it is about are involved in every sexual joke I make for the next year.

[0137H4]

I'm sorry for WATCHING THIS VIDEO

YOU HAVE DISGRACED US ALL

[searchwarranttube]

Im sorry for calling Alan a tool in yesterdays chartjackers blogtv show. Alex noticed it and said he was going to kick me, but then kicked the wrong person. I did regret saying it once i put it out there, the chat screen froze with it in the centre and i was like nooooooooooo

[mexybill]

haha that was you?

[jesskellyxo]

HAHAHAA!!!!! was that you?! :L

[minimonsta2000]

aww i saw that. i felt really sorry for you

[billtvmacon]

For me it's 1970 - 2000.

[Estilum]

Todd

I love you Im sorry for going out in public with out showering for 4 days

those poor people who passed me on the side walk

hopefully they didnt smell me

;]

[ANBUop]

im sorry that i havent told you that im a grown man (23) and i read twilight too.... so im sorry you felt alone in that venture.

[BloodRedRavenTCM]

I'm sorry I'm so introverted and purposely push away those that care.

[ChRoPi21]

i'm sorry that I don't like twilight, we can still be friends toddly if you want to tho :)

[fateforgotten]

I'm sorry I stole a bottle of wine from work tonight. Now i will get fired for it.

[AlNowMann]

lol u cool

[lon21]

I'm sorry that I'm a bitch when I'm pre-menstrual....I feel really bad after, usually!

[MsEclipseGirl]

I'm sorry about completely talking shit about my friend's boyfriend right to his face. This happened a good 2 or three months ago and I still feel bad about it.

[eyeballgoop]

What am I sorry for? I'm sorry for every occasion, however rare, that I have started singing at the wrong moment of the song. And I cringe inside whenever I'm reminded.

[Callum530]

I'm sorry when i dont think before i think and the wrong word slips out, normally at the wrong time as well. = epic fail 2 meeee

[19BuddhasHell94]

I have the same problem my mouth is faster than my thoughts !!!

i always say something stupid (?) at the wrong place at the wrong time... and when i say it theres always a moment of cold silence

my friends say thats because i have no filter...

[19BuddhasHell94]

who cares if there 7 books and not 13 books ?

the thing is THERE STILL PEOPLE who r going 2 read 7 books and see 7 movies

in other words... if u do ur math... thats 14 pain in the ass u wouldnt want 2 have !!!

will harry potter give u back the lost time back... I DONT THINK SO !!!

[thrilllex]

where can i get that shirt?

[darkelftenak]

I am sorry about purposly anoying a grammer nazi friend of myne by misspelling everything i write to her. and to all my ocd friends im sorry for making every picture on a wall i see crooked for laughs. but what im really sorry for is that i said some hurtfull things to my father recently. i should really apoligise to him soon. maby tomorrow

[19BuddhasHell94]

can i make a list of sorry's then?

1.- IM SORRY i left the stove ON and my dad had 2 call the fire department (nothing realy bad hapend but we had this black spot on the kitchen cealing 4 months and I had 2 clean it up)

2.- IM SORRY a left the computer ON and my dad found all my porn (its not that he found out my porn that im sorry about... but when he sow what i had he delete it... years and years of porn to the trash)

3.- IM SORRY i sow the Chris Tucker video (i still have images of him)

[kissyface456123]

ahh i feel bad when i say things like "you suck at life" or "your life's worth a lot" what can i say, Im very hostile.

Im also still really sorry for stealing and getting away with it.

[bj00333]

Nice Shirt :)

[mycatlikesboxes]

I am sorry for failing to defeat the Dark Lord and allowing him to kill everyone in my homeland.

[singx08]

oh todd. WHAT DID YOU DOOO?

oh.. twilight series. right. everybody gets caught in that trap at least once.. :/

and yeah, definitely. recently actually. :(

sucks. that's life tho.

CASSI LOVES YOU, TODD. <3

[flyingicecream]

You're going to feel sorry when you have to go buy Breaking Dawn too. But you can't get that far into it and not finish it.

I'm afraid that the John Grisham book does not even it out, but is still awesome in its own way.

I'm sorry that I dropped out of college- I'm back in school now, but I would have already graduated if I had stayed in. And it would have cost less. And I don't have scholarships anymore.

Ugh. Thanks for reminding me :P

[Toddly00]

not a problem. Here's some icecream *hands icecream*

[CrappyCartoons]

something i am sorry for?.......

guess I am sorry for clicking on the link to watch this video....

cuz I hate to see you being sick. Hope you get well soon.

[Toddly00]

hahaha, you're a funny man

hows japan?

[CrappyCartoons]

Tokyo is great this time of year.

But this is a country in which cranberry products are extremely rare. So you might want to keep suffering at home.

[19BuddhasHell94]

toddly... it could have been a lot worst than the twilight saga... u could have bought the Harry Potter saga... im mean those r like 13 books right ? and then there r the movies, wich is like double torture.

and there people who actualy read AND c the movie... thats just wrong wrong wrong !!!

PS: TAKE CARE OF UR THROAT

[bombsfadeaway]

I lied to a boy to get him to break up with me once because he wouldn't take the hint and let me break up with him. Even though it was for the greater good (at least, I think it was), I still feel bad about it sometimes.

Also, I had a convo on omegle last night with someone pretending to be Bella and telling me not to leave. It was highly amusing.

And yes, it does even the book count out...*wink*. Enjoy Eclipse, it was my favourite out of the series =)

[kissyface456123]

@bombsfadeaway oooh me too.

[myshangrila]

I'm sorry for skipping the majority of my senior year.

[kiwicrash3]

I'm Going To Steal Your Beard!

[Toddly00]

you may have this one, I can just grow another

[kiwicrash3]

That is very kind giving your beard away, if i could I would shake you hand

[shamelessbookworm]

Do yourself a favor and stop with the third one (if you feel the need to go that far). The forth one is so bad you will want to shoot yourself for spending actual currency on it. If you must take it out from a library.

Also, how in the hell did I become subscribed to you, random sick guy?

[Toddly00]

probably from subscribing to someone else. You are most likely subscribed to a bunch of other random people as well!

My name is Todd, Its a pleasure to meet you :)

[TheFedoraKing]

I'm sorry I went out with a girl I didn't love.

[PolkaDotedMonkey]

I said something mean to my now ex-boyfriend. It seemed harmless enough in my head, but when he started to cry I felt the guiltiest i've ever felt and I still feel sorry about it.

[Toddly00]

flowers fix everything!

[MattG124]

BAHAHA

good lord!

[Toddly00]

WHAT ARE YOU SORRY ABOUT BUD?!

[llc88]

This is a tough question...I'd say I'm sorry that I never majored in Cognitive Behavioral Neuroscience instead of Psychology...

[Toddly00]

ya. . . you totally went down the wrong path. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!

[musiciswonderful123]

You should have been bella in the movies.. it would have been way better... but im sorry that i bought the Twilight movie...haha

[Toddly00]

HA! INORITE?!

[Doodlester]

#4!!!! u r awesome

[Toddly00]

you're awesomer

[Doodlester]

you can make all people on earth happy just by talking to a camera. you are by all meanings of the word: awesome. oh i am sorry that i ever bought a miley cycrus album. i am scared.

[DragonflyNoir10]

I'm sorry that I'm 29 a Yale grad and love watching Vloggers on Youtube at 2am.

[arequipa1]

lol what's so wrong with that

[Toddly00]

thats actually not a bad thing mr/miss yale

[DragonflyNoir10]

No seriously, it's an addiction, you guys are like crack to me..lol

[ahemjonnie]

you never fail to make me smile:)

[Toddly00]

yay :)

[NickWoha]

When I first saw this video in my subscription box I thought you were sitting there in a tuxedo, and I was like wtf! (uh.. not sure why I was like wtf, but ok).

Think Im gonna go to sleep now.. Glad to see that you're embracing your inner teenagegirl lol

[Toddly00]

next video I will wear a tux just for you

[Sunno94]

cools