Mount & Blade Warband Adventures w/ Kootra - Episode 15

[lordofpwning1]

i know its useless to say anything but kootra i think when u are outnubered you should reteat

[ghjgdjgyd]

can any1 help me i forgot how to do the coughed lance shit

[IAmChuckNorris11]

You're more addictive than heroine

[CobraJaws98]

NO MY SHAMPOO DOES NOT DRY OUT MY HAIR LET ME WATCH THE VIDEO!

[BrienaSkysong1]

Sparring practice!



[MrSandwichBiznich]

Hmmm...he wants to cleave a guy so he puts away his war cleaver and pulls out his pole axe...

[MrSandwichBiznich]

Well, Kootra, horses tend to be healthy as horses and you are not a horse

[MakonianLuv]

You forgot to command your troops to charge for about 3/4 of that fight Kootra :P They were just shooting and standing around ;D

[noobnoob121]

@MakonianLuv he cant he is using his laptop

[kwokers96]

@noobnoob121 Then how did he command his troops to hold their position...

[rssucksbawels]

bullet cam lol

[ecpigman132]

I hate watching people play so stupidly

[Deathbringer3557]

@ecpigman132 Don't watch then :P

[AQJoker]

@ecpigman132 he never said he was mlg if u dont like dont watch

[DanElectro327]

@AQJoker actually he is always saying he is mlg

[coooldonkey]

kootra you are a terrible strategist

[loch157]

@coooldonkey

and thats what makes this entertaining

[Raven150000]

6:30-6:50 best speach ever!

[620dragonboy1]

when you lost you could of left that dude wasnt even from Sargoth

[theopsops2]

gosh you are stupid sometimes tell your damn troops to CHARGE when there all gathered in a bunch and not doing crap and learn to block

[UnkindxMoney]

@theopsops2 he will not read this. this video was from over 2 weeks ago

[chochicho4]

that was a good battle!

[rosiebelsmith]

haha dude you aim WAY too high with arrows

[Fishcustard7]

Sorry Kootra, but you sucked (atleast in this video) at the infantry tactics. You not only just watched while the Vaegirs died (your archers didnt hit shit) but when you tell them to hold their position, and the cavalry are in line with the archers, your archers get cut down

[KaiGamer]

@Fishcustard7 who cares if the Vaegirs died, they aren't part of the Nord kingdom.

[Fishcustard7]

@KaiGamer what does that have to do with anything? It doesnt matter what kingdom his troops are from, if they died, kootra is still fucked lol

[KaiGamer]

@Fishcustard7 but technically it is good for him cos that's less "enemies" for the future if he won ¬_¬

[Fishcustard7]

@KaiGamer Why was he helping them then?

[wolfbladefan]

@Fishcustard7 You guys do know that this is an old video. He won't even know. He has a better aspect of playing. It doesn't matter on skill. It matters on the commentary.

[Fishcustard7]

@wolfbladefan I know, its just hard to watch it and not say something

[rob3202]

u gotta usse retreat

[Vidgames123]

Your first ever soldiers the hire blades died in battle... Sad face they were brave sob

[TheWollypog]

you are the worst with physics haha.

[suspectedian24]

1 v12 no problem but 1 vs 2 u almost die lol

[TangyBrazilian]

can someone please help me!!!!!!!! i just bought this game from steam and everytime i try to play it it goes through the paradox scene then it goes through taleworld or what ever then it goes to a black screen then it goes to the desktop and says Mount&Blade: Warband has stopped working.  SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gamernerd21]

@TangyBrazilian re-download



[gamernerd21]

@TangyBrazilian or ur system may not be able to run it

[choonkiat61]

When you had like 1 health i was hoping a random arrow would hit you.

[Klox4Fame]

sometimes I think kootra's goes un-MLG on purpose.

[Lauzhino]

suuuuuuuuure



[panjango1]

nice teamtalk

[krokodil1234567]

I hate my subbox so.. fucking .. much :l

[maskedman09]

00:35 The exorcist?

[Mrshellboy2008]

kootra what you need to do to win battles easier is set up all ur archers on top of a hill tell your foot soldiers to charge and flank the enemy with ur horse men left or right....this should greatly reduce ur losses

[LegendMetallica1]

to change the axe from polearm to use as an axe press x

[chickenbutt450]

@TheDrunkiwi i didnt say calvery i said CLEARLY

[chickenbutt450]

why didnt u retreat

u were clearly out numbered

[wizard101jack]

why didnt you reload your saved file?

[iijeriichoiiwanabe]

should I buy assassins creed brotherhood or badcompany 2

[BananaMan141]

@iijeriichoiiwanabe both!!!!!

[Tuskanozak]

An axe as a polearm?!

[jason200912]

idk why u like to fight alone......i would always hide behind my soldiers

[SUPERGRASS1000]

Kootra what happened to Wrex? :(

[TheGamingWalnuts]

@SUPERGRASS1000 If you're talking about his cat, his Fiance is taking care of him while Kootra's away.

[MegaHellBlaze]

I would never play mount&blade warband on laptop since it be bit harder controlin the bow/arrow shot. D:

[nwbuf]

@MegaHellBlaze hes not using the touchpad

[swiftshunter]

EVIL FUNNY HAT PEOPLE!

[Waskeish]

seriously let the horsemen charge,.... it is like killing them to tell them to hold their position,.... they have no manuverbility on the horse

[WoWboyfoeva]

hey kooters, how much do you get payed for ads on your vids? just wondering?

[BrownCreature]

@WoWboyfoeva they cant say it's confidential

[PotatoBill84]

dont worry kootra im worse at the game, everytime i get about 20 followers some douche army comes and just destroys it completely

[wudwud96]

You know on the training you did 20 yards twice? :]

[ccfc197]

Play Terraria Kootra :)

[blingz780]

im better than you in this game kootra ;D im a vessel in Rhodoks, fought in many wars and seiged many castles

i got it 2 days ago.. THANKS FOR SHOWING ME STUFF ;D

[sofnsable]

@blingz780 games addictive huh

[gamerman779]

KOOTRA DONT LET NUMBERS DETER YOU

worst odds for me was 112(me 60 ally 52) vs 367 (swadian dude and 3 others) VICTORY

[queso130]

why didn't you leave when you had the chance

[Jdog98100]

Kootra you should play demons souls

[opo736]

Downloading diiiieeeeesssss shiiiieeeeeeet from steam right now.

[mrbushwack113]

i bet hes playing on supereasy

[emaciation]

@mrbushwack113 he's not. combat AI is set to medium and battle size looks like full.

[mrbushwack113]

@emaciation im  talkin bout the dmg reduction

[geonosis34]

I think Kootra has trouble with physics.

[TuskedPupy]

@geonosis34 or trajectory :D

[Tetris951]

@geonosis34 are you insinuing that tom cruise cant fly?

[geonosis34]

@Tetris951 Haha.

Tom Cruise - "I don't know who this Dragonfly is, he can't even fly!."

"Alright look. I can fly."

"This just in Tom Cruise has died."

[evertime123]

@geonosis34

Kootra has no trouble with physics.

Physics has trouble with kootra.

[TheWaterme1on]

Now we wait, hoping he will post so we can feel whole.

[Fahoody2CP]

kootra KATC

[AkiMBoTaCoZ]

What the brown!

[oribt1]

MOAAAR!!!

[d3rpm0n573r]

Kootra do you already finish recording of the whole game and upload it like you've just done it?

[jacobohya]

0:36 wow he is flexible!

[ifyda9jerian]

MOAR

[WhySoNoobi]

Is this an expansion or the full game?

[MOS1234567891]

@WhySoNoobi its a seprate game

[MLJizzy]

@WhySoNoobi its the 2nd game in the 3 game series

[Supersamalander]

@WhySoNoobi Its a standalone expansion; you can get Warband (which is like the original but 100x better in every way) without having to get the original

[MrHawkZz01]

did u get that off steam?

[CataclysmTheatre]

MOAR

[youkill3r]

MOAR PLEASEEEEE, M BEGGIINGGG YOUU, I"LL HAVE SEX WITH YOU FOR THE NEXT EPISODE!!!

[van55511]

Part 16 PLZ!!!

[kefflo5]

omg yout army

[xskkippy]

how can u get it to show the health bars?

[MultiChokeslam]

i suck at this game but i enjoy playing it then i fail and give up but play again (ive got the demo might buy the game)

[RabbitHit]

no dislikes.... Hater taking pee

[Th3G4ming]

@RabbitHit no its no dislikes? trolls must be sleeping

[jason200912]

@Th3G4ming u spoke too soon

[Th3G4ming]

@jason200912 apparently so

[myninjasword]

@Th3G4ming no peaple just miss the like button 

[victorsmaka]

@RabbitHit lol three comments trying to get thumb's up in a row and non of them get thumbs how do you feel?

[RabbitHit]

@victorsmaka great about them, but i didint wanna get likes..... I think u want them

[victorsmaka]

@RabbitHit i didint want thumbs lol i just wanted to make you feel lesser of a person becuase im mean

[RabbitHit]

Do united army

[RabbitHit]

finally! i bored playing this game alone.... Now u inspired me to do it again!

[MeRkDaTLiLbUsH]

when i see a new viddeo by kootra i dont see oh boy another video by an awesome commentator i see hOLY ShIT ThANK GOD he isnt dead i need to watch the best series ever now before kottra dies

[Taysci]

I find this...cats...

[TheNeutual]

The fuck is this shit?

[somekindofafroperson]

@TheNeutual The shit is this fuck?

[hellspain6678]

inally took ur god dam time koots

[cobaltsaber101]

yo kootra theres a Resistance 3 video about brown called Resistance 3 - Fade to Brown Music Video

[MeezyBeastsYou11]

plz upload as much as you can

[knito781]

Moment of Silence for the fallen Nords of Creature Shepard

[mrcosmic1234]

how do u heal in the game?

[tobiaser501]

@mrcosmic1234 slow

[SRWellington2]

@mrcosmic1234 you can't unless you use cheat..

[Drkbowers1]

@mrcosmic1234 i think you have to wait at a village or castle or something, the option that makes you use money.

[Snakello]

@mrcosmic1234

after battle it will heal u slowly

[TheNeutual]

you just wasted a few seconds of your life reading this comment 

[jkrockdude]

@TheNeutual dammit!

[hihihi50550]

About God Danm time ;)

[DGKxWoLf]

fail

[robertkrosl]

i COULDNT WAIT MAN IT WAS LIKE 4 DAYS!!lol seriously though keep em up these are AWESOME.

[9terminal]

kootra Y U NO RETREAT!

[TheSpyGentlemen]

@kootra Kootra, you should download a mod, try out "Diplomacy & Conquest". Pretty fun mod, includes some badass weapons and armors.

[KingOfWar2010]

Kootra is a criminal in jail hehehehehehehe

[neogoo123]

CC: "pinus americans that help right-wing help a case we need to make sure." O.O

[minerwv99]

Kootra in the army "CREATURE DOWN"

[wtfmyballs]

what a fail epidode...lol

[Quickshot900]

where can i get this game?

[FloatyPineapple]

@Quickshot900 Steam has it

[MrSpellChaser]

FINALLY LOVE THIS SERIES

[NachoLemon]

@MrSpellChaser Finally,love this series

[SIMPSONSrock374]

1000th video should be live stream all day

[l0lmikel0l]

plz MOAR!

[79825xineohp]

My day is made now lol

[TheChubsizzle]

kootra read ur youtube mesage plesae

[BlueFlam3Z]

its not loading for me =/

[Crobat45678]

You can do it, did you see lord fancybucket at the battle of khergit pass? Do that

[HeirOfWallachia]

When you are done with this, download a mod and play.

[sn1perheLLL]

i wonder how Wrex is going you should let him meow when your recordng because his meow is so MLG

[iijeriichoiiwanabe]

wich should i buy assassins creed broutherhood or bad company 2



ignore spelling

[LTglenn91]

@iijeriichoiiwanabe

how did you spell assassins right and not brotherhood?

[iijeriichoiiwanabe]

@LTglenn91 screw spelling wich should i buy

[LTglenn91]

@iijeriichoiiwanabe

bad company is fairly old

and assassins creed brotherhood was no where near as good ac2

b:bc2 had a great campaign but multiplayer is a pain after awhile

[swerik88]

@iijeriichoiiwanabe í just baught bc 2 and it is amazing! buy it!

[Deathnighta1]

@swerik88 That was a waste, should of just waited for BF3.

[swerik88]

@Deathnighta1 well if you have the money and interest, why not?

[Deathnighta1]

@swerik88 Im not saying its a good game, but it just gets boring quickly, if you get what i mean?

[swerik88]

@Deathnighta1 I just baught the game so i dont think it´s boring but I can understand people who think so, and i have played all the AC up till brotherhood and the 2 first ones where good but then it just got out of hand so i still think bc2

[ChrisFan11]

U BETTER UPLOAD LIKE 23 PARTS MORE TODAY KOOTRA

[Blasphemy127]

Put a line of infantry (preferably pikemen) infront of your archers to stop cavalry raping them

[12Xbox12]

When horses are charging at your infantry put them very close together try and like ball them up so the horses charge and get stuck.

[xPimpinPurplex]

MEOW YAY

[ZamorakHomie]

and im not insulting kootra cause hes awesome :D

[HaZexSnIpEz]

kootra is the only person that would send his whole army to take down one guy

[thewoodenblock]

Congrats your not very good at mount and blade :3 anyway good series i hope you get better

[ZamorakHomie]

@thewoodenblock if hes not that good it makes it even more fun to watch him

[thewoodenblock]

@ZamorakHomie True ^^

[OJ010]

Charge not follow

[xXGammex]

KOOTRA , awesome vids :D you should come play online with me :D

[petar930814]

i tried this game an it bored me.... i really like oblivion you should try it

[killerjaco1]

@petar930814 this is much more fun build an army be a raider and burn towns while pillaging them be a king take over the world! and so much more... oblivion is fun but this game is better... more things to do on this game...

[ToBeDeterminedLater]

@petar930814 Totally different games. Also, don't tell a commentator what to play.

[petar930814]

@ToBeDeterminedLater lol what was the point of your replay :D it had nothing to do with my comment

[Bradjuh]

Yay, finally! :D

[AlphaUnlimted]

Kootra his uploaded translates to drop everything and watch :)

[MagicCat3]

yyeesshhhhh!!!!!!