I won't accept a substitute, subsidiary, or condensation. Precipitation either. I'm like the master of large words, ruling all up in this dictionary-hood, bequeathing this boy as the Holy Soldier of my freakin' awesome God-Country to lead us to cool-guy-war against the legions of Dave wish-we-were peeps who want to be dropping ill beats, unaware that this Dave drops the ill beats so hard that I throw up violently whenever I hear his sick tunes.
i had a dream last night that i met you and cortex in real life, and we were a slightly overweight ginger kid with slicked back hair, and glasses. And cortex was a skinny indian kid with a bowl cut.
14 people got their headphones broken by this.
Blazikenpwnsyou 3 weeks ago
Too much screaming. X/
Blazikenpwnsyou 3 weeks ago
Can you please tell me how you do this! I wanna try and make one :)
redback3 1 month ago
This si thed best on off them all.
TheShameofaNation 1 month ago in playlist More videos from TheStolken
i havent laughed this hard in a long time my SIDes
takethelemons 1 month ago
720p? High quality?! This is BLASPHEMY!
StatisticalError82 2 months ago
@StatisticalError82 High Quality on Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff is the same as putting a DVD into a VCR.
TheStolken 2 months ago 15
Was there any reason for choosing that particular tune, "Bonnie Dundee"? It's one of my favourite ever songs~ <3
CrinkleCutBeatroot 2 months ago
I am laughing so hard that I'm not making any noise XD
xKoraxAyomex 2 months ago
GOOD LARD
JESUS DICK
AMEN
O2Eater 2 months ago
This is an accurate representation of Sunday School in my community.
...I wish.
ShyScissors 2 months ago
JESUS DICK!
GOOD LARD
A CLOSTER INSPECTION
HE TURTS AROUND
SandvichParty 2 months ago
Tate.. WTF!?
JamEWZ 2 months ago
So which of them is Sweet Bro and which one is Jeff?
Parkerkun 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
@Parkerkun
Sweet bro is the one in the red shirt
Jeff is the one in blue
Tubzbuster 2 months ago
Voice acting 10/10
MutisijaMirror 2 months ago
You are some kind of saint.
Marshmallowgun 2 months ago
Shit I can't stop laughing omfg
colinception 2 months ago
Please. Marry me.
AzuraiTemcev 2 months ago
Jesus Dick gets me everytime
northatlanticjewel 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos 19
@northatlanticjewel Jesus Dick followed by the hilariously crazy scream gets me every time xD
KillerPassifist 1 month ago
jesus dick holy sHTI
mischiefinmonochrome 2 months ago
god daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmn
Efeff1988 2 months ago
still shit
Dante3o3 2 months ago
that is one hell of a church bell
eviltube1111 2 months ago
Why can't I stop watching this
CaptainJetScent 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
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Strelok3700 2 months ago
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
MrGamzee 2 months ago 9
God, why is this so hysterical?
VintageBalderdash 2 months ago
i am fucking screaming oMG
SimmyPVPserver 2 months ago
god
Aukodoll 3 months ago
I can't Like this hard enough.
AzrialMarburius 3 months ago
What the fuck just happened to my brain?
Kidzilla99 3 months ago
WROG!
SHad0wnight9 3 months ago
ALL OF THE HEADCANON!
SubvertInvertAvert 3 months ago
This is Dave's voice.
I won't accept a substitute, subsidiary, or condensation. Precipitation either. I'm like the master of large words, ruling all up in this dictionary-hood, bequeathing this boy as the Holy Soldier of my freakin' awesome God-Country to lead us to cool-guy-war against the legions of Dave wish-we-were peeps who want to be dropping ill beats, unaware that this Dave drops the ill beats so hard that I throw up violently whenever I hear his sick tunes.
This is Dave's voice.
darkghor 3 months ago 36
I'm not following you here...
TheStolken 3 months ago 10
@TheStolken It's an irony. I understand the idea of this comment, but everybody else does not.
Ironically. Since one would expect me to WANT others to understand it.
Just pulling a Dave. XD
darkghor 3 months ago
OH GOD THE PAIN WHAT XD
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DisfunctionalMisfunc 3 months ago
oh god what is air
SupahWeegeeman 3 months ago
DONG!
Solluxphilia 3 months ago
This is Dave's voice.
This is how he speaks.
GrychoFilms 3 months ago
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GrychoFilms 3 months ago
this is not how i interpreted sbahj at all holy cow
KevinAckeral 3 months ago
HE TURTS AROUND
d1i2n3o4s5a6u7r 3 months ago
That was really good.
SoyLlamaful 4 months ago
infinitely better then McMANGOS
MrRandomTuxAlt 4 months ago 3
obvioubly NOT OBVIOUSLY you hideous cock. still that screamin gis nise :o)
Ichimaru93 4 months ago
i LOVE your screaming. :D
sekushiiAri 4 months ago
The screaming at the end is awesome.
iLikeChiptune 5 months ago
240p for real men
1337soldiahs 5 months ago
got to church DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
trockolos 5 months ago
SUBBED.
buggy715 5 months ago
SUBBED.
buggy715 5 months ago
this is quite entertaining.
kittyxpowerx12 5 months ago
Do the stairs one!
badboys5612 5 months ago
JESUS DICK WUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
fireflies207 5 months ago 4
FREAKING AWESOME.
Demonfox343 5 months ago
This was one of the best Trolling videos ever. :D
JojoMonReturns91 6 months ago
that sream
is the best sream erver
!!!!!!!!!!
SupaCakez 6 months ago
Because. Fuck you, thats why
CobbelStown 6 months ago
LMFAO AFTER JEUS DICK!!!!!
thatkid0000able 6 months ago
0:30
obvioubly*
billybobfred0 6 months ago
JESUS DICK MY EARS
PR05TR33T 6 months ago
i am giggling like a little girl
BlockisticStudios 6 months ago
told you about chorch bro
Stretchypantsmaster 6 months ago
are you gpod
BlockisticStudios 6 months ago
240p for best effect.
And yes, this is much funner than mcmagno's version.
Cooltuber453 6 months ago
i like yours better than mcmango's c: his are too...fljdagjfhfg.
DoomInACup 7 months ago
>after seeing mcmangos's shitty one
you so trollin
AntonioSegali 7 months ago
Although I find Microsoft Sam to be their true voice, your rendition works quite nicely as well!
Ichimaru93 7 months ago in playlist New favorites.
JESUS DICK
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Wireless1016 7 months ago
Absolute fucking brilliance.
PrinceWatercress 7 months ago
When "(he turts around..)" it sounds like a cat. :v
SakkidattaHydra 7 months ago
240p for real men.
WingZero1828 8 months ago
Why does this have hd
AnimeOtakuSan 8 months ago 11
Because I can.
TheStolken 8 months ago 62
PLEASE. I WANT YOU STOLKEN.
SpineJ 8 months ago
1 is hella jeff
3 is the turning around
4 is pr8ying wrong
5 is spection WROG
6 is no look fuck
7 is look no
8 is ok yo'ure o8vio8ly doing this just to PISS ME OF
9 is DICK
olly33333 8 months ago
doesnt your throat ever hurt from this
IMMAPIGMASK111 8 months ago
Ha no.
TheStolken 8 months ago 6
@TheStolken
Continuing to use @ when replying.
Trogdorbad 6 months ago 4
too straight to.
TheStolken 6 months ago
JEWS
Trogdorbad 6 months ago
daily dose
MrChocobro 8 months ago
I know you're not gay, but I love you. : ^ y
MrAsianadam 8 months ago
I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE EAR RAPE BRO
I TOLD YOU
TheAkatsuki357 8 months ago
got to churchDOOOOOOOONG
foxskywalker64 8 months ago
My ears are bleeding and I love it!
Veninax 9 months ago
This is probably the most amusing ear-rape I've ever experienced. Or maybe the least terrible. Whichever you prefer.
JustUZF 9 months ago
R.I.P. headphone users
BlackZero98 9 months ago
im the 1000 viewer bitchez
deathgodthekiller 9 months ago
Your voice and mic quality are PERFECT FOR THIS
MrShemaleable 9 months ago
Holy shit this is amazing.
inkiw 9 months ago
Playing this at 5 in the morning while your family is asleep at full blast is fun
gali32731 9 months ago 71
You should narrate all the SBAHJ comics, this is fucking amazing.
Xurydoz 9 months ago 90
8x better
Zancoth 9 months ago
You are the best at these
Drick9 9 months ago
Better than McMangos.
TheCayogMagor 9 months ago
very good as always
MakeofVideos 9 months ago
mcmangos was better
dndepisode67 9 months ago
He has to edit audio to scream.
Pussy ass btich
TheStolken 9 months ago
@TheStolken so :V
dndepisode67 9 months ago
Real men fucking scream.
TheStolken 9 months ago
@TheStolken SBaHJ= real men
yeah, you're right.
dndepisode67 9 months ago
I know I'm right.
TheStolken 9 months ago
@TheStolken You do realize McMangos stole the voices from some other guy, don't you?
Nimbi64 9 months ago
@TheStolken >implying that I made the audio
McMaNGOS 8 months ago
implying your video still isn't bad.
TheStolken 8 months ago
@TheStolken sweet bro and hella jeff video adaptations are SERIOUS FUCKIN BUSINESS..........
McMaNGOS 8 months ago
Response to McMangos
TheCaledioScope 9 months ago
JESUS DICK
RenPartycat 9 months ago
i had a dream last night that i met you and cortex in real life, and we were a slightly overweight ginger kid with slicked back hair, and glasses. And cortex was a skinny indian kid with a bowl cut.
unclesam6 9 months ago
@unclesam6
you're half right
TheSwimbound 9 months ago
@unclesam6 You got the exact look of me, hold me.
xXIBANNANNAIXx 9 months ago
i guess it suppose to be funny
yaktr12 9 months ago
Yeah well at least I'm not gay.
TheStolken 9 months ago
@TheStolken good to know
yaktr12 9 months ago