Another BLAM!

[HelloThisIsCrystal]

I hope the person who thought of this brilliant idea gets AIDS :/

[squfucs]

BLAM!

[RockinItSoFresh]

how is changing every word to blam funny?

[ACULADRYLAND]

"this guy"

[circa2O11]

BLAM!

[aurictrinity]

I want to murder every person responsible for this travesty.

[racoonknux49]

I'm waiting for Walt's brain to finally be unfrozen and put in a robot so he can systematically kill everyone responsible for that.

[Spongesponger]

Why not show them the original cartoons instead?

[ExcruciationX]

0:00 was the funniest part in this video...

[Negajoe]

@ExcruciationX I'm so sorry, I can't vote up your comment any more than I already have.

[anonymous6705]

Thank you BLAM!guy, for explaining all those OH SO COMPLICATED gags (Heaven help kids actually think for themselves)!

[VampVince1307]

It's just like RWJ being a troll rewinding vids that show people in pain commenting on how stupid the person is etc.

[Dragonlord235]

i laugh really easy but.... there is nothing funny on this, its just someone who makes horrible jokes and is annoying...... what happen to Disney o_o

[AutoAxpert]

...a "blammerang"? Please, kill me.

[TheSkeletonArcher]

@argtyl poise not boys

[sparklejeweldiamond]

I wish they would take these stupid things off of Disney. They are so messed up, and the jokes on them are stupid and don't make sense what-so-ever. Every time one of these come on TV, I turn OFF the TV

[PrimeCutMacDoggydog]

So terrible and stupid it could actually be an unintentionally brilliant satire.

[lptlp]

0:38 It's a ghost ball!

[tomeoffinland]

What kind of jerk could possibly dislike this?

[CrunchyDaddy]

@tomeoffinland Humanity

[reagandefriece]

88 people got BLAMED

[xjacylanex]

I really miss the original cartoons. This totally ruins them :/

[spencersanta00]

YOU SUCK BALLS!

[disneyfan85]

I have a feeling that this "Blam" thing is just a phase it's going through. Give or take a few years, it should be history.

[reagandefriece]

How can everybody hate blam? IT'S AWESOME

[Ralokone]

@reagandefriece dude it is just a guy narrating a cartoon, you shouldnt have to be told something is funny! Cartoonsare a visual medium

[DrWatsonPostmortem]

Where the hell is this from and how old is it?

[argtyl]

ah golf,a true gentlems game with eligenst and boys

BORING!!

[bullitt5135]

for some reason, I find the guy talking in this video to be EXTREMELY annoying!!!

[Chaofanatic]

Do they really think that the audience is so stupid that they have to explain visual humor to them?

[Pixiehollowaccount]

the guy talks too damn much

[angryninja1000]

urgh my soul hurts

[BumperSticker95]

Aaaaaah, golf.

[DisneysBlam]

my name is disneysblam

[iNvictaStudios]

Disney really wants to get there fucking nuts kicked.

[pig71395]

Disney Channel really sucks now.

[ZelderTheElder]

ugh, disney just dropped their balls in my mouth

[Spinaltapped333]

Thank you Justin McElroy.

[TheRealGaucelm]

20 people have taste.

[annegwishisfunny]

163 people are too old to get it ;)

[penguincheesecake]

@annegwishisfunny wrong. youre too young to get it. pisses me off to see disney doing this. its so fucking annoying. like astronaughty03 said, "Stop raping my childhood"

[TheCowe1]

Blamerang?

[Humlekake]

Better in norwegian

[iamchris4lifefan11]

BLAM! you all get a taste of the bitch pudding.

[Astronaughty03]

stop raping my childhood

[Astronaughty03]

fucking dumb

[eruption257]

Yes, all children need to pay attention to things is a shitton of awful puns and a voice that sounds like it's about to sell you radical yogurt in a tube.

[Zeldawindwaker2597]

him: BLAM!

me: FUCK YOU! xD

[kinodesplat]

I'm sorry but...

fuck this shit. WTF IS THE GOOD OLD DISNEY?

[jackinho333]

don't try this at home? what?

[ballbuster2222]

-_-......whatever

[ExidoSutrin]

I WANT TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF AND EVERYONE INVOLVED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS ABOMINATION. NOT NECESSARILY IN THAT ORDER.

[ballbuster2222]

STFU guys disney tried hard to make this funny and u guys just wanna fuck disney right up

[Gondile]

@ballbuster2222

You see, my friends, that when Disney creates things like this, they infect other children's minds, like ball buster over here.

[ballbuster2222]

@Gondile dude calm the fuck down its a fuckin joke not fuckin kidding

[Gondile]

@ballbuster2222

But Disney may have caused this as well. Ball buster has now resorted to unheard swearing. His logic is not profound, however.

[megamage245]

Somebody call the BLAMulance

At least he gots a little bling bling, more like BLAM BLAM

BLAM!

- The Faggot



[bkatt500]

WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY

[ayronthejewdude]

oh my fucking gosh this gyy is fuckin pissing me off this isnt funny FUCK THIS CRAP

[AddictiveKpop1]

his voice is so fucking annoying. I mean "BLAM!", come on bitch fuck off. ==;

[hknkj1std]

this is just horrible! aren't they ashamed of themselves?:O

[Sh4d0wStR1k0r]

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE THIS SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR BLAM!. HATE. HATE

[Dizzoman]

@Sh4d0wStR1k0r I have no humor and I must Blam

[Acj11231]

the Up was funny but this is..is just garbage

[rucb1alum]

Are children actually expected to watch this? Do their parents actually turn on the Disney Channel, expecting innocuous entertainment, and find this festering pustule of the worst of American attitude?

I weep for America.

[amig90]

I can hear Disney spinning in his grave at 1000 RPM.

[Lardossan]

I hope this BLAM guy dies a slow, horrible, torturous death in a ditch filled with maggot-infested rotting corpses. 100 times a day.

[kinghomsar]

Reminds me of that hack Ray William Johnson

[FlyingD]

What a pile of feces. They might as well have Minnie Mouse rape porn at this point.

[RobochaoXX]

Oh jesus I'm in tears

[zarawesome]

This is brotastic. This is delirious biznasty.

[Deptchargeeng]

Fuck this.

[Spacialvekter]

DISNEY IS SPINNING IN HIS GRAVE RIGHT NOW

[retr0blue]

@Spacialvekter Except that he was cremated.

[ThadenMidnight]

I think I'm going to jump off a building after seeing this.

[funtimeinternet]

"This guy"? It's fuckin' Goofy!

[Zubzero120]

is there something wrong with me if I actualy laughed at the end?

[Multiwatered]

i love this

its so bad

[KaiserTota]

This is so bad. My head hurts.

[ScrubmanLowell]

Okay, whoever is in charge of these BLAM segmants, PLEASE KEEP HIM AWAY FROM PIXAR FOR GOODNESS SAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[FSquid]

THIS GUY

[jeremystery]

wow who said disney is commercialized?

[Mesterius1]

Like, duhh. Of course the old cartoons are better... a thousand times better. In fact, anything is better than these remixes from Hell (a.k.a. the Disney Channel Executives' Office).

[Svankmajer]

@Mesterius1

So you're not a fan of Blam? Or should I say (B)FAN(M)!!! Hahaha.

This show is so awesome. Best thing Disney has done since the original Fantasia if you ask me. It makes me so happy to say that Disney is back again, better than ever(!)... after a rather grey period. They're back!

I am now waiting for my gold edition Blam-dvd box set, signed by the director. Can't wait!

[maniacaldude]

@Svankmajer You cannot be serious. This stuff is terrible.

[EvillyAffable]

Whenever I see this, it makes me very...

...sad.

[hado123]

I find the first second very intriguing.

[quetzalcoatl88]

This is what the 9th circle of Hell must look like...

[RkivUnderground]

I wish the Disney execs who supported this would be incinerated by the dynamic duo of Lots-'o-Huggin'-Bear and Teddy Ruxpin.

[SupremePelvicThrust]

The funniest part of this video are the comments about how whack it is. BLAM!

[Emandudeguyperson]

This crushed my soul so hard, I actually started crying when I watched this.

[FunkSoulBrother6000]

Thumbs up if TalkRadar sent you here! This guy is sum retard jock whos like 'Who the fuck is this asshole?'

[3N3MYBOATSPOTTED]

I found that down right offensive

[Unakau]

This honestly makes me more angry than Meet The Spartans.

[krakhaid]

Words cannot describe the fuck that is in my brain due to this shit. This is the rape of comedy.

[Killerrabbit2342]

Anybody know if there's an email address where we can tell the people that made this how disgraceful it is?

[deruberowner]

Am I the only one who finds these funny for all wrong reasons? It's so bad its kinda good. Kinda...

[Preyrock]

well, that's one way to take a perfectly wonderful Goofy short and make us all want to throw up.

[kidcharlem]

I kept expecting him to say, "Well Excuuuuuuuuuuse me, Princess!"

[karmisson]

This is deplorable. This makes me embarrassed to even watch it, it's that bad.

[fastbreak333]

It's like Maximum Exposure and Disney Shorts were gobbled up by a moron and shitted out after a bout of diarrhea. Who thought this was a good idea!?

[kurinbo]

this is the worst thing ever. i can't even bring myself to make a joke about it.

[larrywake]

I guess this will hold us until we get to "Ow, My Balls!"

[Killerrabbit2342]

....Idiocracy was right.

[larrywake]

@Killerrabbit2342 Wow, great minds...

[00frodo]

HAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK

[theQiwiMan]

"Wipeout"-type commentary on a cartoon?

I hate Disney.

[qwer4o]

Somebody please kill me.

[solidkingcobra]

brought to you by MAX-X!

[kh3r4d]

1 minute of a youtube video and 2 years of anger-managment went BLAM...

[dreg81]

Find a gun and then BLAM. Double BLAM just to be sure.

[ZapRowsdower207]

well now I want to die......

[EvanCWaters]

"Look at how goofy this Goofy cartoon is!"

This is like when the ____ Movie guys make jokes about comedy movies.

[Vorhias]

It's like MST3k for pricks.

[ebrown2112]

Why?

[LeLimeLine]

This is a holocaust. 

[CreepyMcCreep]

This actually hurt to watch. I need a bandage for my soul.

[hobakinte]

@CreepyMcCreep <ore like a BLAM-dage!

am i right?

[CreepyMcCreep]

@hobakinte OOH THERE IT WENT! I'm dead now.

[kingpie1012]

This is just sad....

SOMEONE GIVE DISNEY NEW MANAGEMENT!

[Gondile]

disney took a shit

oh look its on youtube!

[CervantesXV]

Is this Disney trying to make a youtube poop or something? Because if it is, it needs more distortions and memes (I feel a distinctively lack of any pingas).

[dakrouse]

Also, what's going on in the first half second of this video?

[dakrouse]

Come on guys, Goofy had it coming after this level of incompetence on the green

[GBSmulders]

This is worse than Child porn

[CervantesXV]

@GBSmulders This is worse than child porn, even if you are the child.

[someguynamedelan]

To the guy at the editing bay who had to work on this piece as dumb ass Disney Channel producers told him what to do.... I feel your pain, man. Things will get better. I know the money is good and the job is stable, but some day you will have a job where you get to keep your dignity.

It is called pornography.

[pewpewlasergunz]

Walt Disney would turn in his fridge if he seen this

[graciano1337]

@theWordMuncher kill me now.

[graciano1337]

Holy crap...  It's Ray William Johnson......

[corncornrocks]

blamarang lol...what was the point of this?

[ApacheMan2K]

@corncornrocks Was there a point in the first place?

[Nixon072]

HEY WHATS HAPPENING FORUM

[ApacheMan2K]

Good Lord, Ludwig von Drake's version of "Mickey and the Beanstalk" was better than this!

[electroboy2007]

y u do dis Disney? Y U DO DIS? Hearing that guy call Goofy and Donald "that guy" makes me want to kill someone.

[newinchwonder]

What retard approved this?  No respect, just gutter shit.

[ToxBoxProductions]

No, Disney. No, I can't "have a laugh". Not any more. Not after what you've done.

[Drarack]

i actually like this because i find it kind of entertaining how bad this is.

[LatestUFOSightings]

Is this some special edition for autistic children?

[Frankenstrat247]

OH SHIT I JUST LOST

[WillMio]

BLAM!! LOL!!

[MutsumiOtohime78]

RIGHT YOU ARE VIC

[Sulu41]

Fail vlog is fail

[SaveTheMooses]

NOT ENOUGH RECORD NEEDLE SCRATCHES

[sloochy]

To the entire shower of cunts that are even tangentially involved in the production of this: I pray with every fibre of my being that Zombie Walt Disney rises from his grave, tracks each one of you motherfuckers down; and using his zombie strength to overpower and pin you all to the floor, squats over your faces and plants a huge festering 44-year-old fucking zombie shit into each of your cretinous, cancerous mouths.

[Disasteradio]

If they ever get Walt out of the freezer alive I think he'll shoot himself in the head over this one.

[frankenvonvogler]

I

what

so

rather than actually make anything remotely original or funny all they elected to do was to just erase the audio from 50+ years old cartoons and voice them over with a kid who sounds like the nadir of the I LOV XBAWKS AND JOHN CENA generation, all the while not realizing the jokes in the cartoon were all already self-explanatory and don't need this annoying jerkoff telling them back to us.

[dethbiker]

How are they referring to one of the classic Disney characters as "THIS GUY"???

[sbaketown]

BLAM THIS GUY CHECK OUT THIS GUY WHOAHH HOHOH THIS GUY BLAMMERANG REWIND THE BLAM CAM LETS SEE THIS GUY AGAIN CHECK OUT BLAM!

[AttackerJack]

Rob Schneider derp de derp a derp

[dylbob1979]

It's like great old Disney meets Ray William Johnson. I hate this.

[HeavyarmSTRIKER]

@dylbob1979 I HATE RAY WILLIAM JOHNSON

[HeavyarmSTRIKER]

why do they think the jokes need jokes over them?

[wilhelmscreamer1]

these are so funny even the look out for that blamerang

[timbo35353]

@wilhelmscreamer1 ... How could you think these are funny?

[MarioSonic2010]

I may hate Disney Channel today, but that doesn't mean I hate BLAM!

[CaptainRooble]

..this is really retarded..

BLAAAAAEEEEEUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM­MM!.... or not

[hunggararam]

this is the most idiotic dumest videos i have seen my life i think that disney is not the same as it us to be as in the real disney BLAM should be distrod. u see most people already think that it is not funny!!!!!!! if u think i am right u should comment my writing.

[JeonardShadby505]

I never liked the idea of suicide. But after watching these things, I've given it serious reconsideration.

[Chaofanatic]

Disney has officialy raped my childhood...

Raped it, eaten it, thrown up on it, sat on it, fed it to zombies, turned it into a cold unfeeling machine, gave it crapfest sound effects and voiceovers, then raped it again...

Why would they do that?

Why?

WHY!?!

I didn't do anything wrong...

[FroggoFan651]

Is it me, or is Jason Marsden (the guy doing the voice-over) taking pleasure in Goofy and Donald's pain?

[gtavicecityfan02]

lol random nigger dancing at the beginning

[gtavicecityfan02]

fuck disney

[Qena]

Look out for that blamerang! so cheesy that its funny

[censoredouche777]

These things suck!

[yubinsa]

these thing are so gay

[AntonyBlalock]

Big Lipped Aligator Moment?