I got some more of these funny things about Chuck Norris. "Chuck Norris doesn't do a push up. He pushes the earth down." "Chuck Norris uses a nightlight, not cuz he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris." "Kids check their closets for the boogyman, while the boogyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris." Got them from a poster i saw in the store. There were a lot more but these were the ones that stuck in my mind. Lol. Enjoy!
if this had been made today the baby in the intro would've been 3d and done a backflip after the dog saved him... people dont make movies like this anymore :)
They don't make movies like this anymore, most of them is all computers. Don't get me wrong I like most of them, but is always great to see an old flick once in a while, lol.
And for the record Chuck Norris' character, looks better with the beard than without.
I was just thinkin of this movie last week. I remember it from when i was a kid..the donut part with homer on the bag..oh man i love donuts thats the only scene i remember from the movie. LoL
Chuck Norris was what Willis was talking about!
7briguy 1 year ago 4
CHUCK NORRIS
Flimerfly 1 year ago 2
thumbs up if you only watched this movie beacuae chuck orris is on the front page
The101202 1 year ago 19
@The101202 lol yup thats the only reason y i clicked on it hahahahaha......
MRasustame1time 1 year ago
Supper Man has Chuck Norris underwear
broncosown4 1 year ago 8
Chuck Norris doesn't need to write, he just thinks and the words form on paper.
Manticon55 1 year ago 5
@Manticon55 good one
adamtr1121 1 year ago
good movie
kevinnoss 1 year ago 3
sweet chuck Norris =}
bobthecowrachg74 1 year ago 3
i like part of when they are fighting!
adamtr1121 1 year ago 12
God wanted to make the world in 10 days, but Chuck Norris gave him 6.
CHRISMANOFMYSTERY 1 year ago 4
Did you know oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live.
Toneysdmf 2 years ago 5
there are Three sides to the Force: the Light, the Dark and "A-CHUCK-A-NORR-AISS"
davincent98 2 years ago
did you also know when chuck norris does push ups he is actualy pushing the earth down
adaml73 2 years ago 3
did you know that chuck norris visited the virgin islands and now they are just the islands!?!
mitchthebigmanmartin 2 years ago 4
NICE i loved the movie thx for posting PEACE
jb348 2 years ago 3
Thanks!! Great Movie and Ending!
vasyapersikov 2 years ago
I got some more of these funny things about Chuck Norris. "Chuck Norris doesn't do a push up. He pushes the earth down." "Chuck Norris uses a nightlight, not cuz he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris." "Kids check their closets for the boogyman, while the boogyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris." Got them from a poster i saw in the store. There were a lot more but these were the ones that stuck in my mind. Lol. Enjoy!
Roxxi357 2 years ago 4
@Roxxi357 Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris.
TheyCallMeFestus 2 years ago
cool
kinghanniel13 2 years ago
i like men i just wanted to say that
kingash45bc 2 years ago
I love the fighting scene at 56:05 - 57:45....Chuck is a beast! 6 time world champion and retired undefeated...you can see why!
realmusic74 2 years ago 3
chuck norris can slam a revolving door
pl125 2 years ago 6
way to many ball shots but good movie
justintimeskate1 2 years ago 2
In America, dogs are used as friends. In Asia, dogs are used as meat. It's quite sad.
veramann 2 years ago 2
cool dog!!
jonDgr8 2 years ago
doodz, chuck norris played russian roullette by himself with a fully loaded pistol.... and won
nickv1989 2 years ago 6
with chuck norris your bones dont break, no, they shatter- cool runnings
darchangel08 2 years ago 5
I want to know whos leaving babies in flaming apartment buildings
anuscake123 2 years ago 3
sit your rights down. lol
FunnyKidsAreCool 2 years ago 3
the only guy who can hurt chuck norris is chuck norris himself!! :3
danjosh20 2 years ago 3
Chuck Norris doesn't dodge bullets, bullets dodge him.
InsideLosAngeles 2 years ago 8
I like Chuck Norris !!! I have WALKER, Texas Ranger TV series starring Chuck Norris I like Chuck's show!
dougvideoclips 2 years ago 2
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's not pushing himself up. He's pushing the Earth down.
jeffalbertson4 2 years ago
is that a bong on top of the TV at 21:14? Hahaha
babylowen 2 years ago 5
looks like a weird lava lamp
Tdidonato 2 years ago 3
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Wham!...Chuck Norris...
Lonelyfm 2 years ago 8
if u spell chuck norris in scrabble you win....for ever
pdj23860 2 years ago 10
it dogg almost likez under dogg
SalvadorRojas50 2 years ago
good movie
shortkid614 2 years ago 3
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MarcusVermilion 2 years ago
It's like "Die Hard", but with a dog. It's "Dog Hard"
skylerjackman 2 years ago 13
The only thing harder than Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick is how hard he hits the ground when he tries that shit on Bruce Lee.
Chuck Norris is nothing.
RoganDerrick 2 years ago 11
Chuck Norris can win a game of connect 4 in three moves.
Natester27 2 years ago 13
When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Dieselpower191 2 years ago 19
if you have 5$ and chuck norris has 5$ ,cuck norris has more monney than you
kittyman2224 2 years ago 23
yeah that's what I thought
katavideo4 2 years ago 11
If Chuck Norris was an animal, he'd be a Chuck Norris.
WakaTakaB 2 years ago 101
3 words: Best. Movie. Ever.
TotallyTscopeTV 2 years ago 45
Agreed my brotha! I mean great special effects and acting!
hsmjordan95 2 years ago 13
if this had been made today the baby in the intro would've been 3d and done a backflip after the dog saved him... people dont make movies like this anymore :)
Pikmeir 2 years ago 35
Chuck norris pointed at a Plane and said BANG and The plane blew up
ReconArmor4Sell 2 years ago 142
No jelly rolls for 3 days? i feel bad for him
Iori400 2 years ago 43
this a good show for the family
SuperMrsblack 2 years ago 46
They don't make movies like this anymore, most of them is all computers. Don't get me wrong I like most of them, but is always great to see an old flick once in a while, lol.
And for the record Chuck Norris' character, looks better with the beard than without.
Nuno0614 2 years ago 75
of corse the dog dousnt scare chuck godzilla already tryed
wolfpack70788 2 years ago 29
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exa121 2 years ago
vintage 1993 Diamondback Viper! from the glory days of BMX 2:27
Shittywaffles 2 years ago 14
the dog looks like chuck norris
tan94319 2 years ago
wicked awesome movie by chuck norris
MegaSpydude 2 years ago 19
If Chuck will not take her as partner I sure will. :)
Anothercoilgun 2 years ago 7
I was just thinkin of this movie last week. I remember it from when i was a kid..the donut part with homer on the bag..oh man i love donuts thats the only scene i remember from the movie. LoL
ThaNorthFace 2 years ago 2
ah cool this is cool i didnt know it actually did this man its awesome
ASTER11345 2 years ago 2
I remember seeing this movie when I was a kid, I can't believe it's up on YouTube!
sniperofbuffalo 2 years ago 9
its been on yt since 1995
qwertyboyo 2 years ago
thats immpossible..the movie came out in 95' youtube was founded in 05'
FelTurtle 2 years ago 30
chuck norris is the man
GLCroe 2 years ago 20
Did you know everytime Chuck Norris is angry and screams a child dies in the world?
burby8100 2 years ago
Third is the one with the golden dress... sorry, couldn't resist that :)
starveil101 2 years ago
Second XD
NicolaOfTheDesert 2 years ago
FIRST
xxyblocxx 2 years ago