Drunk guy builds up a crowd at Glastonbury 2008

[TheRedDevil6969]

wow i was drunk...HAHA!

[Bossness123]

Someone threw a ball at him 1:16 its orange

[Bossness123]

Someone threw a ball at him 1:09 its orange

[edsmith20]

I was there, one of my fav' moments of glasto, good times

[firemaker272]

this has just made my day :)

[MrMunneke]

lol !! class video,thats what its all about,random stuff happening,its not just all about the music,its the people you meet as well and the good time you have together,whats the problem with the stuck up twats ?? its only a laugh,you could see how many people were enjoying it,and i"m sure the lad in the video also thinks its funny too !!

[Camberwell86]

I am totally indifferent about the video (because I've been both that bloke and a member of that crowd before, hypothetically speaking of course)... I'm just laughing at the comments. There are all sorts of idiots on this page, seriously, read a good 4, 5, 6 or 7 pages' worth of comments and you'll meet every different type of idiot possible. ^_^

[hydfawr]

Jeering upper class twats.Finish the gap year and go work in a bank.

[Mason1guitar]

@hydfawr right cheers!

[toby75uk]

Very fucking funny! Harmless fun.

[megadaisy01]

Do people go to festivals just to take the piss out of people having a good time? Sad.

20 years ago no one would have looked twice at someone out of it - nowadays its a youtube event!

[jimmyshitbags]

god i love festivals.

[theLondonPieMan]

Bunch of fookwits - get back behind your shitty little computers!

[IdeaUK]

the first time Glastonbury's seen a drunk man

[creamofgold]

Just leave him alone - not difficult. Oh but it is for you twats.

[91barnes]

@policemanaaron1927 If you've never been to Glastonbury - which by your comment I highly doubt you have - then you won't be able to understand the atmosphere of the place and why this is so good. This guy is one of my best memories of Glastonbury. Legend.

[iVi1SSYXTR3M3]

@91barnes best memory lol your memorys should be from the music not some idiot falling off a bench.. get real..

[cheddachayze]

funny shit man

[policemanaaron]

What ... they've never seen someone drunk before? This is beyond lame.

[nevermind1927]

@policemanaaron You're are beyond a boring cunt.

[policemanaaron]

@nevermind1927

How ... original.

[cragwilly]

quality

[PokeyCola]

funny as fuck lol he's obv been spending time at the brothers bar been in that state myself once or twice, dont fuck about with that pear cider it will bite you on the ass =)

[bevy1970]

pure class ty 

[MrCodaholic]

This just made me laugh so much =]

[JofusSunshyne]

funny as fuck! hahah

[jsgc13]

hahahahah

[forks74]

I went 92-98 and the fence was there about 13 foot. You could stand on your m8s shoulders an jump to reach it but the last one over had to ask a stranger for help lol! Then there was the stream that run under it, you had to que cos so many people sneaked in though it! And there was trees with branches that over hang the fence you could clime, also we found little tunnels people had dug just big anough to queez under.I bunked my car in too In 92....long story lol

[forks74]

Why do people keep saying they can't get tickets ect? The place is like a siv! I bunked in every year in the 90's and if I went now it would be just as easy

[tonymontana1974]

@forks74 Not with the steel fence it isnt. Its a shame really when i started going in 95 they didnt have the fence and yeh it was more crowded and yeh the crime was up a bit and yeh hard drugs were more rampant but it hink the steel fence has stopped the festival having that edge it used to have. Ill be there thursday afternoon.

[thestretcher123]

GLASTONBURY LALALA

[drerosso]

A jeering mob, that's the spirit of Glastonbury right there...

[Peice0fPie]

Only in Blighty

[johnwatson2003]

I love Glastonbury! Simple!

[maglincey]

ah man priceless that is what its all about good times

[spray31]

What you cant really see are his legs are off the ground the whole time so hes trying to ballance on a bench and by the look on his face he wasnt even aware that he had 200 odd people crowded round him cheering.

[laughingp]

I saw this. When the medic came and asked if there was anything she could do, he asked for two pints of cider. Cider is the only stuff that should be illegal..much worse that Class A's

l

[NurgTheJedi]

@laughingp How dare you, Cider is the drink of Gods and cures all aliments.

[cabby3000]

Totally brilliant, I remember this well....infact as my brother pointed out we are actually in it! Top right at the start in stripey black and green i am with my friend Kerry! x Great memories

[AuntySemitist]

ah theyre probably just his mates havin a laugh at him, fucking hilarious

[danieljamesmead]

This is why glastonbury has turned shit.

[bombshell126]

Funniest thing I've ever seen!!!

[hendotintco]

the entertainment must have been crap for the crowd to be cheering the drunk fella... hope his head didn't hurt too much in the morning :P

[deadmandanny88]

Fanfairy you need to loosen up a bit. Its all about having a laugh...as any "real festival go-er" would know.

[skinner768]

shamcius, bizzerwaaft78 and fanfairy we all know you were secretly laughing at home

[Shamcius]

Disgusting! Why are they taking fun of that man... I know that 90 percent of the crowd there have been in this state and it is not intelligent to make fun of drunk people.

[bizzerwaaft78]

I agree with fan fairy, the people laughing and filming this guy have far more to be ashamed of than him. Everyone has overindulged at some point, you dont make it worse for the poor guy by doing what these people were doing

[brinky1977]

that guy aint drunk... he been taking ket me thinks.

[FanFairy]

sad video!!! he's at best festival in the world and is wasting his time watching and taking the p*ss out of a random drunk??? their's so much more 2 do. any REAL festival go-er comes home and can only remember around half the weekend!! maybe he and whole crowd shoulda got wasted, floated round and really got in2, and really feel the festivals friendly vibe. then cuda enjoyed it like the drunk not shame him.

[kev1nphoen1x]

love this vid yee rr man,,.

check out my Glastonbury song for 2010

kev phoenix

[jesseseear]

hahaha

[spray31]

we love you malcolm! the guy was luaghing it was absaloutly hilarious

[jpkelly88]

hahaha class but we where all like that at some stage poor guy lol

[garfield2279]

Ive got to go,just got to go.

[ron7beck23]

Brill

[Jozzdozz]

It's fair to say we've all been there

[PViktor9]

"the mud show"

[gavatron06]

Quality!!!!

[TavorArt]

love glatonbury! :-)

[pnedan]

wankers!

[thefog74]

Very funny !

[pipersyd]

brilliant

[kev1nphoen1x]

what a great happy vid guys yee arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr check out my Glastonbury song on kev1nphoen1x

if you like this you will love that...

Glastonbury 2010 Shine On c u there

[NewEnglishRevolution]

this is why england loves glastonbury!

[niave]

who ever doesnt find this funny has no sense of humour!

[cyllocybin]

yeah it was great how everyone was just watching this one drunk dude. and when he did finally topple over the crowd went wild!!! always a good larf. if i was the drunk guy i would have been laughing too how everyone was watching me and not the musicians.

[MrMarkyG]

What a bunch of twats...like said earlier, fuck off to V fest.

[whiteboy1973]

typical lairy wankers that shoud fuck off to V festival

[JamesRofl]

It's a festival, don't complain about people being lairy. Fucking hell, it's always been like this.

Hippies and druids and the rest of you fuckers who find it unbelievable that people go to Glastonbury purely for the music and atmosphere.

The majority of people are like this at Glastonbury, these days. So if you don't like it, perhaps YOU should fuck off to V festival.

[cyllocybin]

i fucking hate the v festival!!

[woohooooo0]

what a legend :L i can't wait to go to glastonbury

[BazzDeMan]

It looks fun man. I'm working at Glasto (Security) this year and it's my 1st.

Can't wait.

[eyewoodsay]

glasto security......yippee fuckin doo....dont .. worry there wont be trouble...their all middle class sheep....the plastic people on a hippy trip

[OverlyLargeBirdfish]

Dito, Im posted to the main field

[BazzDeMan]

I was at Club Dada, the Rocket lounge and the diner. After 2 days on roaming patrol. I had the time of my life. What colour section was you assigned to?

[POPTAR26]

wtf are u guys talking about southners for ... its fuking glasto everyone is like this u idiots ... 6 days untill we are there go in

[AliceB27]

cantt waiittt.

[AlmostYearly]

Northerners need someone to be bigoted about, better it's aimed at us southerners than another vote for the BNP, eh? :o)

[tonymontana1974]

7 days to go people till the insanity begins. see you there.

[freefrodofromfrance]

thats really good just good all round fun wtf blame southerners why is this about southerners all of a sudden ???

[dufc2007]

This is what festivals are all about, some random patter! This is hysterical haha!!

[tehzebrapie]

lol it's the crowd that make it funny.

[paulfreefall]

this is the sort of spontaneous happening that makes festivals amazing - you can't plan it or predict it. just one of those moments you may or may not catch. Thanks for this one - made me laugh so much.

[WillRoberts2]

So glad I just found this! Was in the crowd, it was hilarious.

[pleck43]

yeah he is a dickhead

[wheelsjay]

fucking sad twats gather round in a group and laugh at stuff like that, i have a fucking lot bettter time when im at glasto n yes got my ticket today 4 this year

[iamben69]

Hope i don't see you there, you miserable, humorless tit!

[iamben69]

Potty mouth.

[ForeverReeling]

the guy who sits down and poses with him looks like an absolute dickhead

[snedd1]

lol, thats my mate your talking about and he aint a 'dickhead'..its f**king hillarious! your clearly have no sense of humour you 'dickhead'. get with the festival atmosphere!..maybe your jealous you did'nt go...

[ForeverReeling]

i did go, and it was fantastic. looks like a laugh, just saying your mate looks like a twat.

if he isn't, then fair enough.

[hlrobinson]

i love drunk people they so funny lmao :D

[sn1p3r5g0bang]

omg im in the thing look for a girl in a pink hat at the back that my sis im boy on her riht omg

[boydegg]

A drunk guy falls of a bench and that guy is thrilled beyond belief - he's a bit starved for entertainment, eh?

[ecole]

Go to glastonbury and you will understand

[boydegg]

I've been 7 or 8 times. I went to every Glastonbury there was between 1987 and 1997.

[pfive]

sleeping in, taking camping chairs and watching coldplay

[dragonfitter]

its a very different festival now is very studenty

[tayls1993]

bullshit

[dragonfitter]

how would you know what it was like before ? your only just old enought to go now

[rwbope]

wankers the lot ov ya

[sitesbyfee]

lol, I'm willing to bet that the guy was helped up after that, and I fully expect he was laughing at himself too. Not sure why the big crowd, though, it's a pretty average sight to see at Glasto ;)

Reminds me of one fella who was trying to have a pee in the hedge by New Bands and kept falling in, great entertainment for 11:30am!

[rezonance247]

rokdude17 get yourself a life then get yourself a Glasto ticket theres people from all walks of life if i saw myself on a vid like that reckon id laugh, depends on my hangover tho

[fuddyboi]

lol priceless

[rokdude17]

This is so childish, its like a load of school kids. A bloke who is having a wicked experience at a festival who is very drunk,as you should be, then you have a load of immature people surrounding him thinking its so hilarious.Shows that Glasto is over populated with townies.....pathetic.

[Trancedd]

Innit - what a bunch of tits

[RamonAllnightlong]

I completely agree, Southerners have got simpler/immature sense of humour.

[bouncysmile]

i can never get a ticket for glastonbury they are always fucking sold out within days

[tonymontana1974]

There selling some more tickets for this year in april it hink or you can get in for free if you register to work there.

[bouncysmile]

cheers man i will look into it.

[plcrewe]

They went on sale in October and didn't sell out until January. That's 3 months!!

[Tote1883gas]

I went to Glastonbury or the "Pilton Pop Festival" as it was then, and i can honestly say it was fucking awful.

[Thatsrightfolks]

Thats me every night in the front room

[staffsbubs]

now thats the glastonbury experience to the max

[ozboz2001]

Absolutely hillarious!! A whole crowd dedicated to watching some poor sod fall off a bench - Glasto spirit indeed! :-)

[thearcticwombats]

lmao

[daroid]

amazin !! i love glasto probably the best place in the world !!

[felixius4]

hahaha

[pingpongpung]

Could you please bring a festival like that to Holland, somewhere near Rotterdam preferrably. Thank you in advance.

[jonnybingbongbull]

omg funny as fooooooooooooook

[Realityinplay]

unless you where there when it was free of mobile phones and internet cafes then you aint really been....... The cult playing ti a huge thunder storm was the best ever. Now its just like Islington fucking high street with more mud

[spray31]

haha malcolm, that was my 2008 highlight

[jesusjuice7414]

lolz. fuken classic

[Decksrayspex]

fuckin wicked

[ringo2tommy]

that was funny shit...cool vid :)

[levynal]

wayyyyyyyyyy its malcom haha that was soo funny what a legend !!!!!!

[lambretta200]

Glastonbury you got to love it

[purpletable348]

i sat there when fun lovin' criminals were on. hooo raaa

[SnootFrack]

Ahaha you crazy Brits, I'm definitely in for Glasto next year!

[fitzymeg1]

hahaaa.. brilliant!!

[lesbattersby]

haha i was there, funniest thing ever

[RixeDNB]

hahahahaha!

[SJM]

Excellent!

[becky61181]

The guy's name actually turned out to be Tim... probably why he looked even more confused when the whole Malcolm thing started! He suits Malcolm more though :)

[mmalien]

hence i made that name up for him haha!

[samfishowen]

this was soooo fuckin funny!!

ive probarbly neveer laughed so hard :P

you just had to be there!

[letsdo1]

haha this is like Human Jenga

[aleksandtox]

awesomely funny - poor dude though... someone can't hold their alcohol eh

[darkskiez]

No, he probably can hold his alchohol, you need to have a few pints of the Brothers 'Festival Strength' Pear Cider to truly understand. Its lethal. We decided as it was made of pear it would count as one of your five-a-day fruit&veg portions, or infact, as all five.

[samfishowen]

omg that cider!

i had like 4 pints n i was gone!

[jontippins]

Bring on thr pear

[jodkavelli]

you heartless fuckers!!!!! ;brilliant XX

[comemelculez]

jajajajajaja

[kennygillen]

This is not human behavior. Disgusting. Animals. Shame on you for posting this and participating.

[89felvun89]

shut up go get a life try having sum fun

[kennygillen]

@89felvun89 - try learning to spell.

[89felvun89]

what u onabout mate its called text tipe prick!! try havin sum fun bet ur a grumpy little fucker who sits at home on fridays watching eastenders or the bill try gettin out mate

[kennygillen]

89felvun89: Looking at YouTube on a Saturday night really shows that your social life is just as good as your spelling.

[89felvun89]

well i have only just got back from a 9 hour shift n i thought ide go on hear look at some peoples glasto experience take a kip then go out and get pissed so um what r u doin mate i guess ur not on youtube ona saturday night!!!!

[darkskiez]

Nobody was hurt in the making of this film.

People were helping this guy, but all he wanted was back onto his seat. After a while It seemed like he was falling off for the fun of it.

[kennygillen]

That doesn't come across in the film. The film portrays a large group of people collectively making fun of someone. It's sinister the way this portrays how people behaving in a group can think it's acceptable to make fun of the individual.

[89felvun89]

moste humour is slapstick stop being so pretentious!!

[goug40]

You dont understand the spirit of Glasto, notice how no one is trying to fight or beat him up, they are all just having a laugh! Its just plain funny, simple as that!

[samfishowen]

you are so right

[squarkyrooster]

Chavs

[anorthunbloke]

Brilliant! I was near this, and wondered what was going on! I was that battered my self, I couldnt be arsed to move. Wish I had though. We need to find that man!!!

[muffin2670]

me thinks someone has taken advantage of the festival strengh pear cider!

[chadhalfwit]

give that man a drink lol .....

[Icetroll2]

Fantastic!!!

[Hombop]

Quality, what a legend!!!

[ironlamb]

Tight gits LOL!

[robynoo]

That was brilliant, can't believe I missed this!!

[njchivers]

ha ha ha... we saw this guys too. It went on for about an hour until Lupe came on and everyone lost interest

[becky61181]

MALCOLM!!!

That was the funniest thing I've seen in a while!

[mmalien]

Lol, this was awesome. im the guy in the yellow mac on the left sitting down! good old malcolm!!!

[kwvp]

Hurrah! And I'm the guy in the orange sat next to the legend himself!

[mmalien]

haha awesome! i hope more vids of malcolm pop up on youtube!!!

[gaijintendo]

Everything at Glasto was Banksy