Difference between men and women - bath time

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[DaiBeet]

It's funny how I'm a girl and I shower like a man in some ways xD

[mudchair16]

Spot on.

[hitsugayatoushiro101]

if i have a wife when i grow up,i'll not just shake wiener at her,i'll fuck her

[SARMA1956]

LMAO @ 0:35

[lloydsimoesable]

ok, how can you women follow such a lame, mechanical routine, men follow the get it finished off with approach, no wonder you women take forever to make yourselves up and still are not satisfied, while men take quarter the time and look as good.

[miro9963]

u should change the song when the guy goes to the bathroom with some thing like dead metal it should be more emotinal :D

[fullmetal22000]

haha i find sexiest things hilarious and very true. I'm a woman and do almost exactly what that woman did in the video.

[xsumuhdihx]

those directions for the guy seem kind of long. how about : take off clothes, turn on shower , wash hair/body, dry off body/hair .. there done

[NerdInTangelo]

Hell yeah!!! :))



[megomanful]

i love being a woman....we get to smell good and look good..ahaha.. jk..i guess it depends on the person....but i usually do all of that as well

[rockntroopen]

wow i think i saw a nipple lol...

[miro9963]

@rockntroopen so its nothing

[SlykeThePhoxenix]

LOL!!! SO TRUE!

[Afrochinese]

Shampoo mohawk everyday allday!!

[aldeeoink]

i don't pee while in the shower because it will be flowing around your feet

[thedudeonmars]

@aldeeoink so your not a dude

[aldeeoink]

@thedudeonmars shut up woman!!!!

[Ischaey]

I prefer to pee, then blow my nose.

[prockjohn]

first of all why would i have a towel on??? when im king of the house i go naked all the way :)

[mrskendallschmidt12]

woudn't a towel the size of a small country be bigger

[mrskendallschmidt12]

they actually make suree u get a certain FLAVOR OF SHAMPOO

[jmaxolaetxea]

Exactly how it happens. But I pee first hahaha

[Ho3328]

I'm a woman and I don't do that :P

[Grounded4Life16]

Why is it that every generalization of a woman is negative?

[omnissient]

@Grounded4Life16 Uts not. You re just whiny and offended about nothing.

[Grounded4Life16]

@omnissient No actually if you take a look...yes it is. and i do like wine.

[Grounded4Life16]

I'm a girl and I'm similar to the guy. Does that make me a man? No. This is stupid.

[omnissient]

@Grounded4Life16 You re similar to the guy?

So you draw a penis and boobs and then walk naked out the shower shaking your private parts like the guy did? I dont believe that.

[ItsMeAgainXD]

chill the fuck out people , or ill woo woo.

[LAZrailkapinda]

I shake my wiener to my gf too .. just to tease her , because I CAN ! xD

[imundiath]

wow

[DaYungGuy]

Our culture thinks it's so very funny to make fun of men. In reality, the person who wrote got this from the sick idea that women are mature, men are immature. This is full of bullshit. I want my gender to get some respect.

[Saiaton]

Who washes their face in the shower? Especially a man if you wet shave.

[Charbo11]

HAHA I always blow my nose with my hand !!!!!!

[bellaluna423]

women do to have fun in the shower, all that neatness and smell niceness is fun.

[liljohny19900]

THIS IS COMPETELY WRONG...pee comes first

[prockjohn]

@liljohny19900 i hella agree to that!!!!!!!!

[ashwinkga]

i though time would be shown as the distinguishing factor apparently not but thats tha truthl..nyways funny video!

[Cressx]

I think I get the difference.

Women find showering nothing but a chore yet men can make it fun.

Man it must suck to be a woman.

Oh yeah you forgot the part when the woman pulls the bloody rag out of their vagina and throws it in the trash for all to see and the dog to eat.

[bookkeeper57]

@Cressx If this is accurate, men don't have fun showering.  They're just sloppy.

At your age, you should know better. If women are really this neat, there's no exposed tampon anywhere. It's a detail for no more than a week.

[RubySeville]

OMG I MUST BE A GUY! I DONT SHOWER LIKE THAT,..

[bookkeeper57]

Absolutely the truth. Why do men step out of their clothes and leave them lying on the floor?

[JoakoXWacho]

@bookkeeper57 clearly for you to pick it up

[blackpker124]

i take a shower like a man!! rawr!!

[eloisephoebus]

lol awesome

[TheXz0123]

lol?

[ScotchW10]

Check manly physique and make a shampoo mohawk LOOL

[nodoctoryet]

awesome video

[redamon1003]

man does not do that!

[danidaniboyboy]

@redamon1003 Yes we do.

[twinedscorpion]

this is soooo true! hhahahahaha

[mentallyexplosive]

lol make the woohoo sound

[yabbas100]

why is the reson that men and women bath different? I hope that some on can answer me.. :D

[tearo]

what are you an in between?

[DaYungGuy]

@yabbas100 It's full of bullshit. Our culture thinks it's so very funny to make fun of men. In reality, the person who wrote got this from the sick idea that women are mature, men are immature. This is full of bullshit. I want my gender to get some respect.

[mikeorgore]

Shampoo Mohawk!

[teareado]

thats some funey shit but in my house its the other way arond. my girl flashes me

[fulldeamonproduction]

Awesome

[jeverbever]

Lol so true

[flute1234555]

wow...

[ManxAce500]

So true.

[SpiderMen84]

i bath like a man..!!

[addassas]

i never draw a penis and boobs on the mirror after showerinf, being a man, what does that mean?

[kardentyrell]

@addassas not moist enough ;P

[dream012345]

lol, funny

[jxz107]

OMG THIS MEANS IM ONLY 90 % GUY!!!!

lol

[NMVK3]

wow u "guy" do that ...that's discusting lol

[dellesael]

how sad. I feel lucky that I apparently don't belong to any of these "showering-categories". The woman is portrayed neurotic, shallow, and unhappy with her body. The male just seems childish and dumb.

I am absolutely convinced that my way of taking a shower doesn't define my gender. I never look in the mirror, I always pee, I don't use shampoo or own a bathmat

[JoakoXWacho]

@dellesael You don't use shampoo?

[stynred]

Good video, so close to the truth.

[c1l4c10n]

meh is not bad to shower like man,

if you do it the women way ur gay.

(for those who are men)

[DaYungGuy]

@c1l4c10n Are you retarded? If you don't follow the "men are childish" stereotype you're gay? Wat has this world come to?

[ZOMGAPOTATO]

All you people lighten up and take a joke. :P

[CrunchsterXX2]

This may happen in the western world but not in older countries that have their culture

[hpnc6000udo12]

so tru

[MssQueenB]

thats not true i think it depends on the person

[JohnnyCadeLover94]

lol I shower just like a guy.

[TheKillersKill]

i must be a man...

[ilargitxo2]

yeah me too, this is so topic and so untrue, with who is she going out? with a caverman? oh my go. I hope girls don't accept boys like this, just because they think and thet have been told this is the normal thing and this is how men are. my god....

[LgGerminator]

thank god I'm not a girl

[sselemaNrM]

my bath times are actually pretty long, and I'm a dude. I space out with the hot water.. lol

If women take longer on average.. That's because they may use more products..

Also this doesn't factor using 2 in 1 shampoo + conditioner, which can significantly cut time off.

[psedani1]

it would be funny if there was actually a narrator there in a suit...hehe

i like it thoo

[psedani1]

LoL!

[CrunchsterXX2]

Lol funny, but this is bias and sexist :P

[hpnc6000udo12]

it is not sexist it didnt say anything bad. pointing out the truth isnt sexist

[CrunchsterXX2]

Lol this is the truth? Mkay, plus women like to waste water like everyone in the world gets it.

[Metallica102938]

not really. i get in my towel, go into the bathroom, start the shower, out in my contacts, brush my teeth, get in the shower, put in shampoo, soap, rinse, get out, dry off, put on clothes. done :D

[Mr123JasonLee]

1:29 she should've walked naked out of the bathroom to the bedroom

[Diamond23Heart]

Actually your right it is pretty true for male and females not just for one that is for both the negative and the positive. Like i said before I have seen a lot of ladies who are just like that guy on this video.

[Diamond23Heart]

Um hate to tell you this but a lot of woman do that stuff, and a lot of guys do it as well. Some woman are nasty like that, some guys are. Some guys are clean and neat, some females are clean and neat. So I say this movie is pretty sexist in a way. Just as you woman would if a guy made a movie like this about stuff they do. Sigh never changes.

[ncfwhitetigress]

Well of course there are exceptions but this is a pretty true generalization.

[roberttrevean]

Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thats what i do :P

[milky5432]

blatently made by a women some of its true and funny but still....

[Lonlywolf89]

soo true

[ncfwhitetigress]

How come guys avoid the bath mat? I don't like the feeling of wet feet.

[ncfwhitetigress]

My favorite lines:

"If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound."

"Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass."

"Pee."

"Draw a penis on the mirror."

"Then draw boobs so you feel manly."

"Shake wiener and watch water fly off."

LMFAO! the guy showering is soooo funny. I have to admit I'm nowhere near as neat as the woman though. What's the point in drying off all the surfaces? Turn on the fan for Christ's sake.

[firefly379]

I ALWAYS wash my hair twice. It makes it softer. But I admit... sometimes I draw penises on the mirror too. hehehe

[adamdanialofficial]

well i shower half woman half guy

[scarto74191]

My God...so true the men's part...i can;t stop laughing...

[domdabombabc]

I don't know about the woman part but the man part is completely true

[amq911]

that's really funny.

but i like to do shampoo horns and true about the private washing time. i really feel sorry for women.

[ncfwhitetigress]

yeah we have a lot less fun i can tell

[ijustkeepitreal]

haha i aways shampoo my mohawk!

[doddyboy1]

its better with the voices...

[coolishnerd72]

lol funny and (mostly) true women take forever in the shower, like why wash your hair twice?

[ncfwhitetigress]

Because it says to do so on the instructions and if your hair is greasy it gets it squeaky-clean.

[rouster]

I am pretty sure it says that so you use more shampoo. I can see doing it on occasion when it's very dirty, but not every time. Double washing will most likely dry out your hair, though that depends on your hair type. I've read that you shouldn't wash your hair out everyday to keep it from drying out. Again, everyone is different. Funny video, btw :)

[ncfwhitetigress]

Well of course it depends on the hair, but for me I shampoo 2-3 times a week and always shampoo twice before conditioning. Works for my hair type.

[lenthesniper]

why cover up exposed ares? he's seen you anyway, plus it may add a bit more zing to a long marriage if you, 'show a bit of leg' or arse!

[AbsintheMint]

dude, seriously! can't you take a joke?

[foxieangel]

wow ppl.

everyone is diff.

like who cares how you shower.

all that matters is that you do it.

[commenter21]

This vid is so not true! Women don't shower like that!

[OwlJulie2]

They leave water all over the floor,so you walk in puddles of water. They also do not wash out the tub, leaving scum and hair. They also do not bring their towel to the laundry- they leave it on the floor or rolled up. It's no wonder why it takes 45 seconds for them to shower. Also, they do not close the shower curtain when done. They "borrow" your products such as your women's shampoo and soap. What? Why can't they buy their own nice stuff?

[wedgeh05]

OwlJulie2.

maybe you should think that maybe all men, are not like the person you're/were living with right now and for all you know maybe the fact you're buying all these fancy shampoos means there's little money for him to buy stuff so he get's by.

and also in the case of the person you 'were' living with, maybe your general anoyingness pushed them away

[OwlJulie2]

If your'e sharing a bathroom together, it is your duty to keep it clean for the other person. I only buy the 1 dollar Vo5 shampoo, with strawberry extract. He is untidy in the kitchen. I could follow him around, just to clean up after him! This video confirms for me that I am not the only one who sees men as being messy. Try walking into a small bathroom with puddles of water on the floor! But I do know some tidy men must be out there who don't leave popcorn trails behind them.

[papplemanger]

i'm a guy and im not THAT untidy.

true im not supertidy like women, but water puddles, popcorn trails, etc. etc.

either ur exaggerating or ur man is some super slob. seriously. i'd say go man shopping again... spend more than $4 on one this time, though.

[ncfwhitetigress]

water puddles? popcorn trails? where did that come from? i thought the guy's showering style was hilarious.

[ncfwhitetigress]

Oh ok that is weird.

[papplemanger]

some person i was replying to said her man left water puddles and popcorn trails... eww... he's weird

[ncfwhitetigress]

Well yeah if men don't like to use the bath mat, I'm not surprised about the water puddles.

[ncfwhitetigress]

So true! Men are messy. I don't mind them being moderately sloppy in their daily habits as long as it doesn't affect me.

[OwlJulie2]

What about sitting in the bath and reading a book with candles around? Men do not like baths, only women do. Also, I am surprised men even "wash" their faces. Do they actually use soap- probably not!

[Mr123JasonLee]

OwlJulie2

how do you know men don't like having baths ? (you're probably wrong)

[sfreij]

Awesome...

[Loungerbug96]

HILARIOUS!!!

[glitchesandglitter]

not true. stereotype. but sure ya whatever makes me seem more "normal." dude, that's sooo true!!!!

[LittleWing5128]

video= not yours- u stole it from other user

[IStandUpForRights]

This is why we women smell good.

[ncfwhitetigress]

Men smell better 2 me...

[timesman14]

its so true! so true...:D

[byrnie13]

out of order, you pee first then shower...lawl

[byrnie13]

incorrectly worded, you pee IN SHOWER, then do everything else...(lawl once again)

[caue4p]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[nikthedik]

That's one funny videoclip!!!!!

[shitwisk]

scary thing is ... its so true :P xx

[gtarplaya]

hahaha i thought i was 1 of the few who blew my nose and also made a shampoo mowhawk haha this is good

[rinas13]

hahahaha real nice :)

they forget to remind us that a man jacks off :PPP

[captcrack]

well, there ya go...

[dfmaster8]

very true

[meggiemeg86]

Haha!

[1WooDoo1]

Its true!

[cucinator]

it's so true