Gilbert Gottfried - Death or Ugu

[wylon87]

Are you sure it's not death by Snu-Snu??

[perdondaris]

"give me ugu or give me death"--Patty Henry

[SkateObsession]

I HAVE A CORNEATED HORNEA

[nick88999]

cool story bro

[supernerd1103]

POONTA!!

[Omellykim]

@supernerd1103 no fuck that ill choosing death 

[ThePedrofail]

this guy was in a disney movie?

[brettwad360]

fuckin aladdin parrot isnt funny at all

[OHMRproductions]

Dear God, they let this guy on PBS Kids??? LOL

[1f5sda]

I got this on DVD and I LOVE these jokes.

[NoFuckingJoke]

Its unreal how un-funny this is. I mean my God..this is fucking dire..

[ferrariteddy]

@BigDogJang0 u piece of shit fucking ass whole u child mallesting whore Jews aren't bad ill get someone to ugu u if u don't grow the fuck up and stop hating Jews weve done nothing to deserve this u must b hitler

[ferrariteddy]

@BigDogJang0 u piece of shit fucking ass whole u child mallesting whore Jews aren't bad ill get someone to ugu u if u don't grow the fuck up and stop hating Jews weve done nothing to deserve this u must b hitler

[ferrariteddy]

@BigDogJango

[BigDogJang0]

Typical Jew, making heinous racist remarks under the guise of stand-up "comedy". This bastard even made jokes about the fucking Japanese tsunami!

[ThinSteve]

@BigDogJang0 Awww Sad Face. Shut the fuck up and enjoy the comedy.

[BigDogJang0]

@ThinSteve

Comedy? What comedy? I don't see any comedy? This is pretty funny by Michael Richards standards though, if that's what you mean.

[ojoj626]

10 people got uguu

[SINCITYxFoXx]

Long story short :50

[Hobbit823]

Death or Poontah?

[027220]

His voice makes me shiver, he's one of the only comics who can be funny only if he wrote a book or watched by deaf people.

[TheNevii]

@027220 The voice makes it better for a lot of people. In fact, he would probably be LESS funny (or at least successful) if it weren't for the voice.

[027220]

@TheNevii Don't you find him irratating?

[TheNevii]

@027220 In a hilarious way. It also helps to define his character. It's a key trait that, without it, he would not nearly be the same comic.

[027220]

@TheNevii His quotes are enjoyable, his voice isn't.

[CoolioBroski]

@027220 Are you kidding?

His voice makes a lot of the jokes better :P

[027220]

@CoolioBroski If they were spoken by maybe Robin Willaims I wouldn't be irratated.

[zex84]

Wasn't the "death by sex" done by Futurama before this?

Yeah.

You suck, Gottfried.

[simonturner73]

@zex84 no its an old joke anyway Futurama did it but there not first to do so

[pursegrabbinpukes]

@zex84 a lot of gottfried's jokes are pretty dated classics, but it's his delivery that makes it so awesome. like with the aristocrats joke. honestly I love this style.

[mdjcsmith]

My version was "death...BY GOONNDAHH!"

[povilasbacevicius]

I like how celebrities plug their DVDs on talk shows etc and then the whole thing can be seen on youtube for free

[027220]

Butt-Head: This guy's voice 'sucks.' Huh huh huh

Beavis: Yeah. Really. Heh heh heh. Change it.

They channel surf.

[DaveBattenOnAir]

Thaw discusting.

[soha33]

I choose death.. I won't be able to live with myself..

[handsomebrick]

This is actually an extremely popular and old joke. Columnist Dave Barry was familiar with the joke, except for him it was roo roo.  Futurama borrowed the joke once, except they heard it as snoo snoo. For me, it was bunga bunga. Apparently, the name is different for people who grew up in different places and times. Most people who know the joke are males who learned it at a very young age.

[dorlis1]

fuck them to death

[tangocolt02]

What's cum?

[geetarman69]

@tangocolt02 White wees

[roryfitzpatric]

@tangocolt02 sperm



[Piklethedoodad]

@tangocolt02

The white foam you spit out after brushing your teeth.

Oh wait.... wrong stiff hairy pole.

[beat0wya]

He is now, Gilbert Gottfired

[Kramer02]

co za asy...

[kruunk1]

this is pretty much another aristocrats joke..except with a punchline

[smileyface7727]

He's got some squinty eyes.

[Meh11one]

Meh i told this joke 15 years ago.

[BAH819VIDS]

lol

[bound4tahiti]

I went to see Gilbert in Las Vegas at the Hilton last night. First time. 2 tickets $124. He performed from 9:15 PM to 9:54. THAT'S IT! 39 MINUTES! That's the shortest set I have ever seen any comedian, musical or entertainment headliner do. The audience was shocked when he said "Goodnight." Total RIP OFF. Gilbert, you got our money once and had a chance to gain 2 new fans for life. NEVER AGAIN.

[blcrcl1]

@bound4tahiti why are you posting this on all his vids? its like you copy and pasted it

[panterajoey]

@bound4tahiti im not sticking up for the little jew but maybe he had to take a shit.

Or maybe he realized he left the oven on or the porch light.

Maybe he was just really really stoned and lost track of the time. Maybe his clock was 15 minutes early.

OK ...maybe he received telepathic frequencies from his home planet nirubu and his next mission ojective was given to him and it called for him taking a shit, turning off his oven and his porch light and smoking a joint.

[m4rcus4ur31ius]

Futurama did this joke too, but they called it snoo-snoo

[1f5sda]

I got the 'Dirty Jokes' DVD for Christmas and I LOVE it.

[pfctjd]

I would have spelled ugu as oogoo.

[zuzupetals1999]

The way I heard it was "Death....by Bunga-Bunga"

[MrGodSlave1]

I thought the punchline was 'Death BY Uguu"

[cryptsub]

@MrGodSlave1 Yeah, when I heard it, the punchline was "Death by bungee!"

[thebeatlesandoasis05]

@MrGodSlave1 that the only part I don't like. I wish he said it the right way

[roryfitzpatric]

@MrGodSlave1 well he wrote the joke so everyone that says death BY ugu is wrong

[MrGodSlave1]

@roryfitzpatric You left out 'Hoo Hoo Hoo Tell'em Fred'

[BlitzkriegOmega]

@MrGodSlave1 POONTAH!

[KingHarkiniann]

uguu~

[AsesinoDeLaConsola]

@KingHarkiniann

You beat me to it you double nigger.

[NutNapalm]

@KingHarkiniann My little sister can't be this depraved!

[BoyKiba]

@KingHarkiniann u taught uguu was from kanon?

[boilerboy]

@BoyKiba more like it is from 'a cannon'. LMAO.

[onelaststand1]

lol its funny that his last name is oddly close to "got fried".... stonner lol

[Zombiestewstudios]

Holy shit... XD

[TheFreefall12]

awsome!!!

[mattsrage76]

this joke is extremely hilarious....especially stoned! hahahahah!! 

[erosmangr74]

This joke is a classic, and Gilbert tells it really well. I just love how he reiterates horrible things with "did I mention that..." :) He does the same thing in the Arisocrats joke, so if you haven't seen it, look it up.

[pwnmaster9]

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