And it's not about baking Jews.. It's about the re birth of jews without hitler. You never say what's not in a recipe. Egg = Adolf. That's why everyone cheers for no egg
I've never made them with hash, but preferably use walnuts and carefully roll them in confectioners sugar AFTER baking at about 325 degrees Fahrenheit... most likely no more than 7 minutes... just until edges become golden.....only half the size of eyeballs...and yes, KEINE EIER!!! LOL!!! Enjoy!!!
You and everyone reading this will be free to make up their own minds if they want to repent and worship the source of all life Elohim in the mighty name of Jesus Christ. May your eyes, ears, heart, and mind be opened forever to the Truth in Jesus Name.
Respond to this video... Its Actually the balls of Satan. The guy speaking the recipe in the song tried out for Bass when D'Amour left. Chancellor got the job but this dude still made his mark on one of the greatest progressive rock albums ever!
@coreytheace I think it might be a joke about how people will fall in love with songs that make no sense, but the tone of voice makes it sound all deep and such. I wouldn't be suprised if Tool did this to see how many of their own fans would simply go along with the song and think it's so amazing and deep, and how many would be smart enough to look up the lyrics.
@coreytheace I think it might be a joke about how people will fall in love with songs that make no sense, but the tone of voice makes it sound all deep and such. I wouldn't be suprised if Tool did this to see how many of their own fans would simply go along with the song and think it's so amazing and deep, and how many would be smart enough to look up the lyrics. Another, much broader, satire from this song would be preaching and speaches.
The concept of baking a cake with no eggs signifies that 'Tool' themselves didn't need to be corrupted by Jews (eggs) to further their development within the music industry. That it doesn't have to be a system (making a cake) revolving around jews and what they say. The German language approach with a supposed tempered sound threaded within the speach rises (to an extent) a connection to how Hitler had spoken. And you then go on to here a crowd going wild in the background. (Nazis)
The whole thing signifies it was a band making for English audiences a song that sounded evil and German but was actually a pot brownie recipe. The "and no eggs"/crowd cheering part was because -and see if you can get this, meta-conceptually speaking- it was fucking funny.
Take your semiotics degree, throw it in the trashcan, and go get a fucking job, you hipster twit.
meant no disrespect.. and like another who questioned my explanation, i say to you that my info is sourced from a Tool follower. it's just a statement. And it's not like i wrote the song, i can't accurately predict the background meaning of it, and this clearly indicates that many theories and ideas on the symbolism arises. I can't do much about exploration :P and if you can provide sources for ur info, i'll support it. & no degree here. i'm just a 17-year-old who's finishing y12.
@menckencynic Lol. nah mate, don't say sorry, it's all good.
I do have a general interest into the understanding of certain things. It's just one of few things i do and i can't help :P
But look, i knew some facts and gave them to me in a story that interconnects.. It's a theory then.
However, your's isn't so much based on much. Although, i heard from another commenter that some of tool's songs are jokes, so i could be wrong. As i said, i'll look into it myself. Sweet on this?
@DbsDoom It should be, shouldn't it? Especially with the type of butter I'm using,
Seriously though I tried the recipe while listening to the song and the dough just wouldn't hold together. So I added more butter.and then it wasn't sweet enough so I dumped more sugar in. Then I threw in about a 2 gram molten hash block and baked the whole mess. The results were wonderful, Die Eier von Satan.
I just realized that guy shares a dastardly resemblance to my dad. They're both bald, kinda scary, and speak german. Why do I realize this after watching the video a dozen times? Well... I tried the recipe, and ate the whole batch, so blame the turkish hashish!
@chronicfresh you're a little bit angry aren't you. I like how you changed your post after you thought the first one didn't post. You're a funny guy. Now go get happy
@linklai Tool really doesn't have a music video for this. The music video you probley saw was made by someone else. However, during the song they keep on saying "no eggs". Eggs actually represent the Jewish people. Without eggs, a recipe is flat, and without Jews, a culture is flat. In the end it is a political statement, knocking Nazism and at Americans, who will immediately associate a German speaker to Hitler, even without knowing the text.
@haseoice Are you fucking stupid? Why do you think that maynard doesn't allow the release of the lyrics of his songs until one month or more has passed. Because he wants the listener to absorb it, Take it in, in their own personal way. You may see this as a cookie recipe, whereas Rednose440 see's it as a reference to the holocaust. Nobody is right, The only "wrong" people are those who are ignorant, that refuse cant read between the lines. You know what someone Force-feed you. The plain text.
@kretanragazzo The eggs are somthing that the singer used to represent the jewish people. If you know how to bake cookies, you know that you need eggs...without eggs the cookies become flat and they don't taste good. Without jews the culture is flat (maybe that's better wording than what I gave before....might help you a bit to understand) If you have anymore problems let me know and I'll try to help you figure it out :)
To all those people saying this has nothing to do with nazis, go watch the music video. The guy does the "hail hitler" thing. Coincidence? I think not.
wow i didnt think it was for cookies... me and my dad tried to figuer it out but we knew one thing that it was german so we did everything we could to find tyhe transiltion and we found it here on this vido XD... and im 11 and i love to rock out to tool
There is also a parallel between the reactions of people to perceived evils – those who would be up in arms about “that Nazi song” might just be the very same who would be outraged that a band be allowed to condone “illicit drugs” on an album. Think for yourself.
Then there is this idea: If you were to remake yourself, to improve things inside you, would you leave out the seeds of evil, the eggs of Satan – in you that tempt you to continue a destructive cycle?
The moral to this one is that things are not always as they seem. Tool’s most consistent message to their listeners is that they should think for themselves, and “question everything”. It shouldn’t come as too much of a surprise then that what will sound like a Nazi propaganda rally to anyone eager to draw conclusions is actually a recipe for hash cookies.
I think anyone trying to read Holocaust meanings out of this song are missing the point.
The entire AEnima album was about opening up your mind to the possibilities - so that you consider that there is no one absolute truth or agenda to everything. (In this case, ominous chanting in German doesn't mean it has ANYTHING whatsoever to do with Nazism; that is just the direction your mind goes when you take things at face value.)
lmfao that is awesome,and hilarious!! Only Tool could get away with singing in german on how to make cookies,and still make it sound awesome!! Thanks for sharing this man..Awesome work on the vid btw
Enough to never try and bake something on your own. More! To stay at home, and never go out. For your own safety :D. Good translation!!!!! But again, who will ever understand Mainard's maind :D
@sindo1996 It's a joke on americans, when they hear a german speaking to a crowd and with the accompanied industrial metal music they automatically think its to do with Nazism and Hitler, but its is just a cake recipe. They say no eggs because an egg is a symbol of life in Jewish religion, no eggs = no life (reference to the holocaust)
whoever thought this was a recipy....you are a retarted dumb fuck.... ITs about the Holacaust( i know i spelt that wrong but idgaf) eggs= jews, 15 min at 200 degrees= cremation of the jews, 150g of nuts= people in a metal assylium..... dumb fucks......
Except there are no eggs in the recipe when it's put in the oven. So by your logic, the Jews weren't cremated. Face it; it's a recipe. Also, it's hard to be insulted when someone who misspelled: recipe, retarded, Holocaust, (since you're probably not British or Australian) spelled, mental, and asylum calls anyone else a dumb fuck.
Are y'all serious? Yes there may be some secondary reason (it is MJK afterall) but this song is a recipe in German for hash cookies. UND KEINE EIER! (with no eggs)
The hole song is about the Holocost,no eggs = no Jews,place in oven for 15 mins at 200 deg ment the cremation of dead Jews,and 150g nuts ment the killing of mental ppl.well that's what my English teacher said,
jaja wow i knew this song for a long time and this whole time i thought it was about hell or something like world war two lol but this whole time it was about hash cookies lmfao
Yeah all theyre doing is trying to psych out the tool fans who don't know what they're listening to. Like... "this is the redone speech of hitler from the 1940s or something" when it's just a cookie recipe. that's why they added the crowd sounds and all the voice acting
you're taking the meaning too far. it's just a recipe lol. it's almost a joke, like tool is purposely trying to deceive you into believing there is something deeper. Kinda like when they explain their name has something to do with lacrimology.
Have u heard of Hitler's missing EGG?
Alinejust4fun 4 days ago
Maynard isn't about hate just cause he has anger.. He loves.
Tattucker00 2 weeks ago
And it's not about baking Jews.. It's about the re birth of jews without hitler. You never say what's not in a recipe. Egg = Adolf. That's why everyone cheers for no egg
Tattucker00 2 weeks ago
This is so deep. Most people don't even know it's about the holocaust.
Tattucker00 2 weeks ago
he was baking jews =/
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Jackd91 1 month ago
Looks like Robin Williams... But more wrinkled.
GeistvonWut 2 months ago
The eyes have it.... Insanity! Badass!!!
V5i1c5k0i 3 months ago
Good recipe, only um, how about 6 grams of turkish hashish?
MMAboi1126 3 months ago
" auf einen gefettetes beckplech legen" :D
MrBiffi 3 months ago 2
I've never made them with hash, but preferably use walnuts and carefully roll them in confectioners sugar AFTER baking at about 325 degrees Fahrenheit... most likely no more than 7 minutes... just until edges become golden.....only half the size of eyeballs...and yes, KEINE EIER!!! LOL!!! Enjoy!!!
herdingdrive 3 months ago 3
i deadset thought this song was some imitation of a hitler speech :L
Chelseaman451 3 months ago
@Chelseaman451 me to dude. me to
jared187able 1 month ago
ive always wondered why a crowd was cheering...
mayhem1029 3 months ago
well..the eggs of satatn..or the balls of satatn.. :D
DJLethalBringItOn 3 months ago
HOLY SHIT What is my grandpa doing in a tool video
Psilocybong420 4 months ago 3
The missing ingredients to the portal cake!
fram4153 4 months ago
He looks disturbed when he realizes there are no eggs at 1:25
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Respond to this video... Its Actually the balls of Satan. The guy speaking the recipe in the song tried out for Bass when D'Amour left. Chancellor got the job but this dude still made his mark on one of the greatest progressive rock albums ever!
90thMeridian 4 months ago
Viewer vids suck. But this is the shit. Well done
ImFrankRizzo 4 months ago in playlist Liked 3
the eggs are jews
spooge4569 5 months ago
its about jews
spooge4569 5 months ago
guys, it's missing eggs. -.-
LostSquadProductions 5 months ago
@tonkali it's German not French
AM3RIKAN1 5 months ago
this song sound like a hilter speech or something lol
Mrfotsinitsu420 5 months ago
This is actually recipe for French (I think it is), cookies called Satan's Eggs. I have a box that someone gave me once :).
tonkali 5 months ago
Eat some shrooms and watch this video.
Unholyfuture010 6 months ago
Steve Austin aint lookin so good these days
LS6Z28 6 months ago
When my mom makes my birthday cake I'm gonna make her say "Sim salabim bamba salodo saladim" hahaha
Chameleonizer 6 months ago
Not as scary if you hide the guys eyes.
Lizeera 6 months ago
NO EGGS
RKTologist 7 months ago
wow, creepy. The song "the balls of satan" had 29666 viewss when I saw it, three sixes... eesh.
stuntmcnuggt 7 months ago
Man...fuck eggs...
Meestarcheez 7 months ago
ok...so someone...explain this ...song?...to me...thanks!
coreytheace 7 months ago
@coreytheace I think it might be a joke about how people will fall in love with songs that make no sense, but the tone of voice makes it sound all deep and such. I wouldn't be suprised if Tool did this to see how many of their own fans would simply go along with the song and think it's so amazing and deep, and how many would be smart enough to look up the lyrics.
Enicbry11 7 months ago
@coreytheace I think it might be a joke about how people will fall in love with songs that make no sense, but the tone of voice makes it sound all deep and such. I wouldn't be suprised if Tool did this to see how many of their own fans would simply go along with the song and think it's so amazing and deep, and how many would be smart enough to look up the lyrics. Another, much broader, satire from this song would be preaching and speaches.
Enicbry11 7 months ago
@Enicbry11 makes sense. Thanks for your insight!
coreytheace 7 months ago
@coreytheace
The concept of baking a cake with no eggs signifies that 'Tool' themselves didn't need to be corrupted by Jews (eggs) to further their development within the music industry. That it doesn't have to be a system (making a cake) revolving around jews and what they say. The German language approach with a supposed tempered sound threaded within the speach rises (to an extent) a connection to how Hitler had spoken. And you then go on to here a crowd going wild in the background. (Nazis)
chrisadrumz 6 months ago
@chrisadrumz No it didn't.
The whole thing signifies it was a band making for English audiences a song that sounded evil and German but was actually a pot brownie recipe. The "and no eggs"/crowd cheering part was because -and see if you can get this, meta-conceptually speaking- it was fucking funny.
Take your semiotics degree, throw it in the trashcan, and go get a fucking job, you hipster twit.
menckencynic 6 months ago
Mate,
meant no disrespect.. and like another who questioned my explanation, i say to you that my info is sourced from a Tool follower. it's just a statement. And it's not like i wrote the song, i can't accurately predict the background meaning of it, and this clearly indicates that many theories and ideas on the symbolism arises. I can't do much about exploration :P and if you can provide sources for ur info, i'll support it. & no degree here. i'm just a 17-year-old who's finishing y12.
chrisadrumz 6 months ago
@chrisadrumz Ok, sorry for the overblown farrow on the semiotics lecture, just you're reading into it. Trust me, you're wrong.
menckencynic 6 months ago
@menckencynic Lol. nah mate, don't say sorry, it's all good.
I do have a general interest into the understanding of certain things. It's just one of few things i do and i can't help :P
But look, i knew some facts and gave them to me in a story that interconnects.. It's a theory then.
However, your's isn't so much based on much. Although, i heard from another commenter that some of tool's songs are jokes, so i could be wrong. As i said, i'll look into it myself. Sweet on this?
chrisadrumz 5 months ago
@menckencynic i knew some facts and a mate gave put them into a story in which interconnects*
A few spelling mistakes :P
chrisadrumz 5 months ago
@menckencynic Relax man
chrisadrumz 6 months ago
Im going to have nightmares.
MrLegalizeweed 7 months ago 2
Creepy old man.......
skullgirlify 8 months ago
AND NO EGG!! Lmfao fucking hilarious
DGKALLDAY84 8 months ago
WTF! creepy... Much!!
wreckedcobaltss 8 months ago
on knifetip turkisk hash? how good is the turkisk hash they smoke???
PersoonB 8 months ago
thats the maddest video,
tripped me out hard,
<3tool<---
JJproductions852 8 months ago
150g Nuts?...
THATS ALOTA NUTS! (See Completly Random Refference - KUNG POW: ENTER THE FIST)
EmmsAccount 8 months ago 3
@EmmsAccount That'll be 4 bucks baby, YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?!! bwahahahaha
XxChEaNkYxX 8 months ago
im going to cook this just to see what happens :D
hillwed 9 months ago 33
@hillwed AND SO...WHAT HAPPENED?
BanOxyCred 6 months ago
@hillwed Be sure to say the magic words "Sim Salabim Bamba Salodo Saladim".
jonnyasprin 6 months ago
@hillwed and you create the universe LOL
robert8164 4 months ago
@hillwed but don't forgen the knifetip turkish hash....
jiotis81 3 months ago
@hillwed Good luck finding turkish hashish
SkyssLeighty 3 weeks ago
Whenever I need to make Hitler Cookies, I just say the magic words, Sim Salabim Bamba Salodo Saladim! lol wtF?
49ers1013 9 months ago
lol you cant see the red dislike button^^
xtracentral 9 months ago
Oh my god I only was watching 7 seconds of the video and I feel very scared due to that head haha
DOGYpaw47 10 months ago
lol, that face is creepy! this made me and my friend laugh so hard...
InkOnTheWolvez 10 months ago
I think one knifetip of hash is not enough, should be like a 1/2 oz... just saying
karnzkeltic 10 months ago
Eier, wir brauchen Eier
towelie86 11 months ago
que grande esta banda!!!!
SKBIO07 11 months ago
NO EGGS
0o0TheFameMonster0o0 11 months ago
epic man love it
totallcody 1 year ago
They just made this song to prove to ppl that ennything in german sounds eveil even cookies!!=)
Whitepride95 1 year ago 2
Needs more butter, sugar... and hash.
IHIMSELF666 1 year ago 20
@IHIMSELF666 and no eggs....
PunkAsPhuck96 11 months ago
@IHIMSELF666 Half a pound of butter isn't enough for you?
DbsDoom 5 months ago
@DbsDoom It should be, shouldn't it? Especially with the type of butter I'm using,
Seriously though I tried the recipe while listening to the song and the dough just wouldn't hold together. So I added more butter.and then it wasn't sweet enough so I dumped more sugar in. Then I threw in about a 2 gram molten hash block and baked the whole mess. The results were wonderful, Die Eier von Satan.
IHIMSELF666 5 months ago
@IHIMSELF666 and eggs
jr74961324 2 months ago
@DevonDulaney Dude... that was 6 MONTHS AGO. I barely knew anything then.
soraos21 1 year ago
He has a thing for NO EGGS.
MadMusicLiam 1 year ago
I just realized that guy shares a dastardly resemblance to my dad. They're both bald, kinda scary, and speak german. Why do I realize this after watching the video a dozen times? Well... I tried the recipe, and ate the whole batch, so blame the turkish hashish!
IHIMSELF666 1 year ago
that was.....AWESOME!
Varibyss13 1 year ago
lol sound like cake to me
TheDragonslayerjoe 1 year ago
@chronicfresh you're a little bit angry aren't you. I like how you changed your post after you thought the first one didn't post. You're a funny guy. Now go get happy
linklai 1 year ago
@linklai Tool really doesn't have a music video for this. The music video you probley saw was made by someone else. However, during the song they keep on saying "no eggs". Eggs actually represent the Jewish people. Without eggs, a recipe is flat, and without Jews, a culture is flat. In the end it is a political statement, knocking Nazism and at Americans, who will immediately associate a German speaker to Hitler, even without knowing the text.
Rednose440 1 year ago
@Rednose440 .. shut up. they're fucking cookies.
haseoice 1 year ago
@haseoice not very good cookies. it will get you high but it doesn't taste very good.
Rednose440 1 year ago
@haseoice Are you fucking stupid? Why do you think that maynard doesn't allow the release of the lyrics of his songs until one month or more has passed. Because he wants the listener to absorb it, Take it in, in their own personal way. You may see this as a cookie recipe, whereas Rednose440 see's it as a reference to the holocaust. Nobody is right, The only "wrong" people are those who are ignorant, that refuse cant read between the lines. You know what someone Force-feed you. The plain text.
EpsilonWolfBreach 11 months ago 6
@EpsilonWolfBreach well said sir. You have done maynard proud
BOOSHBOYDOM 10 months ago
@Rednose440 can you explain the connection between "eggs" and jewish??why do eggs represent jewish?
kretanragazzo 1 year ago
@kretanragazzo The eggs are somthing that the singer used to represent the jewish people. If you know how to bake cookies, you know that you need eggs...without eggs the cookies become flat and they don't taste good. Without jews the culture is flat (maybe that's better wording than what I gave before....might help you a bit to understand) If you have anymore problems let me know and I'll try to help you figure it out :)
Rednose440 1 year ago
@Rednose440 the analysis is great.So maynard chooses jewish to represent eggs for no particular reason...?
kretanragazzo 1 year ago
@Rednose440 It doesn't represent the jews. Don't place meaning where there is none.
DevonDulaney 1 year ago
@DevonDulaney Please read from the reply that I have to Kretenragazzo... if you have anymore questions let me know and I'll try to help.
Rednose440 1 year ago
@Rednose440 ive never associATED anything to hitler only if it actually was hitler u paranoid idiot
doeyenou 1 year ago
To all those people saying this has nothing to do with nazis, go watch the music video. The guy does the "hail hitler" thing. Coincidence? I think not.
linklai 1 year ago
@linklai tool has no official video for this, any videos floating around are made by somebody else. idiot
chronicfresh 1 year ago
@linklai tool doesn't have a music video for this song. whatever you saw, somebody else made. stuuuupiddddd
chronicfresh 1 year ago
So...how are the cookies?
AoTruBlu 1 year ago 2
wow i didnt think it was for cookies... me and my dad tried to figuer it out but we knew one thing that it was german so we did everything we could to find tyhe transiltion and we found it here on this vido XD... and im 11 and i love to rock out to tool
WildPenguinz789 1 year ago
There is also a parallel between the reactions of people to perceived evils – those who would be up in arms about “that Nazi song” might just be the very same who would be outraged that a band be allowed to condone “illicit drugs” on an album. Think for yourself.
Then there is this idea: If you were to remake yourself, to improve things inside you, would you leave out the seeds of evil, the eggs of Satan – in you that tempt you to continue a destructive cycle?
chronicfresh 1 year ago
“The Eggs of Satan”
The moral to this one is that things are not always as they seem. Tool’s most consistent message to their listeners is that they should think for themselves, and “question everything”. It shouldn’t come as too much of a surprise then that what will sound like a Nazi propaganda rally to anyone eager to draw conclusions is actually a recipe for hash cookies.
chronicfresh 1 year ago 2
how did you do this?!
babygurlballin 1 year ago
@babygurlballin I used a program called Crazy Talk
Skunkbud68 1 year ago
@Skunkbud68 where can I get the program?
thund3rch1ck1n 1 year ago
@Skunkbud68 everything looks so realistic except the eyes should of dimmed the white around them make it a lil more dim
frostiethewicked 1 year ago
Only tool could make a song that's actually a recipe sound good
halfonit 1 year ago
I think anyone trying to read Holocaust meanings out of this song are missing the point.
The entire AEnima album was about opening up your mind to the possibilities - so that you consider that there is no one absolute truth or agenda to everything. (In this case, ominous chanting in German doesn't mean it has ANYTHING whatsoever to do with Nazism; that is just the direction your mind goes when you take things at face value.)
Now I want some hash cookies.
DigitalOberon 1 year ago
dont need a translation haha ;D
Sagitariuz 1 year ago
twisted sh!t.......wtf
U2RULZ 1 year ago
If Maynard gets his own Cooking show i will watch it!
He is talking good german very good actually!
Im German
VlikeVince777 1 year ago
wow is this for real??? lol i never knew this song was a resipe for cookies (IN GERMAN!!)
lolvids2 1 year ago
@lolvids2 i know, right?!
SibilantTongue 1 year ago
lmfao that is awesome,and hilarious!! Only Tool could get away with singing in german on how to make cookies,and still make it sound awesome!! Thanks for sharing this man..Awesome work on the vid btw
jjhawki 1 year ago
und keine eier
DaWeedHH 1 year ago
@DaWeedHH UND KEINE EIER! *crowd cheers and screams*
Fanatic4500 1 year ago
How did you do this?
DrummerDlux 1 year ago
Holy crap that was awesome, lol!!
Snowboardbb86 1 year ago
AND NO EGG!!!!!!!!!
invaderzim34511 1 year ago
I've ben told that Turkish Hash is a drug... so... basically, these are high-cakes. Like what is made when you put pot into the brownies.
soraos21 1 year ago
@soraos21
duh hash is pot
Lam3 1 year ago
@soraos21 Turkish hash is a selectively bred type of hash... Usual pot has what 0,1%-1,0% THC, the Turkish can have up to 25%!
Frust93 1 year ago 2
@soraos21 ...wow, did you figure that out by yourself? lmao, just plain man. but yeah... obviously, hash is pot.
DevonDulaney 1 year ago
hahaha, i didnt think i would laugh
satan163 1 year ago
is that the real translation?
mothershipish1 1 year ago
@mothershipish1 Yes.
saffronsmelly 1 year ago
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@mothershipish1
Yes.
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XDNessa1 1 year ago
@mothershipish1 yes indeed :]
XDNessa1 1 year ago
@mothershipish1 yes
Roadiepat 1 year ago
wtf?
thedragonryder 1 year ago
Pretty creepy.... But this was dope! Wow, I want to know what it means though. The whole "No eggs" part is pretty interesting...
xXSurgeMeisterXx 1 year ago
whats up with freddy kruger singing?
MizClash 1 year ago
Enough to never try and bake something on your own. More! To stay at home, and never go out. For your own safety :D. Good translation!!!!! But again, who will ever understand Mainard's maind :D
Siarkofrutopij 1 year ago
The dude gives me the creeps... I like it xD
Daniel290684 1 year ago
The movement is perfect, just enough to bug your eyes. Good job
jhutch2622 1 year ago
@jhutch2622 Some would say...too perfect. Uncanny Valley, if you will. That might be the intended effect here, though.
Nettacki 1 year ago
@Nettacki IMHO: It's not Uncanny Valley. Not yet. But close :D. Nice catch.
Siarkofrutopij 1 year ago
I am curious as to how this was made...
wgjhey 1 year ago
Fucking brilliant! :P
I think there is probably a much deeper meaning to this song than just a recipe :P But I am still trying to figure it out.
This dude reminds my of Freddy Krueger a bit :P lol Freaked me out alitte at first, then it was just funny :P
EverLee86 1 year ago
200 degrees! 15 minutes!
DanimalTubeable 1 year ago
Don´t forget NO EGGS
RobertBrtka 1 year ago
Has any one tried that Recipe?
mortal4evel 1 year ago
@mortal4evel i was wondering the same....
ZoeZelphobia 1 year ago
wow i kant beleive thats really wat the song iz about ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sindo1996 1 year ago
@sindo1996 It's a joke on americans, when they hear a german speaking to a crowd and with the accompanied industrial metal music they automatically think its to do with Nazism and Hitler, but its is just a cake recipe. They say no eggs because an egg is a symbol of life in Jewish religion, no eggs = no life (reference to the holocaust)
MarkoMaddy 1 year ago
@MarkoMaddy I agree.
Siarkofrutopij 1 year ago
wats the actual translation?
sindo1996 1 year ago
@sindo1996 these are the real lyrics
MeteoraCyst 1 year ago
hahahaha its the elder mask
brady0323 1 year ago
Actually, then guy singings is Marko Fox, a member of ZAUM. Look it up.
Dread4525 1 year ago
OMFG this song is so tripped out, very very fucking bizarre shit. Maynard James Keenan talking about how to make hash cookies in German.
craziness5932 1 year ago
whoever thought this was a recipy....you are a retarted dumb fuck.... ITs about the Holacaust( i know i spelt that wrong but idgaf) eggs= jews, 15 min at 200 degrees= cremation of the jews, 150g of nuts= people in a metal assylium..... dumb fucks......
PinkwolfXD 1 year ago
@PinkwolfXD
Except there are no eggs in the recipe when it's put in the oven. So by your logic, the Jews weren't cremated. Face it; it's a recipe. Also, it's hard to be insulted when someone who misspelled: recipe, retarded, Holocaust, (since you're probably not British or Australian) spelled, mental, and asylum calls anyone else a dumb fuck.
Isoroku 1 year ago
@Isoroku
i'm not sure if they mean there are no eggs IN the recipie itself i think its more of a repetitive symbol that they will be no more just a thought
WTFDOORFACE 1 year ago
@WTFDOORFACE
er no more Jews heh wow sorry really vague wording sorry ^^
WTFDOORFACE 1 year ago
maynard is a genius
discodevil338 2 years ago 15
@discodevil338 lool
x360z0cker 1 year ago
Dejamos de temer aquello que hemos aprendido a entender. Marie Curie
smartinp 2 years ago
Are y'all serious? Yes there may be some secondary reason (it is MJK afterall) but this song is a recipe in German for hash cookies. UND KEINE EIER! (with no eggs)
kastingxshade 2 years ago
The hole song is about the Holocost,no eggs = no Jews,place in oven for 15 mins at 200 deg ment the cremation of dead Jews,and 150g nuts ment the killing of mental ppl.well that's what my English teacher said,
blaze7116 2 years ago
no eggs is in reference to jews this was originally by Rammstein
drewcrew6 2 years ago
no. greetings from germany
blauesBaerchen 2 years ago
Implying Rammstein are nazis?
freedomfigh3r 2 years ago
jaja wow i knew this song for a long time and this whole time i thought it was about hell or something like world war two lol but this whole time it was about hash cookies lmfao
iDomo14 2 years ago
@yoDEVONyo: degrees celsius!!
keinschwein 2 years ago
best fuckin cookies
K1LLACHRON1C 2 years ago
200 degrees cannot cook cookies without eggs in it, com'on son!
yoDEVONyo 2 years ago
lol
K1LLACHRON1C 2 years ago
Yeah all theyre doing is trying to psych out the tool fans who don't know what they're listening to. Like... "this is the redone speech of hitler from the 1940s or something" when it's just a cookie recipe. that's why they added the crowd sounds and all the voice acting
Anonymous122131 2 years ago
you're taking the meaning too far. it's just a recipe lol. it's almost a joke, like tool is purposely trying to deceive you into believing there is something deeper. Kinda like when they explain their name has something to do with lacrimology.
BTweeds 2 years ago
fuck them eggs bitches lick em too
clarkl14 2 years ago
Hash Brownies.
bighugejake 2 years ago
believe me...
this song is about nothing...
it's just funny
Bungsbergmassiv 2 years ago
Its a german text about cooking xD
TheLittleBigL 2 years ago
and say the magic words! ' sim salabim bamba salodo saladim' and you have...
COOKIES. with NO EGGS!?
UltimateEnd72 2 years ago
UND KEINE EIER!! xD
MissCupido 2 years ago