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  • Lol Artie Lang is not funny, David Cross is hillarious. Maybe he was to busy to talk to an unfunny new comic that noone knew?

  • David cross was funny as fuck on arrested development

  • @juggHERnutt he was amazing in year one as well

  • it's funny how these people quick jump to cross's defense, if this happens to you in the past i doubt you wouldn't still talk about it 10 years later. I've read worse in twitter, facebook or any other whoring website. Celebrities can have grudges too like people, and this is news worthy, wow.

  • Why are you people reacting so negatively? Basically what Artie is saying is that the guy acted like a dick to him and that's all he knows about him. He's not saying anything like, "FUCK THAT FAGGOT CROSS!!" I'm sure if Artie and David met again, Artie wouldn't crack him in the face or try to start an argument about it. It sounds like he's completely moved on.

  • that's a shame if Artie Lang & David Cross can't get along

  • David is a billion times funnier than you , Artie. Stop riding Howard's nutsack. You know this to be true, other wise you wouldnt have tried to off yourself so many times.

  • At least David Cross is funny..

  • David cross on Arrested Development, one of my fav characters of all time no seriously

  • @xxZOMBIEincxx  "leather daddy???"

  • Little does Artie know...David struggles with serious depression. Also Bill Maher and David Cross are two of the smartest, funniest people in the business. Artie is funny, but he's a bg cunt.

  • Dude clearly explicitly tells you what a crazy unstable grudge holding projectionist like the Raging Bull he is who interpreted 1 sentence of interaction decades ago under layers of bullshit......there are miserable human beings who complain & exploit that to create comedy (is he saying Janeane G is one?), some possibly not always nice people who once created brilliant comedy (Cross), others who did that but are known as nice people too (Odenkirk=Mr Show)& unnice unfunny nontalents like Arte.

  • who gives a fuck ? Listen to him, dont judge him for being fat . That has nothing to do with the fact that david cross is a prick !

  • Maybe Artie should lay off the hard drugs and get his shit together.

  • They're both funny.

  • Artie thinks that anyone that thinks crushing beer cans on your head is for retards is highbrow an snooty...fat load

  • David Cross is funny and If you are trying to get off drugs and stay off drugs why would you want to be around Artie who was and is a full on heroin addict. Fuck Artie because he himself will tell you how he shitted on everyone that knew him when he was on MadTv. He was so fucked up how would he even remember who was rude to him,he was going around shitting himself.

  • cross is hilarious, regardless of his personality. lange is kind of fucked up, but i enjoy his opinion of garafolo.

  • cross is ok funny. hes not ever been in the same room as hilarious. but hes fingered ammusing once or twice and gotten a hand job from humorous. yet i have seen him more then a couple of times come off like hes the one in charge of letting you know who is and and who isnt funny. while openly implying that if your views differ from his you might wanna look into that program your cousin is in that helped him get that job at mcdonalds

  • I wouldn't say he "bashed" david Cross. he said he resented getting the cold shoulder. He complemented Mr. Show and said how if they ever met he would apologize and try to be friends. He expressed a sense of respect and desire to be friends multiple times within the interview. Artie lang seems like a decent enough guy as does David Cross. Everyone can be an asshole sometimes.

  • isn't Artie Lange dead?

  • Cross is a much better comedian than you ever will be go away Artie.

  • I love Artie and David equally, so I feel really torn about this.

  • David Cross is a bitter little prick. I liked him on Mr. Show and Scary Movie but his act is garbage. Just him expounding on how enlightened and above it all he is.

  • Geez, he's mad about being snubbed over a decade ago? Get over it.

  • David Cross is hilarious. Sorry, bitter fat guy.

  • I agree with this guy. Cross is a bit snobbish with his views which are an integral part of his show.

  • Maybe David was just having a shitty night or something...perhaps it had something to do with the fact that he was writing for MADTV.

  • wow what a sad douche still holding a grudge

  • mmm.... Is this a story? I kept waiting for some information to be disclosed. Or maybe something funny, since these are two comedians having a conversation.

  • oh no... artie lang... a dumb fat piece of shit... (sad face)

  • Garafolo and Cross are definitely two assholes that's for sure.

  • @jamo387 youd know, fuckface

  • @meeces13 STFU you dopey canadian

  • @jamo387 have fun pretending that youre free

  • i dont see whats wrong. this guy is just shooting the shit on his show, telling a story. he admitted its his problem. the ones who need to stop whining are the peeps who think theyre sticking up for cross

  • Cross is an elitist A-hole and I can really see him being an arogent dickhead.

  • @TheMillerJA so what the fuck are you? a level headed gentleman? go fuck yourself, youre a nobody

  • @meeces13 And your a pathetic troll lmfao, which makes you even less than a nobody faggot : )

  • @TheBlacksiphon flirt

  • artie admits to holding grudges... a true indicator of maturity

  • this dude is crying like a bitch

  • Artie Lang is a tumor riding the coattails of fame.

    Artie Lang - Howard Stern = Artie Who????

  • I'd love to hear Jackie "the Jokeman" complain that Patton Oswalt is too much of an intellectual. Or that Bah-Bah-Bowie dipshit sqaring off against Jon Benjamin.

    Aw, Howard. Remember when you were relevant? We even gave you a movie, and Jenna Jameson got to be on the big screen back when she looked like a human being.

    What were we talking about? :P

  • @ kammererbr, are you in any blockbuster movies? Have you ever had a show on NBC or HBO? Are you more famous than a lot of actual national news anchors? How are Cross, Maher, and Stewart failed comics? And how is Artie a success by comparison? Also, if you think David Cross is PC, you should look up "gay guys ordering pizza," "heaven and squagels" and his bits on Rick Santorum and Strom Thurmond, perhaps on Youtube. But you're right: he's a nerd. That's why he's a great, successful comic

  • David Cross is a huge loser. All failed stand up comics think they're smarter than the average person(Bill Maher, John Stewart, Cross). If Cross is so smart why did he fail out at Emerson? He's just a bitter little nerd that hates anyone that doesn't fit into his pc mold. His own father abandoned him because he could tell that he was going to grow up to be a bald cock smoker.

  • @kammererbr

    Cross dropped out of Emerson, he didn't fail dumbass! Failed standup comics? Bill Maher, Jon Stewart, and David Cross are failures?!?!? What the fuck is it that YOU DO?

  • @kammererbr ??

  • Artie...shut the fuck up. The reason you can make a living is because Howard likes you. Cross has made a career from writing and WORKING.

  • For everyone wondering who Artie Lange is, all you need to know is he was on MadTV for 5 minutes because he bears a slight physical resemblance to John Belushi; he overdoses every once in a while but never successfully; and he has issues with intelligent, "alternative" comedy because it takes effort he's not willing to exert. Hey, whatever makes you feel better about your tailspin, Artie...

  • Artie is such a hypocrite. Basically, his complaint is that he got a brush off from a writer while doing a show that he himself quit after 1 season. He acts like he actually gave a shit about MadTV when clearly he didn't. "Bombing" on Stern, does Lang actually believe Cross would give a shit about such a crappy show?

    You can tell a show is garbage when you see cab drivers using it to learn to speak english, instead of entertainment.

  • "He's smarter than everybody, you know, he went to Emerson, and he's one of these jerk off alternative comics who thinks he's smarter than everybody". Oh bravo, Artie, bravo. Anyone else find this comment completely idiotic?

  • I have to be honest, before this segment, I have never even heard of Artie Lange.

    Who is this guy?

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  • Thanks! You inspired me to check out some David Cross standup...

  • 16 years ago David Cross didn't feel like chatting with you and you're still holding a grudge. What an asshole.

  • @naturalyogamethod

    Kind of like David with the Beloosh, huh?

  • @naturalyogamethod I agree, David Cross is an asshole.

  • At least it's nice to know Bob Odenkirk is so well liked!

  • What kind of dumbass tries to kill himself by stabbing himself in the stomach?

  • I love reading these comments. both the pro artie and pro cross, they all come off funny with or without some good point/truth attached

  • @nso1256 George Carlin and Bill Hicks were both brilliant individuals and they, first and foremost, were comedians. David Cross is a bright guy himself. Comedy, when it's done right, is an art-from, and David sees that. I'm not saying he's as good as Hicks or Carlin, but they are all intellectuals who happen to have found their preferred art from to be comedy.

  • Not really a fan of Cross outside of Mr. Show and Arrested Development. But I really do wish Artie would have succeeded in his suicide attempt.

  • I will admit that I do have a bias towards david cross, i enjoy artie quite a bit and i rarely disagree with the shit he says but i will just say ive heard quite a few first hand experiences with david cross from regular ole joes and it's always been about how approachable and genial he is.

    but really, whatever. sometimes people are just dicks.who cares?

  • What kind of effeminate weirdos like Cross over Artie? Unbelievable.

  • Just lost the last of my respect for Artie Lange.

  • Who the fck is Artie and what has he done in comedy other than be Howard sterns bitch? Every interview he does, all he talks about is how cool and edgy Howard is.

  • did you ever think you caught him on a bad day?! and for your information, David Cross wouldo badn't wipe his ass with your unwity, just plain simple comedy that just isn't funny. Oooo you worked for Howard Stern, the biggest bag of shit to hit the airwaves!! You just aren't as good as David, that's all there is to it.

  • adam curolla sucks...he is a tool.

  • its obvious by the comments hating on artie for being honest, that cross's fan base has a lot of turds lurking about. not surprising since cross is another bitter wannabe bill hicks only w/o the soul or intelligence to believe in a spirit

  • in the stern show artie's talking about, david really does bomb a bunch of times.

  • I'm a fan of David Cross and am pretty indifferent about Artie Lange, but it sounds like Artie has a legit reason to dislike David Cross; so I don't get why a lot of the David Cross fans in here take offense to Artie disliking Cross.

  • Artie's just mad he jumped into the comic game as a "pissed off Irish city boy" appearance that has been WAAAAAY overdone since the early 90's.

  • @bornrevolution Uh...Artie isn't Irish...

  • Or maybe, JUST MAYBE, Artie is butthurt and jealous that David Cross is actually successful and Lange is a joke that he himself does not get.

  • lol Artie Lange lol

  • heard the whole david cross appearance, he really didnt bomb. it wasnt in the top 50 comics to be on stern, by far, but he got some laughs. i have heard worse by far

  • Artie isn't even fit to suck david Cross' dick haha

  • Try Again,Again Artie!

  • David Cross is funny and witty, but his pretension and arrogance diminish a lot of his appeal. He's not nearly as smart as he thinks he is. Unfortunately his fans are of the same ilk.

  • I liked "Mystery Men" but I do agree it had a lot of unused potential. It was kind of a cult classic still.

  • Cross wins again. I like Artie Lange too, but when you stab yourself in the chest repeatedly with a kitchen knife- you lose a bit of credibility.

  • @VintageWhiteTerror

    You stupid ignorant fucking jerk-off. So I suppose Kurt Cobain, Angelina Jolie, and Lady Fucking Dianna lost credibility, too, huh? You are a stupid, stupid, mensa-fucking wanna be fag fucking jerk off, and I wish you were in my computer room right now so I turn your fag fucking face into hamburger, you dumb fuck.

  • @Derek1316 cool story bro

  • You meet someone once, for only a few seconds, and find that as a reason to hate him. What a crybaby.

  • I'm sure David Cross is really crushed, go clean out the fridge and try not to kill yourself again you morbidly obese crybaby.

  • @Cougar139tweak i hope you get cancer and die ! There is nothing wrong with being overweight .

  • @dmuse1981 I'm overweight......he's Jabba the hut with a cocaine jones.

  • @dmuse1981 Of course there is

  • Lol Cross is the perfect example of SWPL whites who hate poors. I hope he ODs some day.

  • David Cross is funny. So are Artie Lange and Adam Carolla.

  • I have no idea who artie lange is. Someone who might buy one of my, "wut, think yer better 'n me" tee shirts, perhaps. If I were to ever be a comic, I would work to be considered worst guest on Stern's show. I would just sit there, bored to death with his easy to do put you on the spot schtick.

  • @ion010101 Lol all nerds think that anybody who dislikes their arrogant heroes must be some inbred redneck. Curious, how come guys like Cross don't go after guys like Steve Harvey or Martin Lawrence?

  • @AssBurgerDeluxe They probably didn't make a lame-ass hill folksy attempt to assassinate his character in a cowardly way.

  • @AssBurgerDeluxe "how come guys like Cross don't go after guys like Steve Harvey or Martin Lawrence?" Good fucking point.

  • wow that seems like a lot of paranoid assumption for a really brief encounter- maybe cross just had to take a shit...

  • "some kid named jon benjamin" haha

  • Cross isn't funny

  • WAIT! i think know i why david cross didn't like artie lang... is it cause artie lang fucking sucks??

  • @chewbaccapoopy ha, true story

  • How Daft Punk relates to this I don't know hehe. :)

  • @NoLifeGamer17 daft punk relates to everything including bad movies with good soundtracks haha

  • @JDALIVETUBE HAYYYY Pulp Fiction was a good movie

  • @NoLifeGamer17 I speak of tron legacy good sir

  • @JDALIVETUBE Oh you don't like the new one fair maiden?

  • Nice to know that Bob Odenkirk is still well respected! He's awesome.

  • Artie's Career seems to be going well. He's now made it on Somebody else's Podcast. Holy Shit! You Fat failed Fuck, you had the world by the balls and pissed it away.

  • smart or dumb, Cross never felt the urge to stab himself in the chest, did he? oh, too far? fuck you, he's an adult, he should take responsibility for his actions.

  • It's a shame that happened to Lange, but I hope he and Cross did/will make up some day. It pains me heart to see two good comics at odds over something so trivial, but I can understand having a bad first encounter with someone like that and never getting an opportunity to judge them a second time.

  • I love you Artie, but Cross is funnier..done deal.

  • very bitter Artie... very bitter

  • maybe cross was just having a shitty day. come on relax

  • who the fuck WOULD be comfortable around Artie? He is a human garbage pile.

  • Artie is smarter than he gives himself credit for. Cross is just a douche

  • if david cross is so smart why did he star in men in black II?

  • @dontleademsomuch Needed the money I guess. That explains the two Alvin and the Chipmunk movies....ugh.

  • @dontleademsomuch star? or... brief appearance in? oh and the answer is money.

  • Artie should be kissing Howard Stern's ass. He reminds me of a less talented and fatter John Belushi.

  • Artie's the man -Cross is such an asshole

  • Obviously; Artie was offended by David Cross, and to me he just sounds bitter and jealous. I think it is ARTIE who is in the wrong here, perhaps they met and David didn't show Artie the respect he felt he deserved. And by the way wasn't Artie mostly drunk and/or coking it up around that time. It IS the reason he was canned from Mad T.V.

    Tough, I don't mean to sound mad at Artie, personally I think he IS hilarious, and out of all the original Mad Tv cast member he was my favorite.

  • i just wasted 4 minutes. this is a non-event.

  • Cross sounds like a typical Boston shithead--Boston's the best? Fucking stay there, then.

  • @quicklern818 Cross isn't from Boston, you shithead. He was born in Atlanta and lives in New York.

  • Artie acting like a 12 year old, what else is new. This is why the Stern show was sometimes unbearable towards the end of Artie's run, with his woe is me bullshit.

  • Artie Lange is funny... in a fat, loud, unfunny kind of way.

    He's the Carlos Mencia of white people.

  • David Cross is a genius, a fantastic actor. But he's a complete and total douchebag liberal.

  • @EricTheAcktor Yeh cos his politics is relevant to his art... this is exactly the kind of narrow-minded idiocy he rails against.

  • I think the big picture is simply that anyone can have a bad day. I love David Cross, but I'm sure he can be an asshole sometimes, if for no other reason than he's a person. Everyone is an asshole from time to time.

  • I've met David Cross and he was super fucking cool and awesome. Listening to these jack-offs bitch about him is listening to two failed assholes who hate themselves for never doing anything even 1/100000000 as funny as Mr. Show's worst sketch. No talent ass-clowns, the both of them.

  • @DanzaSlap

    a-fucking-men

  • Is this the high hat!?!? We only take yanks whats been to college.

  • I've met David Cross and he's a cunt

  • Aww... the cokehead got his feelings hurt.

  • I'm sure Cross was just having a bad day or something, but if I was in his shoes I would have done the same thing, not because I was having a bad day, but because Artie Lang is a fucking joke. Yes Artie, you're right. Cross IS smarter than you, way more talented than you, and a better comedian in just about every aspect. You've spent most of your career riding on the coat-tails of Howard Stern.....Cross was brilliant in Arrested Development. Go eat some more hot dogs you fat useless fuck.

  • Although I am a big fan of both Cross and Artie, it's not surprising that they wouldn't get along. Cross and Artie approach comedy from very different perspectives.

    Namely, Cross approaches comedy from the perspective of an outsider criticizing the absurdity of everyday people and things. Artie, in contrast, represents the "guy's guy" who you would want to have at your bachelor party.

    Herein lies the problem: they are each correctly skeptical of the archetypes one another represents.

  • @mabts

    I understand your rationale, but there's no excuse for Cross being a dick in that situation. David Cross is known for being highly critical of others when he thinks they're in the wrong on a political view or moral behavior. You would think he would extend that sort of mindset to his off-stage personality.

  • @mabts @mabts Very true.. besides, Artie seems a bit bitter about something from fuckin 1995? Get over it, man! And, well, Adam should shut the fuck up because he's honestly not that funny beyond having written a few funny things for the Man Show. What has HE done? Hardly a thing..

  • @mabts maybe the most intelligent thing i've ever read in a youtube comment

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  • Well Artie, Cross IS smarter than you.

  • @SiriusMined Cross might be slightly smarter (although if you've ever heard Artie on Stern you would know he is an extremely intelligent person, albeit quite troubled) but damn, Lange is about a thousand times funnier. I guess Cross does appeal to pretentious yuppies who love to "discuss" American politics... a topic they know absolutely nothing about. Have you ever heard Cross' American government rants? It's like listening to a child with a high school civics level of education attempting

  • offer insight into the inner workings of the American political system. OK fine, everyone deserves an opinion, but, if that opinion is not backed up with any concrete knowledge, than why would anyone listen? Guess there are plenty of rhetoric spewing imbeciles out there that just like to get fired up about stuff (it's easier than actually learning about our political system).

  • @redresch Well thank God for us that YOU explained to all of us exactly why Cross in ignorant and an imbecile. Even though he's made a great living out of it , has been critically succesful, and was instrumental as writer, producer and actor in 2 of the Holy Grails of american television comedy history. Mr. Show and Arrested Development. I thought he was great. But thank YOU, with all of YOUR credits, set us straight and let us know he's simply an "imbecile". And YOU call people pretentious.

  • @SiriusMined jesus, what a total bitter cunt

  • @SiriusMined Well that's a bit of asshole fallacy isn't it?

  • David Cross isn't from Boston.

  • @zofspade He went to Emerson College and started out performing in Boston.

  • Wow, what a pathetic petty fat man. He's holding something against Cross that he admitted he thought he did. Grow up dude.

  • Fuck Artie Lange in his fat, unfunny, talentless, drunk ass! Fuck Artie and everybody who looks like Artie!

  • David Cross kicked me out of his Comedy Group("Cross Comedy")after two weeks, but was confusingly evasive about why.But I was extremely dissapointed.And he generally would not talk to me and laughed at me rather than with me.

  • Talk about holding a grudge. Geez Eloise. What if Cross just had to take a shit really badly. Too bad for Artie. Now he hates him forever. If Artie ever says hello how you, please be as nice as possible or he will hate you forever.

  • wow. artie lange is such an idiot.

  • I can sympathize with Artie Lang cuz when you are a young kid trying to network or meet professionals and you talk to someone on their worst day. You feel like it's personal, especial in comedy. But I do recognize that you can't hold a grudge on the small stuff. Other wise we would have all shot our fathers for oedipal jealousy.

  • Whos Artie Lange? I could Google it but I think its better that I dont.

    Oh and "The worst is that comic we had on yesterday", these are the words of a genius? We all heard the context, thats literally as deep as it gets.

    Screw this whiney bottom feeder.

  • I love `em both (Artie and David). Attempting to give David Cross the benefit of the doubt, I've been caught on bad days, more than I have been caught on "I'm so happy to meet you- who is your friend again?" days.

  • This is meta-funny! Artie being an enormous cry baby and dissing Cross is FUNNY.

  • I love how much shit Artie talks when he literally has had one of the worst careers in comedy. He was nothing without MadTV, nothing without Norm MacDonald, and now is nothing without Howard Stern. Now he just makes money off his book that he wrote after he couldn't kick his junkie habits.

  • Yes you are indeed way beneath Cross asshole, like not even inhabiting the same DIMENSION! Mad TV is hands down the absolute WORST sketch tv show EVER! I would go so far as to say Mad TV has given sketch comedy a bad name! You should fucking worship at Cross's feet for being sadly broke enough to bring a little well needed attention to your piece of shit show! lemme set it strait for your moronic ass! Mr.Show was the best sketch show ever. MadTV is the WORST SKETCH SHOW EVER!

  • Bob Odenkirk is far far far far far far less funny than Cross, that's why Odenkirk has been sorta riding Cross's coattails (which aren't really large enough to support cross, let alone his lame ass loser old partner that he helps out sometimes out of the kindness of his heart) Artie Lang needs to quit being quite so much of a bitch! Suck it up prick!

  • "I thought he was gonna be my friend..." That's just depressing, Lange. It sounds like you were awkwardly trying to ask the guy out, and now you're all butthurt. I love how he tip-toes around how the Stern cast treated him during the Stern show, and instead fast-forwards to after the show and what they thought about him. Obviously Lange's jealous as shit of David Cross' appeal.

  • Fuck Artie Lange

  • A junky criticizes someone who is successful, and says he is a douche for blowing him off. I would blow off Artie Lang, and I'm not famous or funny.

  • What a whiny little baby - 15 years ago David Cross kind of blew him off and he's still b*tching about it? lol! Maybe he was just having a bad day - get over it Arnie!

  • LOL at Howard Stern and cohorts criticizing anyone's act.

  • If Artie Lange put as much effort into being funny as he did stuffing his face, he might actually have a chance at being funny.

  • Artie lange is such a bitter little fuck, he paints himself as the Richard Pryor of the 00's. Maybe he didn't have time to talk to you because he was busy, you overrated fat fuck.

  • Lange is sub-human (didn't he just try to off himself? To his credit, I think only humans try to off themselves...). Cross is my hero. You can call David Cross a whiny bitch all you like, but you have to realize (and acknowledge) that the smart people that were bullied in high school go on to actually do something with their lives, and the jocks/cheerleaders (I realize this is a generalization) generally start unplanned families...

  • Cross has never made me laugh. Lange however...

  • @kbrinks i think your funny bone is broken

  • Oh god David Cross is not naturally funny. I just downloaded the Howard Stern link. He's the opposite of funny. Like Robin rags on him for being not funny. Listen to it.

  • Listen to Shut up you fucking Baby. David Cross is not a funny stand up comic. Really slow down and listen to what he's actually saying when he tells jokes. I'm not saying he's never funny, I'm saying he's mostly not funny.

  • I wish David Cross would do a "An Open Letter to Artie Lange" like he did to Larry the Cable Guy but that'd probably guarantee the next suicide attempt.

  • Artie's such a mess. He was probably high and drunk, he probably smelled like a mixture of sweat and yeast. He probably interrupted a more important conversation David Cross was having with someone else.

  • First impressions matter! Now don't fuck em up! Tr