Portal Test 19 (Part 01 of 04)

[TouYube67]

4:24 thank you for assuming the party escort submission position

[ParticleSickness]

Thanks

[NAGATOYUKI321]

cool

[sordow]

hahahah 4:37 glados: what are you doing stop it i i iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, we are pleased that you have made it through the final challenge

[roxsasxion231]

your not even going the right way ya right oh sh... (gets killed by a turret)

[hxcnoah]

could have just put a portal through the door instead of setting the button with the broken shards

[PolishTreasureHunter]

4:20 ok now opposite portal (shoot orange)...

w8... is that correct?

(looks up to see the higher portal)

I can't see it

(step back)

Woah!!!

(falls into the flames)

[xavier0jim]

finally just the gameplay and no gay commentary thanx u

[alextall95]

@fludd121 These stairs werent falling

[Yarflam]

Le niveau 19 est vraiment très long et très dur, j'y suis encore ^^ chaud, tu avance lentement sans jamais être sur, sans jamais savoir si tu as tout exploré.

Conseil : Prenez toujours un objet avec vous, un robot, une caméra, une chaise ou même une pince pour les attaques longues portés (très léger). Garder un aspirine près de votre ordinateur, un relaxant et un guide "Être bouddha en quelques minutes". Je trouve que ça reprend un peux, le film Cube. Je suis au boss moi ! A l'attaque dcjoedog !

[silvermoon551]

7:57 A Powerpoint slide: "What is Black Mesa?" LOL

[captaincrunch024]

at around 10 minutes, did you not know that you can step on the button, and shoot a portal through the door? guess not. :P

[PetionC]

press e - -{

[civiclover1234friend]

lol, someone cut the cake, but there is still some left, hurry and get the cake, lol

[Darkness1OOO]

"Congratulations. The test is now over. All Aperture technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees Kelvin. Rest assured, that there is absolutely no chance of a dangerous equipment malfunction prior to your victory candescence. Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity. Goodbye."

[Darkness1OOO]

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING? STOP IT! I-I-I-IIIII- Weeeee are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we were going to murder you. We are very, very happy for your success. We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success. Place the Device on the ground and lie on your stomach with your arms at your sides. A Party Associate will arrive shortly to collect you for you party."

[shot4rz]

u suck xD

[yandroskhaos]

THE CAKE IS A LIE

[TheMgStudios]

playing portal gives me a taste for cake

[alextall95]

9:40 What the heck are you doing???

[alextall95]

5:25: We call this "Stairs" just climb them up! Don't waste portals for this... xD

[WorldOfSnakes]

I played the last level after sleeping only 5 hours in 2 days. And believe it or not, it took me 4 hours to finish that last level !

[Xobidf]

3:12 Cake yay!

3:18 Wait, THATS NOT CAKE

[Martinntoxx]

The first time i saw the test,when we thought it was done,we was like "That was pretty easy but we finnaly have to eat the cake and-OH MY GOD!WHY THE HELL IS THERE LAVA!WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!!!!"

[RageOfDante16]

haha '' somebody cut the cake i told them to wait but he cut it anyways'' hilarous

[hoosier9009]

12:36 with me I cant get in there....there is like an invisable shield! :(:(:( respond pls!

[david3281998]

at 10:36 u didnt have to do that -_- u couldve just stepped on the red thing and shoot a portal at the wall where the door opens..............not to be mean but i ur pretty stupid

[CheeseCentral]

You can't shoot through it.

[einarje]

4:24 pure ownage

[miickycs1]

More than pure Lol XD

[alextall95]

Yeah you are right xD

[kefkasakura]

THE CAKE IS A CAKE

[maciekomis]

i remember laughing at Glados' pathetic attempts to get me to that party XD

[ImmortalHippo]

On the part where you fall through the ceiling with the broken pieces you can't pick up. You could just stand on the red switch, shoot one portal through the door, the other right next to you and then calmly just walk through. So much time you wasted trying to get those poor pieces on the switch D:

[maciekomis]

yeah. at 10:00 he's just being stupid XD

[ImmortalHippo]

Haha yeah, I mean I'm sure he was trying his best but I was just sitting there facepalming and I just wish I could have patted him on the shoulder and said, "It's not that hard" D:

Still found this helpful, and yeah the ending was very entertaining.

[Decessus117]

The "party escort submission position", lol!

[38647585]

2 too slow dude..

[lieutenantValera]

ROFL, remember what portal colors you use xD

[lieutenantValera]

your mom is a lie..... ;)

[22darthmaul22]

hey, i say an easter egg video on this part: "the nice little jellyfish"

[pieguy1516]

at 04:24 what was that?! srsly. that was sorta dumb.

[ZeGingerNinja]

On my first play through, I actaully attemped to assume the party escort posistion. I crouched on the floor and stayed as still as possible :P

[MindControlFTW]

4000 kelvin is 3727 Celsius which is around 6741 Fahrenheit.

[videodude1919a]

where you fall out of the cube thing into the 1st level you could have just stood on the button and shoot a portal through the door!!

[1christos1]

you carnt because there is the stuff on the wall that stops you.

[pyromaniacii]

You can, because the walls behind the door are white.

Proof - 10:55

[iamnoonesfriend]

This games pretty trippy lol. ;/

[EAZYED420]

4:33 was so sad

[myfurryhat]

10:55 you didn't have to do that. You just stand on it and shoot a portal through the door. =]

[slaytak]

i'm glad somebody said it. fucker was driving me mad!

[myfurryhat]

I was actually PHYSCALLY uncomfortable. I wanted to hit the screen. xP

[xheatx]

OMG THEY"RE CUTTING THE CAKE i told them to wait but they woulnt but u can still hurry back!

[VideoMakingDude]

lol he died on it XD

[jbandrill]

near the fire pit 3:44 around there what is the name of that music ... i heard it before a while ago

[reapercussions]

It's called 4000 Degrees Kelvin.

[omaga999]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

[guywithashovel]

Assume the party submission position or you will miss the party.

Lol.

[scapenite23]

yea position this XD :-

[xxxCOFEExxx]

yay, cake!

[su79nioj]

Assume the party escort submission position.

[masterarbiter448]

he was making that re-taken test 50 times

more difficult than it needed to be

[deora2dude]

the lift goes to hell and back to serve you XD

[CheifyX]

WTF. Reading the wall in the beginning on the intrustcions said:

"Get hit by a energy ball"

"Drown"

O_O

[reki107]

Fuck Black Mesa, APERTURE SCIENCE PWNS!

[ADHDart]

what did the thing at 7:55 say?

[jonathanrenoult]

Is there "maybe Black Mesa?" on the board ?

[TomSFox]

I've been tricked with promises of cake and party before!

[yellowbounder]

Assume the Party Escort position, or you will miss the party.

[TomSFox]

Oh, okay.

[IBringDoom]

what will happen when you make 2 portals and then shoot a new portal through 1 of them?

[jabrahams182]

you cant shoot a portal through a portal.

[ILoveSkarmbliss]

You can't shoot portals through portals.

[cyborgtroy]

It's a shame :(

[jumaunji]

oh no the cut the cake! after all cube did stab smothing

[Crashsonic22]

What happens when you dont get off when the fire is there?

[yellowbounder]

Difficult to say. Probably an unsatisfactory mark on your testing record.

Followed by death.

[Funnydude1960]

"you made it past the final test where we pretended to murder you."

[SonicDestruction]

when you revisit the previous chamber you dont have to use the bits of the cube dispenser on the button. you can just stand on it, shoot a portal through the door and walk through.

[LinkAndGanon]

The computer is a psycho freak homicidal robot

[CJWproductions]

No, just a computer. [:^)

[trem7469]

I Passed this game it was easy

[MortalPenguin0X]

why the cake sign are in black?

[Mathew47]

I are dont me know Durrrrr

[thermaheat123]

you see the platform then you stay their whats wrong with that you have to pay attention

[GLaDOSv2]

lol, kelvin is how they measure the tempurature of a sun, 4000? damn....

[MarathonInfinityHalo]

4000 Kelvin degrees = 3727 Celsius degress

[iknowpeople]

either way its hot as FUCK!!!

[happykoala4]

400 Kelvin degrees = 6740.33 Degrees Fahrenheit.

[Crashsonic22]

wtf. dude. thats not how much 400 kelvins is when converted to degrees farenheit.

[happykoala4]

My bad, I meant 4000. MISTYPE, EVERYBODY!!!

LOOOK HERE!!

[Xiphion]

that gun must be indestructible then!

[sylverarrowdodger]

Everybody rams for hours about how cool this game would be to have.

SCREW THIS I want the Cake!!

[Wolfboy31891]

When we pretended to murder you... =D

[Crashsonic22]

When my brother was playing this. I got fooled into thinking that it really wasnt gonna kill you lol.

[Losti3]

at the end, why didn't you just stand on the button, shoot a portal, then put another portal in the wall once you get off so you still got through?

Not very helpfull.

[Darkomni]

This was his first time playing :P

[Eyedunno]

"at the end, why didn't you just stand on the button, shoot a portal, then put another portal in the wall once you get off so you still got through?"

Bah. After watching this video, I've taken to doing it this way, since I think it's funny.

[shadowmario1011]

omg there was cake in dat 1 =]

[BloodGTRproductions]

that was the same test omg run!!!!!

[AisuSeijin]

You may have wanted to edit your videos before you posted them on YouTube.

[RustySpoon23]

booooo you suck i did this in 6 mins

[Darkomni]

This was his first time playing :P

[Arbiter2732]

you good

[Arbiter2732]

you good

[tangovictor32]

10:00

what the hell where u doing :S

[DwarfNinjas]

I don't think he realized that you can press the button and shoot two portals >.>

[almat1c]

yep -.- a noob vid

[Darkomni]

This was his first time playing :P

[DwarfNinjas]

Regardless, he had 2 portals for quite a while.

[MarathonInfinityHalo]

yeah but the graphics of his pc r really good

[GLaDOSv2]

when i first played this, i had really low and laggy graphics, then two days ago i found out i had them on low, lol. that sucked

high graphics = awesome gameplay

[chaoticpix93]

Dittio, couldnt' read the writing on the walls. Which are half the fun!

[spiderdog3000]

really? can you post a video of it?

[psts9]

if you waint for the party escort you die.

[Hump4us]

Is there an actual party escort, or what? I was never patient enough to wait.

[CerebrateHyatt]

What happens if you wait for the "party escort"?

[EblotheHedgehog]

You die.

[youngnastyman527]

hilarious, they were gonna make you into a cake!

[EblotheHedgehog]

Oh man that's a good one!

[ShopEbay1]

7:41 is a easter egg

[thedude808]

at 7:00 there was no need to fling. you could have just crouch-jumped onto the window sill and then crouch-jumped onto the catwalk.

just so you know ;)

[dxman50]

dued those things on the tabel and floor are x-box 360s

[ryker012]

wow that computer lady is a bitch she lets you be lab rat and then kills you..........

[addy1200]

you are a real noob i done it in 5 minuits

[Barchie0]

dude whats the deal with that cake?

[mizusajt]

I should probably stop watching these before I actually get the game.

[masterx243]

There Watching you.....

[quadstrike]

4:29- i stand corrected rofl

[quadstrike]

you you've been faking your newbieness

[letsgetsomeshoes1239]

I could inish the areas b4 the boss in like 5 minutes...

[TrunksZfighter]

it sounded like she said OH SHIT

[raphu604]

man this cameras makes me paranoid... !!! L0L

<:|

[sXeAVEANT]

the first time i did the begggining i went with it lol

[Gorishi]

Westside, you claim not to waste your time making this kinda shit, which is true.

Instead you waste your time WATCHING this shit.

At least this guy made an effort to make this video series to entertain people.

All you do is post comments claiming to be better.

u r fail :[

[Drakojan1313]

Amen to that.

[supersupermario765]

dude at 3:30 its like yay its over then you take the turn on the corner and its like "thank you for testing this product out you will die and there is no cake" you: o_o oh hell no there has to be a way there has to be a cake!" lol

[WestsideMercy]

yeah dude, u kinda suck

[dcjoedog]

I did this like the second day I owned the game, I am much better at it now

[WestsideMercy]

i did it my first time better then you

[dcjoedog]

congrats, and your series of videos is where?

[TamiyaGuy123]

lol, touche', my man. Touche'.

[TheRedNationStates]

You are the hypocrite Westside.

Everyone else is assuming the party escort submission position except for you.

[TheRedNationStates]

Oh, well in that case your totally awesome!

Is that what you want to hear? Guess what, rebels are nothing but retarded sheep. Yeah, that's right, I used a rebel term to describe rebels. You all flood to the opposite side of the room to be the opposite of "everyone else." You're still a human, so until you submit to the robot empire you're the same as everyone else.

[TheRedNationStates]

And since your wondering why I care what you said, I don't take kindly to assholes harassing people, so I try and protect whoever I see being insulted by dicks like you. If that means flipping an imaginary switch on my back labeled "Asshole" to the on position then so be it.

[WestsideMercy]

people like u are the reason our soldiers are still in america

MIND UR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS

it didnt involve you so stay the fuck out of it

this conversation is pointless, im right, ur wrong, end of story

i refuse to post on this topic anymore

[TheRedNationStates]

Yes, I have control over what the armies do. If I had that kind of power I would be taking over the North Pole. There's something about how that "jolly old elf" smiles that don't sit right with me.

This conversation is pointless, but I don't think telling me that "ur" right and "im" wrong is proving your point any better.

The thumbs definitely show that this has gone on too long. I'm not speaking to you anymore.

[Funnydude1960]

hippie

[Drakojan1313]

*applause*

[voxbox13]

LOL!

Thank you dcjoedog for going to the trouble to put this series of videos together.

Very entertaining!

[voxbox13]

Re: "i did it my first time better then you "

WestsideMercy -- You sound like a three year old.

And by the way it's "than you", not "then you".

[shooter21489]

actually "than" is correct terminology...

[GLaDOSv2]

what does the whiteboard say at 7:54?

Something Black Mesa....

i would really like to know.

[TheRedNationStates]

It's actually a whole powerpoint presentation about Black Mesa, if you stand there long enough the slides keep running. I forgot what they say but the jist of it is "How can we beat Black Mesa?"

[Dufaze]

man thats twisted but awesome!!

[rcorrall]

Wow dude. You kinda suck.

[Coolmik]

That's what I said, and these dummies got pissed.

[guessmyign]

Damn, that robot's insane! D:<

''We pretended we were going to murder you''

[amitabho123]

Besides, if they were pretending to murder you, they would not have put a dead end culminating in fire.

[1Xzibit]

Did glados say oh shit 00:21?

[SicklyTheSock]

ROFL

[tomatoesofdoom]

LOL SHE DID

[TamiyaGuy123]

LMFAO!! Never realised that. Great find!

[Nicknack98]

its great how glados tries to convice you to kill yourself

[strongpass]

i hav not gt the game yet this looks so confusin ahhhhhhhhhhh im never gonna get this game done!!!!! aw still gettin it 4 xmas!!!!!!

[dcjoedog]

You'll finish it in 2-4 hours, it's that good.

[MarzGurl]

Well, I think it would have been better if it was longer, but you'll definitely love it so much that you'll finish it in one setting.

[gamenl]

is it nessesary to break the camera's? i don't see the use of it.

btw: in the test erea you come in min.10, you doing way to hard to get past that door. you can just stand on the button. shoot a portal trough the door entree and than make an other on you side of the dorr. not hard ad all.

[TamiyaGuy123]

You get an achievement for breaking all 33 of Portal's cameras. Not sure what the reward is, but might as well do it anyway.

[YerStank]

The rward could be cake :D

[mizusajt]

the cake is a lie