RE: Curing Homosexuality

[noaifanatici]

gothatfunk for president!

[shabido1]

'they're'

[shabido1]

Damnit, I like some Nickelback songs! What's with all the bashing, is it cause their Canadian, or cause they have some gay songs?

Oh shoot, now I'm doing it.

[gyqz]

Beers??? Appletini's you mean! Anyway...god's a boring date...you can have him ( if you can stand him ONLY talking about his ex boyfriend : mohammed). No I'm off doing better things : strip searching santa tomorrow. ;-D

[Draginvry2]

@wolfiesawyer

I think you are right. I think successful troll just got trolled.

Now I have a headache.

[jonathanmoreno1000]

check out this sicko rr aka reptilian resistanze united on fb .he has no name ,face.oh and hes so brave fighting zionists and hes a templar for god?yea well gothafunk u trashy bastard we got you and now everyone sees ur ugly face.

[iRackasher]

Hhahah xD

[oldlite]

Hey if it wasn't for gays the punk kids would not have anyone to roll at the bus stations across the United States.

[Sozimaha]

Wait a sec... So, Jesusophile is fake? Damnnit. He should at least say he is... Now I'm confused...

[NoNameForJason]

Brilliant. Jesusophile pays no credit to his religion of choice. He always loves to compare athiest to hitler, well jesusophile.. guess who hated gays?

[jonthemetalkid25]

That video was satire

[iloveKianaDexter]

@smurfboywv: everything man, everything.

[smurfboywv]

Whats wrong with Nickelback?

[OriginalKino]

I totally agree with this idea. :D

[sandrapaetauu]

I love your videos, I'm going to subscribe you.

keep the videos comming

[jubai9]

I have to say OWNED1

[Ometopada]

So you use the lubricant for beers? ;)

[sexking83]

ARE YOU A NAZI

[mattheweddymusic]

pwn!

[khamseen]

Now that's a party I would attend!

Love the vid!

[martingrave15]

So true!

Thumbs up!

[MegaWattzMan]

But...the video was a joke.

[gothatfunk]

@MegaWattzMan i know.

[mentalxstatus]

your amazing.

you just got a new subscriber<3

im going to tell all my gay friends abt this video

[gothatfunk]

@mentalxstatus :-) thanksalot! welcome aboard.

[TheZombie13777]

fuck you man

[MrZippy88]

chuck norris could cure god of homophobia anytime without those items and would let a crying god back sitting in the cometshower, rocking his spacetorso back and forth, repeating: "have to get clean again"...

[Jfrisella]

maybe some promises of acting work...or cocaine

[gcdcjccc]

you're craving attention.............FAIL

[GLOKD]

not funny

[OilRigWorker26]

Learn to internet...

[gothatfunk]

@OilRigWorker26 how cryptic.

[MrHulio1985]

@gothatfunk Anyone ever told you that you look like the guy from Right Said Fred?

[tim5988]

i think its gonna take a few more beers than 8 or 9 i mean come on its god he cant be a light weight

[Orsabo10]

man, youre a fag.

[MrRuigni]

LOL @ the Nickelback shirt.

I thought it was New balance.

[amgoD]

You got trolled dude...

[ronism99403]

Sarcasm and satire are two different beasts. You, sir, do not have a knack for satire.

[gothatfunk]

:-) you're welcome to that opinion, but since half the commenters didn't realise it WAS satire, i feel i struck a good balance.

this isn't a sarcastic comment, but there's no sarcasm in the video - its irony. there's an important difference, too bad you missed it.

thanks for watching and taking the time to comment.

[ronism99403]

Irony!? I couldn't miss your attempt at it because it was so obvious--but it wasn't funny. You need to work on being more nuanced. And by the way, your, "too bad you missed it", comment was rather sarcastic, don't you think.

[gothatfunk]

whatever. not offended here. take it easy.

[ronism99403]

Sorry, my comment did seem rather angry, after I'd read it again... but I wasn't... I was just...well...being me...which is to say--intense. Look, I think you can make satire work. You understand satire, unlike most people. Its funny to you. Do it gently--take your time--and play straight. By the way, I understand satire, but I can't do it. You're much closer than I am.

[wryly530]

I really hate people who act smart on youtube...like you...but i kinda agree. odd

[Lindyhops17]

wow. get a clue.

[gothatfunk]

care to elaborate? your comment was a bit banal and indescript.

[Lindyhops17]

the video was a satire.

[gothatfunk]

well, if you ABOTHERED to read my description box, you would have seen that this was too.

get a clue.

[Lindyhops17]

thats a shame.

it's not funny.

[Deadleader555]

Jesusophile was joking.. its a sarcastic satire.. i like your videos man, but learn how to understand sarcasm, is not that dificult..

[gothatfunk]

learn how to check the sidebar, its even less difficult

[chappachaddy]

blindness?

[tokiohotel1408]

ROCK ON, MAN.

[MisterLowman]

God has been around the block, no point in romancing him.

[pikmin94]

Learn to satire.

[gothatfunk]

omg, get a clue.

[stvbw]

Seriously, lubricant and 8 or 9 beers? Not even a movie or popcorn? God must be a cheap date.

[gothatfunk]

that made me lol here in the net cafe :-)

[legueu]

@stvbw It's the biggest slutty attention whore around. "I'm almighty, heaven: it's looking at me for eternity, touch my nipples" It's always like that with Goddy boy.

[Meskiagkasher]

@stvbw as if a dude ever cared for movie or popcorn. all we want is the business.

[WakeUpBe4itz2late]

LOL!!

[igorgue]

I think that Jesus guy is really joking... I mean he can't be serious, he's making religion look really bad :P

[lieverniet111]

I thought you were being IRONIC, now this has become a serious debate about homophobia, all the humor of jesusophile has been misunderstood by all of you, goal is nof to discuss what is wrong or right, just understand that it's all relative...

or am I being too serious now?

[gothatfunk]

the video is comedy. the point about curing homophobia instead of curing homosexuality is serious, just meant to be delivered in a humourous way.

[luxfair]

PWNED! LOL

[yustforfunonly]

YES!!! we must cure homophobia!!!! 5/5! love the lulzy vid response!! you go! you rock! I subbed!!! luvin it!! 5/5 always!!

[CuntryGirlStillKickn]

kudos to you. :) take a stand.

[XioC652]

how about you just stfu man. who cares? Why does religion have to "accept" homosexuality anyway? I'm not even a religious person although I know what the bible says. and if there is any stem of "pure traditional" religion out there then they wont just pretend it's ok. If you're happy being gay then wtf are you so worried about what other people think anyway?

[gothatfunk]

if you're happy being a homophobe, then wtf are you so worried about what other people think?

by the way, i'm heterosexual.

homosexuality should be accepted simply because it exists. REAL people are being discriminated against for no REAL reason. i'll never shut up while i see injustices, i will open my mouth.

despite making a serious point that homophobia is THE problem, not homosexuality (which seems lost on you) too bad you didn't even see this video was satrirical.

[XioC652]

Never said YOU were gay. I'm just saying if someone is happy with who they are, why do they have to complain about what other people think? there's nothing homophobic about what I said. The bible clearly says what is and what isn't right so for someone in church to read that and point it out doesn't mean it's discrimination.. well I guess it is.. cos I like drinking, and I have sex with my gf even though we aren't married.. maybe I should scream and complain that I'm discriminated against.

[XioC652]

All I'm saying is, is discrimination a real problem? yes. so are allot of other issues. I just think this one is sensationalized more than other issues. but religion? please. the bible says what it says clearly, don't waste your time trying to argue with those people.. see? that's how it is. causing fucking problems between people. which is fucking ridiculous. This is the US. this should be a country of FREE thought, self awareness and awareness of people around you.

[NIN992]

with that logic pedofilia should be accepted simply because it exists. Is the sex with children any less real than sex with men? they both exist so why don't we allow pedofilia?

[ASKaPHYSICIST]

I hope you never breed.

[glassfone]

Gays tend to wear flipflops a lot... well in my experience anyway... which is funny cause so did Jesus

[Spoonfoon]

Come on, Jesus was a guy who hung out with 12 other guys... God's gotta love gays, because of the whole trinity-majigger...

[VilkacisMusic]

Jesus touched me when I was a boy.

That's why I'm a homophobe!

lul

[RevengeofGothzilla]

BRILLIANT!

[fayezfaye]

wow, you're funny.

btw im being sarcastic

[gothatfunk]

thanks for watching my video and taking the time to comment.

[nightrobin685]

He's got it! A cure for homophobia. Brilliant.

[TheRetardedChristian]

god creeps into my bed sometimes. hes cool like that.

[gothatfunk]

lmao, i hope you use 'protection'.....

[jacobryanball10]

How could anybody have watched this and thought you were being serious. It was pretty obvious

[gothatfunk]

lol, always look at the description in my vids, often the best gags are in the tags

[gothatfunk]

*sigh* you shoulda read the description.

[AsmiustheVampire]

Satire vs Satire...I like where this is going. :3 I think you've got a good method going on there, gothatfunk. Although, I don't understand why so many people hate nickelback. I'm not a big fan of them myself but there's some songs of theirs that I consider decent. oh well.

5*

[gothatfunk]

silverside up is ok.

[schn0zberries]

Your shirt...

[losermilkshake10]

...jesusophile is a satirist. check the tags on his videos. they say "parody" and "satire" he's not being serious (thank god)

though i do agree with you immensly on homophobia.

[gothatfunk]

lol, you shoulda checked my tags.....

[otherether]

We also apologize for Brian Adams.

[rockerwere]

I wouldn't have noticed the NB t-shirt.... If you hadn't pointed it out. Ha-ha!

[gothatfunk]

yeah, but the video is funnier if i point it out :-D

[ravenslaves]

A Nickelback shirt?

Damn...you're kinky...

[LeksServices]

Actually, TAA already solved gawds homophobia. He did it by pointing out that gawds ways are not our ways, so gawd could really be a homosexual himself. After all, he is notorious for not practicing what he preaches. =p

[zuzrwolrd]

lol rofl lmao and all that shit

awesome video dude

it would take one heck of a lot of lubricant...

you're awesome

[threedfiend]

an NB top??? flog him!!!!!!

[bamboo4tameshigiri]

lmfao

[wyrdness1]

I don't think the deity drinks beer, and even if he did, it would take more than 8 or 9 kegs to make him feel even a little drunk. On the other hand... 8 or 9 barrels of wine might just do the trick.

[gothatfunk]

i just figured god was probably a tee-totaler, and therefore a lightweight.

[eimajuno]

You do know that Jesusophile is a parody right gothatfunk? I fell into his trap as well.

[gothatfunk]

hahahahahahah, someone never reads the description, do they?

jesusophile and i have a symbiotic relationship.

[gothatfunk]

symbiotic, in the sense that he's a legend and i'm his parasite....

[rockerwere]

LOL!

Excellent.

[malestrithe]

God seems to be against whatever is unacceptable in society at the time.

At one time, God hated the idea of integration of blacks and whites.

At one time, God was against interracial couples from marrying.

At one time, God hated the United States Government.

God changes his mind all the time.,,, Wait his believers become more tolerant over time and then they claim that God has always been that way, while people of past generations were ignorant of God's wishes.

[Lexiathan]

Brilliant!

[premed2]

FUNNY! XD

[MzEleMents]

Brilliant! LMAO

[Nihilist127]

apology accepted.

[tattooskin72]

gawd is pretty big, might take a few more beers and a shit ton of lube... ;)

cute video LOL

[Vogter2100]

Lots of lube and beer....

ROFLMAO

[CuriousMoth]

God ceases to be homophobic as people cease to be homophobic, for God is a construct of community; an anthropomorphised manifestation of the hopes and fears of those involved.

[SuperFlyNB]

Lube and 8 or 9 beer? Damn,.,,, That just might do it

[GodMarley666]

LOL!

[ModernManJohnny]

Love your videos GTF but why must you do this to us? WE THOUGHT YOU CARED ENOUGH TO NOT WEAR A NICKLEBACK SHIRT....I guess we were wrong (:

[dynamiteruby]

"... I'm sorry."

So you should be! Hmph. (Btw, why *are* you wearing a NIckleback t-shirt, anyway? O.o)

And as for your solution: BRILLIANT!

[neuronstorm]

Cure people of religion .. and that's a good slice of the homophobia fixed.

[nathanforst]

You are awesome, mate.

[antaresrichard]

With all the rampant, unchecked heterosexuality going on all over the world (It's a pandemic to which somebody should alert Thunderf00t by VLA immediately!) homosexuality seems the wrong matter to tackle first!

;-)

[DonQuixotedeKaw]

As a childless "breeder",

I approve of this message. :-)

[glassfone]

Fucking genius. One hundred million percent spot on

[greenelf12]

i'm a bit confused, because I'm not sure if you relise if jesusophile is satire or not. I know it say's satire alert but i'm not sure if you mean you or him.

[shaktishiver]

hehe

[gatoraidsU]

NICKLE BACK!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!! lol

[YogiToad]

Ha.... that last line was killer.

[CrosshairJack]

Why didn't I think of this?

Great response.

[bewarethelizards42]

Never made it as a wise man, couldnt cut it as a poor man stealing..

That's deep, man. Real deep.. ;) lol