Message to Anonymous Subgenius

[datasoluble]

"Bob" cannot abide any competing mind control cults.

[whoischillys]

Ordained Minister Chilly S reprezent! Give me SLACK or give me DEATH!

[Afdb27]

lol, and a little philip k. dick miixed in.

[Afdb27]

lol, wow. this is all makes me think of a blending of of HGttG and parody cult based religions.  wow, all i gotta say out loud is "wow...." so long and thanks for all the fish.

[isaactaylor08]

@Afdb27 I heartily agree, and remember....Don't Panic!

[elidie123]

How do i get to be a member, and will i get rich?

[misterwackydoodle]

@elidie123 yes yes and yes. just send me 35 dollars for more information.

[TribalAlienGothic]

This is the Real Quantum Digital Bob !

[pchalas]

Praise be to Bob!!!

[zeitguy311]

WOW i'm really trippin balls here 

[missopan]

Yeah man.. I can see this in front of me, i real genuine, longbearded, slobby, toothmissing redneck with a Bob Dobbs trucker cap reciting this down by the bayo down somewhere New Orleans, by the alligators with a bear in his hand reciting Bobs wisdom,..

[missopan]

Embrace Bob, consive your own spirit with Bobs love and bring upon youself; The slack.. In slack we trust.

[FyrVakt]

Oh, great nipples.

[JonesArmandoHoward]

Bob is gay and I think he died of AIDS in 1992 next to the BATS building and I think the Sons of the American legion sold his corpse to pedo bear...

This is like the we got kicked out of church and now can't go to church for crimes against something that doesn't exist, and because I am a coward (paraphrasing for the SubGenuis') and need to be part of something stupid I need a bible so when they find my old and useless body alone and dead in my room they no I was Retarded...

I like the pipe tho'

[ModernTartarus]

What the hell did I just watch...

[zackaria36]

ha ha.......perfect sence.

[ardrigal1]

Praise Bob!

[Joyandblissniss]

HA Ha ha ... ... Bob Spongpants is our god.

[Thahksis]

nigga's trollin'

[Manjeegus]

There has been a schism within the church! BobAllah is the true bob. SufistIslamoBob!

[MaxTperson]

Praise Bobanymous Heresy ! Praise it ! ....pRaise " !

Slack and False slack From same pla-stick wrapping of In-Fection ! Let the pinkboys and pinkbellas choose from unchoosable.

Wool of Bob over my own ayes... ah... yess.... the ParaMount-ing Pinkling all over. Tak my hand to your heart, and keep it, it was a bad hand anyways.

[LordAvoc]

All Hail Bob Dobbs!

[DJ13Francis]

Livin' in the Weird Times since 97' bitches!

[emmetwebster]

Praise Him and His Saintly Foibles!

[mischivuschris]

this video shows the work of indoctrination. you have slandered what the goal of Anonymous is; pure, brainwash-free freedom

[RandomNinjaOfEvil]

Fweh, fnord.

[Rrrrobbo]

praise bob

[Replayability]

What is the Harmony cartridge and how does it relate to SubGenius?

[LauraSeabrook]

AMEN BRO!

[feloniousbutterfly]

WELCOME TO ZOMBO COM

[BlueStateChronicle]

Inviting 4CHAN to an X-Day is like letting Charles Manson chaparone prom night.

[scarletrhubarb]

@BlueStateChronicle how do you mean?

[soundperspectives]

Why Do you ask Questions that you already know the answer to???

[steventherunner]

i just stumbled upon this and im pretty confused

is bob something that people think is rediculous as a religion but respect some of his theories or is it more of a big joke

or what?

[lennonvideo]

@steventherunner The answer is Yes and a suffusion of Yellow.

[steventherunner]

@lennonvideo .... son of a bitch i still dont know anything about subgenius

[lennonvideo]

@steventherunner Let Rev. Suzi the Floozie give you a sermon.. Cheers! radio4all{DOT}net/index.php/pr­ogram/52104

[NTGforME]

@steventherunner the subgenius is the best church we believe in slack, a senses of humor WORSHIP J R BOB DOBBS

[MajestyOvTheNightSky]

@steventherunner and it plays on that, and makes you love it even more...

[1dread2dread]

Read the SubGenius psychlopedia of slack The BoBliographon. funny book. it will tell you allllllllllllll about subgenius.

[BLaCkKsHeEp]

@steventherunner

same here man. just stumbled onto this one, actually read a pink and black comic called "Unloved" and i felt the same way the guy in the comic felt towards the end. he was about to commit suicide because of all his misfortunes. the typical "outcast" that everybody loves to hate.

im just really fucking confused... and that's why it peaked my interest.

Who or what is Bob? what the fuck are they talking about in their site? what do they teach?

[omicronpersei88]

@steventherunner yes and no

[absolutelyfree1963]

@steventherunner It's a joke with many layers of truth and slack in it. Nice illustrations, too.

Also a great way to spend your money and in consuming, become poorer and hence less materialistic!

Your salvation is at hand.

Praise Bob the ultimate grifter.... (Shame on you Ivan! ;-P)

PS: Research Robert Anton Wilson and the subgenius website.

[1dread2dread]

likely a offshoot of Discordinanism. Discordianism is sometimes considered a parody religion, They use subversive humor to spread its philosophy & to prevent their beliefs from becoming dogmatic.because there is encouragement to form schisms it has been likened to Zen, Discordia is centered on the idea that both order & disorder are illusions imposed on the universe by the human nervous system, and that neither of these are anymore accurate or objectively true than the other.

[TWOhits6]

send ME ur money..ill see Bob gets it

[cmonpeeps]

They lied, oil and water do mix...just need to use a hockey puck.

[AChildMolester]

Bullcrap R us

[riserobot]

Give into your inner Yeti urges

[Zefvan]

Fnord!

‘Hail Eris, All Hail Discordia’ )|(

[anonymousfollower1]

praise bob!

[HighPriestofLemuria]

As always, the church's stance confuses me. Good thing I trust "Bob", cause I sure as hell don't understand him.

[JHVH1]

Suck my holy wieners anonymous!

[PaganLiberty]

Summa' dat ole' slack magic, baby!

[AlmightyCornhoolio]

make moar!

[sydferret]

Now they tell me.

[leftbanked]

But this is IRRELEVENT -'BOB' would Have Thought of this Many Aeons ago though,and would have even dreamed the Alien children who's parents bought this product from him later for a large sum.all during one micro second of a Frop Puff on his pipe,CUT SLACK FROM THIN AIR-HAIL'8O8'! ERIS-LovE 1234

[leftbanked]

a theory that UFOs May Be Alien Children Coming and Playing in our world via interdimensional toys that allow them too fly around in their minds eye

,like an interdimensional toy that sits in space or appears here in our world when they want to access it virtually ..,this could explain the nonsensical movements of the "ufo's"

[BlumoonNow]

lmao

[tomcornhole]

Like,"bob" IS Like anonymous,Like,the conception of the masK,behind whiCh Lie$ the truTh,Like,the message is Like to Like CONfuSe the con because everyone is wearing "bob" or anonymous masks,it's Like a comment on mindless social activism,the refracted pLasm spasming near the gibbering jeLL-O door,cLeansed of aLL perceptions,Like,you goTTa even kiLL "bob" and kiLL "V" to see what realLY be and then you just end up finding out in the end that 3-_(@$ mT&Y$=300

*&U% y7-_*&#6t

[triplehead]

HE got me !!

[argstudio]

Praise "Bob" and stop the nefarious erosion of our precious SLACK! Stop the pinks before it is TOO LATE! ARRRRGH!!

[Ragentor]

Anonymous misunderstood the whole point. They watched that crappy movie and thought that everyone looking the same means individuality and anarchy. Read the book V for Vendetta, it's quite different I assure you. The SubG Message is BE who you ARE and SCREW the CON. I think that Anonymous is a CON trick to make proto-SubGs into conforming twats.

[RobinDropping]

Like everything , eventually it gets hijacked by the CON. Why should Anonymous be any different?

[tomcornhole]

wo wo wo wo wo wo wo WOLWO

[iamanonwearelegion]

anoymous isnt about the v for vendeta mask as a thing, they just need to wear a mask to protect themselves from scientology, why not a vigilante mask. its about NOT beining individual actualy, anonymous gets saftey from its enemies in blending in to the pack of blank faces, and when the faces are off, they are safe to continue being an individual.

[misterwackydoodle]

@Ragentor wait, i thought that was bob? i am so confused. beam me up snotty!

[HomelandConspiracy]

Praise Bob!!! Slackocalypse

[joshgigantino]

Bob is love. In Slack we trust. Salvation or your money back!

[lennonvideo]

Praise be to Bob. For he has given to us a sandwich maker. Eat that sandwich for it is the flesh of Bob. And yea, drinketh from the cup of Diet Pepsi, for it is his blood.

[KentBarrett]

@joshgigantino TRIPLE your money back! Praise Bob!

[RedLightBulbs]

In "Bob" we trust.

[martymars]

Is this anti Illuminati/nwo or is this something else. I'm a little confused by it.

[lennonvideo]

Google Church of the Subgenius. It's the real fake UFO religion. Become an ordained minister for under fifty dollars.. Demand your Slack Today!

[lostinthelandoflies]

Is it the real fake? or the fake real? I am not sure...

[xxxslayerxxx666]

@lennonvideo how can it be a real fake UFO relgion....plus, i've never even heard of a UFO religion....but something can't be real and fake at the same time!

[LordShivasServant]

@xxxslayerxxx666 Do you STILL believe something can't be real and fake at the same time?

[xxxslayerxxx666]

@LordShivasServant why don't you give an example then?! prove me wrong(and i know you're laughing at me saying "wrong" because you're a smart ass that thinks just cause you say something ambiguous that leaves people stumped you are smarter because they can't debate an impossible statement, or answer a foolish question!

[LordShivasServant]

@xxxslayerxxx666 lmfao Chill out man. I was only asking you a question.

Now take a few deep breaths, and I'll suggest a concept to you. I don't want to "prove you wrong", that's what retarded monkeys do to eachother who can't see the meaning in all thought.

SubGenius and Discordianism = Fake religions. They're real because they're genuine, not because they're dogmatic or completely convinced of themselves.

Read a book called Principia Discordia, have a laugh at life and the Human condition.

[xxxslayerxxx666]

@LordShivasServant haha, that makes sense...and i'm glad to see that you are open minded to what all thoughts have to offer!

[LordShivasServant]

@xxxslayerxxx666 Sometimes I wonder if I really am open minded... maybe I wonder that because I'm too open minded.

[lostinthelandoflies]

Don't listen to them... join my cult ... it is more effective and much cheaper... send me $5 and I will reveal all... ;-)

[lennonvideo]

LOL.. I'll pay you $5 bucks if you'll just put your pants back on. Cheeky.

[lostinthelandoflies]

er..that actually costs $8.50 but sometimes when I am feeling charitable I have been know to offer a little discount.. ;-)

[McDonian]

scientology sucks!!!

[cookymonsterr]

Praise "Bob"! Fuck "Bob"! Kill "Bob"!

[BlumoonNow]

illuminati never die

[bavandongen]

Death to Bob!!!

[Chakrila]

praise BOB

[johnbstroud]

praise BOB for his message of slack. BOB has value all other religions are counterfeits and counterfeiters.

[fake2]

SLACK OFF and LIVE FREE!

[BSisFREEtruthCOSTS]

praise bob.......

I thank my bro for bringing me to you.

[JDMUHR]

Swanhearted, you must watch the video over and over again and you will eventually understand it.

[Swanhearted]

can somebody explain what this is about? i'm very confused...

[mcgrewrich]

Swanhearted, watch all 200 videos in my SubGenius Video Tape Barrage Sequence. You can find that 200-video playlist on my channel. Once you have seen all 200 videos, you will know EVERYTHING and you will never need to watch another video EVAR again. You will have MOAR SLACK while enjoying EPIC LULZ @ TEH CONSPIRACY. After watching those 200 videos, you can find even more SubGenius videos by searching YouTube for "subgenius", or better yet, do a Google Video search for more results.

[sausage4mash]

Hail BOB

[lennonvideo]

Hail!

[1HAETJ00]

Anonymous are young. New to the game, they understand little yet the spark of buddha nature burns brighter in them then most. We must forgive them for their ignorance, one day they will come into their own and inherit what is rightfully theirs. Thank you for the sermon, brother; There is much truth in it. Blessings upon you and upon our kind. Hail Eris, Praise "Bob"!

[nexus2xl]

Hail hail hail hail hail

Eris Eris Eris Eris Eris

[GruntyAssassin]

Why was this a video response to my video?

[lennonvideo]

Because Devolution is real. I see you recognize the Pink Boys and the Twits. The way you sounded in "Note to Self", I thought you might see the Subgenus in you trying to get out. Look for Bob, the intergalactic salesman. Anonymous can not tackle the CO$ UFO cult without Bob. Stand up to this wiggly world! Give the past a slip. It's not too late. Praise Bob in his divine ways. Demand Slack!!! All power.

[GruntyAssassin]

I have no idea what:

Devolution

Pink Boys

Twits

Bob

are.

If they are newfaggotry then that is why.

And also, if you didn't notice. There is a LOL TROLLED in the description plus on my channel, it says TROLLING IS FUN. DON'T YOU AGREE?

[lennonvideo]

Trolling Fun? Yeah! If you are lacking in the life category. That's when you need to look to Bob. The sermon says it all. An answer to your confused, yet profound Anon vid. Bob has given you the ticket. Take the ride. Don't despair! Slack is on it's way, for you! If you want it.

PRABOB

[GruntyAssassin]

You are no /b/tard if you don't think trolling is fun.

Just another protestfag.

[nexus2xl]

GruntyAssassin needs to lurk moar theologically

[AnonymousTwoPointO]

True that.

Especially if he admittedly knows not of:

Devolution

Pink Boys

Twits &

Bob

So we're newfag protesters!? Bwahahahah!! *Makes sound like a turkey*

Hail Eris. PRABOB. Long live the internets!

[WeWillWinAnarchy]

Trolling is only fun when it hurts authority and/or confuses the hell out someone/shatters the context of their reality.

[randomlaughingman]

You can only troll successfully if you are completely unaware of yourself. And that m'dear is the worst place you can be.

[crazy8sdrums]

One can troll quite successfully if they are aware of their fishermanly attitudes towards fish.

[randomlaughingman]

But to kid themselves on they are actually catching anything, means they have to be completely unaware of what they are really doing - how it looks to everyone else, watching. There's no pride in putting a thing on to get people's hate directed at you.

[xxxslayerxxx666]

@crazy8sdrums omg, lol, that is sooo fucking random dude, wtf!

[Eldritchard]

PRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAIIISSSSSSE BBBBOOOOOOOOOBBB

'makes noise like a turkey'

I demand my slack back

Hail eris

[lennonvideo]

U need Slack. Look to Bob. The Real, Fake Sci-Fi Cult, Scilon.

[civilianfox]

what?

[toolhead235]

Hail Eris!

[ghostian76]

True Masterpiss... Praise BOB, Down with the Pinks.....

[chukcanuk]

This is truly a slackful work. Praise Bob eh!

[justjohnjj]

Upstartling!

Now we must all! To the Brushwood Fawkes-Lore center!

[lennonvideo]

Yoiks! And Away!

[modemac]

The ease (and speed) in which you put this together is astounding! Praise "Bob!"

[lennonvideo]

Thanks for the inspiration!!! Your "ETERNAL SALVATION OR TRIPLE YOUR MONEY BACK." brought me great Lulz!

[NDN056]

Great job Lennon! I proud to have been part of it. Raymond Lafferty

[lennonvideo]

It was a helluv a sermon Ray! Long live TMKOBD!

[revstang]

GREAT SERMON! Excellent art choices! Congratulations on a giant gland job well done in a medium where that's rare.

[lennonvideo]

Thanks Rev! It's an honor!