What I love about rolling news is that they're covering a funny story at the same time as something serious, check out the scrolling news at 4.30. fits right in.
@lSaif I preferred him in Not Going Out with Lee Mack cos his jokes fit in to place and seem relevant. I think his stand up gets a bit tiring with all his one-liners cos there's only so many links you can use like 'I said to X the other day...' or 'I was walking down the street...'
@LeighTakeTwo george carlin,bill hicks richard pryor and frankie boyle proper comedians and i'd put bernard manning in there aswell this xmas cracker jokes,if he told me one of those jokes i would slap him purple
@TheNoonwah I can believe that. Violence as a response to your expectation that the world owes you something, it is a very common reaction these days. If you don't like Tim Vine's act don't click on a link with his nothing but his name on it in order to tell people that you don't think he's funny because if you do then nobody is laughing with you, they're laughing AT you. Numpty.
@MartinJWillett i didn't think it could be done but your more boring than tim vine,i clicked on this because i heard he won best joke,if your happy with mediocrity crack on,"numpty"? are you tim vine? i dont mind him in not going out but lee mack carrys that,anyway thanks for your retort its good to know whats going on in middle england.
@TheNoonwah You don't understand the difference between the funniest joke, the funniest act and a worthwhile act. We get that. Stupidity is a personal handicap, please don't make it a public tragedy.
You don't think Tim Vine is funny. We get that. We don't agree and we don't care. Why are you making this about you? Nobody cares who you are or why you think your opinion matters to anybody. Get over yourself Mr The.
funny
TheTomhamilton8 2 months ago
Velcro - What a rip off!!
GER08ify 2 months ago 5
This video is dubbed worse than the Chinese Dynasty
ewanmcfadyen 2 months ago 13
This video is dubbed worse than the Chinese Dynasty.
ewanmcfadyen 2 months ago 3
not funny at all
onezeroxxx 3 months ago
I wanted to hear Simon's joke.
MrGreveson 3 months ago 3
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In short tim vine, is........ shit.
mcooley88 3 months ago
@mcooley88 i think that's kinda the point, kinda like christmas cracker jokes, so bad and cheesy that they work
liamjd1 3 months ago
What I love about rolling news is that they're covering a funny story at the same time as something serious, check out the scrolling news at 4.30. fits right in.
supadapag1 3 months ago 2
I did not really find it too funny.... Most jokes on Mock of the week are funnier... =S
lSaif 3 months ago
@lSaif thats why theres more then one comedian on the planet, everyone has a different sense of humour :)
jubwervouk 3 months ago
@lSaif I preferred him in Not Going Out with Lee Mack cos his jokes fit in to place and seem relevant. I think his stand up gets a bit tiring with all his one-liners cos there's only so many links you can use like 'I said to X the other day...' or 'I was walking down the street...'
crazypianolady 3 months ago
she blatantly fancies him
12345l6789 5 months ago 7
499 and still not that funny
n2488 5 months ago
FLAG HIPPO. Nuff said.
iRobb94ii 6 months ago 2
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Edinburgh's lovely - have you seen it at night!? LMAO!
anunkindnessofravens 6 months ago
i bought a book on reincarnation the other day. cost me five grand.....well,you only live once.
24031965GAV 7 months ago 6
Velcro - what a rip off...
fuzzface100 7 months ago
One arm butlers, they can take it but they can't dish it out!
LiamAllison93 7 months ago 3
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tim vine is about as funny as testicular cancer
TheNoonwah 7 months ago
@TheNoonwah Well, you obviously have no sense of humour.
LeighTakeTwo 7 months ago
@LeighTakeTwo george carlin,bill hicks richard pryor and frankie boyle proper comedians and i'd put bernard manning in there aswell this xmas cracker jokes,if he told me one of those jokes i would slap him purple
TheNoonwah 7 months ago
@TheNoonwah I can believe that. Violence as a response to your expectation that the world owes you something, it is a very common reaction these days. If you don't like Tim Vine's act don't click on a link with his nothing but his name on it in order to tell people that you don't think he's funny because if you do then nobody is laughing with you, they're laughing AT you. Numpty.
MartinJWillett 6 months ago
@MartinJWillett i didn't think it could be done but your more boring than tim vine,i clicked on this because i heard he won best joke,if your happy with mediocrity crack on,"numpty"? are you tim vine? i dont mind him in not going out but lee mack carrys that,anyway thanks for your retort its good to know whats going on in middle england.
TheNoonwah 6 months ago
@TheNoonwah You don't understand the difference between the funniest joke, the funniest act and a worthwhile act. We get that. Stupidity is a personal handicap, please don't make it a public tragedy.
You don't think Tim Vine is funny. We get that. We don't agree and we don't care. Why are you making this about you? Nobody cares who you are or why you think your opinion matters to anybody. Get over yourself Mr The.
MartinJWillett 6 months ago
@MartinJWillett you obviously do care mr willet or you wouldn't take it so personally
TheNoonwah 6 months ago
@TheNoonwah Well then go get testicular cancer and laugh yourself back to health. It's the best medicine apparently
deveaux77 2 months ago
Time : "I went to Sooty's BBQ and had a Sweep Stake."
Hahahah!! Classic!
littlemissjaded12345 8 months ago
@mauricemoss666 It's a Tim Vine quote. Calm down.
costa020 10 months ago
'you know what it's like when you open an oven...'
'I quite like it'
Women ay?
Js5s141 11 months ago 3
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tim vine is shit and I am right and every one else is wrong (obviously. Otherwise I wouldn't bother commenting about it).
costa020 1 year ago
you know what's like when you open an oven..
yousurfer2 1 year ago
I think she farts at 3.00, shes like, i think i will waft it that always works.
DANNY001209 1 year ago 35
I think the news roll about us getting the world cup is just as funny
neddington 1 year ago
This video is like the Bismarck- badly synced.
a1024s 1 year ago 11
His jokes are the best and so is he.
stuartmcgregor14 1 year ago 5
LOVE Tim Vine! Wish he'd come to the U.S.!! Although, I don't think he'd be appreciated!
usblueflyer 1 year ago
I love him! ;D <3
All his jokes are amazing!
RedheadReaction 1 year ago 3
This coffee's hot
0wls2k 1 year ago
@0wls2k lmao
Sophageddon 1 year ago
Hilarious!
melodyworks 1 year ago
I think Tim must have invented window sills, because he is a total ledge.
VinnieAndZach 1 year ago 92