The Bachelor Chow Experiment

[eastcoaster54]

Dear god man , get it together , get out there and make a change, if ur gonna yack about it. Also chack out MY vid on pickle / onion OMLET , The secret ingrediant ... ketchup !

[lifer013]

No you POS the former prez caused the recession, it takes about 4 years for anything that drastic to change. Wonder why were slowly climbing out now? No wonder your a bachelor, you're ignorant and fat. The hospital standard I was referring to was our current one trust me if ObamaCare does go through I wouldn't be allowed to turn you away no matter how much I hate ignorant white entitled Americans like urself. Why dont you stop eating dog food and join the Army. Oh wait they have standards.

[tyeporter]

@lifer013 no wonder you blindly love the current occupant of our White House, in spite of reality and facts.

You're a racist just like he is.

Lemme guess, you attend Rev. Wright's church as well?

Black Panther?

Brotherhood?

Moslum?

LOL - all the same, you're just an ignorant racist who denies reality and lives in your "obama is the messiah" bubble.

[lifer013]

YOU SUCK!!! recession? our current president made the recession? I cant wait for your bloated carcass to wash up in my hospital and we turn you away because your insurance card doesn't fit our hospital standard. I will laugh at your sodium filled corpse.

[tyeporter]

@lifer013 yes, the current occupant of our White House caused this depression. And if all goes well, your "hospital standard" will be ruled illegal soon and obamaCare will be repealled!

[xxhennersxx]

i wanna see you eat dry food. No milk or anything.

[tyeporter]

@xxhennersxx - oddly I got a ton of requests for this.

But my answer remains, "Uh-no!"

LOL

[xxhennersxx]

@tyeporter At least a beggin' strip! :P If I recall bachlor chow from futurama it's just dry food. Why'd you stop the experiment after 3 days?

[RondoRaven]

Hmm I wasn't aware there was a safe wet food that was safe for human consumption. But honestly the red Meow Mix is a satisfying snack

[tyeporter]

LOL

Not sure cat food can be stomached!

Purina actually said that while they don't recommend it, it's safe for human consumption.

I was actually thinking of buying a few for the company Christmas party!

[RondoRaven]

No, I mean the dry stuff. Little X shapes

[charmedmelodies]

I've always wondered if that stuff tasted good... but I certainly wouldn't eat it myself haha.

[tyeporter]

LOL - it was great!

[rfburnhertz]

I don't know Porter... it looked like you were having a hard time getting it down sometimes.

[tyeporter]

LOL

Trust me, the chicken is FAR better than the beef.

This stuff is actually pretty good.

Hey - maybe the kiddos can switch to this stuff, it'd be far less expensive having a house full of kiddos eating people chow, yeah?

:D

[greensatva]

wow tyeporter! The economy&state of this country's worse b/c of the new "President",but u didn't have 2take it2 this level! Eating dog food?!(no matter how tasty it is to you!)I know dog food here's much fancier than back in my country,where dogs get left overs! But that was Drastic! Don't u have good farmers markets where you live?U can buy produce that's less expensive than those at super stores,& put the effort into your health! If we all did that, health care would be A LOT less of an issue.

[SimplyMelissa101]

I just wanna know two things...  1. how much time have you spent in the restroom after eating that crap and 2. did it make your hair shiney?

[tyeporter]

1) None

2) My coat is feeling pretty soft and looking really shiney right about now!