For Everything Else, There's Alucard

[mystacris]

GIVE ME THE SCRIPT I'LL DO IT THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!!!! My Alucard impression is the best you're gonna hear on youtube besides Crispin Freeman himself.

Let me do it for you!!!!!!!

- MystaCris

I need the practice.

[SerasXHarkonnen]

i guess i'll buy seras for a year... at a time :)

[SerasXHarkonnen]

@metelgirlrobo are you kidding seras is worth much more! shes the best! i like her as a character more than alucard tbh

[emogret]

ill buy the gloves if the gloves come with the guy who wears them(in other words i want Alucard)

[marawantsluke]

Jeeze. How many gloves they go through! (Just kidding, we all know

Alucard's are part of his body.Evil skills and what naught.)

[Nyouh]

I don't want the gloves, the bullets or the girl...

I WANT ALUCARD !!!

Why isn't it possible to buy him ? T.T

But great vid anyway ^^

[Dalvanara]

@Nyouh well if you tried he might eat you

[formerfreak]

@Nyouh for the following reason, ITS OVER 9000!!!!

[dixiedarl1]

alucard is so awsome!!!!

[ThisIsYouth]

$75.00 per hour ahhahhahah

[ShootingStarNeo]

*forks over enough cash for a day with Seras*

WE SHALL PLAY ROCK BAND TOGETHER ALL DAY LONG 8D

[nephalos666]

@ShootingStarNeo Rock band? Are you shittin me? Lol I'd fork over enough cash for a day with Seras and we'd never leave bed! LOL XD

[LordSia13]

@ShootingStarNeo That's one *bloody* big pile of money. Seriously, I don't think there's enough of it in the world to convince Alucard to prostitute his Childe...

Unless you manage to present it as one big bloody joke. Then he'll probably do it for free...

[shadowslider11]

I want a busty vampire slave girl.....; /

Alucard you dog. ;)

[Ryuzaki492008]

XDD

[evelindria]

i whant the blood gloves and like 100000 silver mags XD best this i ever seen 8 fingers 2 thumbs up =P

[DudettRin101]

uhhhh.........What's with the Giant list of Anime?

[sharinganxalucard]

dude did you freaking look every anime ever invented

[KodiHunter]

I want the Swanky Magic Gloves. x3

Come on, they magically get clean! xD lol

[Edoryuujin]

iwant the busty vamipire slave girl she magiclly cleans me

[XDarkMoleX]

kinda sucked without vioces

[samxhaley28]

what anime is this??

[Clover27]

Hellsing.

[TheAstonishingJosh]

Very very inventive. I want his swanky magic gloves!

[fock69]

where do i pay my 75$????

[Edoryuujin]

im still trying to find out DAMN YOU PAYPAL LET ME HAVE ONE NIGHT OF FUN JUST ONE NIGHT

[XTrippXTrappX]

1 of the few hellsing vids on youtube i like :P most of them make fun of it but this was funny

[ThrowOblivion]

I'd expend 75$ of my money :_P

[whitelancer64]

haha. clicked on your link in your signature from one of your posts in the animeeden hellsing FC

[Nyx685]

Busty vampire slave girl = $75 an hour

[bloodmoon12]

That was intresting. Thanks!!

[madd1993]

lol this was funny:) but what was it from iv seen the show and i dont remember any of this is there a movie?

[yuffiechan72]

its the ova series, you obviously aren't a big hellsing fan if you waven't heard of it by now XD

[ninjadustspeck]

the bullets are only blessed quicksilver, but the gloves are not ordinary gloves. they're swanky magic gloves. think for aa few seconds and it all becomes clear. :)

[ninjadustspeck]

previous is a response to reshiv19

[sonjalinnea]

hahahahahaha Funny!!

[firebirdcrazygrrrl]

I love this parody of the MasterCard commercial. I want to see more parodies! Awesome!

[idia199]

great idea for the clip, and thanks for the long list of anime

[GoldenHarpy]

Swanky magic gloves, lol. Greaat Video - I laughed my ass off ^^

[reshiv19]

dude! how does he get silver bullets for less than gloves?

[ukrainehistory]

hello, magic gloves, come on. where do you buy silver bullets anyway.

[Sirge]

e-bay. duh

but seriously, that was hilarious

[Cobra100]

Your summary makes you sir, an ass!

[HennaLang]

Hee hee hee... You make me giggle. ^^

[exploadingpenguins]

First thing I'm gonna buy when I win the lottery? Some Swanky Magic Gloves.

[exploadingpenguins]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That was brilliant!! ohh christ i'm still laughing! What song was that? You've given me great inspiration, no I won't copy you, I'll probably do like samurai champloo or love hina or blue sub 6 but still I NEED THAT SONG NAME!

[sucker1999]

75 dollars ber hour... i`m gonna rent her permenantly! lol

[Kernle32DLL]

could be better... the writing is a little bit too small. But for everything else, its 4/5 xD

[sillygrl23]

$2500.00 dollars for some freaking gloves!?!?!?

O.O Where the hell did he shop?

[fluffyman007]

you must remember that they are swanky AND MAGIC, also it is hard for a murderous vampire to shop where ever he wants, so that store had a monopoly over vampire clothes

[googlesuxballs]

u no a murderous vampire could easily shop online

[fujji]

so yea i subscribed to you

[Zaothus]

This is one of the wittiest things I've seen on Youtube.

[Tami689]

lolzz

nice

[123royalcat123]

totally lol

[weichiang]

Lol

[w98]

DAMN Seras is one piece of cheap ass.

$75.00 an hour.lol

[Geekpride42]

I think he might need to update with scenes from the OVA

[thekittenofterra]

Title cheat get zero. Otherwise I would give it a four.

[AbhorsenTeo]

Man!!! Busty Vampire Slave Girl sure is cheap!!! :))))) I liked the idea of the clip very much. Way to go!!! And... the way to attract views by naming all possible animes in the primary comment is a lil bit ... weird :D Anyway. Funny clip.

[PYTEEMEE]

This is the kind of idea that everyone wishes that they had. I'm almost tempted to steal it and make my own version but I respect originality and won't touch it if I can help it. The title itself is awesome.

[higgamywho]

hellsing ultimate ova methinks? not sure anyone link me to the eps with this?

[SisforSachiel]

I want a pair of those gloves (and the slave girl too :p). EAT IT ZOMBIES!!! EAT IT!!!

[Darien331]

i want a busty vampire slave girl, where can i get one?

[spellcasterlucian]

$75.00 per hour.thats priceless XDDDD

[thesexestpanda]

where did you get this music

[ikilltrees666]

bahahahahahahahahahahaha i love it

[MoRbIdGiRl619]

That's such a giggle fest

[bishieluv9]

XD That made me giggle. Thank you.

[shadowsnight72]

Thats some pricey gloves hes got

[Spasticatt]

That was fawking hysterical, thank you :3

[Pervy1]

Very nice xD

[DreamsofCentaurs]

Master card could use this they would SOOO get tons of ppl

[OMG26]

Ha hahaha! Thats funny. ....master card heh...

[vergatiesa]

Awesome Video You should ADD a Alucard Card at the end of the video----For megadomonic..is you are a castlevania fan..you're gonna enjoy hellsing...at the end of the day Hellsing's alucard is the same as Adrian Farenheits Tepes Or Alucard from castlevania Sotn..

[NeverFergotten]

An Alucard fan's dream...

Air it air it now danm it!

[AdventAngelKadaj]

I need to apply for an Alucard myself ^^ very nice

[chusankun]

hmm... I wanna get an alucard.. O_o

[SilverDragonLancer]

Lol, I so wish they would do a commercial like that. XD

[darkmbitions]

that would be very interesting to see some of my friends responses. my parents would have a heart attack if they say this.

[Helphazard]

Me,too

[theoneguyoverthere]

Funny vid! A little long than a real commercial would be, but a hilarious gag nonetheless.

[SisforSachiel]

awesome. Dang, Alucard must be friggin loaded

[semperdrift]

> Cool, so where can I get the busty Vampire Slave Girl?

[EarlDracula666]

it was huuuuuuurts...xDDDDDD

[megadomonic]

Is this Castlevania? I played a game before teh main character was some half vampire guy named Alucard.

[teenytinyXXX]

No this is the alucard from hellsing...

[SUX2bAFK]

Lmao, nice!

[CaptainM]

haha forgot to add this in the reply thing but awsome vid it was hilarious

[kagekiss]

O,o What version of Hellsing is this? The version I've seen has totally different art, and leaves half this stuff out.

[CaptainM]

if i remember correctly this is the hellsing ultimate OVA

[Geekpride42]

no the white blood coming out of the ghouls is from the old series

[sillygrl23]

Damn, that is pretty expensive for silver bullets-$875.00?

lol, I thought having a busty vampire slave girl would be the "priceless" joke but other than that it was hilarious great work!

Putting this jem on favs!

[30269]

Only 75.00$ per hour!!! Lol, this is AWESOME!!

[sillygrl23]

Damn, where is Alucard getting all the money for this did you see what the magic gloves cost?

[LollEpop]

This is HYSTERICAL! Well done! Ignore all the cranky little net bunnies who are swearing and otherwise being juvenile... this is GREAT!

[svartebert]

lol funny with the prices they showed :)

[flame3lf]

its me or this seems a little different from the 13 chapters of the anime?

There was a remake?

[DarkImek]

There was the english version... and the Japanese version... the English version just took the Japanese verion and reanimated it to make it look cheaper but more censored. Watch it in Jap with subs, trust me it's worth it.

[flame3lf]

na thats not it, I watched the anime with subs. Its just that this is the ova, readed it in other comment :)

[trojianmaru18]

you must mean the hellsing OVA. basicly the first episode remade again more like the manga. and not sure if they made it yet but they were meant to be making another which takes a different path (not bald vamp, german lycans)

[jonjuandoedo]

those some fuckin expensive gloves.

[mirrors2006]

Christ! Thats one busty vampire slave girl!

[kongost1]

nice :D

[EstelMcFields]

i hate guys who put every fucking anime or game's name in their vid just cuse they feel loneley and want to get attention. If your video is cool, it'll be seen, if it isnt, well, you'd have wasted some minutes of your life in vain, but why make others lose theirs when trying to find another clips?

[bookworm14140]

Absolutely right. For this shitty names i ranked the video "Poor". Die, bitch.

[Murtagh42]

I can never watch a mastercard commarcial again...I love this vid!

[jatazoulja]

On Your list You said

"By the way, this video has nothing to do with"

But I saw Hellsing, on the list to... :D

[XgomieX]

i dunno...my busty vampire slave girl is WAY cheaper....

[IrishMountainBiker]

whats the name of the original series

[gof22]

It is called Hellsing.

[0incorporeal]

Great! But I thought it would be something like: Being practically immortal... pricess. But good work anyway.

[DrMlieko]

75 an hour

[CrysaniaFay]

*Claps* That was great!! I love the whole thing!

[manicandyshumway]

OMFG! *dies laughing*

[FullTimeGunner]

umm one thing, one day my friend made me watch like 12 eps of hellsing and i dont reberm the animation being that good

[manicandyshumway]

That's probably because you saw the original and the footage for this amv is form the ova.

[FullTimeGunner]

o it seem alot cooler, i know u ppl will kill me but hellsing was really boring for me :(

[ace1234567890]

The manga beat the crap out of both of them though.

[FullTimeGunner]

o ya, i only read the 1st one but when i rad i was like, XD this is sick then i watched show and was like....wtf is this lol

[YootubeHatesMe]

well done

really

but you could improve a few little parts

also, if you can make it work with the music, shorten it a little

[Akamisago]

That's it I am faving

[PermaFrost316]

sweet vid.

[Goatmon]

Awesome video idea. The video and music are awesome, but the vid is a little too long. The pause between each line was way bigger than it should've been.

It's still funny. ^^

[pontus515]

hahahahahahahaha

[tenchimuyo69]

Elephant :/ There is enough blood in such animes like Helsing and Elfen Lied for a Blue whale <.<

[YamiFan]

This was funny all the way. Thanks.

[Murtagh42]

That's hilarious.. "Consuming enough blood for an elephant transfusion in one night...Priceless." i love it!

[KitsuneKurotsuki]

that was awesome, love the 'swanky magic gloves' part XD

and the busty vampire slave girl, wonderful!

keep em comin!

[Spartan120]

Since the tags are exclusive to anime and since this is a pretty good AMV, I won't mind the tag spam this time. BTW, this video actually DOES have something to do w/ Hellsing.

[MaelStromRoy]

The elephant bit had me in tears. And the bust slave bit. Quite funny. KEEP IT UP MAN.

[TunaOfTheLand]

=.= Thats an anime list i'll be using for a while

[KGnoMoM]

Not bad, but it would've been more realistic if it was in Sterling, after all, Hellsing is primarily set in London.

[DanielxthexSeraph]

That was great. I liked the bit about Victoria. ^_^

[VegetaHolic]

XD Dare I say it, this amv is...Priceless *sweatdrop*

[GomZZZ]

dude is this alucard from the castlevania SOTN?

[tueky]

what anime is this?

[TheStrix]

Hellsing. its OVA series to be specific. (They made a show, but it wasn't about the comic, so now they're making it complete with more cash.)

[MrF0XH0UND]

xDDDD Y'shoulda worked Integra in there somewhere.

Luffed the Seras part, though. xDD

[darkgear6]

lol the show looks good

and so was the vid.

[naeco123]

is ther a mpovie for hellsing?!

[gmwebster]

Cute but way too slow. Cut the time in half and it would be "priceless"

[Planck2023]

Great video... I lite it very much...

Planck2023

[DarkNinja36]

Hilarous idea, that was a great spoof.

[Klyern]

rofl i saw your list, but i dont belive u got all that in a 2 min vid LOL XD

[SpinSpinSugah72]

friggin AWESOME!!! LMAO!! oh man i love this so much

[Hellsingninja]

Wow that was really clever I loved it^^

[je0suis0victoria]

Niiice. <3

[Washuprodigy]

Indeed that is some funny shit.

[HyperPegesus]

xDDDDDDDD

[Helik4888]

$75 per hour i could get a bustier fbi girl for half that.

[orgoths222]

all give u 2 points and that alot considering i only give out a max points of 2 and they can be used at your local lybrary (like u ever go there) for anything to a swankey glove to a clip of silver bulets

thx for teh anime and fun time

and what do u mean by has nothing to do with all there anime---> i saw nothing even close to where they are included

[shelllbullet]

this is so awesome. swanky magic gloves hahaha

[R3v07u10n]

Lol, that's awesome. Great job and brilliant idea. Kudos.

[swipe]

lol! that was pretty funny =D *favs 5/5

[Animonkey1]

Its just some garageband sample thing

[UnnerRay]

What is the name of the music?

[MissAlucard]

Great video!!! Alucard is so priceless... <3<3

[wedgejaeger]

man, killing zombies is expensive, but then again, if I could find gloves that would rip through a person, i might pay 2500 for them

[gcole35]

Scary...but cool...scary but cool...

[no0b4lif3]

ur missing animes in the list that has nothing to do with this video such as mai otome, gundam wing, to heart, da capo, vandread, shingetsutan tuskihime, kanon, and etc...u get the point =P

[HansAlRachid]

Gosh I love this unfitting music :D

[alien2112]

That's priceless (no pun intended)!

[azeime]

alucard is creepy I AM NEVER watching that

[NexAngelus405]

he's not creepy, he's sadistic... and badasss!

[thisisiritating]

What the fuck is wrong with you! responce to coment

[Animonkey1]

yay!