Brendon vs Chopper Pt 1

[johnnyXsniper]

chopper wouldnt make me laugh, if i was in the front row id be spraying urine over the stage in fear

[NezianBelcyder]

WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with that cockhead with the rag on his head WANKER!!!

[usat42]

i hope they dont try humour as they suck at even doing this ,,which begs the question why did they bother doing this whatever it is ,,,boring as sorry girls

[lag1946]

Not a funny man at all Brendon Burns.  Find another vocation

[british123able]

that was shit, 

[WatchOutForTheVOOM]

fuck you all you nationalist aussie aussie shitheads. Get a sense of humor and perspective ya racist fucks

[andyboy950]

chopper should have pulled out the old 14 shotgun on that tool on the left an went FUCKIN BANG!!!

[vaginaleg]

@andyboy950 410 shotgun*

[mikey0080]

wat a load of shit

[ritchieboyuk]

what fucking shit!! the guy on the left irritated me so much ive gotta turn off!!

[Soundgardener80]

The entertainment value of this was purely of the car crash variety

[jOLLYROCKETEER]

I've seen this show. Mark is the epitome of a DROP KICK, DROPED AS A BABY, DROP KICK!

[TheVenomreaver]

the guy on left is a fucking utter prick face i wanted chopper to punch is fucking head off

[Soundgardener80]

@TheVenomreaver word...I could'nt believe he had the nerve to goad Chop like he did, but then he had the security of the cameras to protect him, but maybe chopper wouldnt give a shit

[w4lyfb]

Go over to the phillipenes, get em cheap....LOLLLLLLLLLL

[enter1na]

the guy on the left is a idiot not funny at all. hang ur self prick

[mikeywalla13]

whos tha faggot on da left

[zakwilks]

chopper should have smashed that cunts face in...bandanna wearing prick

[Metapopolis]

Man, I believe in Chopper!

[sal7t5]

guy on the left is an unfunny annoying twat

[stewie65au]

Brendon, is a twat..

[dwsnare]

Th fuckwits obviously speedn or coked off his head, look how much water he's sukn on.

Cant keep fukn still, and can't shut his fukn big mouth. Makes aussies look like definate dickheads.

None of it was remotely funny. I wouldda walked out.

[thebeans00]

burns,unfunny annoying wankstain,and this cockhead is suppose to be a comedian pfffffffft.

[thebeans00]

burns,unfunny annoying wankstain

[dabigbossman666]

ur a fuckn dickhead mate

[tommy1973able]

i kinda wanna kill the comedian! what a fucking annoying cunt!

[ockaa]

what a fuckwit with the tats on his face

[steviedees]

whos the giant frog in the back grond

[Honeysucklebommie]

Best bit is when that prick asks him if they were in jail  would he ass rape him for his shoes.

Chopper looks at his shoes then turns away.

[burnby]

that cunt should go to prison that would make him shut up!

[jibhorse]

brendon cock head is clearly shitting himself. by the way he's drinking out of the fuckin bottle.what an annoying cunt he is.

[TheKillingName74]

Chopper's just like "shut up you fucking dick head", this cunt is sooooo annoying.

[paw1978]

brendon you are a twat stop been a twat.

[fliparoo1234]

chopper looks like hes going to kill that dude

[bigmanoooo1]

brendans lucky that people mellow with age, i reckon 20 yrs ago chopper would have kicked his guts out

[waypic77]

chopper should just knock that cunt clean out 1 punch

[mitchieb123]

that guy is fucked, i swear he's off his guts.

[tiaEAGLE]

brendon is just annoying..

[hubjamie]

aussie comedy is sooooo shit......they just act dumb talk loud and swear......

[helminatorx]

@hubjamie try jim jeffries he's pretty good

[xMattCanFlyx]

@hubjamie fuck up wanka

[MultiPlayaaa]

chopper should of slapped brendon and chucked him in the crowd

[Shifty401]

what a screwd up laugh

[hemroyd]

bang o fuk look brendon look wot you made me do are you all rite mate o shit sorry mate lol

[MrGoldiepeanut]

I thought brendon was funny.

[Pukees01]

go chopper

[cogROCKER]

Brendon Burns isnt funny ,, id say he ran out of the building after this !!

[StuckenFoned]

I love how Chopper looks over at Brendon and he runs away giggling.

[thispagesux]

that dude on the left is a total prick, his stupid laugh cuts through my brain like a chainsaw, i was waiting for chopper to knock him on his ass.

[libertineoverdose187]

chopper looks like hes there for the money and wants to get the fuck out of there as quick as possible, u cant blame him with that annoying comedian, u have to make a living

[robandjack]

what a fucking waist of cum he is. Fuck chop, if you ever do anything worth a fuck, drop that cunt into a shallow hole would ya.

[roloug95]

he must be drunk or stupid to be that fucken annoying around chopper read

[quadpumper]

that fuck is on the gas, look at it sweating. and taking on water like a aussie sub

[therobster1975]

lucky choper didnt rip his head off

[shaneo444]

this is the shittest comedy i have ever seen if u want good aussie comedy look up dave hughes

[danvsyou]

this aint auzzie comedy this is shit chaser war on everything look that up on youtube

[9fifty5]

Shit..

Somebody smash a fucken stubbie into that cunts face.

[DEKSTEDAY]

Aussie comedy looks wank

[pookypookypookypooky]

guy on the left is sweating like fuck check his pit stains

[muddwell]

What a shithouse event.

[niemanickurwa]

Well this was hilarious.... or not so much.

[Ceaaa22]

A soft backhander would've sorted the hyena wanker out.

[louisorleans]

Piss poor.

[synchc]

all three are in on an act. this is two parts improv to one part act. chopper gets a bad reaction from the start . not choppers crowd at all.

things start going badly. burns reads the situation and deflects attention to himself becuase he knows hes the professional teflon coated clown and that sort of heat can disappear if he gets people laughing.

he succeeds. the crowd relaxes. chopper realxes. gg.

people might actually learn something if they looked more and judged less. good on ya aussies.

[dixon97a]

@synchc You called that perfect fella. . .

[blazeup74]

chopper should hav droped him looks like he was gunna

[12mozzofull]

that guy with the nervous disposition needs to shut up!!! and fuck the fuck off!

[AussieHijabi]

that guy on the left is a fucking idiot

[keflar5]

people love violent vicious powerful morons, fuck chopper he is a cunt its that simple

[punakesha]

did chopper ever cut the toes off that annoying prick after the show?

[blueninja6666]

the guy on the left is a total cock !

[mitcgrah]

brendon burns = not funny

[Razzzzzar]

that dickhead with the dumb arse laugh is the most annoying fucking runt!!

I'd like to offer Chopper one dollar and fifty cents to beat 17 shades of snot out of him. He just isn't worth any more than that.

[Prka01]

Hold on... that's the deal with the guy standing in the background? He looks like he eats babies for breakfast.

[zosozeppelin09]

chopper got owned.

[slimithy12]

go over to the philipines and bye a gook...lol

[davidcutting]

They guy on the left thinks he is wild, but its just borring. Hopefully he will fade out and only bore himself. I saw him die on stage in london and he had no idea why. Noisy and random talking does not make him wild, it just makes him a T W A T!

[tpinkERZ]

tell me your kidding, iv seen brendon burns performe like 4 times and every time the people in the crowd have been laughing so hard theyv been out of there seats :P

[schmookle]

hasnt brendon resided in the uk pretty much ever since this was finished?

[thispagesux]

what an annoying prick, chopper should have bitch slapped that dude!

[RavenFilth]

Jeez that brendon guy is fuckin annoying, Choppers more patient then I am, though the end was pretty funny.

[blaircottrell]

this is painful to watch, i rekon chopper was enjoying it as much as i was

[DocDawning]

Poor chopper, they're bein dicks to him..

[caminus]

I fucking love how all the comments supporting the racist cock get good votes but brendon is getting ripped. Go on you racist arse munchers!

[DocDawning]

@caminus I bet most people (like me) don't know a lot about Chopper. I thought he was just some guy who committed some ugly crimes.. But did his time... Is that a far cry from the truth?

[turbov6autocar]

chopper reid is just a wanna be criminal, fukin wanker, didnt you know he was put in jail for theft ? he didnt do any of that shit he reckons, like murder , torture , cutting toes off, hes full of shit , big guy who likes to talk tough,,,

[lawless691]

@turbov6autocar you like runnin your mouth dont you cunt your a fukin idiot for even contemplating that hes a fukin champ i believe the crimes he did hes a show pony but he is truthful your a keyboard monkey tossbag

[turbov6autocar]

@lawless691 your the toss bag u ignorant fucktard, you a fukwit just like chopper wanker reid and carl wannabe criminal williams..... i wasnt saying hes a champ u fukin faggot.

[KentAllard]

I'd have liked to of seen Eddie Bunker and Chopper go head to head

[lawless691]

i hope chopper had a word to him after fuker prob gets bashd all the time

[polkafrenzy666]

brendon is a fucking cunt id kick his ass

[DerangedDrew]

Whos that crazy tattooed cunt behind ol chop chop???

[goanfurslf]

Brendan Burns - there's a no talent dickhead if ever I saw one !!!

[duffdeluxe]

fake laugh

[aussiemelbguy]

wat a little cockhead mate mark shoulda taken him out the back and givien him a belting who is that knob jockey fair dinkum!

[andybarnes20]

the bloke with the bander would get fuck up by him he would turn his head off his shoulder

[thizzzzzzn]

wel hitler was honest LMAO

[felixfearnley]

what a waste of 3 minutes

[nilhilist1]

that brendon is not funny at all, i bet chopper beat the shit out of him after, i wud of!

[iBoX96]

chopper is not cool hes a criminal that would bash you if he felt like it.

[weepaul666]

Brendon just isnt funny. Just annoying as fuck

[coldrockdaspot]

@weepaul666 what a dickhead, I don't think Mark thought much of him, fucking shut up said it all.

[sandjuice2012]

@weepaul666 thats what makes him sooo fucking funny

[weepaul666]

@sandjuice2012 Ive seen people do it better

[Awak666]

whats with the bouncer at the back of stage the strange looking mutha

[jeffy1221]

I think he is to stop chopper beatin on the little bitch next to him

[prize1]

brendon burns is a fuckin waste of skin. what a whopper!

[smeaglehead]

i think choppers thinking what the fuck am i doing here with these fuckheads

[davidcutting]

They guy on the left has nothing good to day. Like a spoilt child

[synkronyk]

Chopper has nothing to say here.

[alZiiHardstylez]

Chopper is a fucking legend, love the cunt, bloke on the left was annyoing but..

too true about the gooks, ahah

[stratman123]

I wish the guy in the bandana was half as funny as he thinks he is, then he'd be twice as funny as I know he isn't.

[3vegemite]

the guy on the left is fuckin' annoying. chopper is a legend!

[rossco1]

Chopper is a rat.......

[roloug95]

bendon is funny but he wont shut the fuck up why does he keep laughing like a little twat

[roddyboyno107]

tht guy on the left is shit and annoying

[chrisbrodz]

that guy on the left is dead now

[8past8]

brenden burns is a legend...

chopper is a national treasure haha

this was a great performance

[rossmethven2]

Reading the comments on this video made me feel like I had walked into a mental ward.

[sebbbo77]

That cunt of a comedian on the left should have his ball sack cut off for disrespecting Chopper.

[brad88ley]

Oh Yeh because Chopper Deserves to be Respected because he lead such a respectable life and no one should ever disrepect him.

You dumb Redneck Fuck!

[sebbbo77]

Chopper is a very respected member of the community producing books warning others on the "dangers" of crime.

How dare you disrespect chopper you fuckin smart ass CUNT.

[brad88ley]

Writing a book and Talking shit about how not to live your life does make up for a lifetime of wrongs you dumb fuckface cunt as if you respect a criminal lowlife murding piece of shit like him anyway! its wankers like him that make australia look like a bunch of stupid inbreeding hicks! but really that only happens in tasmania where that stupid idiot is from. and you wouldn't be sticking up for him if it was your family he murdered stole from assulted would you think about that you fucking idiot

[sebbbo77]

I reckon he's a top bloke.

Got nothing against the guy.

Crims getting rid of other crims.

Theres no harm in that??

Doing tax payers proud.

Doing the police proud.

Doing Society PROUD.

[synkronyk]

I think he'd probably be best described as a vigilante.

He wasn't out killing and stealing from people who weren't already in the underworld.

[polkafrenzy666]

@brad88ley i would fucking love to see you say that shit to his face

[jamesstone123]

@sebbbo77

he was a criminal, he stole shit. If he did anything BUT warn people on the danger of crime he would be back in fucking prison.

I also struggle to see how he is in any way funny ;S

[smeaglehead]

to jamesstone123

chopper took, not stole from criminals...and in thie video he is not trying to be funny. he is just on stage with two tryhard comedians answering questions. he is just a guest on stage.

[AbusiveRogue]

Chopper's a sick cunt. Get over it, faggot.

[twozey]

that laughn guy shud shut the f ck up

[rileydaydub]

choppa is gunna fukin shoot that cunt

[jamesarongray]

lol that was fucked

M.C James G

[calmackie]

Whos the guy on the left? I cant belive he wasnt punched, what an annoying little cunt.

[EMATURBO]

If you don't know who Brendon Burns is, poor you.

[dalondoner]

@calmackie brendon burns you wanker, hes twice as famous as chopper, no one knows who the fuck chopper is, brendon burns is on tv world wide

[subryn]

@calmackie i dont know the dude on the left.. but i can honestly say he has to be high on a pill.... watch how much water he drinks and cant shut up.

he's gotta be trippin on somethin man...

[Ceaaa22]

@subryn Yeah, he's high... or just a dickhead.

[weepaul666]

@calmackie Ive seen people do it better

[Tait011]

hes a big fucker!

[pooisgood123]

fuck yeh brandon burns is a fucking genious. all the dumb jingo idiots take themselves far to seriously. yeh lets all go get the fucking southern cross tattooed on our bodies. HAH

[Timcookie321]

the guy on the left is so retarded

[shovel20]

Hey smash the cunt

[jackchilli]

bredon burns is fucking awesome now!!! he's matured and his london show was hillarious

[domone77]

This silly Brendon needs to be told that he can't rip-off Rodney Rude's laugh for shit. Biggest dissapointment with this is that Tony or Chopper didn't knock the unfunny twat.

[gabeking07]

shit.. whats with brendon

[jimihendrix2006]

i think his good. every time he does that annoying laugh he takes away some of choppers ego

[mmbmfrntbm]

HOLY FUCK that cunt on da left needed to be macked the fuck out

[truestyleoutlaw]

macked? thats gay..

[mmbmfrntbm]

you're gay....

[fazehead]

Brendan Burns shows no respect to Chopper, who is much more funnier than he will ever be. Shoot the prick like Sam the Turk!!!

[viecus]

brendon should have had his ass kicked lol

[TarZan69lelenana]

booooooooorrring

[grobo1533]

that was sooooooooooo shit

[chessplayer1887]

whats up with the guy on the left's laugh, what a retard, idiot unfunny prick

[GOONZILLA92]

choppers a mad dogg!

[summ83]

oh fuck i wish chopper killed that guy on the left, what a fuckin wanker.

[Aardvarked88]

Anyone who thinks that guy on the left is funny must be a complete fucking retard

[xstevie666]

Aardvarked88, I'm assuming that idiot on the left IS Brendon Burns and on this occasion you're correct - he IS being an unfunny twat. Anyway, I guess this makes me a 'complete fucking retard' but if you get time check out some of his other stuff. To be fair I've only seen 1 of his shows and I apologise if you still find Brendon Burns to be a prick after seeing his other material but what I saw was honestly funny... clever too, believe it or not. Let me know if you find anything that you like.

[Aardvarked88]

I was talking about on this video, I guess I didn't make that clear.

[toothpik00]

he looked very fucking nervous to me... he sipped on that water quite a lot. I'd be nervous too standing next to chopper.

[Maxnickleblue]

terrible.

[swilljunior]

god i wish chopper had just nutted the guy !!!! what a prick !!!!

[dstacey102]

this could have been good, just get rid of the guy on the left.............shut up prick!!

[MrKingston4life]

this was fucking retarded. whats buddy in the back for? to protect these guys from chopper? who is going to protect his tatooed toes if he gets mad at him?

[BigScottyH]

the guy on the left is fucking ace lol

[budapestv]

The guy on the left is a real dickhead.

[raduz123]

Dude in the bandana is a annoying dick.

[TheAirwano]

brendan is not funny at all!!!!!!! ronnie johns is funnier than the real chopper as well

[autofive]

chopper looks bored, and brendon is a prick - like the kid at school who disrupted the class 'cos he wanted attention.

[cheekyegg]

at what point is he 'fucking hilarious'?

[MrOolah]

if i was brendon i'd be worried ,chopper always knows where you'll be on christmas day...n thats where he'll get you...

[ih8allemos]

i'm not being honest i'm just telling the fuckin truth................. hahhahahhahahaha lol

[cheekyegg]

that cunt on the left should never be on camera. i feel sorry for the ozzies.all you need is chopper...not these other cunts

[t00sik]

that laughing cocksmoker isnt a comedians fuckhole. should have his toes drilled.

[MrOolah]

bolt cutters n a blow torch...just after he digs his own grave.....ELi in Liverpool uk

[MikeyHarvey2K6]

Brendon is jus been annoyin

[blazeaway187]

bet chopper wanted to skin that pathetic unfunny hyeena piece of shit get him chopper

[philyB08]

the guy with the tattoos is to protect them two idiots if chopper has enough of them

[mannybutch2]

Brendon is sooo nervous, he don't know when he is going to get a slap!!

But it's definitely on the cards!!

[LJMStirke]

if i was chopper i would add another notch on my people killed list,. that guy on the left is the most anyoying twat ever...screw it wheres the shotgun I do it myself lol

[gnarkill87]

"i'd take legal action" lol, mark "chopper" read is way funnier than those two other cunts.

[kurtzlich]

I dont get it.. aussie humour?? Chopper is cool tho