CH Live: NYC - Dan Gurewitch (5/20/09)

[mayrosedrop]

sooooo funny! i looove him!!! hes my fav at college humor!

[2011BoNeY]

Why is this guy not famous?

[6c685]

@2011BoNeY hhhhhe pretty much is

[ZhouFantastic]

Wow he's hilarious haha.

[dancandii]

#2: RRRRRRRRAPE HER!!!

[TwoStupidGirlsYT]

Great show, what an amazing stand up comedian. Good on you Dan you legend, you make me (and im sure many others) laugh so much. :)

[Visfen]

Oh man, Dan is hilarious.

[fgdmerol]

Kayaking hahahaha

[DJSlushyIce]

amazing comedian

[tikifreakazoid]

He should honestly do a full standup show and put the album out. I'd buy it.

[RatePage]

hes great

[Immabeast679]

I played scategories earlier and I had that same thing.

[TheShadoKnite]

lol the top comments be true he's like the best but he is still high as fuck.

[HermioneTPR]

He might bust out kayaking and rrrape you.

I LOL'd

[RedDeadRedemptionROX]

It would have been great if he just went "Nyooooap. Nyooooap." from the car alarms sketch lol

[JadedStar01]

Dan is definitely one of my favorites from CH :]

[TriciaVines358]

Had tears in my eyes from laughing a minute and a half in and I am usually pretty good about holding in my laughter.. Oh Dan you're so funny!!!!

[grobiegirl12]

lol i love dan

[forwheniamweak]

Damn Dan, you really know how to get a girl... :)

[snowskateskate]

extra terrestrial with Cerebral Palsy hahahahahah

[Moonsorrow15]

Listening to I am afraid was funny

[MisterAviate]

Beef Gurewitch, hahahaha, BEEF GUREWITCH!!!!

[LittlePinkSnowball]

dan celebrates christmas?

[indiangoddessx22]

I TOTALLY REMEMBER THAT AEEUOOOOOOUUUUU toy he was talking about! what the fuck IS that lol

[meaganmariezuko]

I loooooooooooooooove this man

[88blair88]

"Yuou can learn to read" I exploded at that part

[DistinctlyRandom]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-bunch of grapes

[skaryskate87]

wheres the rest of the stand up

[1zacster]

I saw you on chiller's top 13 scariest movies, thumbs up if you did too!

[MurphyMoose94]

OMG I LOVE THOSE PLASTIC TUBES

[hyperhavoc]

Dan is SEX!

[TheBestestMedicine]

ROFLMAO @ 2:59

[bjon47]

AAAAOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUPP XD

[RefusetoListen]

Dan is the best!

[michaelyo993]

dan is good but PETE HOLMES

[paranoid0control]

and uh uh, ehmm, sex

[lukassnakeman]

an extra terrestrial with cerebral palsy !

[Sexaland23]

look at dan closely dosent he look like a lighter version of ludacris

[theofficefan731]

LOVE THIS MAN

[gilesvang]

My name is Giles!!!

[scoob96]

Dan has to be their best writer and comedian college humor has

[mbabitt]

R-r-r-r-r-ape!

[MegaTouchy]

Is it me, or does Dan look like Seananners?

[pkidfire]

@MegaTouchy that's what i thought too lol it's probly the beard and eyes

[The4Mad2Hatter0]

lmfao How is it that I've never heard of Dan Gurewitch before I started watching these College Humor videos??

[superawesom3]

Then ending LMAO!!!

[TheAmateurFilmMakers]

He looks alot like Malarkey from band of brothers

[MsDementedArts]

Dan is so funny! :D I wonder if he performs live often in NY?

BEEF GUREWITCH!

[TehLief]

Dan has always been the best :D

[BestofBacon]

Sigh.. I can't roll my r's. I'll never be like Dan..!

[aliBanali103]

dan, omigod i love you, but jeans with runners? tut tut

he is so funny though! :)

[lukassnakeman]

kayaking is not a sport, its just an awesome activity! sports hav points

[JonasParamoreForever]

and uh-rrrrape you. 

[ThaPrey]

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrape her!!!

[LulzLeilani]

Great sense of humor this guy's got. I'd love to see more of his stuff.

[karinaproduction]

i literally lol'd

[kevinesmez]

@TheSupaYoshi DAN

[westxlcr]

Hilarious.

[nodare023]

isn't dan jewish?

[YourLordVicious]

Funny guy.... Always was my favorite, and now I see why...

I bet he wrote the best bits..

[shadowchicken]

Ok u can learn to read

[ocping]

Alright you can learn to read <-- lmao

[RandomSyde]

lool nice

[butmeemec]

i have one of those tubes at my cabin!

[PasteTheNinja]

haha! that was hilarious

[endlessiphone239]

Number 2 rape her

[abcbamzz]

why dont they do skits,

why stand up

[Jordan7771000]

Dan is awesome

[tchanabc]

i thought Dan was jewish

LOLz

[Italian4Evz]

Hey this was posted on my birthday!!! ok dan is cute, funny and fucking hot.. hes the total package like no lie!

[thefuzzk]

hilarious.

[oOpussymagnetOo]

Rape her!! i'm laughing tears :D

[Jjjazzj4]

i favorited it at 3:08. lmao

[jawsh302]

ok., normally., on CH videos., Streeter and Dan are equally hilarious for me., but when it comes to stand up., Dan just takes it..

[Daviticus1000]

Apple?:)

[Watupm]

absolutely halarious

[ownagepie24]

THIS IS NOT THE PLACE FOR SPAM, LOSER!

[sachiel3rd]

Dan has becoming my favorite lately!

[mepusege]

@sachiel3rd nice grammar XD

[zerno7]

@sachiel3rd is he still

[txskin666]

rrrrrrrrrape her

[robin533]

EPIC

[CowLick00]

More Dan, more Dan please! :)

[TisThePanda]

Dan is the best comedian they got

[HoaxKiss]

UUuuuaaauUuuuhhh

*turn upside down*

AAaauuuUUUuuaaAh

bahaha

[DylansGarage]

AAAAA Bunch of grapes! hahaha to friggin funny

[PnzrDiv666]

Best CH live evar!

[OrangeMoleRat]

haha win

[DunderDani]

get the fuck out of youtube, noone wants to talk to you

[brandoncherrymusic]

Darn! That ended too soon. :-(

He's really funny. I hope they show more next time.

[jbrosr4ever]

pretty funny

[williamtom0]

ayeayyaey, i have one of those,

[sjoerdsuper]

youtube is not a dating site

and.. no

[trinitykiller2]

lol i literally almost pissed myself!

[SmartestPlaYA]

it was okay, nothing too funny

[drumminghobo1]

cool story bro

[SmartestPlaYA]

whats your problem?

[djamieengland]

Thanks for sharing.

[SmartestPlaYA]

hmm no, i dont think thats what you intended to say. Why me though? why not the other 600-700 comments congratulating him?

[3truewords]

"interrupt her in the middle of her embroidery and say. okay! you can learn to read".

LOLOLOL that was original

[thecheesypig]

he has a future in this. thats cool

[wtfstfu101]

he's already in his future...because thats basically his job

[girl2h4u]

HA!

[kokomjolk1]

hahahahahaha xD

[feefee8]

hes hilarious

[toxin789]

rrr-rrr-rape her! dans great at this :)

[narutochatmaker4]

tell her she can learn to read

[imawesomelikethat]

hes def the best stand up on ch hes got natural talent

[lightlord99]

Just found out his mom was my fifth grade math teacher. Swear on my life.

[Mattisbehindyou]

number 2: rr-r--r-r-rape her!

[Blupenguin71]

i love those auh! things! lol

[severenteo]

definitely the best CH Live performer yet

[PokeyTheElite]

R-r-r-r-r-rape her!

[glowstick]

He is actually pretty funny. I wasn't expecting that

[normandie350]

this guys funny without being annoying as fuck like amir

[liveandlaughangie]

best stand up on college humor so far, i think:)

[WorldWideWerner]

I probs need to be American to find this funny...

[pheidias1]

I had one of those tubes!

[yellowcougar18]

So did I. You were mean to shake them so they sounded like someone was being thrown around inside them, or like you were shaking a leprechaun.

Around that time someone came up with the idea of putting a rubber hand on the end of a noisy tube, and then making it a backscratcher. So when you scratch your back, ya get the noise.

Sold pretty well, if I remember.

[Vaylinne]

best stand up on college humor, fantastic performance

[blacksurgeband]

That was actually hilarious!

[AndrewHamelin22]

Easily my favorit CH member, reallllly funny!

[Kilal2oo]

just incase people think f5 will do something to their computer, it doesnt, just refreshes the current webpage, =P but yeah refreshing the page works to get rid of the adds =D

[inordinatelyordinary]

omg SO FUNNY.

[labapare]

Dane Cook said those exact same jokes.... who came with it first? still funny

[megamanrox]

Dan is really funny. I was laughing alot.

[WutzaSkill]

number 2

Rrrrrrrrrrrape her

[SpeakSSllooww]

I loved those noise stick things!!

They were amazing.

I had one. xD

[horchada1]

This guy is really funny, couldn't stop laughing this whole video.

[peteyandjaydee]

best stand up on college humor

[Paolomondo]

"you can learn how to read" hahahahahahahaha

[Zinriusminazen]

Rrrrrrrrrape her !

Such good advice Lol

[blaqchameleon]

haha i been tryna imitate the sound those tubes make for months hahah so funny!

[springit89]

omg funniest shit everr hahha

[popcorn10124]

best out of them all

[gadsmand]

dan kinda reminds me of steve carell

[theholygod]

Dan is easily the best at these

[DemonToastOfDarkness]

DAMN U ADS BY GOOGLE!!!

[dcgh010]

lmao i hate those

[WakkoWarner1]

f5 to skip ads

[koji8123]

psst. if you get an add by google, press f5 ;)

[planktosh]

u a 56 year old white guy that uses viagra to get wood?

[planktosh]

hahaha great, really funny nice dan

[piovesan121]

great stuff

[h20kill]

FIRST POST!!!

[Fatdawg11]

Ivee noticed that when the comedian works for college humor there much funnier. Like when street did his immpression of a brit. (which theres nothing wrong with being a brit) And this was funny too

[lookingforstuff101]

Lol, Dan's adorable.

[MohaaVeteran]

this guys like the kid from Hancock who tells Hancock he's an asshole while he's laying on the bench at the near start of the movie lol

By the way I don't think this is a serious stand up :P

[Lookaloop]

HAHA. i remember those tubes.

[MidnightPancakes]

That was genuinely awesome.

[Xiansiempre]

i dont know whats sadder using a laugh track or the fact that this is not a laugh track but sounds like one

seriously its like theres a light-up sign that reads APPLAUSE

dan is awesome though

[theNimboo]

He's legitimately funny dude, who needs a sign or a laugh track?

[jansmit1960]

when you have to put a laughter-tape behind your standup comedy, you must know you suck

[williamtom0]

when you have to go to youtube and make up shit, you must know you have no life

[DatBoiZues]

the ugliest speaker i have ever seen

[MannequinMedia]

Best CH Live I've seen so far =D

[CharlieFreakin]

5 stars for R-r-r-r-raping!

[cooldaddy3]

win!

[JamieBlake001]

618th WOO !

[sumadre101]

hahh, that was refreshingly hilarious

[dovermoreno]

Dan can sure make r-r-r-r-r-r-raping sound fun !

[jimdandy2499]

Definitely the funniest live performance I've seen so far:)

[JoePivot]

haha this is the funniest live so far.

[felixthemaster1]

number two:

rrrrape her!

[jsbud333]

not that great...blah

[StefandSharn09346209]

an extraterestrial with cerebal palsy =D

[Glufster]

This guy is hillarious

[SolusAotearoa]

Hehehe

[Devedza]

One of the best CH Live was from this guy... ;)

[MichaelAndyDodds]

this is surprisingly decent for college humour standup

[mikez565]

Pinch a loaf on the Bard!

...dan is a better writer

[flash06]

not funny at all