Is this where that commercial got the idea for gas powered computers and appliances? I laughed so hard at that. I think I will stick to my solar-powered flashlight, though. (Yes, it's real.)
"M: Bond, your last mission was a total fail. B: But ma'am, Q gave me that new batteryless torch and i had to use it while sneaking into the SPECTRE headquarters. Turned out that the thing has a flaw."
Actually very USEFUL. Gasoline has much higher energy density than any batteries. So much so that researchers are looking into putting miniature Wankel engines in batteries as they only have two moving parts at their simplest. A small R/C engine would provide more than enough power.
No search party equipped with these would ever be finding people because...well who's gonna go running towards a chainsaw sound in the middle of the night when they're lost in the woods?
Man i really needed this... i once thought of a diesel powered toothbrush, seeing this just brought a tear into my eye. ROFLMAO, the brilliance of stupidity, thanks!
hey this isnt useless! just think. if someone breaks into your house. you can just grab the flashlight and start it up and scare the burglar away making them think it's a chainsaw or something
this was made in the middle east, yea we know you guys got alot of gasoline you dont need to rub it in our face -.- whatever.. batteries are expencive anyways
You are a true genius! anyone could find things that do not exist yet but that fulfill a demand. but inventing completely useless gadgets that are not related to any human needs.... wow! :)
add more light you got "THE LIGHT GATLING GUN" *burns and punches holes at the same time*
GameChannel6 13 hours ago
thats a good thing to use in a closed garage...
mrspaztoid 5 days ago
gas is cheaper than batteries well done
LadyboyAgogo 6 days ago
the chuck norris flashlight
Butuc8 1 week ago
Is this where that commercial got the idea for gas powered computers and appliances? I laughed so hard at that. I think I will stick to my solar-powered flashlight, though. (Yes, it's real.)
queenninathetwin 1 week ago
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Perfect for stealth operations.
TheFamousAbsentMind 1 week ago
Perfect for stealth operations.
TheFamousAbsentMind 1 week ago
You wake up the entire neighborhood with this... lol
Altair565 1 week ago
This is the dumbest of the greatest things I have ever seen.
DrPhalaris 2 weeks ago
redneck flashlight
990mustang 2 weeks ago
If you're gonna make one of these, at least use a really bright bulb, like several stage lights or a pro flash photography light
TimpBizkit 2 weeks ago
It's like that one nissan ad lololololol
mechanicalpuffin 2 weeks ago
It's not about "WHY?"
It's about "WHY NOT?"
ewolwerdna 2 weeks ago
it is to loud
XxgomooxX 2 weeks ago
That's the stupidest thing I've seen in a long time. I love it.
1960markN 3 weeks ago
"M: Bond, your last mission was a total fail. B: But ma'am, Q gave me that new batteryless torch and i had to use it while sneaking into the SPECTRE headquarters. Turned out that the thing has a flaw."
sleeptyper 3 weeks ago 2
this video makes me laugh so hard it hurts. It sounds like a leaf blower. WAHAHAHA!!!
Frozenhand00 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from rcbif101
I don't use gasoline powered flashlights often, but when I do, I make sure I do it in an unventilated garage
Bongwater80 3 weeks ago
"IT DOESN'T USE ANY BATTERIES!" No but it uses something even more expensive, gasoline.
BenMan1231 3 weeks ago
This guy should work at Aperture Science.
tyler1475 3 weeks ago
The navy seals should use this....
TheDeviantGamer 3 weeks ago
Alan Wake would be proud.
Arcname 3 weeks ago
it's not that useless:D
could be modified though, to send a searing laser beam. *evil laugh"
Downarrow2 3 weeks ago
think of being on a stealth black ops mission with this battery efficient tech.
TheRottenburger 4 weeks ago 2
Fuck yeah, America.
huhabah 1 month ago
NO MORE SPENDING MILLIONS ON BATTERYS! NOW IT TAKES GAS WHICH IS ONLY TWICE AS EXPENCIVE!
(Thumbs up if you agree)
icarly6342 1 month ago
@icarly6342 Oh just shut the fuck up about the thumbs.
evilspeak2292 1 month ago in playlist More videos from rcbif101
@icarly6342 Somebody didn't understand the joke behind the video... ¬¬
I thumbsed down because you asked for thumbs up
arstulex 3 weeks ago
how to scare bears while in dark forest new title
ahmedd124 1 month ago
A man flashlight right there.
JacksonNomad 1 month ago
RIP 8 Kittens....
CoeCoe151 1 month ago
Actually very USEFUL. Gasoline has much higher energy density than any batteries. So much so that researchers are looking into putting miniature Wankel engines in batteries as they only have two moving parts at their simplest. A small R/C engine would provide more than enough power.
Rakemaan 1 month ago
Love it!
skiidahonorthsouth 1 month ago
Useless I Think NOT!
RobotsWithShotguns 1 month ago
fuck you greenpeace hahahah
jagsoftStudios 1 month ago
That'd make for one hell of a cool prop if you knew some good visual effects. Like, a laser chainsaw or a plasma launcher or something.
LieutenantFish 1 month ago
- I could ask the same thing about your icon picture, lol.
rcbif101 1 month ago 3
why?
Kaonashi009 1 month ago
Furries at the end?...
NKOTech 1 month ago 2
@NKOTech - Nope. Just a smart fox :P
rcbif101 1 month ago
@rcbif101 Oh really?
NKOTech 1 month ago
This would be perfect for a specops mission
theflyingebit161 1 month ago
im going to kill YYYYYOOOOuuuu oh wait what the hell my chainsaw is emiting some sort of light ok then scratch that im going to blind you
randomocity999 1 month ago
great for sneaking around in the dark!
rockerseven 1 month ago 21
No search party equipped with these would ever be finding people because...well who's gonna go running towards a chainsaw sound in the middle of the night when they're lost in the woods?
*strums banjo*
Heh...heh...heh heh heh...
TheHevquip 1 month ago 3
Think of sneeking on your pray wanting to scare them off with the burning light in the darkness..................IT WOULD TOTALLY BLIND THEM :D
suppycobby 1 month ago
Ghost Buster!
Momo5775 1 month ago
S.W.A.T Team leader: Be stealth boys!
Swat guy: Yes sir! *Opens gas flash light*
MassiveGamingFTW 1 month ago
imagine trying to sneak into someone's house with that
B1KMusic 1 month ago in playlist More videos from rcbif101 2
@B1KMusic hahaha!
keanu92i 1 month ago
Man i really needed this... i once thought of a diesel powered toothbrush, seeing this just brought a tear into my eye. ROFLMAO, the brilliance of stupidity, thanks!
kohversohver 1 month ago
hey this isnt useless! just think. if someone breaks into your house. you can just grab the flashlight and start it up and scare the burglar away making them think it's a chainsaw or something
mikeru98 2 months ago
Manhunt with this thing would be incredible.
gingerfeury 2 months ago
its so pointless :-D
stkizza 2 months ago
This is beautiful!
DjAle1 2 months ago
This reminded me of Army of Darkness
Afrotechmods 2 months ago
OMG THERES A RED SPOT ON THE LIKE BAR! SOMEONE WIPE IT OFF!
CupcakeCutie170 2 months ago
not useless just stupid
GODsxSKiLL 2 months ago
IT DOESN'T USE ANY BATTERIES!!!
XD
Rufus2468 2 months ago
noisiest torch ever. then again, if the torch was a flamethrower...
poisen06 2 months ago
another useless invention? I-PHONE,I-PAD
ToxicBankai 2 months ago
Obama hates you.
54321Nerf 2 months ago
the army uses that when they wanna sneak around at night
BrAdEnSB666 2 months ago
:D mad me laugh.
kriptonic3 2 months ago
If you're willing to be that loud, just use sonar.
ThonglerMediaLtd 2 months ago
thanks for polluting the world more lol..
PRlMEHUNTER 2 months ago
did anyone else read the title to be gasoline powered fleshlight ;D
ZeBrainkrieg 2 months ago
Finally we can stop polluting our landfills with unclean batteries
0hypnotoad0 2 months ago
NOW THATS AMERICAN
aBORADcuban 2 months ago
.....Dear Santa
mattman91c 2 months ago
somethings tempting me to be the first one to dislike this video... but this idea is just soo damn good xD
DEVINWATKINS221 2 months ago 11
@DEVINWATKINS221 - Everytime someone dislikes one of my videos, a kitten dies. Think of the kittens!
rcbif101 2 months ago 35
@rcbif101 yes we must think of the kittens and cats we not let them die!
adenj1112 1 month ago
@rcbif101 7 kittens died for the peoples dislikes
sailesh33 1 month ago
@rcbif101 9 KITTENS DIED!!!
SpeedAndSlowKing 2 weeks ago
@rcbif101 NINE KITTENS DIED!!!
SpeedAndSlowKing 2 weeks ago
@DEVINWATKINS221 Except for the giant waste of gas.
MrMalak2k6 2 months ago
this was made in the middle east, yea we know you guys got alot of gasoline you dont need to rub it in our face -.- whatever.. batteries are expencive anyways
DEVINWATKINS221 2 months ago
You'll do fine during the Zombie Apocalypse.
NoSkates 2 months ago
I suppose that you're in Stockholm atm, after all you must have been given a Nobel-prize for this.
HomoErectum 2 months ago
For the extremely stealthy take-down
Failbert 2 months ago 3
I thought it was 'fleshlight'. Lmao. Gasoline-powered.
bvigo12 2 months ago
A solar powered torch :3
Ryanlauph 2 months ago
nog thief can without it!
ClownPeppito 2 months ago
BOOOOM
noahniessen 2 months ago
that could be actually great thing, but you should use very high power lamp somewhere around 1kW.
It could turn into most powerful flashlight ever.
deltaxcd 3 months ago
Gasoline not included.
wazup867 3 months ago
not for nature walks thats for sure
VincentValentine360 3 months ago
Umh if you only showed that to Pitch Black production...
temporarynickname1 3 months ago
@temporarynickname1 - ?
rcbif101 3 months ago
@rcbif101 The movie with Vin Diesel. In that movie actors are looking for everything which can make light, this thing could be really cool.
temporarynickname1 2 months ago
@rcbif101 they had Diesel but no lights
StephRajower 1 month ago
OMG I WANT ONE LOOOL
PHCARANI 3 months ago
imagine this in zombie apocalypse it would be awesome! except that noise :D
zallonza 3 months ago
imagine using that at 3am...
CaptonStu 3 months ago
´IT DOESNT USE BATTERYS´ BUT IR MAKES A LOT OF NOISE
pyroteamPTZ 3 months ago
Texas flashlight masacre!
iToskayo 3 months ago
How about gasoline powered noise-cancelling headphones
ArthurWisco 3 months ago 2
@ArthurWisco YES! Someone should get on this...
Vectorr4Emperor 3 months ago
LOL :D
paobologna 3 months ago
should be used for the stealth team
MrSuppernick 3 months ago
Polska RLZ!!
MrDejmien666 3 months ago
But it's very loud,
Nightmare4020 3 months ago
50 lumens per gallon
88Rangerindanger 3 months ago
How to scare the crap out of someone when they're sleeping, and how to see their reaction at the same time! GENIUS!!!
chrism4n14 3 months ago
its like steampunk, but from a more industrial era. cool machine! u shud post as response to that nissan commercial
NTComputer86 3 months ago
You are a true genius! anyone could find things that do not exist yet but that fulfill a demand. but inventing completely useless gadgets that are not related to any human needs.... wow! :)
KarameIIbonbon 3 months ago
Now you can shine the shit out of those leaves!
OcarinaZombie 3 months ago in playlist More videos from rcbif101
its not even that strong!!
buckplusnickle 3 months ago
HAHAHA! An engineer with a sense of humor! Awesome!
megadethmonk 3 months ago 3
microsoft sam:'chainsaw chainsaw chainsaw chainsaw chainsaw,no,chainlight chainlight chainlight chainlight chainlight'
slainender 3 months ago
stealthy!!!
Caziz26 3 months ago
a motor on solar and light on gas useually its the otherway :P
bosaap10 3 months ago
How fast from 0 to 60?
187RailroadBull 3 months ago 3
@187RailroadBull 8.1KW. pretty fast.
fMh29 3 months ago
The new chainsaw against ghosts!
cash1940 4 months ago
Dude you suck at converting mechanical energy to electrical...
madmatt113944 4 months ago
i`ll get one for my local library.
scissorphilip 4 months ago
lumberjack jedi!
douboymkIII 4 months ago
Is it wrong that I expected flames to come out of it for about the entire video?
Amunnubz 4 months ago
looks like a portal gun
garblehose 4 months ago
pssstttt, haven't you heard..? there's a gas shortage.. lol..
Dewdaahman 4 months ago 23
@Dewdaahman - wait.......I though it was a battery shortage!? Ah, Crap!
:P
rcbif101 4 months ago 48
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StephRajower 1 month ago
SICK BUT TOO LOUD AND NOT A TORCHLIGHT
blackmonster552 4 months ago
Awesome. But this kind of no-led torchlight sucks.
megamastah 4 months ago
epic lol
dongwgo 4 months ago
That was hilarious!! I would buy one!!!
saradamsmc 4 months ago
Take that al gore!
hpracing007 4 months ago 62
lol....
weaponeer 4 months ago
reminds me of those "what if everything ran on gas?" commercials
StealthClaw1 4 months ago 47
uhhhh... what? LOL that's cool but... what? HAHA
forzaazzurri101 4 months ago
i guess? lol
Duquelicious360 4 months ago
i guess if you have enough guns you dont need to worry about being tactical
aaronzack14 4 months ago
Awesome
Dracoflamz 4 months ago
wtf?
legoBWairlines 4 months ago