Jan Terri "Rock And Roll Santa"

[TheBradWesley]

Is that Gallagher @ :57 ?

[omogulegt]

@wiccaboi83  are you kidding!? I would pay TO BE in these videos!! .. this is awesome shit

[omogulegt]

@ShaftIzScarface88 THANK YOU GOD FOR THE BOREDOM WHICH CAUSED ME TO DISCOVER THE INGENIOUSNESS OF JAN TERRI!!!

[daysleeper724]

Who knew Elmer Fudd did a Chwistmas song. Wock and Woll, Santa!!

[FuckNorm]

what the fuck were all of these people thinking?

were they just being nice to her by being in this?

was she retarded..?

[firepower782]

Jumpin awound like a house on fire, havin some fun tonight...

[vipersb1]

Wock and Woll santa!

[daysleeper724]

@vipersb1 Ok..I'm glad I'm not the only one who heard her say this!

[TheJWMosley]

Merry Christmas, music lovers!

[shortbus67]

Meeeeweey Chwismasss evewy bawdy! No seriously, Merry Christmas everyone.

[skarvika]

merry christmas y'all

[axolotl]

this is fucking awesome

[Jabjabs]

I'm finally in the christmas mood after seeing this. Time to test my oven by putting my head in it until I can no longer experience this.

[sirable1]

MEREY CHRISCMAS EWERYBODY !

[RapeFart]

THIS IS WHY REHAB IS USELESS.

JUNKIES NEED THEIR DRUGS.

ALCOHOLICS NEED THEIR BOOZE.

FUCK SOBRIETY

[hughlingard]

The mirror with the coke, razor blade, and rolled up dollar bill are just off camera.

[skywalker072]

wacking off santa!

[linxmom]

Wock and woll santaa! i love this to much...... its been stuck in my head all week....

[argentak]

MERRY XMAS 2011 JAN TERI!

[KaydeyRai]

0:18 - I don't think theres THAT many syllables in the word "window" Jan

[JeffroTV]

Wock and Woll Santwaaaa.

[JeffroTV]

1994? Sounds and look more like 1984.

[cazz0069]

Jan Terri, really is like a female Jesus!!!! She weely weely wox :)

[runtsworth]

I can't decide what is the worst element of this. The tune, the lyrics, the singing or the backing track. Or the video.

[fanatio07]

Is she serious? Hahaha this is great

[wiccaboi83]

Okay I have three theories as to why people allow themselves to be in her videos.

1. They are retarded.

2. They are homeless and need the cash.

3. They are VERY reluctant friends/guilted family members, she probably still to pay them.

And maybe a combo of these things...

[Syntox]

Why do I love this so hard

[baahhhFATALITY11]

I've always thought rock music and christmas music was a cheesy mix. This only confirms it for me.

[kiswjustin]

Wock and woll santa.  I fucking love it! Jan Terry for president!

[ashleysweet530]

this is so bad its actully good

[greggieguygood]

nice nice nice calm down, try'n ta get a bone here and be happy for christmas.

[DATnotJERRY]

how does one jump around like "a house on fire"?

[J4kich4n]

@DATnotJERRY I think the worst part is that during the holidays there are a lot of bad house fires because of the dried out trees in the house that cause some terrible tragedies. So considering that I find that lyric totally inappropriate. lol

[ScrubbedOutPimp]

At :57 Do you think that guy could feel Santa's leftover boner from Raggity Anne sitting on his lap?

[sfyc]

I wish I could hear the conversations they are having with Santa. They seem pretty animated

[inuwaters]

♬rock and roll santaaaaaa♬

[skywalker072]

anyone else notice how small their christmas tree is???

[tavern2468]

this shit would get me in the xmas spirit even if i were a Jew in july!

[Alilrebelchick]

they have very big hair! Stop it oswald, just stop it...please...

[maddog8211]

i didnt know santa whacked his weiner off in a christmas store 0:28

[ThePinkPanther207]

For some reason I really want to punch her in the face

[aupsychobilly]

It is rad how New Jersey looks like 1987 in 1994...time machines are rad...

[dubman75]

all i want for christmas is jan terri

[demo2382]

My favorite part of this vid is :16 - :20. Just look at her walkin like a boss!

[alienshee]

Jan Terri is punk as fuck. Don't care what no one says.

[suhayla11]

omg she can't say her R's ! so sad. weawy wockin tonight....

[ststafford]

are those her children at 2:15?



[thekinglives77]

wock n woll



[cuppycakes1983]

he was weally waaaakin!!!! :D

[BooNube]

Wi-i-i-i-ndow.

[ingramien25]

@BooNube lmfao

[MrDallasBricker]

"jumpin around like a house on fire, havin some fun tonight" .... actually? :|

[wagstag89]

forget rock-n-roll santa, this is what pedophile-santa listens to when he's circling the neighborhood in his van looking for a victim.

[DamianEatsNails]

This is like The Ramones... with Down's Syndrome.

[flootisboy65]

Don't know what's worse this or santa coming on a boogie woogie choo choo train.

[dtorres21013]

Wtf!

[DeadButFeelingBetter]

at 0.50 santa's saying "get the fuck off my lap, your breaking my legs

[GlAcKeNbUrGeN]

"Jumping around like a house on fire" w w what?

[Xelebes]

Whack-a-Mole Santa?

[HallmarkJD]

Why does she sound like a mentally retarded child? Why would anyone sign her up for a record deal? It doesn't make sense.

[deeznutsgetblown]

Legit, I busted the biggest nut to this track

[ShaftIzScarface88]

The girl Santa is fucking hot!!!!

[aupsychobilly]

@ShaftIzScarface88 yeah...and she was only six months pregnant

[kiswjustin]

@ShaftIzScarface88 Totally! I'm just wondering what in the hell I'm doing on this page. LOL.

[ShaftIzScarface88]

@kiswjustin I got here by looking up the "worst video in the world" on (I was bored)...then how I found out about the "gem" that is Jan Terri....LMAO!

[kiswjustin]

@ShaftIzScarface88 Oh absolutely, she is a complete gem! I'm so glad I found her, she brings so much joy into my life. Especially when I need a good laugh! So damn funny : )

[fanatio07]

@ShaftIzScarface88 Hahaha that's EXACTLY how I found out about her too!

[TheSaboteur97]

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[TheStickynoodle]

WOK AND WHOLL SWANTA!

[mkdaisgory]

"He was really WHACKIN'!" lmao

[radicalgarbage02]

"High Risk"

No shit. Who the fuck would put a single cent towards this shit?

[sssdfrfwrgr]

There's a "high risk" that after watching all of these videos, that you may be insane.

[bubbalover71]

He was weally wocking!

[GANSTA6033]

*girl sits on Santa's lap* Santa:oh i can feel my dick hardening *second girl sits on his lap* Santa:oh my dick *Jan Terri sits on his lap* Santa: oh shit get off me u fat bitch!

[TheAlphafly]

The most expensive video in history of music business.

[jwatson626]

I like when she says, "Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddooo­oooowwwwwww!"

[OldTimeBob]

It is good to see that Elmer Fudd has a daughter...

[FuckNorm]

@OldTimeBob

hahahahahaha

[BadSceneMyFault]

Jan has the coolest friends.

[Gabby5471]

wock and woll santa

[67576856666478964567]

WOK AND WOLL SANTA...WOK AND WOLL SANTAAAAAA.

[muffmaster71]

@ 0:50 Santa is saying "HOLY FUCK - GET UP, GET UP, GET UP!!!!!"

[hiphophorray123]

PRONOUNCE YOUR R'S BITCH!!!

[cocobourgeois]

Seriously, if Lita Ford was singing these songs, they would of been HUGE hits.

[marlito166]

"Wock n Woll Santa, Wock n Woll Santa, weally weally wockin tonite."

[Lepiotaphage]

My favorite part is when Jan Terry is sitting on Santa's lap.

[SAIL4323]

@Lepiotaphage

...and according to a Daily Show clip, Santa is her dad.

[sheepintheherd]

i love how in every one of her videos theres always a few shots of her dancing awkwardly and staring off singing. and then theres a minute of meaningless credits, where all of the actors do all of the crew work.

[sheepintheherd]

this could easily be a porn vid

[MrAntitaurino]

Santa Himself LOL, is her dad believe me

[ratsjackpot1]

who let the goblin in with the elves

[Novaheart1998]

I think Santa's elves have been smoking something.

[bignasty4547]

this looks like a terrorist training video!

[BashFeri1]

He was whackin until he saw you

[jdb44]

wanna be wocking on a guitaw

[itchyfiddle]

santa was weawwy wackin

[DrBagelman]

2:29, someone make a loop starting here. I'm going to light some candles and seduce myself.

[Sherpaful]

Is that Mario Lopez dressed as Raggedy Andy?

[JasperKeller]

im addicted to her music now wtf

[poeticjournalism]

@JasperKeller me too....me too. :(

[dhsarah]

it is REALLY difficult to find her worst song. maybe they are all equally crap -quality and disturbingly god-awful.

[robhex]

What's worse, the song or Jan Terry jumping on your lap?

[chicken6049]

WOCK AND WOLL SANTAW JUMPIN AROUND LIKE A HOUSE ON FIRE TONIGHT

[cdg4952]

We used to sing this when we went caroling as a kid...we never got our figgy pudding as a result.

[HAADOOKEN]

0:30

Thweet! Itth Thennta wackin' onnan Inabeth!

[ToastmachineIdiot]

0:27

"He was weally Walken!"

...you mean Christopher Walken.

*attempts Christopher Walken impression* WHOA!

[Engage777]

00:52: "NO! NOOO! JESUS GOD!! MY LEG!  YAAAAAGHHHHHH!!"

[rufus888]

The girl dressed up as Raggedy Ann is kinda cute.

[TheArizonaGurl]

She obviously has never heard of the ancient art of rhyming....This feels like a conversation was eaves dropped on, then made into a song...lol.

[redresch]

Remember how great the 90s were? Everything went to hell after 9/11. In the 90's everyone had money and time to do whatever they felt like doing. Damn this recession.... 

[saadmanh]

I now know where Sandler got the idea for the twins in 8 CRAZY NIGHTS.......

amazing!

[jdubbs530]

punk as F@*%!!!!!

[sweettrav20]

wocky woll shanta

[HungryDingo]

Everyone in the background of this video are wearing light jackets. She looks like a lunatic walking around in a full winter coat, you can't even see her breath.

[TheArizonaGurl]

@HungryDingo I just think that's how she dresses, I mean look her fur white coat in 'Little Brother'...lol.

[deltron3]

I'm heading down to the Holiday Shop

[Cathain78]

Wow, Jan Terri makes Mamma Cass look like a bag of shite

[leaveit2keeler]

i love how its filmed in the summer

[HungryDingo]

@leaveit2keeler Well perhaps you've never heard of a little thing called CHRISTMAS IN JULY?????? Besides, any excuse one can think of to dress up as Raggedy Anne in diaper is a good one!

[RavenJanette]

This woman is like the white female version of Wesley Willis.

[leaveit2keeler]

@RavenJanette lol i was about to say that

[Gr33nConv3rse]

Okay, jan terri! nuff said. x{ 1:44 santa jizzed. LOL

[TheArizonaGurl]

So not only can she not sing that well, but now she is singing with W's in her words......Wock and Woll Santa?.....Chestnuts are Wosted?......W's don't make the song any better.....lol.

[aebipesche85]

Mewy Kwistmas evybody. Santa was really whacking it.

[mort1990]

Another of Jan's valiant efforts. Sheer perfection. How the music completely and utterly conveys everybody's feelings around this holiday season, mixed with that special vulnerability only Ms. Terri's voice can bring to the table is pure genius. This deftly put-together music video only adds to what can only be described as a holy experience. Amazing girl, just keep doing what you're doing XxxX <3

[longfootbuddy]

it wocks

[foxcroft641]

wock n woll santo, he's weally wockin' toniight...Mewwy Cwissmeth to woo too gothamguys....wow she's good...its February and I'm feelin the cwissmeth spirit already

[adamant376]

WOCK AND WOLL SANTA....

[johncerasi]

........why?

[EclecticStranger]

he was weally WOCKIN !!!!!!

just about pissed myself hahahaha

[NJpunx]

Her lyrics really speak to me

[MetallicGecko]

@NJpunx do they speak to you with a speech impediment?

[DeathMetalforever]

Oh damn!!! Imagine her jamming with the Ramones!!!.... all jokes aside that would have been the shit!!!!! damn........

[Tmangman1]

1:43 santa gets a boner

[bane9d9]

old fat biker chick ftw

[bellabelindas]

this song makes me jump around like a house on fire

[patient2249209]

as an elf she looks like the dwarf dude of lord of the rings

[kittykat2210]

Wow... and I thought Lady Gaga's "Christmas Tree" song was bad....

[DrrriftIt]

this kinda wock and woll will wock yow bowws off

[JimmyHeartburn75]

Jan Terri dolls @2:15

[xliminalityaurax]

....I think.....this is......a christmas song?

[landshark80]

When random stores let you film their inventory for your video, you've really made it big.

[JohnnyLovely2]

santa was weally wockin tonight

[JimmyHeartburn75]

It sounds like it could have been a Wesley Willis cover

[loganberg]

She said chocwate

[Danandvikki1]

@1:44 she tells Santa that she swallows!

[ptboy18]

@Danandvikki1 omg nasty man lol

[Dano9622]

At 1:45 someone should have taken the initiative and kicked that whiskey snouted troll into the waterway.

[clockworkmike83]

@Dano9622 FUCKING A! HAHAHAH

[JayBro1974]

If this is christmas and in chicago, where's the snow? CONSISTENCY ERROR!!

[gothamguys]

Mewwy Chwisthmeths, Evweybody!

[JayBro1974]

When you see someone laying on their back and kicking their legs while playing a guitar,that means that person is "really rockin!"

[JohnnyLovely2]

@JayBro1974 *weally wockin

[besquell]

my new ringtone

[MAKEorBREAK17]

Jan terry, the one woman who needed auto tune.

can someone auto tune her? thatd be epic.

[JohnnyLovely2]

@MAKEorBREAK17 wtf she doesnt need autotune!!!! she is a perfect singer!

[cerzule]

@MAKEorBREAK17 - are you kidding? Three seconds into her recording session Autotune would say "Even I can't do anything about this ..."

[menorarose]

i dont know which i enjoy most, the comments or the video!

[JayBro1974]

Rocky Road Syantaw!

[Simon675]

I'm asking Santa to bring me Jan Terri for Christmas this year so she can sit on top of me and shit on my chest

[lanubez09]

@Simon675 that's fuckin hilarious!!! i seriously almost pissed my pants...

[JayBro1974]

No,i think KIRK cameron did!

[atllmand]

Did James Cameron make this musicvideo?

[JayBro1974]

Her jacket makes her look like a 50's robot,"CRUSH,KILL,DESTROY!"

[JayBro1974]

Syantaw?

[jordaniac89]

i looked inside a wiiiiiiiiindow.

[Lookfishlamp]

jumping around like a house on fire?

[derekhouston4]

I'm surprised she pronounced "window" right

[mdshann]

wockywoll santa

[mdshann]

wockywoll santa

[moonshiny74]

This really puts me in the mood for some egg nog....laced with cyanide. I'd willingly kill myself in order to never hear this song again.

[fafaflipper]

funniest comment ever (above)

[EricAntonik]

Is she saying "Wock an Woll Santa. Wheely, Wheely, wock an wollin' tonight?"

[Bremsstrahlung1]

"coccaine's a hell of a drug"

[jeffsond]

WHY JAN??

[KingOfUm]

'Oh what the hell, I'll be in her retarded video.  It's not like anybody's gonna see it'.

[Davemanz]

i couldn't bewieve it. santa was weally wockin on a guitaw

[jageiosjgaeiojg]

i love that yo la tengo covered this