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  • Have u heard of Hitler's missing EGG?

  • Maynard isn't about hate just cause he has anger.. He loves.

  • And it's not about baking Jews.. It's about the re birth of jews without hitler. You never say what's not in a recipe. Egg = Adolf. That's why everyone cheers for no egg

  • This is so deep. Most people don't even know it's about the holocaust.

  • he was baking jews =/

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  • Looks like Robin Williams... But more wrinkled.

  • The eyes have it.... Insanity! Badass!!!

  • Good recipe, only um, how about 6 grams of turkish hashish?

  • " auf einen gefettetes beckplech legen" :D

  • I've never made them with hash, but preferably use walnuts and carefully roll them in confectioners sugar AFTER baking at about 325 degrees Fahrenheit... most likely no more than 7 minutes... just until edges become golden.....only half the size of eyeballs...and yes, KEINE EIER!!! LOL!!! Enjoy!!!

  • i deadset thought this song was some imitation of a hitler speech :L

  • @Chelseaman451 me to dude.  me to

  • ive always wondered why a crowd was cheering...

  • well..the eggs of satatn..or the balls of satatn.. :D

  • HOLY SHIT What is my grandpa doing in a tool video

  • The missing ingredients to the portal cake!

  • He looks disturbed when he realizes there are no eggs at 1:25

  • Viewer vids suck. But this is the shit. Well done

  • the eggs are jews

  • its about jews

  • guys, it's missing eggs. -.-

  • @tonkali it's German not French

  • this song sound like a hilter speech or something lol

  • This is actually recipe for French (I think it is), cookies called Satan's Eggs. I have a box that someone gave me once :).

  • Eat some shrooms and watch this video.

  • Steve Austin aint lookin so good these days

  • When my mom makes my birthday cake I'm gonna make her say "Sim salabim bamba salodo saladim" hahaha

  • Not as scary if you hide the guys eyes.

  • NO EGGS

    

  • wow, creepy. The song "the balls of satan" had 29666 viewss when I saw it, three sixes... eesh.

  • Man...fuck eggs...

  • ok...so someone...explain this ...song?...to me...thanks!

  • @coreytheace I think it might be a joke about how people will fall in love with songs that make no sense, but the tone of voice makes it sound all deep and such. I wouldn't be suprised if Tool did this to see how many of their own fans would simply go along with the song and think it's so amazing and deep, and how many would be smart enough to look up the lyrics.

  • @coreytheace I think it might be a joke about how people will fall in love with songs that make no sense, but the tone of voice makes it sound all deep and such. I wouldn't be suprised if Tool did this to see how many of their own fans would simply go along with the song and think it's so amazing and deep, and how many would be smart enough to look up the lyrics. Another, much broader, satire from this song would be preaching and speaches.

  • @Enicbry11 makes sense. Thanks for your insight!

  • @coreytheace

    The concept of baking a cake with no eggs signifies that 'Tool' themselves didn't need to be corrupted by Jews (eggs) to further their development within the music industry. That it doesn't have to be a system (making a cake) revolving around jews and what they say. The German language approach with a supposed tempered sound threaded within the speach rises (to an extent) a connection to how Hitler had spoken. And you then go on to here a crowd going wild in the background. (Nazis)

  • @chrisadrumz No it didn't.

    The whole thing signifies it was a band making for English audiences a song that sounded evil and German but was actually a pot brownie recipe. The "and no eggs"/crowd cheering part was because -and see if you can get this, meta-conceptually speaking- it was fucking funny.

    Take your semiotics degree, throw it in the trashcan, and go get a fucking job, you hipster twit.

  • Mate,

    meant no disrespect.. and like another who questioned my explanation, i say to you that my info is sourced from a Tool follower. it's just a statement. And it's not like i wrote the song, i can't accurately predict the background meaning of it, and this clearly indicates that many theories and ideas on the symbolism arises. I can't do much about exploration :P and if you can provide sources for ur info, i'll support it. & no degree here. i'm just a 17-year-old who's finishing y12.

  • @chrisadrumz Ok, sorry for the overblown farrow on the semiotics lecture, just you're reading into it. Trust me, you're wrong.

  • @menckencynic Lol. nah mate, don't say sorry, it's all good.

    I do have a general interest into the understanding of certain things. It's just one of few things i do and i can't help :P

    But look, i knew some facts and gave them to me in a story that interconnects.. It's a theory then.

    However, your's isn't so much based on much. Although, i heard from another commenter that some of tool's songs are jokes, so i could be wrong. As i said, i'll look into it myself. Sweet on this?

  • @menckencynic i knew some facts and a mate gave put them into a story in which interconnects*

    A few spelling mistakes :P

  • @menckencynic Relax man

  • Im going to have nightmares.

  • Creepy old man....... 

  • AND NO EGG!! Lmfao fucking hilarious

  • WTF! creepy... Much!!

  • on knifetip turkisk hash? how good is the turkisk hash they smoke???

  • thats the maddest video,

    tripped me out hard,

    <3tool<---

  • 150g Nuts?...

    THATS ALOTA NUTS! (See Completly Random Refference - KUNG POW: ENTER THE FIST)

  • @EmmsAccount That'll be 4 bucks baby, YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?!! bwahahahaha

  • im going to cook this just to see what happens :D

  • @hillwed AND SO...WHAT HAPPENED?

  • @hillwed Be sure to say the magic words "Sim Salabim Bamba Salodo Saladim".

  • @hillwed and you create the universe LOL

  • @hillwed but don't forgen the knifetip turkish hash....

  • @hillwed Good luck finding turkish hashish

  • Whenever I need to make Hitler Cookies, I just say the magic words, Sim Salabim Bamba Salodo Saladim! lol wtF?

  • lol you cant see the red dislike button^^

  • Oh my god I only was watching 7 seconds of the video and I feel very scared due to that head haha

  • lol, that face is creepy! this made me and my friend laugh so hard...

  • I think one knifetip of hash is not enough, should be like a 1/2 oz... just saying

  • Eier, wir brauchen Eier

  • que grande esta banda!!!!

  • NO EGGS

  • epic man love it

  • They just made this song to prove to ppl that ennything in german sounds eveil even cookies!!=)

  • Needs more butter, sugar... and hash.

  • @IHIMSELF666 and no eggs....

  • @IHIMSELF666 Half a pound of butter isn't enough for you?

  • @DbsDoom It should be, shouldn't it? Especially with the type of butter I'm using,

    Seriously though I tried the recipe while listening to the song and the dough just wouldn't hold together. So I added more butter.and then it wasn't sweet enough so I dumped more sugar in. Then I threw in about a 2 gram molten hash block and baked the whole mess. The results were wonderful, Die Eier von Satan.

  • @IHIMSELF666 and eggs

  • @DevonDulaney Dude... that was 6 MONTHS AGO. I barely knew anything then.

  • He has a thing for NO EGGS.

  • I just realized that guy shares a dastardly resemblance to my dad. They're both bald, kinda scary, and speak german. Why do I realize this after watching the video a dozen times? Well... I tried the recipe, and ate the whole batch, so blame the turkish hashish!

  • that was.....AWESOME!

  • lol sound like cake to me

  • @chronicfresh you're a little bit angry aren't you. I like how you changed your post after you thought the first one didn't post. You're a funny guy. Now go get happy

  • @linklai Tool really doesn't have a music video for this. The music video you probley saw was made by someone else. However, during the song they keep on saying "no eggs". Eggs actually represent the Jewish people. Without eggs, a recipe is flat, and without Jews, a culture is flat. In the end it is a political statement, knocking Nazism and at Americans, who will immediately associate a German speaker to Hitler, even without knowing the text.

  • @Rednose440 .. shut up. they're fucking cookies.

  • @haseoice not very good cookies. it will get you high but it doesn't taste very good.

  • @haseoice Are you fucking stupid? Why do you think that maynard doesn't allow the release of the lyrics of his songs until one month or more has passed. Because he wants the listener to absorb it, Take it in, in their own personal way. You may see this as a cookie recipe, whereas Rednose440 see's it as a reference to the holocaust. Nobody is right, The only "wrong" people are those who are ignorant, that refuse cant read between the lines. You know what someone Force-feed you. The plain text.

  • @EpsilonWolfBreach well said sir. You have done maynard proud

  • @Rednose440 can you explain the connection between "eggs" and jewish??why do eggs represent jewish?

  • @kretanragazzo The eggs are somthing that the singer used to represent the jewish people. If you know how to bake cookies, you know that you need eggs...without eggs the cookies become flat and they don't taste good. Without jews the culture is flat (maybe that's better wording than what I gave before....might help you a bit to understand) If you have anymore problems let me know and I'll try to help you figure it out :)

  • @Rednose440 the analysis is great.So maynard chooses jewish to represent eggs for no particular reason...?

  • @Rednose440 It doesn't represent the jews. Don't place meaning where there is none.

  • @DevonDulaney Please read from the reply that I have to Kretenragazzo... if you have anymore questions let me know and I'll try to help.

  • @Rednose440 ive never associATED anything to hitler only if it actually was hitler u paranoid idiot

  • To all those people saying this has nothing to do with nazis, go watch the music video. The guy does the "hail hitler" thing. Coincidence? I think not.

  • @linklai tool has no official video for this, any videos floating around are made by somebody else. idiot

  • @linklai tool doesn't have a music video for this song. whatever you saw, somebody else made. stuuuupiddddd

  • So...how are the cookies?

  • wow i didnt think it was for cookies... me and my dad tried to figuer it out but we knew one thing that it was german so we did everything we could to find tyhe transiltion and we found it here on this vido XD... and im 11 and i love to rock out to tool

  • There is also a parallel between the reactions of people to perceived evils – those who would be up in arms about “that Nazi song” might just be the very same who would be outraged that a band be allowed to condone “illicit drugs” on an album. Think for yourself.

    Then there is this idea: If you were to remake yourself, to improve things inside you, would you leave out the seeds of evil, the eggs of Satan – in you that tempt you to continue a destructive cycle?

  • “The Eggs of Satan”

    The moral to this one is that things are not always as they seem. Tool’s most consistent message to their listeners is that they should think for themselves, and “question everything”. It shouldn’t come as too much of a surprise then that what will sound like a Nazi propaganda rally to anyone eager to draw conclusions is actually a recipe for hash cookies.

  • how did you do this?!

  • @babygurlballin I used a program called Crazy Talk

  • @Skunkbud68 where can I get the program?

  • @Skunkbud68 everything looks so realistic except the eyes should of dimmed the white around them make it a lil more dim

  • Only tool could make a song that's actually a recipe sound good

  • I think anyone trying to read Holocaust meanings out of this song are missing the point.

    The entire AEnima album was about opening up your mind to the possibilities - so that you consider that there is no one absolute truth or agenda to everything. (In this case, ominous chanting in German doesn't mean it has ANYTHING whatsoever to do with Nazism; that is just the direction your mind goes when you take things at face value.)

    Now I want some hash cookies.

  • dont need a translation haha ;D

  • twisted sh!t.......wtf

  • If Maynard gets his own Cooking show i will watch it!

    He is talking good german very good actually!

    Im German

  • wow is this for real??? lol i never knew this song was a resipe for cookies (IN GERMAN!!)

  • @lolvids2 i know, right?!

  • lmfao that is awesome,and hilarious!! Only Tool could get away with singing in german on how to make cookies,and still make it sound awesome!! Thanks for sharing this man..Awesome work on the vid btw

  • und keine eier

  • @DaWeedHH UND KEINE EIER! *crowd cheers and screams*

  • How did you do this?

  • Holy crap that was awesome, lol!! 

  • AND NO EGG!!!!!!!!!

  • I've ben told that Turkish Hash is a drug... so... basically, these are high-cakes. Like what is made when you put pot into the brownies.

  • @soraos21

    duh hash is pot

  • @soraos21 Turkish hash is a selectively bred type of hash... Usual pot has what 0,1%-1,0% THC, the Turkish can have up to 25%!

  • @soraos21 ...wow, did you figure that out by yourself? lmao, just plain man. but yeah... obviously, hash is pot.

  • hahaha, i didnt think i would laugh

  • is that the real translation?

  • @mothershipish1 Yes.

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  • @mothershipish1 yes indeed :]

  • wtf?

  • Pretty creepy.... But this was dope! Wow, I want to know what it means though. The whole "No eggs" part is pretty interesting...

  • whats up with freddy kruger singing?

  • Enough to never try and bake something on your own. More! To stay at home, and never go out. For your own safety :D. Good translation!!!!! But again, who will ever understand Mainard's maind :D

  • The dude gives me the creeps... I like it xD

  • The movement is perfect, just enough to bug your eyes. Good job

  • @jhutch2622 Some would say...too perfect. Uncanny Valley, if you will. That might be the intended effect here, though.

  • @Nettacki IMHO: It's not Uncanny Valley. Not yet. But close :D. Nice catch.

  • I am curious as to how this was made...

  • Fucking brilliant! :P

    I think there is probably a much deeper meaning to this song than just a recipe :P But I am still trying to figure it out.

    This dude reminds my of Freddy Krueger a bit :P lol Freaked me out alitte at first, then it was just funny :P

  • 200 degrees! 15 minutes!

  • Don´t forget NO EGGS

  • Has any one tried that Recipe?

  • @mortal4evel i was wondering the same....

  • wow i kant beleive thats really wat the song iz about ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @sindo1996 It's a joke on americans, when they hear a german speaking to a crowd and with the accompanied industrial metal music they automatically think its to do with Nazism and Hitler, but its is just a cake recipe. They say no eggs because an egg is a symbol of life in Jewish religion, no eggs = no life (reference to the holocaust)

  • @MarkoMaddy  I agree.

  • wats the actual translation?

  • @sindo1996 these are the real lyrics

  • hahahaha its the elder mask

  • Actually, then guy singings is Marko Fox, a member of ZAUM. Look it up.

  • OMFG this song is so tripped out, very very fucking bizarre shit. Maynard James Keenan talking about how to make hash cookies in German.

  • whoever thought this was a recipy....you are a retarted dumb fuck.... ITs about the Holacaust( i know i spelt that wrong but idgaf) eggs= jews, 15 min at 200 degrees= cremation of the jews, 150g of nuts= people in a metal assylium..... dumb fucks......

  • @PinkwolfXD

    Except there are no eggs in the recipe when it's put in the oven. So by your logic, the Jews weren't cremated. Face it; it's a recipe. Also, it's hard to be insulted when someone who misspelled: recipe, retarded, Holocaust, (since you're probably not British or Australian) spelled, mental, and asylum calls anyone else a dumb fuck.

  • @Isoroku

    i'm not sure if they mean there are no eggs IN the recipie itself i think its more of a repetitive symbol that they will be no more just a thought

  • @WTFDOORFACE

    er no more Jews heh wow sorry really vague wording sorry ^^

  • maynard is a genius

  • @discodevil338 lool

  • Dejamos de temer aquello que hemos aprendido a entender. Marie Curie

  • Are y'all serious? Yes there may be some secondary reason (it is MJK afterall) but this song is a recipe in German for hash cookies. UND KEINE EIER! (with no eggs)

  • The hole song is about the Holocost,no eggs = no Jews,place in oven for 15 mins at 200 deg ment the cremation of dead Jews,and 150g nuts ment the killing of mental ppl.well that's what my English teacher said,

  • no eggs is in reference to jews this was originally by Rammstein

  • no. greetings from germany

  • Implying Rammstein are nazis?

  • jaja wow i knew this song for a long time and this whole time i thought it was about hell or something like world war two lol but this whole time it was about hash cookies lmfao

  • @yoDEVONyo: degrees celsius!!

  • best fuckin cookies

  • 200 degrees cannot cook cookies without eggs in it, com'on son!

  • lol

  • Yeah all theyre doing is trying to psych out the tool fans who don't know what they're listening to. Like... "this is the redone speech of hitler from the 1940s or something" when it's just a cookie recipe. that's why they added the crowd sounds and all the voice acting

  • you're taking the meaning too far. it's just a recipe lol. it's almost a joke, like tool is purposely trying to deceive you into believing there is something deeper. Kinda like when they explain their name has something to do with lacrimology.

  • fuck them eggs bitches lick em too

  • Hash Brownies.

  • believe me...

    this song is about nothing...

    it's just funny

  • Its a german text about cooking xD

  • and say the magic words! ' sim salabim bamba salodo saladim' and you have...

    COOKIES. with NO EGGS!?

  • UND KEINE EIER!! xD