Glorious Original Roast Coffee

[Gunslinger78]

Tried to give it up, lasted 3 days.

Now I drink more than ever...

Go figure...

[JustStuff]

It takes 42 coffee beans to make an espresso :P

[mercury4000]

THAT IS AWESOME! What if you put 84? Will your brain go into overdrive?

[waathana]

Nope, you'll just have a double espresso.

Actually, on second thoughts, kinda yes. Your brain would as mine has. See I have access to 18kg of coffee beans weekly, what with my prestigious employment in a fancy-shmancy cafe. Jealous?

Weird video, nice editing and makes me feel like a nice strong shot of espresso over a scoop of ice cream.

[Killface9]

Caution, nowhere is the word 'dosage' printed anywhere on the side of the can of coffe. That's what coffee does.  It's dosing the brain with a powerful and addictive drug.

Mood altering chemical #1. Caffine.

[mercury4000]

very true. Thanks for bringing it up =)

[LOVExPiNKx3]

that was scarying me

alot. i kinda am freaked out. and having nightmeres now. about coffe. jk! i would be creeped out if i didnt like coffee!

[mercury4000]

hee hee it is YUMMY!

[siscorskiy3]

LOL is that a tourniquet for injecting COFFEE??

[mercury4000]

LOL!!! YES! That is what it represented, REALLY it is just a YouTube sweatband! lol. You have quite the eye =) Lots of people didn't notice much.

[Surfacemaybehot]

It all makes sense now. I always wondered why these things happen to me and now I know. I will let the beaver know immediately. Hope it goes around the surface to assure all species know about this.

[mercury4000]

lol =)

[DeXimE]

Weirdesism mixed with Caffeinism! ;P

Loved it, coffee FTW!

[mercury4000]

thanks! lol the coffee made me do it!

[Shar0ne]

haha I saw Ajax! I feel almost as good about coffee too, but only my Starbucks kind. but you are crazily happy about coffee so I guess it is a drug for you :D I liked the music & the sped-upness

[mercury4000]

lol! thanks =)

[SirIsaacNewton]

Oh man, I need some of that... hah, hah.

Beautifully executed, Gigi.

You can come to our coffeeshop and we can visit.

[mercury4000]

OH MAN that would be cool!!!! And I would bring my own mug too =)

[SirIsaacNewton]

yeah, they give you a discount.. hah, hah.

Drinking coffee from your mug taste better.

Oh can you also make those facial expressions? People may laugh at you but that's OK.

[mercury4000]

I can give it a shot! =)

[BON51]

Yes, yummy, yummy coffee! I too have a strong affection for that brown stuff, but not, I think, as strong as the affection you have for the java!

[mercury4000]

yay! =)

[Azzaelea]

The only thing that would've made this video complete was the clown flipping pancakes in slow mo (which would've made no sense in context, but added to the weird factor.. I don't like clowns).

[mercury4000]

DAMMIT where are you when I plan these things? lol!

[P102AB]

ahhhhhh.....the first coffee porn on youtube.......very seductive gigi, made me very hot and bothered.....for some coffee !!!!

[mercury4000]

LOL! coffee porn! hahahah! OMG maybe I SHOULD!

[Rocketman16]

I went decafe about a year ago and I have never been the same :(

[mercury4000]

oh no! Well actually most likely better off! This stuff is like poison! =)

[Alphacat]

girl you are too much LOL

[mercury4000]

lol! thanks! hee hee

[mephigog]

25 comments and nobody has asked you to sit on their face yet?

[mercury4000]

lol! no! No such luck! hahaha

[kiddsock]

Coffee! I like Coffee!!!

[mercury4000]

yay! me too! oh you are too awesome!

[madeye0]

Looks like it was shot by Darren Aronofsky, nice. :))

[mercury4000]

Oh WOW! That is a huge honor! Thank you =)

[mindyslove]

omg...... i just love you........i dont need coffee in the morning i just need ur crazy vid.

[mercury4000]

lolol thank you so much =)

[visiblemode]

Juan Valdez has watched this video 97 times so far today...and it should be remembered....he doesn't sleep.

[mercury4000]

lol! who is juan and where can I get a fabulous hairdo like he has? mogogogogogogoooo

[MaMaButterfly2007]

great stuff! :D

5*****

[mercury4000]

thank you so much =)

[scragglyannie]

Hahha, awesome! Very 'Requiem for a Dream'

[mercury4000]

OMG!! you are the ONLY person so far that 'got' what I was trying to pay homage to! nice! =) I got to get in my red dress and gold shoes to celebrate now! lol

[jweinrub]

I was thinking a bit more Takashi Miike when he directed the movie Audition.

[mercury4000]

never saw that movie!

[jweinrub]

Audition is about a widower who lives with his son. So the widower goes to his friend who is a film producer who sets up a fake audition so he can find a girlfriend. He then finds this one who he likes, but she turns out to be something else. I don't want to give the whole thing away though. It's pretty creepy though.

[scragglyannie]

Hahah, best homage ever! Have you seen 'The Fountain'? it's by the same director, and it's AMAZING!

[mercury4000]

no! but OH MAN! I GOTTA SEE IT NOW!! I wish I had the guts to call in sick for work so I could go rent it now!!! lol!!

[jweinrub]

Darren Androfky is the one that directed both Requiem for a Dream and The Fountain just in case you got confused.

[visiblemode]

I *LOVE* how this turned out dude. Friggen awesome!

[mercury4000]

thanks!

[kiddsock]

Yeah you are not TOO Biased!! Sheesh!

It is BETTER than Friggen Awesome!

[mercury4000]

BUT is it better than PANCAKES AFTER NAP TIME? =p

[kiddsock]

Hmm tough call.

[mercury4000]

BUT is it better than PANCAKES AFTER NAP TIME? =p

[riverjustin]

You dont smile to much!! C is for coffee and coffee is for me:) Im not sure what I would do with out it!! Possibly break down and go and insane ahhhhhhhhhhh (screaming in my mind). I better not try it:)

[mercury4000]

lol! oh yeah I tried it once and I got ill. BAD! Now I just try and drink just a bit, but to stop completely would be awful!

[nicehotshower]

you are a FREAK! But you already know that!

Great editing! I liked the glow around you when you fell on that mattress.

I don't like coffee, I drink tea my dear...

[mercury4000]

thanks so much! yeah I LOVE tea! I like white tea and black tea best =) OOH And chamomile!

[kieransword]

wow that was so fucking weird. But i loved it anyway. It made my laugh, i never knew someone could love a dark brown insomia inducing drink so much!!!

Your still the coolest Gigi!!!

[mercury4000]

lol! Thanks! hahaha yeah weird to the max! lol

[Scyllissia]

I would NEVER have guessed you don't like that brand of coffee! You're the next Katharine Hepburn, no doubt.

[mercury4000]

lol! ooh, I love her  thanks! hee =)

[DaleATL2]

Love the freakishness! You are a spaztic editing goddess! :-D

faved

*hugs*

[mercury4000]

LOL! Thanks Dale! hee hee HUGS!!!!

[jweinrub]

One freaky video there!

[mercury4000]

yeah! lol, the hardest part was training my cat to walk backwards! lol =p

[jweinrub]

I seen my cat walk backwards a couple of times. There was one time he was went backwards fast cause at the time we had another cat (female) and those two didn't get along much.

[mercury4000]

LOL!!! Ha ha ha I love it when cats act nutty! Like one time I scared my cat by doing something with a plastic bag (by accident) and he got so scared he jumped in the air and spun around like 3 feet, did a kick off the wall and ran away like lightning! lol

[jweinrub]

That is funny. My cat would play around like crazy and then he would run off. I remember one time, one of my brother's aides from his high school gave him a plant. The cat would just keep chewing on it and my mother would tell him to stop. Anyway, the cat would still do it and then one day he decides to sit on it and look around like, "Ah this is very comfortable."

[Henckques]

Yup, coffee and drugs both result in the same hallucinating side effects.

Even some herbal teas can cause that to happen, especially the infamous absinth-influenced anise tea. No one's safe anymore!

... Then again, I'm just making up stuff.

Great work filming and editing! I like the "psychedelic" style it has, just like your Label Your Demise video. But then totally different. ;)

[mercury4000]

yeah! Teas like in the movie Zoolander! heheh. Thanks so much for the compliments! Glad you enjoyed it =)

[jweinrub]

Ever seen A Very Brady Sequel where the mother puts those mushrooms in the spagetti for her so-called first husband and he starts hallucinating as well?

[mercury4000]

No! Oh my gosh! That is crazy! Where did she get them and how the heck can you mistake those for anything but drugs? lolol!!! Oh Lady Brady, you crazy!

[jweinrub]

I think they were in his jacket pocket, I can't remember. I thought it was funny though how she didn't realize that they were not the type of mushrooms that one would normally eat. :)

[mercury4000]

AHA! I caught you! lol you are online right now! =p

[djplazma]

Fantastic editing and effects! Truly original and it almost made me WANT to drink coffee...and I don't like coffee!

[mercury4000]

LOL! thank you so much! heh heh. Well, we all have our thing! Before coffee I was into chewing on ice cubes... um... true story... BUT now that I type it.... it kinda seems weird!

[Triwood1973]

Freaky hallucinations!...Especially the cat walking backwards!

You've totally put me off coffee now! Haha!

[mercury4000]

LOL! YESSSSSSSSSS I have done my job! more for me! kidding =)

[Triwood1973]

A coffee joke for you Gigi!...

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

[Triwood1973]

Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says:

"HEBREWS"

[mercury4000]

LOL!!!!!!! Oh man ! hee hee! =)

[UtubiaPresident]

Loved it. But I must recommend moderation. ;7)

[mercury4000]

VERY true! =)

[thegreencoat]

i feel decaffeinated...

[mercury4000]

LOL! =p

[crescendo2020]

Wow, first to view your video, I feel very lucky. Great job.

[mercury4000]

thanks! I had fun =) COFFEEEEEEE!