haka

[akira543]

LOL what the fuck..? The ginger bread version over there has more credibility than this.

[hinewai]

You guys are really suck. It's not your culture and you look gay doing something you have no blood for.

[darsus19]

That's when whiteboys pretends to be something theyre not..

[MSTJPT1]

fuck you if you had learnt it propley then you done it propley but you stupid cunts want to do it your own way thats why you cunts got no culture cause yous are wonna b'z

dnt take the fuckn mana out of our culture idiots

[MasterGlamorous]

fuck all the haters. well done and thought through. not disrespectful in anyway shape or form, better quality camera would be nice though!

[irishmckiddo]

im and irish guy and im quite fond of newzealand/maori culture,it is  important that the haka is respected and understood , the first thing that comes into my head when i hear the word new zealand is haka. when the haka is preformed by the all blacks its a symbol of the friendship between the white newzelanders and maori newzealanders

[king2102b]

Agree here that Haka looked like something a Drunk man does when stopped by the police :)

But all them who say its disrespectful are missing the point, if it was a sacred or reserved for Maori warriors still, why is it openly taught to the public in exhibitions of heritage?

Haka to me is a dance of a power and celebration, it is a challenge but is also a welcome, we toured in NZ (Music) first night was a Haka, it was fantastic! We were taught and on the last night were asked to join them!

[Hazardbone]

mean maori mean

[u2goddess]

Na sorry fella's, you really need to understand that you can't copy anything that is truly original, and this stunt proves it...painted faces, and scarecrow posture, with no true passion...missed the mark by miles, and that is disrespectful.

[DaniMart2005]

And then I walk-up with a 9mil.....

[Rupert85]

I think it's funny how people say "disrespectfull!" to the video, and continue to sling foul language at everyone ^^

I'll give them credits for trying.

oh, and huntlyhyperband:

"only maori i've seen doing haka were chubby, lazy and not very excited guys, who almost couldnt move. so i think we are doing twice better than those maori in tourist centers." he's talking about maori he has SEEN doing the dance.. that's not stereotyping.

[Kamadev888]

Hey, they're not doing it great, but at least they're trying, and they're being humble enough to accept another traditions war dance.

[NintendoRambo]

i agree that these particular white people didn't do the haka well, but don't assume no white person can do the haka very well. when taught by the right person i think us white people can do it pretty well. my cousin, who is actually maori, taught a lot of us the haka at my high school, and you'd be suprised at how well some of us did.

[Leaniva87]

fuk u kunts



[br4v3foo123]

wow disrepsect brah , i bet you couldnt do half of what us polynesians do , so no talk bitch

plus white people dont know how to do it right cuz they dont have the heart of an polynesian

[br4v3foo123]

wow disrepsect brah , i bet you couldnt do half of what us polynesians do , so no talk bitch

[Leaniva87]

fuck dats some real stupid but funny shit.....day look like fags i fink leave it 2 the real warriors who invented it....

[starcladsol]

Is this a PAKIHAKA?......

[starcladsol]

@starcladsol the bagpipes are a dead giveaway.

[mskoko661]

What in the hell was that?? Yall didnt even do it right...nd its gayy as hell...leave it to us maoris...ok..otherwise you find my Jandles to your mouf!!

[cyra2346]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

Lame -______-'

[nicolejana6]

Can't believe you actually took the time to make this video. Losers

[RDORDORDO]

That was quit epossibly the worst video I've seen...Even worse than Rebecca Black...Give up.

[nicksynnz]

Ka kitea te mura I nga karu o te taiohi. Engari ka kitea te maramatanga I nga karu o te kaumatua.

[danieladik]

this is offensive. im just saying. 3 pakehas draw random shit on their faces as if its like the maori ta ta oo and do the haka. this is ridiculous.

[Leaguefan01]

WTF!! it is a pitty that the haka is now used by everyone!! even halfwits that dont know what they are doing or even know about it's origins. It should be left alone!!!

[ngarakamita]

speaking for my people, you are a horrible representation of what we are as a culture, your depiction of our taonga mai raano is inaccurate and extremely offensive! you need to go to te matatini o te raa and see for yourself what maaori are, leave what you know nothing about, very much alone, mai ngaa tuupuna mai raano, kia tupato! noo wai too mana? ko taaku, mai ngaa tuupuna, mai ngaa arikitanga puta noa i te ao, te motu, te whaanau whaanui hoki!!!!!! only maaori know what i just said!

[gardenquilts]

I've always heard that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

[petnzme01]

Nice try guys....maybe put a little soul into it. Ya didn't scare me...but i did chuckle.....and that is an emotional response.

petnzme - Moari

Tribe- Ngati Tuwharetoa (Home of the Warrior)

Country - New Zealand (Aotearoa)

[puremongrel]

boring



[renaaabby]

Really it belong to maori n pakeha only 1st and 2nd natives of Aotearoa

[fufuchew]

you boys are clowns...fck off

[XSeanxMeowX]

Are they even Maori?

[solandoHazon63]

Hauuu , well I fort iht was funny, the guy on the bloody end is stiff and basically standing, reminds me of those little ginger bread men one .

[savetreeseatbeava]

I am a pakeha Kiwi. I was given the honour of being taught the College Haka and I am forever grateful for that. Although utterly shit and pretty embarrassing I think this was done for the right reason. Feel honoured us honkys want to feel a tiny bit Maori. Not offended we dont do it very well.

[Zmakesitallbetter]

You are a disgrace. Stay out of New Zealand, and leave to the REAL Maoris. The face tattoos look like they were drawn on with sharpie.

[TheDynastQueen]

This has no heart, no wairua, you all look so stiff and scared to mess up but looks like effort was put into making this video in admiration of the Maori, not as an insult. Though your retort to the commenters kinda shows otherwise...

[Tamarikima1]

man what can you say about that really.....

[Morallnvaslon]

I'd fuck any of these men.

[taurawiri]

that aint no haka u HOMO!, soft as..JUST A BUNCH OF FAGS IN THE BUSH....ive seen children do it better than that!.....BY FAR

[MoralInvasion]

Certainly a much better visual spectacle than the usual kfc bloated beneficiaries with a d size cup.

[starclad]

looks like a Celtic Haka.

[julianchosun]

Oh dear. Who is responsible for this embarrassment, and why is this still available online? And what on earth were they thinking?!

[hisDudess]

No spirit, needs to be technical supported (sound) but still no "haka feeling".

Especialy with your comments I must say: Crapy video, no understanding of culture and what a Haka is / means.

[ladydancer2005]

This clip is more dignified that some of the other crap ive seen on here.

[Flash13FLy]

lmao @ wannabes.....cant beat the real thing, im sorry lmao.

[fallen2gone]

the new zealand islanders are naturally bulky and tall. that was/is just their genes. and becaus of that, any peice of disrespectful motherfuker who calls them fat is wrong. tha was why they were vauable warriors, they were hader to bring dwn then a normal/average man

[ropatag]

hu eva da fuk mad edis fuken video iz fukn fukd n da head kunt!! hu da fuk do u think u r tryin 2 make wot belongz 2 us look beta?? fukn asshole!! fuk i h8 u ryte now ae u fukn kuntZ!!1

[fallen2gone]

@ropatag by the way you type, we have a reason to insult you. gp back to grammr school or YOU try to respect our culture.

[tutetawha]

hard being a maori aye boyz . it gets easier when you get used to the bigotry though . although you mite find it hard to get a job in nz . aussies like us though . they won't even ask if youve been to jail , they just give you a job cause they know we're good workers . by the way , we stopped wearing grass skirts when your ancestors arrived . didnt they tell you their clothes use to go missing off their lines. bloody maoris aye .

[banjobickley]

fuk that was shit you fellas are lame as......your mokos are gay,your actions are weak just fuk off ey boys

[rubinwarren01]

zahusCZ your an absolute fuck head for doing this disgraceful show of our beautiful haka maori people are the best at haka you fucken idiot,you obviously havent seen how a real haka is done if you think were all fat and lazy you piece of shit!!!!! stay the fuck in europe you loser!!!!!!!!!!

[Ashwan3000]

who did your lame ass moko?

[ibmaxed]

Bad, no wairua (spirit), just acting out moves.

[hazza3]

NZ Maori(Rugby Union) the heaviest guy is Clint Newland at 130kg...and he's 6'5 so he cant be overly fat when he's the same weight as a Running back Gridiron Player....who is usually 6'0 and under.

[MrMasterWiz]

i think the morepork did a great job in this video. it was a great video until the weird people came in and ruined every thing. i mean there are some things that are just sacred to people, like u wouldn't go into the Vatican dressed as the Pope waving a foam finger in your hand and saying that you where so greatly moved by the Vatican's "culture" that u decided to respect it in your own special way. THIS IS THE SAME THING. it happens all the time and its sick to most people (including me)

[Nahalana]

Although I like the original more - because they feel every move, every word, the whole energy and express ist through all their cells - I also feel that they put much effort in doing this video. Honor for that.

Like many from the '"old people" (like Mayas ect.) - the Maori offer their wisdom for the world, because it is time for that. It is time to open up to the world.

So thank you for sharing!

[jawmalawm28]

Sorry brada's Im Maori but I cracked up. Come on my Maori's are we that stuck up that we can't laugh at our culture sometimes. I found it quite amusing and if you don't like it than why don't you put a video up of yourself showing how it's suppose to be done correctly.

Obviously the bro's put in alot of time and effort to make the video they've gone into the bush wearing the right attire. There moko may not look real but who cares 3/4 the moko going around these days are from shops anyway.

[Mercmad]

Jeez thats really bad. I am a Great great grandson of Te Morenga and decended from Te Rauparaha . I think it should be removed because it insults my ancestors. I won't even write it in Maori because I find it so offensive.

[Cavscout5096]

Ummm my neighbor whos is what you call a real life Maori warrior, was just greatly offended watching this... and hes easily twice the size and mass of them, they aint even Pacific islander

[13executioner13]

What the hell are these pasty faggots doing trying to look Maori?

this sucks some dripping balls right here.

[shrekthesheep]

highly amusing, cheers guys

[blaclw93wi3]

and your Moko is just sad bro.

[blaclw93wi3]

if you did that 60 years ago bro, you wouldnt live out the week!

[maoriboytaylor]

wtf =|

[hcoll]

Sucks, they should be ashamed.

[Exile2347]

This is so disrespectful, In another time, that would mean certain death. Never mock a martial culture.

[MrTwoCrows]

Skins got whitey's tryin to join in here too.

It's like they got nothin of their own anymore.

[billionear]

HAAAHAAAAAHAHAHAAA..whiteman still cant jump!! Good to see white folk trying to get some culture back into them!! Haaahaaahaaa even if it is lame.

[CoD4CoNnEcTiOn]

please, these cunts are shame, not even maori mayne, fuckin losers

[dordafaye]

It's not exactly great, but i don't think it's disrespectful. They obviously were really affected by maori culture and loved it, and wanted to share it and be a part of it. I'm cool with that. Having said that, their moko is lame!

[braveseaeagle]

wtf...they sure look white men to me and trying to be a maori but look weak and disrespectful...someday this punks get ass whip-_-

[Moko8298]

This Is very Very disrespectful

[Moko8298]

We Pacific Islanders do our war dances to intimidate or scare our enemies. But your enemies are probably irritating with you and want you to step aside because you are wasting their time.

[DKupa]

Hmmmmm.... good try but you MISSED IT by a long shot!.... the beginning sounds like Abbo music and I couldnt stop laughing at 0:35!!!! oh and the grass skirts are a crackup!... anyway enough said.... good try!!!

[toktown2]

Bro Wtf The Moko's arent evn moko's they lines they look nothin like them and yea They White ???

[kyliekauri]

wtf

[sardu1988]

is not good that white people make the tribal war dance of maori people, also with the moko! good video but is without respect

[ifawkyouup]

wat fuck was dat mayne!! bunche of fucken wankas tryin to pull off a haka. get real!!

[klmozzie]

oh pleeeaaase! Is this made in china or what.

[SlickRoyalz]

MAORI? was funny... went all out huh... yeh this is really bad... leave it to the Maori I say... don't give up your day jobs

[tikirun974]

nul a chier

[vaonlafo]

that was the saddest thing i have ever seen please take this video off a here!!!!!!

[flashrobbie]

I know u tried but you might have got a better response if you'd called it attempt at, or something more modest because you accidentally hit two things Maori don't tolerate in their own society; the first is imperfection in formal ceremonies (and Maori audiences are harsh on Maori as well as outsiders) and the second is that if they perceive u to be less than humble about Maori things they'll bring u in line. If you research and do it a bit more humbly they'll sing your praises 4 u. Arohanui.

[flashrobbie]

Also, loosing the grass skirts - wear your normal clothes - and not drawing on your faces would be seen as more respectful not only of Maori identity but also of your own.

[nulla38]

wot da fuck!!

[ThaLargeOne]

This is not intended to learn from Maori culture.... the way it looks it is an offence to Maori and to not really look in to the culture is a display of bad manners.

Kātahi te horanga whakarihariha o te hanga kino.

[amaneskira]

I'd prefer watching authentic Maori do this. =/ Sometimes, imitation can be looked at as a form of flattery... in this case, it isn't.

You don't even know what that dance you're doing means.

[arrowxcom]

whats with the random spider-man face painting? did you guys do any research behind the haka or just kinda throw this together?

[Tehosennake]

the haka is supposed to be intimidating and scary like, not whimsical and fairy like -- worst haka ever... i love the shitty facial tattoos, dont look at all right

[huntlyhyperband]

I dont know what hurt the most this performance or your comment

[huntlyhyperband]

I'm sorry but i have to agree with the bad comments and for the record its one thing disrespecting Maori by doing this haka discracefuly and its another stereotyping them to being fat and useless

[Kaiekengaru]

You take out the award for most tragic haka of all time. Shocking homos. What were those scribbles on your face. Terrible mate. Kaingia to tutae a mate noa. ESAD.

[mahuta62]

What a disgrace... If we were to do something from their culture (if they have one)we would at least respect it by saying the right words.. Get it right or don't bother.. Maori from NZ

[yozayo]

wtf man fuckin leave the haka to maori's man that was fully shocking bro

[zahusCZ]

yeah, sure, i should leave it to the very sporty maori fellas.... only maori i've seen doing haka were chubby, lazy and not very excited guys, who almost couldnt move. so i think we are doing twice better than those maori in tourist centers.

this video is to show back home in europe, our impression of haka, so piss off

[torqueingheads]

At last a haka performed by real men, not lazy polys bloated on kfc, well done.

[yozayo]

Lol are all maori like that??.

Why couldnt you just find a proper haka

and show it to the people back in europe

you have got to have respect for other peoples

culture.

[yozayo]

forgot to add this in the other comment

I like people seeing and learning about our culture

But you have to do things properly

[hazza3]

@zahusCZ You dont watch sports often do you.....or learn much of anything real.

[808irieluv]

@zahusCZ fuck you.... das all i gatta say....lyk yozayo said LEAVE THE HAKA TO THE MAORIS... AND FYI it sucked anyway.. so u an yo lil frenz should go back 2 where eva da hell u came from and STOP TRYING 2 BE SOMETHING YOUR NOT...

YOU DONT DESERVE TO PUT THOSE WORD IN YOUR MOUTH...if you think im a bitch thats ok cause i know i am...have a nice day... :)

[MrMasterWiz]

@zahusCZ you are a racist, and you should stay out of new zealand. go freeze your ass of in the Czech Republic.

[julianchosun]

@zahusCZ:

You could easily have written: "We are a group of Europeans (born and bred) who are so impressed by the great Maori tradition of the haka that we want to try and imitate it, and so this is our interpretation."

From the effort that you guys put into the editing of the obviously home-made video production I get that you were trying to honour it. Forgive my/our cynicism; it's just that many white New Zealanders have in the past imitated the haka in order to offend or belittle it/ Maori.

[SlickRoyalz]

@zahusCZ search tuhoe resistance on youtube and get a new impression of haka.

[renaaabby]

@zahusCZ dichead, Maori haka! You r lost, with no culture nothin

[lkaiwai]

fuk this is insultin to the maori

[maoriboytaylor]

they dont even no how 2 say the words properly :|

[joonthetoon]

this looks retarted

[ScatteredNeedles]

you are a yank. you know nothing about cultures. you're the "retarded" one.

[joonthetoon]

yank? haha. you're so retarded too man. i live in US but i'm not an america.

besides you live in finland... at least you say you do.

if anything, finland is farther away from polynesian culture. lol

[maoriblud1]

what the fuk moking ma culture cunt

[Tupitopi]

that really was a mockery

[crazychasinator]

They don't look very Maori...

[ereket]

heck, no matter what they do, white boys just can't make shit look cool... they're lucky i wasn't out huntin that day.

[ptwlane]

That... was embarassing...

[DaHawaiian06]

LOL ITS ALL HAOLES WAT A DISGRACE

[mokotoa]

...thats a shame looking haka lol...